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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: sharkdiver on February 27, 2008, 08:54:56 am
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well here ya go ;)
reserved for the uh "creative" types
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OK baby, you put this up after I posted in the Dexter thread.
So I'll ask it here-does the oral-motor thing deeply enhance giving head. *has images running through my highly imaginative soul*
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well actually yes.
I have learned some myofacial releases to relax the neck and throat and to give more mobility to the tongue. God my job does sound sexy huh?
edited to say yes I am a gay man that loves pussy. I think vaginas are beautiful!
Sharkie
(who was once the only man at a production of the Vagina Monologues out of 200 in London back in 1999)
(oh and didn't feel it was appropriate for me to chant the C word)
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well actually yes.
I have learned some myofacial releases to relax the neck and throat and to give more mobility to the tongue. God my job does sound sexy huh?
Well, yes. Where do I sign up for the class?
I like pussy. Vaginas are beautiful. and oral sex....well YES
(probably too much information huh?)
Sharkie
(who was once the only man at a production of the Vagina Monologues out of 200 in London back in 1999)
(oh and didn't feel it was appropriate for me to chant the C word)
Oh, I agree. Women's bodies are works of art. Never too much information, baby. Never.
I saw the 'Vagina Monologues,' but only on a DVD. They have it here at Indiana University (the South Bend campus) once a year and I might have to go see it next time. I was at the establishment where all the ladies were practicing for it and when the part came up giving various names to teh pussy, the girl that did the line was extremely hot. Gave me shudders.
It's pretty well known around these forums what my past sexual history has been. I'm pretty much a self-proclaimed lesbo, but mostly when it's referencing a relationship. But when it comes to sex, well, I'm extremely open-minded. Believe me darling, if you lived here, I would definitely like to experience the erotica oral thing.
OK, now I either have to pull up some xtube stuff or jump in the shower. But I definitely will be back. Oh, I'll be back. ;)
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this is hot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHlimTc8V4g
Shiva Sharkie
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Those two should be in Cirque du Soleil... ;D
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OK, I just watched the link. There is no fucking way I could ever do that. I can barely do down-dog. But, I don't practice yoga. I guess I'm missing out on something. I just never thought of sex as being such an effort.
btw, what does 'shiva' mean.
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OK, I just watched the link. There is no fucking way I could ever do that. I can barely do down-dog. But, I don't practice yoga. I guess I'm missing out on something. I just never thought of sex as being such an effort.
btw, what does 'shiva' mean.
On my last trip to Nepal ( for shamanic studies) I participated in rituals as an initiate to Shiva.
Shiva is the Hindu god of many things such as Dance, Yoga, Shamans and Sex.
Sharkie
(who in is no way hinting that he is a God by any means)
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I just got a leg cramp looking at that, :D
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of course, we wouldn't just jump right into it.
We'd have to take our time. Slow at first, just easing into it. I't all about trust and feeling...safe.
Having another person being there to lend support or inspiration would always help lighten the..load.
and of course there are always props to enhance the experience.
;)
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Sharkie
(who in is no way hinting that he is a God by any means)
You know, babe, if someone can make me scream (as that's a rare occurence), I'm not opposed to worshipping them. ;)
I't all about trust and feeling...safe.
Sometimes a bit of danger can be exciting. ;D
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Damn, I am not feeling the love...I guess I should back out and get Sharkie and Betty a room....
(who seems to be the odd man out as of late)
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Honey,
we've just been getting the place warm for ya
Sharkie
(who would never leave you out of the picture)
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Honey,
we've just been getting the place warm for ya
Sharkie
(who would never leave you out of the picture)
*runs and jumps on Sharkie*.... Being that I am a shorty, I am only 5'3, I love being picked up, literally...I bet you're a better ride than Space Mountain...hehe
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:-X :-\ ??? ???.. SInce i cant see utube at work..im not sure what to say but i can say anywhere there is talk about sex...i wanna be.....
***lurking***
**looking forward to gettin hot****
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Damn, I am not feeling the love...I guess I should back out and get Sharkie and Betty a room....
(who seems to be the odd man out as of late)
Dear, we were just up earlier than ya, that's all. Besides, I thought we already had the days worked out. ;)
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Dear, we were just up earlier than ya, that's all. Besides, I thought we already had the days worked out. ;)
Well, if we are going by the days then you stole my day!!!! No fair....You're being greedy, woman. Share the shark.... ;) :D
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Well, if we are going by the days then you stole my day!!!! No fair....You're being greedy, woman. Share the shark.... ;) :D
And you're both a couple of straight up bitches. I'm gone for 5 days and two of my best gals done run off with the shark.
