Author Topic: I think i may be gay! (Read 10156 times)

ACinKC · « **on:** January 08, 2007, 05:26:07 pm »

Ok, other than the having sex with the occaisonal guy, my wife has pointed out some things as of late that may qualify me as a Rainbow Warrior!

I am scheduled for 3 cooking classes between now and march.
I am the one who does alot of the cooking.
I got a milk frother for xmas and was excited about it as well as a vegetable slicer!
I was reading through the betty crocker cook book for newly weds and LOVED some of the center pieces.
I commented on the shoes of the models on deal or no deal last night and the comment was regarding the saddle shoes they wore in honor of Grease, I said "you KNOW the girls are like ' THESE are SO much more comfortable!!!'"
I love to decorate the house sometimes.
I pick out WONDERFUL outfits for my wife.
I have more shoes than any man I know. (this is mostly the wifes doing!)

I left room to add more as I think of it.

Opinions oh gay brothers and sisters? (and non gay bretheren and sistheren)

woodshere · « **Reply #1 on:** January 08, 2007, 05:31:43 pm »

I have a friend who said he would be gay if he just didn't like ladies breasts so much. If that is you, then I guess your straight....darn, another one bites the dust......

Woods

Andy Velez · « **Reply #2 on:** January 08, 2007, 05:40:41 pm »

Man, I would just say you have a rich personality. And apparently your wife is wise enough to appreciate it.

I always have had a lot of fun dressing (and undressing) the important women in my life.

Not much for labels, but I have always liked "queer" better than gay. At least for me. I'm totally and definitely queer. Big time.

Longislander · « **Reply #3 on:** January 08, 2007, 05:44:29 pm »

Hey AC, don't sweat it. I'm definitely gay, but I don't like cooking, decorating, clothes shopping, or womens shoes. Your just an open-(minded) man! Straight?? Not sure that's the word for you. Maybe all the creative ones here will come up with a new tag for the likes of you!

ACinKC · « **Reply #4 on:** January 08, 2007, 05:45:16 pm »

Im not much for labels either. Me and the wife have a good time with it! It's all about being comfy in your own skin!

Longislander · « **Reply #5 on:** January 08, 2007, 05:48:03 pm »

which it sounds like you (and a few others) definitely are!

RapidRod · « **Reply #6 on:** January 08, 2007, 06:31:37 pm »

AC, there is nothing wrong with a guy that has good tastes. But, it's better to have a guy that tastes good.

I have to agree with Andy. I like the word queer better.

thunter34 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 08, 2007, 06:41:47 pm »

I agree with Paul: I don't think 'straight' is a very good word to describe our AC!

Perhaps not 'bent'...

But definitely 'twisted'.

Queen Tokelove · « **Reply #8 on:** January 08, 2007, 06:47:52 pm »

I don't have the tastes of most females. I dress more in jeans and sweats. I'm not concerned about getting my nails done and I do my own hair. I'm not concerned with weight, even though I should be weighing 135, I'm 5'3, I feel fine being 165. I don't wear makeup unless I get the urge to. My apartment looks like I just moved in and I have been here for a year. I know how I would like my apt to be but it's not at all feminine. I do like to cook. I'm into football and wrestling...If that's not tomboyish I don't know what is. I would love for a gay man to pick out a wardrobe for me but Queer Eye on does dudes and I didn't like the other show.....*yells* Carson.....Ted... where are you guys?

bear60 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:29:01 pm »

I know noone (including me) likes labels but sometimes they are comfortable to hide behind. You know, when you are in a str8 situation you want out of and you say....but I'M GAY. So.....I throw this one out there for you all to tear apart: metrosexual. AC is a metrosexual.

RapidRod · « **Reply #10 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:35:20 pm »

You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.

"Some people think he's gay, but he's actually metrosexual."

