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Title: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: OneTampa on February 04, 2012, 12:39:29 pm
(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx230/HonutSinti/GIANTSBABY.jpg)

 :D
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: buginme2 on February 04, 2012, 01:24:50 pm
GO PATS

(http://fantasyknuckleheads.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gronk.jpg)
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Miss Philicia on February 04, 2012, 01:33:31 pm
You mean that one day a year when "straight acting gays" attempt to act straight?
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: thunter34 on February 04, 2012, 01:52:18 pm
You mean that one day a year when "straight acting gays" attempt to act straight?

Exactly.

If someone says, "GO PATS" to me, I end up thinking...


"Yeah.  Cheers.  Thanks a lot."
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: skeebo1969 on February 04, 2012, 02:09:50 pm
 

    Thursday the daycare my daughter goes to requested everyone to dress up the kids in Patriots gear.  I'm a Miami Dolphin fan for life and the Patriots are in the same division, so they are despised.  My wife has proved to not be so loyal and bought a jersey for OUR daughter to wear.  Gia came home yesterday doing some awful Patriots cheer.....

   I'm disappointed.  I should have called in and kept her home with me.

   Go Giants!
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Jeff G on February 04, 2012, 02:15:28 pm
My first week living in Chicago someone said to me how bout dem bears and I thought oh my god there are bears running around in a city this big . About the third time I heard it I asked the cabby who said it to me about the bear problem in Chicago , he asked me where I was from and suggested I go back there . I'm not much into football .   
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: buginme2 on February 04, 2012, 02:48:31 pm
Exactly.

If someone says, "GO PATS" to me, I end up thinking...


"Yeah.  Cheers.  Thanks a lot."
You mean that one day a year when "straight acting gays" attempt to act straight?

It's too bad there isn't a day for bitchy queens.GO PATS MOTHERFUCKERS
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Joe K on February 04, 2012, 02:55:04 pm
It's too bad there isn't a day for bitchy queens.GO PATS MOTHERFUCKERS

You must be kidding.  Around here, everyday is for bitchy queens.   ;D

Joe
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Rev. Moon on February 04, 2012, 03:04:41 pm
It's too bad there isn't a day for bitchy queens.GO PATS MOTHERFUCKERS

they is just jealous cuz they ain't butch like you, dahling.  Pay them no mind.

(http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz42/livebythemoon/79dfbea2.jpg)

edit: freudian slip
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: GSOgymrat on February 04, 2012, 03:07:08 pm
A coworker just asked me 5 minutes ago if I was excited about the Super Bowl. I said "Is that tomorrow?" He just shook his head and walked away.
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: buginme2 on February 04, 2012, 03:09:22 pm
If nothing else, just the chance to see Gronkowski is worth watching the game.

Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: denb45 on February 04, 2012, 03:18:17 pm
If nothing else, just the chance to see Gronkowski is worth watching the game.

I don't really care much for it, only if my team is playing in it, and the Oakland Raiders hasn't been to the Superbowl since January 26, 2003  :-[

However I will definitely be watching the Puppy Bowl with the Kitty half-time-show on Animal Planet cause it's so dam cute  :-*
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: denb45 on February 04, 2012, 03:24:18 pm
they is just jealous cuz they ain't butch like you, dahling.  Pay them no mind.

(http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz42/livebythemoon/79dfbea2.jpg)

edit: freudian slip

Oh and Rev.  don't be hating on BUTCH QUEENS, as I've been one most of my life child  :-*
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Miss Philicia on February 04, 2012, 03:31:04 pm
It's too bad there isn't a day for bitchy queens.GO PATS MOTHERFUCKERS

Well gee -- every day is a day for Bitchy Queens. And just because I'm extra bitchy I'll be fierce and tie this thread topic into the halftime show by resurrecting "Queen's English" performed by Joe & Luis, the two vogue-ing back up dancers from the Blond Ambition tour (think Truth or Dare pseudo-documentary). btw, and this is the tie-in, Madonna murmers in the background of the track though IIRC she was only credited as "Mystery Girl"