Hmpfh.
:P
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*LMAO*....Now Thunter Bunny, what have I told you about addressing me properly...It is Queen Bitch, never leave out the title, baby!!!! And I have been chasing you forever and when my girl Moonlight popped on the scene you didn't know Her Highness anymore. You stopped being my Thunter Bunny and became her Timtation.
I swear you gay guys are fickle...I lust after my beloved Damned One and flirt til I damn near cream my thongs and he still ignores me. But at least he doesn't give it away to anyone else or I don't think so. You know how I am the last to know these things.. ;) And Sharkie can do tricks with his body... ;) I lusted after Jeromy ever since he dropped his dvd and got snubbed then Iggy took him away from me..So now they are a package deal and I have to flirt with both of them. Jeromy still ignored me but I think I am wearing Iggy down.
But anyways, what tricks can you do? *snickers* That just may well be a loaded question. ;D
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And you're both a couple of straight up bitches. I'm gone for 5 days and two of my best gals done run off with the shark.
Hmpfh.
:P
My yoga brings all the girls to the yard....
I'd teach you but I'd have to charge.....
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Well, if we are going by the days then you stole my day!!!! No fair....You're being greedy, woman. Share the shark.... ;) :D
Sorry, Queen dear. I guess I got a little carried away. :D
And you're both a couple of straight up bitches. I'm gone for 5 days and two of my best gals done run off with the shark.
Hmpfh.
:P
Oh sweetie, we're always thinking of you in our wet dreams. You know that. :-*
My yoga brings all the girls to the yard....
I'd teach you but I'd have to charge.....
Oh, I could probably teach you a thing or two baby. So the charges would cancel themselves out. If I'm going to be charged for anything it better be some damn good action that I've never experienced before. ;)
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That sort of behaviour can only lead to one thing.... where do I sign up.
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Sorry, Queen dear. I guess I got a little carried away. :D
Oh sweetie, we're always thinking of you in our wet dreams. You know that. :-*
Oh, I could probably teach you a thing or two baby. So the charges would cancel themselves out. If I'm going to be charged for anything it better be some damn good action that I've never experienced before. ;)
Oh I was talking to Tim. Ha I know you could teach me a thing or three. I would never charge you or Queenie
love and wet kisses
Sharkie
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Sharkie, do you indulge in a spot of tantric? You better not charge me either! ;D
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Sharkie, do you indulge in a spot of tantric? You better not charge me either! ;D
Well tantric in the sense of stirring up the sexual power but not totally in the philosophy.
I was wondering when you would come.... in here
Of course there is no charge (just that stupid song kept playing in my head all day)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ-FAV9fBII
Sharkie
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Come? I'm not even breathing hard... yet! ;)
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*making a quick switch to xtube*
*OK, can now relax*
Sharkie, baby now ya got 3 of us after you. Can you handle it?
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Who's up for a game of naked twister? *purposely falls under Sharkie*..Damn, Betty, get your rump shaker out my face.....*lol*
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he he he he
anything naked with the three of you...
Although I think steve might want to watch.
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he he he he
anything naked with the three of you...
Although I think steve might want to watch.
Oh, hell no, since when has twister become a spectator's sport. Steve get your ass in here. ;D ;D
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true true
Steve you can bring the baby oil :-* ;D
Sharkie
(who wonders wet dream...I mean what I'll dream tonight)
I love this place
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true true
Steve you can bring the baby oil :-* ;D
Sharkie
(who wonders wet dream...I mean what I'll dream tonight)
I love this place
I know who and what I will be dreaming about tonight... ;)
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OH my Goddess Queenie
Did you see Betty's new avatar?
running to take a icy cold shower
off to work now....damn
Sharkie
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Aw, too bad I missed you Sharkie. (is this my day Queen) ;)
Yes, the new avatar portrays exactly what I'd like to be feeling (and doing).
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Aw, too bad I missed you Sharkie. (is this my day Queen) ;)
Yes, the new avatar portrays exactly what I'd like to be feeling (and doing).
Nope, it's all you today and up til Saturday but since you are going to be gone tomorrow, I will keep your spot warm... ;D
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I just need to let you lovely luscious ladies know that I will be gone for a few days. I'm sure Timmy will be happy ;).
I'm heading to a conference to learn some new oral motor techniques. One of the topics is to reduce gagging.....hmmm that could come in handy.
love,
Sharkie
(who will miss you greatly)
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Noooooooooo, say it isn't so....Wait a minute, you and Betty disappearing at the same time? Conference on oral motor techniques, you sure you ain't meeting up with Betty to try out those techniques?
