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Title: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Lwood on September 28, 2006, 01:17:47 pm
I keep seeing this in signature lines and cant figure it out. Im assuming its some sort of secret organization like the Masons, the Skulls or the Gay Mens Chorus.

The best that Ive managed to come up with based on the little I know about the people using it in their siglines would be   "Crazy Old White Studs' or possibly 'Charming Outgoing Weed Smokers'   perhaps even 'Capable Of Wild Sex'         
Acronyms have gotten under my skin ever since I saw the LOAF float in the Pride Parade, Lesbians Over Age Fifty... some scary shit, Im talking bike chain belts with Buck Knives on them and some tattoos that would put a sailor to shame......but I digress..   Is this something I need to get in on ??  or is it something freaky like 'Canadian Outdoor Water Sports'  or 'Coalition of Overweight Webcam Stars' ?

Lwood   
who needs to know
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: penguin on September 28, 2006, 02:47:22 pm
http://www.bovinebazaar.com/acronym.htm (http://www.bovinebazaar.com/acronym.htm)...

on a more boring note, i know a techie who uses that to mean "Configuration Of Web Services"

me, i'm putting my money on Christians Owning Woolly Sweaters

Kate
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: JohnOso on September 28, 2006, 03:47:10 pm
Truth be told....I joined for ulterior motives.

I was promised there would be an initiation.

Take care,
John
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Ann on September 28, 2006, 04:23:54 pm

Coalition Of Willy Snatchers?

Conference Of Wild Seniors?

Conditional Omniscient Wayfarers Society?

Cantankerous Old Wankers Society?

I'm betting on the latter, considering who has this acronym in their signature lines. :P

Ann
(who is running for cover as soon as she hits post)
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Lwood on September 30, 2006, 08:37:02 am
Im beginning to wonder if it isnt ' Conspiracy Of Weird Scientists'   
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Ann on September 30, 2006, 08:43:43 am
Lwood,

Whatever it is, it sure does seem to be a secret because I know for a FACT that at least one of the members has read this thread and they haven't seen fit to fill us in. With that in mind, maybe it's the...

Covertly Operating Wankers Society. (playing wanky-panky behind a bush near you!)

I'm going to be secretive too and not sign this post. So there. :P

Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: aztecan on October 02, 2006, 01:59:44 am
 :D
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Post by: Moffie65 on October 02, 2006, 04:54:50 am
;)
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: ACinKC on October 03, 2006, 04:27:04 pm
(http://www.anekdotov.net/pic/photo5/cows.jpg)
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: ACinKC on October 03, 2006, 04:27:35 pm
(http://www.lawlibrary.co.za/notice/updates/2003/images/cow_bungee_jumping.jpg)
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: David_CA on October 03, 2006, 05:45:10 pm
So what the hell is it then?  One thing the members with c.o.w.s have in common is living in the West.  Hmmmmm... 
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: DingoBoi on October 03, 2006, 06:07:03 pm
coalition of western states?
Coalition for Organizing Western States

Bailey (not a damn COWS)
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Lwood on October 05, 2006, 11:51:10 am
OK..  Im not thrown off for a second by the  ' Wink ans Smile '  hint   there is something far more Subversive at play here... probablly invoving secret hand, uum   Hand SHAKES and paddling ...

I was Content to remain in the dark on this one until I saw the funniest damn commercial Yet in the Happy California
Cows' series..   Where the Pig tries to join up with the cows ... I laughed so hard my busted rib was clicking together like a couple of Dominos..  Its not on YouTube yet, but rest assured Ill make sure it gets a link when it shows up..

I did however come across an equally funny one  I like to Muh  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O8sTxrBrjs) 


Besides ,I can always tart my own little secret society,,,, South Eastersn States with Sinister Intentions....
..........................................
   Go  S.E.S.S.I's   !!!!!
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: RAB on October 05, 2006, 12:42:30 pm
Coalition Of Willy Snatchers?

Conference Of Wild Seniors?

Conditional Omniscient Wayfarers Society?

Cantankerous Old Wankers Society?

I'm betting on the latter, considering who has this acronym in their signature lines. :P

Ann
(who is running for cover as soon as she hits post)


WE NEED A "REPORT THE MODERATOR BUTTON  >:(

(Cow pie throwing contests require targets missy and you just became our #1 choice!) :-*


L: 

LMAO, that link is sooo perfect!