... and remember the line in the song Queen's that read are the best queens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv4nCDbdBV8
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: denb45 on February 04, 2012, 03:35:09 pm
Well gee -- every day is a day for Bitchy Queens. And just because I'm extra bitchy I'll be fierce and tie this thread topic into the halftime show by resurrecting "Queen's English" performed by Joe & Luis, the two vogue-ing back up dancers from the Blond Ambition tour (think Truth or Dare pseudo-documentary). btw, and this is the tie-in, Madonna murmers in the background of the track though IIRC she was only credited as "Mystery Girl"

... and remember the line in the song Queen's that read are the best queens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv4nCDbdBV8

And only you would @ least do it with some class  :-* that's why I HEART U so much miss P  :D
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Solo_LTSurvivor on February 04, 2012, 03:43:55 pm
Well gee -- every day is a day for Bitchy Queens. And just because I'm extra bitchy I'll be fierce and tie this thread topic into the halftime show by resurrecting "Queen's English" performed by Joe & Luis, the two vogue-ing back up dancers from the Blond Ambition tour (think Truth or Dare pseudo-documentary). btw, and this is the tie-in, Madonna murmers in the background of the track though IIRC she was only credited as "Mystery Girl"


Oh no you di'ent go there!!!  Jose and Luis, LOL.  Even Tyra would be jealous of the fierceness up in here!

Anyway, some of us have been lifelong fans since the moment of conception... being a native noo yawka an' all... I bleed blue.

(http://i44.tinypic.com/14xfggw.jpg)

I just need to make sure my other jersey is clean because if you look too closely at this one, you might see some of Eli's residuals   ;D

PATS CAN PISS THE FUCK OFF!
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Miss Philicia on February 04, 2012, 03:49:14 pm
I couldn't even tell you who was playing.

... but in my effort to be masculine today I'm now watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYL24Cs6AiM

(gotta be creative to finance your way through college! I wonder if he escorts)
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Solo_LTSurvivor on February 04, 2012, 03:58:22 pm
... but in my effort to be masculine today I'm now watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYL24Cs6AiM


Since you're feeling all that way, may I recommend this (http://youtu.be/1AU8QwFRTrs) instead??
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Miss Philicia on February 04, 2012, 04:27:03 pm
Since you're feeling all that way, may I recommend this (http://youtu.be/1AU8QwFRTrs) instead??

meh, dontcha know I got teh AIDS from a ladyboy lap dancer like 98% of the #OccupyAmIInfected
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: OneTampa on February 04, 2012, 04:40:13 pm
Oh and Rev.  don't be hating on BUTCH QUEENS, as I've been one most of my life child  :-*

(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx230/HonutSinti/TICKET_2.jpg)

I got my after game party ticket!

  ;) :D ;D
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Rev. Moon on February 04, 2012, 04:55:41 pm
Oh and Rev.  don't be hating on BUTCH QUEENS, as I've been one most of my life child  :-*

You know I love all my queens, boo --well, except for some ultra-dramatic ones who go around riding high horses with their high heels on. I happen to be a butch one as it is (who also happens to be a Jets fan --but I won't go there, especially cuz I like SoloLTS).
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Solo_LTSurvivor on February 04, 2012, 04:57:18 pm
meh, dontcha know I got teh AIDS from a ladyboy lap dancer like 98% of the #OccupyAmIInfected

Testify!

Oh and Rev.  don't be hating on BUTCH QUEENS, as I've been one most of my life child  :-*

Are you sure you didn't mean...

(http://www.musicobsession.com/Pictures/w/i/witchqueen265373.jpg)

 ???
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: denb45 on February 04, 2012, 05:43:39 pm
You know I love all my queens, boo --well, except for some ultra-dramatic ones who go around riding high horses with their high heels on. I happen to be a butch one as it is (who also happens to be a Jets fan --but I won't go there, especially cuz I like SoloLTS).