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but but but um.....
wouldn't you want them well practiced before trying them out?
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but but but um.....
wouldn't you want them well practiced before trying them out?
But you can practice on me...... ;)
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Oh, hell no, since when has twister become a spectator's sport. Steve get your ass in here. ;D ;D
I'd be way out of my league with all of you. I'll spin the arrow thingy. I won't look, but you can blind fold and tie me up if you need :D
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I'm heading to a conference to learn some new oral motor techniques. One of the topics is to reduce gagging.....hmmm that could come in handy.
love,
Sharkie
(who will miss you greatly)
Well, learn that stuff. I'd like some oral motor.
I won't look, but you can blind fold and tie me up if you need :D
That's an offer I'd take. ;)
Now, where's Timmy?
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I'd be way out of my league with all of you. I'll spin the arrow thingy. I won't look, but you can blind fold and tie me up if you need :D
oh come on Fearless, I promise... it won't hurt a bit ;)
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already missing Queen and Betty
:(
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I feel it is my duty to inform the members of this forum that, Sharkdiver/Bettytacy/Ann and our royal highnesss Queenie are absolutely crazy..and I'm giving them a TO for 3 days...that should give them enough time to get a room and get rid of their frustrations... ;D
Hugs
Jan :-*
(who got a giggle out of this thread but will deny it if asked.. ;))
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sigh.....
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Sounds like someone is missing his ladies...don't worry they will be back before you know it.. ;)
Hugs
Jan :-*
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I feel it is my duty to inform the members of this forum that, Sharkdiver/Bettytacy/Ann and our royal highnesss Queenie are absolutely crazy..and I'm giving them a TO for 3 days...that should give them enough time to get a room and get rid of their frustrations... ;D
Hugs
Jan :-*
(who got a giggle out of this thread but will deny it if asked.. ;))
Yesh ish very frushtrating
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Yesh ish very frushtrating
I'm sho shorry shweetheart... ;D
Hugs
Jan :-*
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I'd be way out of my league with all of you. I'll spin the arrow thingy. I won't look, but you can blind fold and tie me up if you need :D
Please speak with Betty, she is in charge of tying and binding.... ;D
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already missing Queen and Betty
:(
Aww, here I go Sharkie. I am going to miss you and Betty too... :'(......*Jan get me a tissue*
P.S. Here is what it will be like with both of you gone away from me for the weekend
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I feel it is my duty to inform the members of this forum that, Sharkdiver/Bettytacy/Ann and our royal highnesss Queenie are absolutely crazy..and I'm giving them a TO for 3 days...that should give them enough time to get a room and get rid of their frustrations... ;D
Hugs
Jan :-*
(who got a giggle out of this thread but will deny it if asked.. ;))
And guess what will be going down during those 3 days? A lot of... and....and Sharkie saying....and more....
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Aww, here I go Sharkie. I am going to miss you and Betty too... :'(......*Jan get me a tissue*
I think I need something more like a rag. ;)
Well I'm off
(yeah is fricken 3:45 am and I'm hitting the road)
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I feel it is my duty to inform the members of this forum that, Sharkdiver/Bettytacy/Ann and our royal highnesss Queenie are absolutely crazy..and I'm giving them a TO for 3 days...that should give them enough time to get a room and get rid of their frustrations... ;D
Hugs
Jan :-*
(who got a giggle out of this thread but will deny it if asked.. ;))
Actually, Dame Jan, I'm leaving today for 3 days to an NA convention in Indianapolis, IN. It's at a Marriot, so if I meet anyone and need to get a room, well, we'll already be in a Marriot. ;D
Queen, I'll be missing you also, sweetie. You just keep your royal ass out of trouble while I'm away. ;)
Sharkie, I hope you have a good trip. You know someday, baby, someday........ ::)
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Who is now lost without Sharkie and Betty. I need a distraction....*sighs*....Guess, I'll go cook...
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I have no idea what this thread is about
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Please speak with Betty, she is in charge of tying and binding.... ;D
OMG what have I been missing?
Queen, is that your smiley....um, swallowing? :o ;D
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OMG what have I been missing?
Queen, is that your smiley....um, swallowing? :o ;D
Hehe, I thought the smiley was taking it's temperature....*snickers*
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QUEEEENNNNN!
hi there sweetie! just checkin in real quick with my emails and stuff?