Longislander · « **Reply #11 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:37:06 pm »

ok, I guess THATS not it.....

bear60 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:53:20 pm »

"actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive" ....Metrosexual

OH ok that is definately not AC

aupointillimite · « **Reply #13 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:03:03 pm »

Quote from: RapidRod on January 08, 2007, 07:35:20 pm

You might be "metrosexual" if:

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

I hate the term "man purse." I'm more a fan of "fag bag." Or "faggot baggot," as I've heard it called by people more clever than me.

And AC... my friends and I have a theory that any straight guy who doesn't sleep with a lot of guys to definitely make sure he doesn't like doing it is actually gay.

DingoBoi · « **Reply #14 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:03:20 pm »

Quote from: Longislander on January 08, 2007, 05:44:29 pm

Hey AC, don't sweat it. I'm definitely gay, but I don't like cooking, decorating, clothes shopping, or womens shoes.

I vote to kick him off the gay island.

SoSadTooBad · « **Reply #15 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:52:43 pm »

LOL - I am as gay as they come, but hate to cook, love muscle cars and drink Coors Light - I guess we come in all flavors.

lydgate · « **Reply #16 on:** January 08, 2007, 09:01:48 pm »

Quote from: SoSadTooBad on January 08, 2007, 08:52:43 pm

LOL - I am as gay as they come, but hate to cook, love muscle cars and drink Coors Light - I guess we come in all flavors.

Indeed. I am the messiest gay man I know. My apartment resembles a freshman dorm room after an all-night party. On the other hand, I do like opera and going to the gym, so that evens things out a bit.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #17 on:** January 08, 2007, 09:12:05 pm »

Quote from: lydgate on January 08, 2007, 09:01:48 pm

Indeed. I am the messiest gay man I know. My apartment resembles a freshman dorm room after an all-night party. On the other hand, I do like opera and going to the gym, so that evens things out a bit.

Come into my apartment. I dare you.

"Excuse the mess... if you're lucky, there might be PBR in one of these cans, but I can't promise that there's not a cigarette butt in it."

lydgate · « **Reply #18 on:** January 08, 2007, 09:16:58 pm »

Quote from: aupointillimite on January 08, 2007, 09:12:05 pm

Come into my apartment. I dare you.

"Excuse the mess... if you're lucky, there might be PBR in one of these cans, but I can't promise that there's not a cigarette butt in it."

I may have met my match in messiness then, though I still think I might eke out a narrow victory. After all, I have ten more years of not-cleaning experience.

(Sorry for the mini-hijack AC.)

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 08, 2007, 11:20:46 pm »

Dude I've:

1. Always done all the cooking and I am quite good at it.
2. Have 36 prs of shoes and have them separated by style in closet
3. Have sections for tees, Polo's, long sleeve button, sweaters, etc.
4. Section for ties and belts
5. Use a shaving cream mixed / with a shaving gel that I do myself.
6. Have lotions for face for after shaving
7. have facial scrubs
8. I am a meticulous neat freak
9. keep an apple themed kitchen
10. 12 recipe books & 1 that I have compiled of my own
11. Towels with last name embroidered on them (thanks to ex)
12. have to have vacuum tracks on the carpet every three days
13. can't wait to be able to paint some color on the walls (most likely a sunburst gold in room)
14. My towel closet looks like something out of JC Penny, towels must be folded a certain way.
15. Separate drawers for white and colored socks (same for tee shirts)
16. Like cats over dogs

But I:

1. Do all my own mechanic work and have over $1500 in tools
2. Love to fish
3. Catch any kind snake
4. Have a fight record of 32-7 in judo ... and love to kick ass and get my ass beat..
5. Jumped off a bridge onto a gators back on a drunken dare once
6. cut my own hair
7. Drink Guinness Stout
8. Had a bad ass 4x4 that I had to part with last year
9. Hate plays and whatever it is that Danny(Dancerboy) does
10.Date only black women and dare a brother to have a problem with it!!