"giggles"  you know I couldn't wear no pumps, my feet are too big honey, I wear a men size 14D, I don't think they make pumps that big, or I could be wrong  :-*
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: OneTampa on February 04, 2012, 05:52:09 pm
"giggles"  you know I couldn't wear no pumps, my feet are too big honey, I wear a men size 14D, I don't think they make pumps that big, or I could be wrong  :-*

Uh (cough!), perhaps you may take a tour (cough!) here:

Excerpt:

"...We are proud to introduce the web's first custom-made shoe service especially for crossdressers and hard to fit women! Because our shoes are made on men's shoe bottoms, there is no need to convert sizes! Order according to your male shoe size! We custom manufacture these shoes to order. This means you choose your colors, materials and heel size & shape to your specifications. Every men's shoe size is available in both regular and wide width from 8 to 14, and womens shoe sizes are available from size 9-15 for those genetic ladies who need higher sizes. This is the perfect solution for those gals who have a hard time finding shoes to fit "just right..."

Link: http://www.drag-queen.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=D&Category_Code=CustomShoes

 ;) ;D
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: denb45 on February 04, 2012, 06:22:11 pm
Uh (cough!), perhaps you may take a tour (cough!) here:

Excerpt:

Link: http://www.drag-queen.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=D&Category_Code=CustomShoes

 ;) ;D

Wait a minute, I have a hard enough time finding my size in a men shoe store, seems like they only make men's boots up to a 13, and I can't even find a 14d or 14e unless I go to Cow-Town Boots here in ABQ
if it wasn't for that place, I'd be shoe and boot-less :D
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Solo_LTSurvivor on February 04, 2012, 09:23:56 pm
I have a hard enough time finding my size in a men shoe store, seems like they only make men's boots up to a 13, and I can't even find a 14d or 14e...

Damn, you've got some big ass stompers, D.  Is it true what they say about big hands and feet  :o
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: denb45 on February 04, 2012, 09:32:11 pm
Damn, you've got some big ass stompers, D.  Is it true what they say about big hands and feet  :o

I'm gonna plead the 5th on that one, you'll have to take that one up with my husband Bob  ;)
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Rev. Moon on February 04, 2012, 09:34:43 pm
Damn, you've got some big ass stompers, D.  Is it true what they say about big hands and feet  :o

Studies have been done (http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/size.asp), apparently.
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: OneTampa on February 04, 2012, 09:45:18 pm
So, the expression "Barbara, please!" comes from the reactions of the recipients of Ms. Mikkelson's willy wonking?

"the more you know..."

 ;D
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: denb45 on February 04, 2012, 09:50:25 pm
You all are some shameful size queens, isn't this thread suppose to be about the Super-Blow, the Puppy-Blow & the Kitty half-time show  :o  ;D
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: wolfter on February 04, 2012, 10:12:14 pm
Now doubting If I'm really gay.  Then again, why was I put in charge of organizing the get to gether? 

Wolfie
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: tednlou2 on February 05, 2012, 02:36:02 am
My folks live near Indy.  We went up there for the festivities.  It was a mess.  Couldn't move, couldn't find a bathroom, and no cell service--OMG!  We had a conversation about how football is so integrated in our society.  If you're not into it, you have a hard time fitting in, when all your friends are talking about it and watching it.  Even at work, if you aren't in on it with co-workers and managers, then you feel different.  I've seen managers/bosses become more chummy with those employees they can talk football.  I'm not a big football fan, but I've tried to keep up with it enough to be able to discuss it.  I played basketball (played Center) all through school until I was cut from the varsity team in highschool.  That may come as a surprise to many.
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: mikeyb39 on February 05, 2012, 09:47:03 am
Miss P, i just love your picture captions.  Although I do miss seeing Madonna drinking that cup of tea.   lol
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Rev. Moon on February 05, 2012, 10:26:20 am
GO PATS


(http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz42/livebythemoon/f9948f0d.jpg)
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: odyssey on February 05, 2012, 10:32:16 am
GO PATS

(http://fantasyknuckleheads.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gronk.jpg)

Enough said!

And I for one am NOT a size queen! I'm sorry, but anything over 7 is just OUCH!  :o
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: phildinftlaudy on February 05, 2012, 12:31:58 pm
Getting ready to prepare the tacos -
The chicken wings are already in the oven -
The Tostitos and salsa are on standby -

Oh, and chocolate chip cookies for late night post-game munchies.