The workshop is going super :-)
love,
Sharkie
any word from Betty?
and howdy moonlight ;)
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Sharkie---
Glad the workshop is going great. Yep, Betty is back, I think she got in last night. I'm sure she'll chime in soon. Miss you like crazy.... :-*
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Yes dear Shark, I'm back. Where the fuck are you?
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Betty,
check under Queen's bed or in her closet. ;D
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Betty,
check under Queen's bed or in her closet. ;D
LOL@Mum....Oh if Sharkie was here, he wouldn't be under the bed but between my legs.... ;)
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Not if he was hiding, but then again, you are walking a bit bowl-legged :o
Mum
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Well, Shark is just m.i.a. Here Sharkie, Sharkie.
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I'm here, checking in on a break between clients. I just can't resist seeing how you ladies are doing.
I just want to say how thankful to you for allowing me to express myself. I'm a very sensual/sexual person but during these past three years I have pretty much felt unattractive and undesirable.
I have been a dancer/choreographer in the sac area for awhile now, but since my partner died I haven't had the desire to dance or choreograph until now. I miss dancing, especially partnering with a women. I miss moving with someone until you begin to blend with them, moving as one. As I was driving to my workshop, my mind was wondering and lingering around our conversations. I have been thinking around creating a dance/movement piece around sexuality and being poz. Something to invoke desire as well as hope, that we are all sensual and beautiful. Something is finally waking up, something that has been asleep for so long.
love you,
Sharkie
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As you probably know, Shark, I used to be an exotic dancer. However, 20+ years later with two busted kneecaps, dancing is something I just cannot do very well anymore.
I'm so glad that that something is coming alive in you again. I never said I lost the ability to awaken passion. ;) I am quite capable of doing that. Here's to many more good conversations.
Luv you man,
Betty
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Awww Sharkie----
Glad you are feeling like expressing yourself through dance again. Did I mention I use to take ballet back in the day? Yep, I was a ballerina. Wish I would've stuck with it, now everything has gotten all out of shape and tight.
ROFLMAO@Mum....That's a good one. But I was walking funny cause my thighs had been hurting lately. No lie but feels better after I took a hot bath..
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*whispers really quietly* Hey, Sharkie babe, back in the day, i danced for a ballet company. And, i still dance ;D. I'll not elaborate more - I know these walls have ears ;)
*backs quietly out and establishes an alibi*
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I have been thinking around creating a dance/movement piece around sexuality and being poz. Something to invoke desire as well as hope, that we are all sensual and beautiful. Something is finally waking up, something that has been asleep for so long.
Sounds beautiful! I can't wait to hear what you come up with!
Snow
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Damn I had a feeling you all danced before!
I wanna do something with real people as well as those that are able to participate in my twisted choreographic style.
That's what I did with my second Master's project; I took 30 "non-dancers" and created a show with combining their original movement with poetry, singing, drumming and even life size puppetry. It was centered around shamanism and healing.
This time i'd like to dcreate something to celebrate the sensuality and sexuality of those of us who are poz. I'm tired of seeing stuff that focuses on the doom and gloom (yes I know, there is a place for that).
By the way, I ended up looking up the xtube "someone" was talking about. My , my found a bit with two guys and a girl. Guess who was in control? enough said. "cold shower time"
kisses to all you ladies
Sharkie
( who could be persuaded to be a part time "Bob" (VM reference))
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*whispers really quietly* Hey, Sharkie babe, back in the day, i danced for a ballet company. And, i still dance ;D. I'll not elaborate more - I know these walls have ears ;)
*backs quietly out and establishes an alibi*
opens door...whispers quietly.... "do I need to choreograph a naughty mommy dance?"
shuts door.... giggles
;D
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By the way, I ended up looking up the xtube "someone" was talking about. My , my found a bit with two guys and a girl. Guess who was in control? enough said. "cold shower time"
kisses to all you ladies
Sharkie
( who could be persuaded to be a part time "Bob" (VM reference))
Oh, was that just your first time on xtube? I'm a regular frequenter there. Hey, one's got to do what one's got to do.
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redtube is good too. I like the amateurs. ;D
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redtube is good too. I like the amateurs. ;D
*confused*...Clarify, please.... :-\
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*confused*...Clarify, please.... :-\
redtube.com (http://redtube.com) Queen. Where is Shark? Are you still with us baby?
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redtube is good too. I like the amateurs. ;D
redtube.com (http://redtube.com) Queen. Where is Shark? Are you still with us baby?
oh my gaaaaaaaaaadddesss
I'm being more and more corrupted! stop oh don't...stop...oh stop..don/t stop don't stop
:P
teehee
Thanks I was suffering from BSD ;)
on a serious note...
