I am HIV Prostitude!!!

[otherplaces]

Oh, the girls on Poz.com just won't stop comin' after me.  I don't mean to make fun, but 'prostitude'?  That's an unfortunate mix up of the english language.  I'll never understand this.  If you're not from the US just tell me.  I don't care!  But I imagine she's probably not for real at all.

"Hello how are you doing i am ciara by name single and i am from USA i am 28yrs. .... I have HIV prostitude and am looking for a man that will love me with my HIV a man that am going to spend thge rest of my life with not a game nor heart breaker...."

For a second I was totally confused.  An HIV Prostitute?  OH MY!!!

**SIGH**

[milker]

Well a prostitute looking for love is not unusual. Be sure you have $200 on hand.

Milker.

[Strayboy74]

For a second I was totally confused.  An HIV Prostitute?  OH MY!!!
**SIGH**

Oh yeah, the one with the club foot, glass eye, and cleft palate....   I dated her.  She's hot.

Just make sure she got rid of the scabies...  learn from my mistake.

And no, she's not looking for 'love', but Love (the proper noun - a name she made up for her benwa balls I hope she finds them.)

-joseph

[RapidRod]

Well more than likely English is not her main language and Prosititude was meant to be "Positive."

[J.R.E.]

Well more than likely English is not her main language and Prosititude was meant to be "Positive."

Agreed !

[thunter34]

That's funny....I just saw someone on here very recently that wrote that he had had sex with a ''prostitude''.

I'm pretty sure that one was just a typo, but when I read it I couldn't help but think:

"Hooker....with ATTITUDE".

 

[StacheBC]

Even if she was a Prostitute... At least she is being upfront about it. Sex works also have relationships and need love.

OR as mentioned

Postive + attitude = Prostitude.    In that case I hope I'm a Prostitude when I grow up.

[milker]

Or was it HIV Prostate Dude?

Milker.

[Dan J.]

I recievied something similar to that when I had my profile on poz.com. It was a woman from Africa that had moved to Virginia, she was looking for a hiv+man for a relationship. I sent her an email back saying, "But honey, I am a homosexual. You don't have the right equipment" Never heard from her again! LOL

Dan 

[otherplaces]

Yeah, I kinda' figured she was shooting for the word 'positive'.  The idea of an HIV prostitute amused me a bit.

Hand job $20
Blow job $50
For $100 I'll give you HIV...you'll never forget it!

Okay, sorry that was a bit crass.

But I get these emails pretty often.  They always say they're from the US while they murder the english language.  I have a poz friend in Tokyo.  She murders the english language and I think it's about one of the cutest things I've ever seen   (of course what I do to Japanese is more like a World War). The point is that she doesn't pretend to be from the US.  She's honest, and that's why I consider her my friend.  But I think most of these are some type of scam, but I've never gone far enough to see what they might actually be trying to pull.

[cjc]

She probably contacted you in the first place because you are so cute. but I guess telling her she doesn't have the right equipment would do the trick.  Cristy                                                                         USUALLY when they can't speak proper English, I feel like they  are scamming. I get a lot of messages on poz . com but not many worth persuing