RAB

Who loves to Muh!   ;D
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Ann on October 05, 2006, 01:44:33 pm
Rocky,

So the "Cantankerous Old Wanker Society" guess was right then? ;)

If your cow pie throwing speed is anything like your speed in seeing my post, then I've got nothing to worry about. I can just keep moo-ving on by at a gentle pace. 

Don't be crying over spilt milk now! :D

Ann
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Jerry71 on October 05, 2006, 02:02:38 pm
Ok now the west has C.O.W.S. we in the southern states can have S.A.C. Put that in your pipe and smoke it you westerners. LOL  ;D SOUTH AIDS COALITION


































Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Strayboy74 on October 05, 2006, 02:39:04 pm
LOL.... ALL OF YOU are SOOOO off. LOL

keep 'em comin. :)  they're fun to read. :)

-joseph
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: CaptCarl on October 05, 2006, 03:05:29 pm
My vote goes to Cagey Old Weenie Suckers.
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Moffie65 on October 05, 2006, 05:33:52 pm
Cagey Old Weenie Suckers.

Now that is funny........

Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Just John on October 05, 2006, 06:11:18 pm
  ;D Cheesed off without sex, perhaps? ;D

or is it a slur on our Antipodean cousins - came over without sheep?  :o which might of course explain the wanking

Intrigued, John.
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Basquo on October 05, 2006, 06:52:01 pm
Cool Older White Studs??  Can I join now that I'm a week into my fifth decade?
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Longislander on October 05, 2006, 09:11:59 pm
Coulda, woulda, shoulda's?  lol
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: JohnOso on October 06, 2006, 04:20:45 am
My vote goes to Cagey Old Weenie Suckers.



Hey....I resent that comment!

I am NOT cagey!   ;D

John
(up-n-coming member of C.O.W.S.)
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Jeffreyj on October 06, 2006, 07:12:50 am
;0
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: frenchpat on October 06, 2006, 08:19:34 am
despite my current avatar I have nothing to do with this :)

but I would still like to submit the following:

Confederacy Of Willing Sinners


Pat
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Iggy on October 06, 2006, 10:26:45 am
.

Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: RAB on October 14, 2006, 06:03:52 pm
To heck with the question about C.O.W.S.

(Besides if we told any of you, we'd have to kill you for security reasons)

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHO THE HELL ARE THE P.I.G.S.

RAB

Who knows darn well C.O.W.S. out rank P.I.G.S. anyday of the week!   :P
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: allopathicholistic on October 14, 2006, 06:12:15 pm
P erceptive
I ntuitive
G rass
S mokers  ???
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: thunter34 on October 14, 2006, 06:41:14 pm
Hmmm...that last entry gave me an idea about C.O.W.S.  - but I'm new here and wondering if I should say.
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: livingpositively on October 15, 2006, 02:44:44 pm

based on RABs last comments, I'm leaning towards:

Cweens On/Of Water Sports

 :o ::)
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Life on October 15, 2006, 02:58:52 pm
P ampered
I  ncestuous
G ay
S lave
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: thunter34 on October 15, 2006, 03:34:10 pm
Cracked Out Whore Society
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: livingpositively on October 15, 2006, 03:46:52 pm
P ampered
I  ncestuous
G ay
S lave

 :o

Eric, you are a dirty little pig boy.   :P
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: LatinAlexander on October 15, 2006, 04:40:42 pm
Eric, where do I apply for PIGS :D

Alex
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Life on October 15, 2006, 05:09:00 pm
You first must be arrested by the police giving a BJ in a public pig place.. Then we can talk.. This is me last September.

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Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: CaptCarl on October 15, 2006, 05:56:30 pm
This ones for Tom Foley, and others of his ilk

        Pedophiliac

        Indiscreet

        Government

        Slimeball
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: anniebc on October 15, 2006, 10:22:28 pm
It would seem that I'm the only member of the P.I.G.S..althought I noticed in Erics signature he is a member of both the C.O.W.S and the P.I.G.S.