Hmmm... don't know KC got ya beat on both sides! I love me some me!

lydgate · « **Reply #20 on:** January 08, 2007, 11:26:48 pm »

LOL@Thomas.

Both you and AC are gay straights. Just as there are (on this site even) straight gays. Thank gawd it's 2007 and not 1957.

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 08, 2007, 11:39:18 pm »

yes... I would be nervous if it was 1957.. I might disappear on some dark road or have a burning cross in my yard. Still get funny looks from the man though

Sorry AC/KC didn't mean to hijack...

ACinKC · « **Reply #22 on:** January 09, 2007, 09:50:49 am »

Hijack away boys! I just sent this thread to the wife...... we shall see what her reply is.

Ann · « **Reply #23 on:** January 09, 2007, 10:04:30 am »

Hi Mrs AC@KFC,

I think you should join the forum too. You are already greatly admired here for living with a guy with such an outrageous sense of humour!

Ann

Dachshund · « **Reply #24 on:** January 09, 2007, 10:29:36 am »

Quote from: Ann on January 09, 2007, 10:04:30 am

Hi Mrs AC@KFC,

I think you should join the forum too. You are already greatly admired here for living with a guy with such an outrageous sense of humour!

Ann

I think pity is the word you were looking for...how many times do you think the poor woman has to pull his finger during the course of a day?

marco23 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 09, 2007, 10:30:25 am »

Hey AC,
you sound like a "Ryan Secreast" type, and everyone knows he's not gay!

ACinKC · « **Reply #26 on:** January 09, 2007, 10:43:05 am »

Quote from: Ann on January 09, 2007, 10:04:30 am

Hi Mrs AC@KFC,

I think you should join the forum too. You are already greatly admired here for living with a guy with such an outrageous sense of humour!

Ann

This has got her thinking..... ive asked her if she'd like to join several times. She just doesnt read much other than PEOPLE.com every like 5 minutes otherwise she has the attention span of a gnat!

But, she did like seeing her name in lights!!! LOL

allopathicholistic · « **Reply #27 on:** January 09, 2007, 11:23:13 am »

"Gay", as in "happy"

- Yes, you are that

woodshere · « **Reply #28 on:** January 09, 2007, 11:45:08 am »

Quote from: Queen Akasha on January 08, 2007, 06:47:52 pm

I don't have the tastes of most females. I dress more in jeans and sweats. I'm not concerned about getting my nails done and I do my own hair. I'm not concerned with weight, even though I should be weighing 135, I'm 5'3, I feel fine being 165. I don't wear makeup unless I get the urge to. My apartment looks like I just moved in and I have been here for a year. I know how I would like my apt to be but it's not at all feminine. I do like to cook. I'm into football and wrestling...If that's not tomboyish I don't know what is. I would love for a gay man to pick out a wardrobe for me but Queer Eye on does dudes and I didn't like the other show.....*yells* Carson.....Ted... where are you guys?

Well obviously Queen you're not gay, you are a lesbian.....

After reading Thomas's post I have decided how some straight people become so cool...a little gay gene and a little lesbian gene meet and presto!
Woods

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #29 on:** January 09, 2007, 11:48:51 am »

AC/KC

One other thing we have in common is our women are hot... you like vanilla and I like chocolate! If we could just get strawberry covered we could be called the Neapolitan group... Oh well ain't happening

Boo Radley · « **Reply #30 on:** January 09, 2007, 12:36:51 pm »

After all these years I discover I'm straight...

I hate cooking and if it can't be shoved in the oven and baked or tossed in the microwave and heated I don't make it, although I do boil water for pasta and brown rice.

I've always hated clothes and will wear anything that is 100% cotton regardless of what it looks like. I don't own a pair of long pants (that I can fit into, at any rate). My only non-tennis shoes is a 20 year old pair of semi-casual black Rockports that Boo, my special needs dog, chewed the insole out of a couple of years ago.