And, it goes without saying, the Coronas are on ice.

Don't really care who wins - the Fins and Steelers are my teams - I just watch for the tight pants and the commercials (and the sexual innuendo the announcers put out without even realizing it ---- or maybe they do).

Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Miss Philicia on February 05, 2012, 12:46:55 pm
Getting ready to prepare the tacos -

Hard shells, no doubt. Old El Paso?
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: phildinftlaudy on February 05, 2012, 01:00:40 pm
Hard shells, no doubt. Old El Paso?

You called it right -

I'm also hoping the coin toss is "heads" cause if so, Papa Johns is giving free pizza to all of their Papa Rewards members tomorrow (Monday) - while I prefer Pizza Hut - I will do a free PJ's every now and then.

Now, I have to go slice and dice the tomatoes and prep the three-blend Mexican cheese, and lettuce... oh, and season and brown the lean ground chuck......

Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Solo_LTSurvivor on February 05, 2012, 01:51:14 pm
You know I love all my queens, boo --well, except for some ultra-dramatic ones who go around riding high horses with their high heels on. I happen to be a butch one as it is (who also happens to be a Jets fan --but I won't go there, especially cuz I like SoloLTS).

Oh no problem, sweets.  I liked the Jets at one time also: during the Namath era, that is   :-*
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: denb45 on February 05, 2012, 01:59:45 pm
Oh no problem, sweets.  I liked the Jets at one time also: during the Namath era, that is   :-*

Me too, I even had a that playgirl centerfold of Joe Namath, I stole from my twin-sister
"giggles" but Henry Kissinger & Jim Brown had one too, and they were HOT  :P
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Miss Philicia on February 05, 2012, 02:03:58 pm
You called it right -

I'm also hoping the coin toss is "heads" cause if so, Papa Johns is giving free pizza to all of their Papa Rewards members tomorrow (Monday) - while I prefer Pizza Hut - I will do a free PJ's every now and then.

Now, I have to go slice and dice the tomatoes and prep the three-blend Mexican cheese, and lettuce... oh, and season and brown the lean ground chuck......



Hard shells, cheese, sour cream -- Mexicans don't eat tacos like that :)

Is Wumpy coming over?

ps: I want to go to the supermarket but am afraid of crowds. What time does the game start? I'll go then.
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Rev. Moon on February 05, 2012, 02:07:29 pm
Hard shells, cheese, sour cream -- Mexicans don't eat tacos like that :)

Is Wumpy coming over?


It's the Taco Bell way, gurl.  Americans like the authentic stuff. 

I'd love me some tacos al carbon. 
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: phildinftlaudy on February 05, 2012, 02:08:05 pm
Hard shells, cheese, sour cream -- Mexicans don't eat tacos like that :)

Is Wumpy coming over?

ps: I want to go to the supermarket but am afraid of crowds. What time does the game start? I'll go then.

No sour cream - I don't like seeing that white stuff on my tacos  ;)

Of course Will has a standing invite...

Oh - and Rev. - no Taco Bell here - these are being made fresh with super sized shells - already got the tomatoes and lettuce ready, cheese ready, ground chuck ready.... just have to heat up the shells and warm up the meat when game time hits and it's tacos away......
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Solo_LTSurvivor on February 05, 2012, 02:08:39 pm
Me too, I even had a that playgirl centerfold of Joe Namath, I stole from my twin-sister
"giggles" but Henry Kissinger & Jim Brown had one too, and they were HOT  :P

Just for you, Dennis:  http://youtu.be/CZBLEeR836I

 ;)

ps: I want to go to the supermarket but am afraid of crowds. What time does the game start? I'll go then.

Seriously?!??  Now you know that you're gonna be glued to the set watching the material ghoul.
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Rev. Moon on February 05, 2012, 02:10:19 pm
Oh no problem, sweets.  I liked the Jets at one time also: during the Namath era, that is   :-*

Me too, I even had a that playgirl centerfold of Joe Namath, I stole from my twin-sister
"giggles" but Henry Kissinger & Jim Brown had one too, and they were HOT  :P

Hmmmpffff.
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Miss Philicia on February 05, 2012, 02:12:22 pm

I'd love me some tacos al carbon. 