FYI...not one of you even came close to what P.I.G.S  stands for.. and a 100 bucks says that you will never get anywhere near to coming up with the real meaning of P.I.G.S.... :D :D

RAB as far as C.O.W.S out ranking the P.I.G.S...it's in numbers only sweetheart..in numbers only... ;)

Hugs
Jan :-*

Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Life on October 15, 2006, 10:27:50 pm
Give us a clue!!! Sing us a song or somethin!  We are grasping for needles in haystacks doncha know...
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: allopathicholistic on October 15, 2006, 10:48:23 pm
Hmmm...that last entry gave me an idea about C.O.W.S.  - but I'm new here and wondering if I should say.

Look to solve these Rubik's cubes we need everyone's help. I need $100 and til that happens they'll be snickering all the way to the dairy farm. bottom line -- I don't want to be outwitted by cows & pigs  :D
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Life on October 15, 2006, 10:52:30 pm
Yeah, coming from a Giant Flamboyant MarshMellow Man is really motivating in the disclosure processeeezz...;D
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: anniebc on October 15, 2006, 10:57:55 pm
Quote
RAB as far as C.O.W.S out ranking the P.I.G.S...it's in numbers only sweetheart..in numbers only... ;)

That's the only clue you will getting from me...a proud member of the P.I.G.S

Hugs
Jan :-*
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Life on October 15, 2006, 11:14:45 pm
P  remadonas
I  n
G lass
S lippers

 ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: anniebc on October 16, 2006, 12:24:48 am
 :D :D..Eric you are closer than anyone so far...but not quite there.. ;)

Hugs
Jan :-*
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: JohnOso on October 16, 2006, 07:09:07 am
You first must be arrested by the police giving a BJ in a public pig place.. Then we can talk.. This is me last September.

Hmmm, Eric.....then we have something in common (except the "being arrested" part  :P)

Oops!  I've said too much already.

Never mind. 

Go about your business.

John    :o
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Nadine on October 16, 2006, 07:16:13 am
P  remadonas
I  n
G lass
S lippers

Very creative Eric, I like this one!
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Queen Tokelove on October 17, 2006, 04:18:25 pm
I keep seeing this in signature lines and cant figure it out. Im assuming its some sort of secret organization like the Masons, the Skulls or the Gay Mens Chorus.

The best that Ive managed to come up with based on the little I know about the people using it in their siglines would be   "Crazy Old White Studs' or possibly 'Charming Outgoing Weed Smokers'   perhaps even 'Capable Of Wild Sex'         
Acronyms have gotten under my skin ever since I saw the LOAF float in the Pride Parade, Lesbians Over Age Fifty... some scary shit, Im talking bike chain belts with Buck Knives on them and some tattoos that would put a sailor to shame......but I digress..   Is this something I need to get in on ??  or is it something freaky like 'Canadian Outdoor Water Sports'  or 'Coalition of Overweight Webcam Stars' ?

Lwood   
who needs to know

I like the Charming Outgoing Weed Smokers....I'm biased of course.



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Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Life on October 17, 2006, 05:34:00 pm
P eddling
I s
G as
S avings
 :o :o :o

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Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Razorbill on October 18, 2006, 04:45:27 pm
On Google I found the "Center On Wisconsin Strategy".  What they're strategizing in Wisconsin is beyond me.   How to control all their cows?
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: allopathicholistic on October 18, 2006, 07:22:22 pm
waaa, poor pigs!  :'(  :'(  >:( eric, i can't look at pics like that ...  >:(  :'(  :'(
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: JohnOso on October 19, 2006, 07:03:46 am

I like the Charming Outgoing Weed Smokers....I'm biased of course.

"MOO-oove that fatty on down the line, Elsie...it's 420 in NorCal."

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Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Lwood on October 19, 2006, 08:00:15 pm
OK  it seems that someone else finds the COWS to be somewhat  cryptic....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4w_IsiKDlQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4w_IsiKDlQ)....    mmmmHmmmm
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: Queen Tokelove on October 22, 2006, 01:18:57 am
"MOO-oove that fatty on down the line, Elsie...it's 420 in NorCal."

LOL...I'm sure it is but I'm east coast and we got plenty cows in Pennsylvania, maybe I should feed some cows some weed and see what happens. I wonder what kind of milk they would produce....Anyone know the Jackasses number..... ;D
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: allopathicholistic on November 15, 2006, 09:38:17 am
LOL!  :D  :D  Mystery solved (http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=5154.msg57872#msg57872)!!
Title: Re: C.O.W.S. ?????
Post by: ACinKC on November 15, 2006, 11:14:35 am
I thought FOR SURE it was Crazy OverWeight Sissies.