My house is so messy I seriously fear it's depreciated in value. Besides Buddy, my old, semi-continent dog who often pees on the kitchen floor in a corner to be sure urine leaks under the baseboard I now have 12 cats who literally get pissed off if the litter boxes aren't satisfactory. Sometimes I have to hunt for days before finding the source of that unmistakable ammonia based stench. I don't entertain very much.

Boo

pozguy75 · « **Reply #31 on:** January 09, 2007, 01:15:49 pm »

Quote from: thunter34 on January 08, 2007, 06:41:47 pm

I agree with Paul: I don't think 'straight' is a very good word to describe our AC!

Perhaps not 'bent'...

But definitely 'twisted'.

How about "askew"

aupointillimite · « **Reply #32 on:** January 09, 2007, 04:15:16 pm »

It's postmodern sexuality. Or PoMoSex as we called it in college.

PMS was a justification for straight guys getting wasted and doing things they oughtn't with yours truly during the halcyon days of 2001.

"Don't worry... you're not gay, you're postmodern."

It worked wonders... don't say, "I think I'm gay." Say, "I'm too postmodern for your fascist, culturally-prescribed sexuality labels." This puts other people on the defensive while they try to work through what you just said and lets you enjoy your beer in peace.

And they told me that majoring in Literary and Cultural Studies wouldn't come in handy.

ACinKC · « **Reply #33 on:** January 09, 2007, 04:22:30 pm »

This whole experience has me thinking....

So i told the wifey, pick him out and ill do him! (or rather let him do me) YAY ME!

lydgate · « **Reply #34 on:** January 09, 2007, 04:25:52 pm »

To the missus: pick me, pick me!

One would think otherwise, but it seems that mostly straight guys who occasionally fool around with guys tend to prefer bottoming.

ACinKC · « **Reply #35 on:** January 09, 2007, 04:29:23 pm »

Actually in my Hey day, I was one of the few married bottoms in town! I had quite the reputation. But DAMN was I GOOOOOD!

LatinAlexander · « **Reply #36 on:** January 10, 2007, 12:27:36 am »

LOL, LOL... What a god damn good thread..!!!!!

Well, What about Bisexual-Friendly??.. And Mrs ACinKC : Sweeteheart, let me give you some advantages of such a husband

1) He has the "gay style" gene on.. So if you ever not sure of what to wear, he will be your best advisor
2) He can give you advice on shoes
3) Given the fact that he takes care of himself, he will make your grilie friends hate you for having such a hottie next to you

I could keep on, and on... (And note I did not tak about sex..

)

Alex

Eldon · « **Reply #37 on:** January 10, 2007, 12:34:29 am »

You can be whoever you want to be.

Queen Tokelove · « **Reply #38 on:** January 10, 2007, 02:17:15 am »

Quote from: woodshere on January 09, 2007, 11:45:08 am

Well obviously Queen you're not gay, you are a lesbian.....

After reading Thomas's post I have decided how some straight people become so cool...a little gay gene and a little lesbian gene meet and presto!
Woods

Is that how lesbians act, omg! I don't know Woods, I seem to attract lesbians when I do go to the gay bars. One time this girl told me that she bet I gave good face. It took a minute to register what she meant, my friend was damn near on the floor. When I use to live in Miami, I actually got into an argument with a female because she swore I was a stud, ugh, forgive me for dressing like a dude, back then I really did, right down to the boxers, but I have never had the urge at all...Believe me..But I will say it did help out when I was in the Woman's Detention Center for 11 days. No one tried me, thank the Goddess...What is there no such thing as a tomboy anymore?

david25luvit · « **Reply #39 on:** January 10, 2007, 07:43:12 am »

A Rose by any other name is still a rose...still smells just as sweet. Give the wife a pat on the back and
pray the Good Lord continues to bless you with such an open minded partner.
Gay you say............Not necessarily.
But Maybe..........does it matter now?

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