Have you had them with short rib? Sooooo divine.

Damn, now I'm tempted to go get tacos at the taqueria around the corner. Tacos de arrachera regular perhaps (http://lostaquitosdepuebla.com/tacos-especiales.html).
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: denb45 on February 05, 2012, 02:14:20 pm
Just for you, Dennis:  http://youtu.be/CZBLEeR836I

 ;)


I'd fuck him panty hose or not  :P and if he tried to get away, I'd use them panty hose to tie him down with until I was done  :P
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Rev. Moon on February 05, 2012, 02:17:51 pm
Have you had them with short rib? Sooooo divine.

Damn, now I'm tempted to go get tacos at the taqueria around the corner. Tacos de arrachera regular perhaps (http://lostaquitosdepuebla.com/tacos-especiales.html).


Absolutely.  The best ones I've had we're bought from some little hole without a name in L.A. 

Now that I think about it, I may actually get some for lunch from Taco Rico (http://www.google.com/m/place?cid=8045508192837325334&q=taco+rico&fb=1&gl=us&hq=taco+rico&hnear=0x88d9c38b3defa9c5:0xba9a4e9e4d0e68cf,West+Perrine,+FL&ei=9tQuT9zoLOH3sQLkwNCjDg&oi=local_result&sqi=2&ved=0CEoQ4gkwAw), which is just two minutes from the school campus.
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: thunter34 on February 05, 2012, 02:34:22 pm
"Go Pats" is clearly what BBC America is saying...all day AB FAB marathon!  Toodles!

(http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz42/livebythemoon/f9948f0d.jpg)

Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Miss Philicia on February 05, 2012, 02:39:33 pm

Now that I think about it, I may actually get some for lunch from Taco Rico (http://www.google.com/m/place?cid=8045508192837325334&q=taco+rico&fb=1&gl=us&hq=taco+rico&hnear=0x88d9c38b3defa9c5:0xba9a4e9e4d0e68cf,West+Perrine,+FL&ei=9tQuT9zoLOH3sQLkwNCjDg&oi=local_result&sqi=2&ved=0CEoQ4gkwAw), which is just two minutes from the school campus.

No, no -- the theme is to go at 6 PM and boycott the game. Plus it will be quiet and I can look like a dried up old woman and eat alone while reading a book.
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: OneTampa on February 05, 2012, 03:31:56 pm
Just came from the grocery and it was packed.  Everyone was nice, friendly and smiling.

I even ran, literally, (bumped carts) into two butch queens in the aisle. We said "sorry" at the same time and giggled at each other. 

Ah, the sense of community!   ;D

I wonder if I will see them at the after game party?  ;D
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: denb45 on February 05, 2012, 03:47:34 pm

I even ran, literally, (bumped carts) into two butch queens in the aisle. We said "sorry" at the same time and giggled at each other. 

Ah, the sense of community!   ;D

I wonder if I will see them at the after game party?  ;D

They'll probably invite some men over and feed them I give them all the Beer they can drink, if you give a man enough beer he'll take off all his cloth, and not just pull out his dick  :o
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: wolfter on February 05, 2012, 04:16:06 pm
I came home from the club for a break before returning to set up for the SB party.  I never want to see another chicken wing or boiled egg again.  Free food will certainly bring out all the weirdos.  I'm volunteering so at least I'll have a beverage while doing so. 

Wolfie
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Miss Philicia on February 05, 2012, 05:32:03 pm
OK, I succumbed and decided to whip up something minimal at the last minute for a Super Bowl party -- I've invited some neighborhood drug dealers over.

(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/417442_2513094837996_1571912135_31938281_2081258329_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: denb45 on February 05, 2012, 05:36:07 pm
OK, I succumbed and decided to whip up something minimal at the last minute for a Super Bowl party -- I've invited some neighborhood drug dealers over.

