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Title: My roommate's new cat
Post by: Strayboy74 on January 18, 2007, 01:30:58 am
So, my roommate got a cat... His cat died a couple weeks ago.

I like his new cat... and apparently his new cat likes me.

I just pulled him off of my down-alternative comforter.  I was trying to figure out what was going on, because he was systematically moving around on my blanket, kneading in a squat-like position with his tail end was shaking.  So, I put my hand underneath him, so if he was peeing, I could get him to stop, but ended up accidentally giving him a little hand job.   Now, he's outside in the hallway, crying.  And I feel cheap and violated.

He didn't even buy me coffee.  :(

-joseph
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: anniebc on January 18, 2007, 02:47:58 am
 :D :D :D...God I wish I could come up with a reply to that one.

Hugs
Jan :-*
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: JohnOso on January 18, 2007, 04:12:47 am
A kitty hand job.

Well you know what they say...you can take the boy out of the Tenderloin, but...... :-X


Quelle horreur!
John

*edited because the Oso just couldn't quite believe it the first time..
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: Miss Philicia on January 18, 2007, 04:45:36 am
filthy
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: carousel on January 18, 2007, 05:34:27 am
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Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: Lwood on January 18, 2007, 07:12:05 am
one suggestion: Febreeze. 
Do you really want to bring somebody home, wind up in bed only to have him say " Man, I smell cat Spunk"  which could really kill an otherwise hot night.

Lwood
who is not a cat person.
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: bocker3 on January 18, 2007, 07:19:03 am
I think that a Kitty Hand Job should be added to the "Fine" thread.  I'd suggest a fine of $500.00.  That would probably make Joseph the winner!!!

 ;D

Mike
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: bear60 on January 18, 2007, 09:44:38 am
Question:  Is this cat neutered?
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: skeebo1969 on January 18, 2007, 09:50:04 am


  My girl has a male cat who rolls around in her and my daughters panties before laundry....  Yes bear he is neutered ;)


  Joeseph,

     You can get him to go to sleep if you just help him out a little more ;)

   Thomas
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: Strayboy74 on January 18, 2007, 11:28:35 am
Question:  Is this cat neutered?

allegedly - I didn't give him an exam - I was somewhat disgusted when it happened.  He's also declawed.  His temperment is one of the best I've ever seen in a cat.

-joseph
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: bear60 on January 18, 2007, 11:34:45 am
Its easy to tell....not trying to get too graphic...but just feel where his balls are supposed to be.
Anyway.....its true...cats and dogs have great smell and react to our (human) odors in some funny ways.  We had a female cat that loved to smell my dirty T shirts.  She would follow me into the bathroom at shower time and I would undress and throw my clothes on the floor. She would find a good armpit smell on a t shirt and roll in it.
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: marco23 on January 18, 2007, 12:51:39 pm
Oh Joseph..
That was hilarious reading your topic...I couldn't help but laugh hysterically!... :D  :D
You kitty predator you...!!  :D
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: Christine on January 18, 2007, 03:41:08 pm
His temperment is one of the best I've ever seen in a cat.


That's because he gets rid of all that pent-up pussy frustration...

Christine :)
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: Longislander on January 18, 2007, 07:36:23 pm
 ;D :o
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: CaptCarl on January 18, 2007, 07:46:39 pm
YOU SLUT!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: Queen Tokelove on January 19, 2007, 12:43:26 am
allegedly - I didn't give him an exam - I was somewhat disgusted when it happened.  He's also declawed.  His temperment is one of the best I've ever seen in a cat.

-joseph

You better wash that blanket a few times. Be glad it was urine and not cat spray. Even when some cats get fixed, they still go through the motions, so to speak. My guess would be he picked up a scent. You said the other cat died a few weeks ago then he may be picking up the other cats scent and is trying to cover it. You can best believe that there is prolly some other areas that he's marked.
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: Strayboy74 on January 19, 2007, 12:44:58 am
Tonight he vomited on the blanket... I think it's a sign from god.

other than that...

he's a really nice cat.

-joseph
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: Queen Tokelove on January 19, 2007, 12:47:18 am
Damn, the only thing he hasn't done is shit on the blanket...There's something going on, ditch the blanket and get another one.... ;)
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: skeebo1969 on January 19, 2007, 01:24:22 am
Tonight he vomited on the blanket... I think it's a sign from god.

other than that...

he's a really nice cat.

-joseph

  ROFLMAO!!!

   He just wanted  to share his food with you...
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: JohnOso on January 19, 2007, 06:54:28 am
I'm with the Queen -- ditch the blanket.

If "it" continues to excrete uncontrollably, perhaps it's just you.   Or it could be possessed!  (if so, for fuck's sake -hehe!- hide the crucifixes!)

Here's hoping the power of christ compels you,
John
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: bear60 on January 19, 2007, 06:50:53 pm
Here I go again...... cats vomit..... often.....its just that they need to puke to get it out whatever it is...hairball, or house plants...etc ......but its usually something that they need to get out...so I always LOOK real closely to see what the kitty is puking....our cat has a thing for eating house plants then throwing up....but it could just as well be that the food wasnt to his liking.
Anyway...there is stuff you can give cats that have hairball problems....it comes in a tube like tooth paste and is mostly fish oil and molassas.
So hows kitty today?
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: aupointillimite on January 19, 2007, 06:53:37 pm
Now, he's outside in the hallway, crying. 
-joseph

He's sad because you didn't cuddle afterwards.
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: Amosboy on January 19, 2007, 07:27:09 pm
Joseph,

I think your new kitty friend needs his anal glands expressed.  I think I'm the man for the job.  I have much experience in this area  ;) but I'm not so sure about how to actually work my magic on a kitty.  ;D

Brooks
Title: Re: My roommate's new cat
Post by: dtwpuck on January 19, 2007, 08:03:01 pm
marry me