Make sure you have plenty of beer & some Alice wouldn't hurt, I'm sure they'll be carry-in much needed party favors  ;D
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Rev. Moon on February 05, 2012, 05:39:10 pm
OK, I succumbed and decided to whip up something minimal at the last minute for a Super Bowl party -- I've invited some neighborhood drug dealers over.

(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/417442_2513094837996_1571912135_31938281_2081258329_n.jpg)

Très adorable.  You are like an evil queen version of Martha Stewart.
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Miss Philicia on February 05, 2012, 05:40:56 pm
I have five beers, 2/3 bottle of top shelf vodka, 1/3 bottle of similar bourbon, and a small cheap bottle of brandy better suited for cooking steak au poivre.

... and three half-used bottles of poppers
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: skeebo1969 on February 05, 2012, 05:42:32 pm
OK, I succumbed and decided to whip up something minimal at the last minute for a Super Bowl party -- I've invited some neighborhood drug dealers over.

(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/417442_2513094837996_1571912135_31938281_2081258329_n.jpg)

Spam for the West Siiiiiide!! 
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Solo_LTSurvivor on February 05, 2012, 06:13:07 pm
Make sure you have plenty of beer & some Alice wouldn't hurt, I'm sure they'll be carry-in much needed party favors  ;D

From what I heard, the boys in that part of the hood all prefer Tina and Gina  ;D
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Jody on February 05, 2012, 06:25:29 pm
Just my luck I grew up in the Bronx, NY as a Jets and Mets fan.  I could have walked to Yankee stadium as a boy but the teams at Shea were far more colorful and I became a fan.  So I also don't like Boston or Philadelphia teams (though they do have great fans, pretty tough and nasty as well,  I must say) and I'll root for the Giants as some friends will be happy.

The hype is insane nowadays.  When the Jets became the first old AFL team to win the Super Bowl in 1969 it forced the merger of the old AFL into the NFL.  Anyway Madonna plays at halftime as someone mentioned. so that will bring in fans, as if the game needs them!
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: denb45 on February 05, 2012, 06:56:32 pm
I have five beers, 2/3 bottle of top shelf vodka, 1/3 bottle of similar bourbon, and a small cheap bottle of brandy better suited for cooking steak au poivre.

... and three half-used bottles of poppers

Child make sure you have plenty to drink when I come & see you miss P cause I may need it...

if I left Bob, and didn't wanna live in NM anymore, think you have room for me , I cook, clean & do windows  have my own Income w/ my own Credit cards and own banking, I even have a Truck so you wouldn't have to use public transportation............ and honey you don't even have to FUCK ME......how do you like me now  :-*
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Miss Philicia on February 05, 2012, 08:15:01 pm
1) I only watched the halftime show

2) Madonna almost tripped at one point in "Vogue"
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: denb45 on February 05, 2012, 08:17:21 pm
1) I only watched the halftime show

2) Madonna almost tripped at one point in "Vogue"

She brought it! she looked good tho I will give miss Madge that  ;)
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Miss Philicia on February 05, 2012, 08:21:20 pm
It's also my birthday in 3 hours and 40 minutes :P
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Jeff G on February 05, 2012, 08:23:05 pm
It's also my birthday in 3 hours and 40 minutes :P

Happy Birthday Miss P ! . you are a year older than me right ? Happy 50Th !!!
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Miss Philicia on February 05, 2012, 08:24:10 pm
Happy Birthday Miss P ! . you are a year older than me right ? Happy 50Th !!!

No, I am a year younger than Wumpy.
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Jody on February 05, 2012, 08:25:08 pm
Happy birthday D.
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: thunter34 on February 05, 2012, 08:38:44 pm
It's also my birthday in 3 hours and 40 minutes :P

We should bake you a klonnie cake!
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Joe K on February 05, 2012, 08:41:04 pm
She brought it! she looked good tho I will give miss Madge that  ;)

Kinda, sorta.  At times I thought she was in danger of becoming a caricature of herself.  Some of it was downright painful to watch.  I was expecting her to attempt to "Vogue" the world again.  Came off more like Celine Dion.  Sorry Madge.   :-[

Joe
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Miss Philicia on February 05, 2012, 08:42:19 pm
We should bake you a klonnie cake!

How about shoving some liquid ketamine in a hot oven and then grinding it up?
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Joe K on February 05, 2012, 08:42:53 pm
It's also my birthday in 3 hours and 40 minutes :P

Happy Birthday Miss. P.  8)

Joe
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Solo_LTSurvivor on February 05, 2012, 08:43:56 pm
1) I only watched the halftime show


I hadn't planned on watching it but I had to see what type of fiasco it would be.

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2) Madonna almost tripped at one point in "Vogue"


I caught that too  :o - PS: Happy Boifday!!!

Tim, I'm living for this: I always disclothe on the first date ;D
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Miss Philicia on February 05, 2012, 09:09:54 pm
I would say "Caption the photo" but obviously that's not necessary!

(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/401275_10150767402603677_542738676_12601865_1769926641_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Jeff G on February 05, 2012, 09:21:31 pm
I would say "Caption the photo" but obviously that's not necessary!

(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/401275_10150767402603677_542738676_12601865_1769926641_n.jpg)

I volunteer to judge that contest .
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Miss Philicia on February 05, 2012, 09:27:21 pm
Wanna see that big white boy on the left with a porn star (https://www.google.com/search?q=rob+gronkowski+height&hl=en&safe=off&site=webhp&prmd=imvnso&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=_jkvT6WqO-Sz0QHfyo2TCw&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&sqi=2&ved=0CA0Q_AUoAQ&biw=1026&bih=915#hl=en&safe=off&site=webhp&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=rob+gronkowski+bibi+jones&pbx=1&oq=rob+gronkowski+bib&aq=0&aqi=g6g-m1g-S3&aql=&gs_sm=c&gs_upl=2956l3373l0l5111l3l3l0l0l0l0l219l578l0.1.2l3l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.,cf.osb&fp=e10eaf724bb62b4&biw=1026&bih=915)?
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Jeff G on February 05, 2012, 09:33:35 pm
Wanna see that big white boy on the left with a porn star (https://www.google.com/search?q=rob+gronkowski+height&hl=en&safe=off&site=webhp&prmd=imvnso&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=_jkvT6WqO-Sz0QHfyo2TCw&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&sqi=2&ved=0CA0Q_AUoAQ&biw=1026&bih=915#hl=en&safe=off&site=webhp&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=rob+gronkowski+bibi+jones&pbx=1&oq=rob+gronkowski+bib&aq=0&aqi=g6g-m1g-S3&aql=&gs_sm=c&gs_upl=2956l3373l0l5111l3l3l0l0l0l0l219l578l0.1.2l3l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.,cf.osb&fp=e10eaf724bb62b4&biw=1026&bih=915)?

Very nice of you to share , thanks very much !
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Solo_LTSurvivor on February 05, 2012, 10:04:14 pm
(http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/976015/20120205211009.jpg)


YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: OneTampa on February 05, 2012, 10:04:46 pm
(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx230/HonutSinti/HAPPY_GIANTS.jpg)

SNAP! Heh! Heh!
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: phildinftlaudy on February 05, 2012, 10:12:38 pm
I'm so happy the Giants won - while they are not my team - I can't stand the Patriots.... so, I would have taken anyone over them.....  Congrats Giants!!
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: LM on February 05, 2012, 11:06:43 pm
I'll never understand why Americans like this sport. Nor why it is called football, I mean, they rarely kick the damn ball. It should be called "rugby for wusses".  ;D

Oh well... Madonna's concert was more exciting. And Happy bday, Miss P!
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Miss Philicia on February 05, 2012, 11:13:22 pm
Gaga after the halftime show

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyc6cFhjf1qcqvx3o1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Rev. Moon on February 06, 2012, 12:25:34 am
OEMGEE... Miss M.I.A. and her middle finger.  Escándalo!!  Our poor children had to be exposed to this indecency.

(http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz42/livebythemoon/2e41058a.jpg)



http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/02/05/middle-finger-super-bowl-photo/
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Solo_LTSurvivor on February 06, 2012, 09:49:56 am
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1017706!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/image.jpg)

Gotta bring it full circle  :o
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: denb45 on February 06, 2012, 10:31:25 am
Kinda, sorta.  At times I thought she was in danger of becoming a caricature of herself.  Some of it was downright painful to watch.  I was expecting her to attempt to "Vogue" the world again.  Came off more like Celine Dion.  Sorry Madge.   :-[

Joe

for a woman well into her 50s it wasn't that bad, but that close up of her face was a little scary tho on my 60' flat screen  ;D
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Jeff G on February 06, 2012, 10:37:39 am
I never cared for Madonna and I sure she feels the same way about me because she hasn't called me or offered to hang out even once .

I just don't get that kind of music .
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: denb45 on February 06, 2012, 10:38:14 am
OH before I forget    SWAK!  :-*  ox ox ox  Happy Birthday Miss P you don't look a day over 30  ;D
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: mecch on February 06, 2012, 01:09:39 pm
Gee I hope M.I.A. gets something for the shame of advertising M.m.m.M.D.M.A. Madonna on her own crotch.

OEMGEE... Miss M.I.A. and her middle finger.  Escándalo!!  Our poor children had to be exposed to this indecency.

(http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz42/livebythemoon/2e41058a.jpg)



http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/02/05/middle-finger-super-bowl-photo/
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: spacebarsux on February 06, 2012, 02:13:51 pm
I'll never understand why Americans like this sport. Nor why it is called football, I mean, they rarely kick the damn ball. It should be called "rugby for wusses".  ;D



LOL. I agree.  ;D.

And hope you had a smashing birthday Miss P.
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Joe K on February 06, 2012, 02:37:11 pm
for a woman well into her 50s it wasn't that bad, but that close up of her face was a little scary tho on my 60' flat screen  ;D

That's why I said it wasn't "that" bad, but you could watch her counting her steps to do her "crotch flip" with the four white clad guys on the bleachers.  It was almost like a scene from a movie about the Arthur Murray dance studio as done by Kubrick.  The face was another thing entirely and I'm still trying to figure out who she actually looks like.   ::)

Joe
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: denb45 on February 06, 2012, 02:40:32 pm
That's why I said it wasn't "that" bad, but you could watch her counting her steps to do her "crotch flip" with the four white clad guys on the bleachers.  It was almost like a scene from a movie about the Arthur Murray dance studio as done by Kubrick.  The face was another thing entirely and I'm still trying to figure out who she actually looks like.   ::)

Joe

Only her hair-dresser & that 24 y/o BF knows for sure  :-*

HUGS

Dennis in ABQ
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: Assurbanipal on February 06, 2012, 02:45:29 pm
Happy Birthday Miss P

may a thousand of Madonna's dancers decorate your cake   :D

Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: denb45 on February 06, 2012, 02:48:51 pm
(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc473/denb45/madoonaisafrog.jpg)

anyone see the striking resemblance like I do  ;D
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: buginme2 on February 06, 2012, 02:52:45 pm
(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc473/denb45/madoonaisafrog.jpg)

anyone see the striking resemblance like I do  ;D

Horrible!!!  ;D

I'm sorry Madonna fans, but that was hard to watch.  Poor thing.  She lip sync'd the whole thing and just appeared to be akward the whole time.

On a side note. Those damn New Jersey Giants.  I lost $100 
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: denb45 on February 06, 2012, 03:40:35 pm
Horrible!!!  ;D

On a side note. Those damn New Jersey Giants.  I lost $100

Bug....lol that's why I don't bet or gamble my money ;) you could have spent that on a very nice Steak Dinner for 2 Plus a nice Tip  :D
Title: Re: Are 'yall ready for some FOOTBALL?
Post by: buginme2 on February 06, 2012, 04:05:30 pm
Bug....lol that's why I don't bet or gamble my money ;) you could have spent that on a very nice Steak Dinner for 2 Plus a nice Tip  :D

I know.  Thats why you don't bet more than you are willing to lose.  I did do pretty good on my fantasy football league though and won some money there so it was basically a wash.  Its all in good fun.