I think my naughty mama tractor beam has been turned on again. It was going strong when I was teaching in the classroom.
oh Can I help you after school? (wearing daisy dukes and a halter top), In an IEP meeting (a mom leans over and whispers...I've got a new piercing, wanna see?, and at another meeting ( a little Sharon Stone's Basic Instincts crossing and uncrossing the legs with no undies), the list goes on.
Now, I would never ever cross that line and act upon it (so many things wrong with that) But damn, what is going on?
yesterday,, 3 out of the 5 moms that came into the room were flirting big time. I told one that I was going to be gone next Tuesday because I'm going to have a little surgery (hernia) and she tried to lift my shirt so she could see. I said, "hey now" and she said "oh come on, you know you want to show me," (she laughed of course)
But I guess I'm an easy target, I blush very easily and my face is very expressive. In fact a few years ago, I went out with a few buddies to a "juice bar" (a strip club without alcohol) for a birthday party. I was totally amazed; all these men sitting around, expressionless and just staring at all of the beautiful women. Then of course there was me, reacting to everything in a sense of wonderment. Well guess who got pulled up on stage, time and time again. yeah me. Well especially after on of my friends said, "he's gay" I think that kind of egged the ladies on (probably because I seemed pretty safe). My straight buds were jealous, especially after getting a lot free lap dances. But I digress......
As of today I have had 3 sexual relationships with women in my lifetime. They were all when i was 15-17 years of age. Unfortunately I never had intercourse with them, just lots of oral sex, lots of, lots of oral sex. I'm kinda glad looking back because that was the time I was infected (1983-84). Makes me wonder sometimes. I have tried to date women in my 20's but, the whole issue of having sex with men and oh yeah and having AIDS, that pretty much stopped anything going any further.
well I need to go to work now,
Thanks for letting me share,
lots of hugs and French kisses,
Sharkie
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I take it that none of us should ever take you to a pussy-eats-banana show in Bangkok.. what IF you get pulled on stage and have to eat that, er, banana... ;D
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Shark, my my. The moms are probably flirting with you because we all have spring fever. And of course when the weather heats up, so do we.
Too bad I didn't meet you when I was stripping. I bet you woulda been a lot of fun, in more ways than one. I danced at a kind of hole in the wall. Of course, there was always the after-hours parties, which were pretty interesting. I did a little private porno back then also (no, nothing that's on the intanetz). Of course, back then I did it for drugs. I was always fucked up when doing those activities. And really, if I were to ever think of doing that again, in the capacity it was done in, I'd have to be fucked up again. Just some nasty memories.
But who's to say new memories can't be created. Some day, baby, some day........
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Oh Wow Sharkie--- Now, I'm jealous, you getting hit on my the Moms!!!! Oh, snap, I'm a Mom too....hehe.. I have to agree it's probably that spring is in the air cause I am dying to throw on my dukes too. Even though the other day I got stopped while walking and I was fully dressed despite it being in the 60's. My hair was blowing in the breeze and I had make up on... ;) But then I have been told I have a nasty walk, whatever that means?
*listening to some Ludacris--Ooooh Oooooooh* Even though it's not Saturday but I'm still....Ooooooh Ooooooh, calling Sharkie..... ;)
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*wondering if Shark got with one of the moms, since he's MIA again*
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More like one of the "mum"s :P
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Sharkie got a MILF, lol!
OMG, you all are some serious horn-dogs.
I'm too dizzy to be horny these days. I'll just try to roll with it. :P
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I hope Sharkie didn't get tempted by all those boobs being thrust his way.....
---listening to Eminem "My Fault"---
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*wondering if Shark got with one of the moms, since he's MIA again*
not on wendesday, that's hot baby sitter day
[I hope Sharkie didn't get tempted by all those boobs being thrust his way.....
---listening to Eminem "My Fault"---
boobs....thrust,....you have a way with words
(wishing he could see that wind blowing up your dress..... oh I mean through your hair)
Sharkie got a MILF, lol
lol
More like one of the "mum"s :P
ohhh someone's being sassy
Ann, so where is this amateur video of you? :-*
Just some nasty memories.
But who's to say new memories can't be created. Some day, baby, some day........
I hear ya on that one Betty. Here's to creating new memories. good memories
Sharkie
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And god help you Shark, if Queen, mum and myself ever make it to your corner of the world. Actually, I have a sister who lives in Phoenix that I'm overdue to visit. That's just a hop, skip and jump from Cally.
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Ann, so where is this amateur video of you? :-*
Nope, sorry, nothing like that of me on the net. Well, no videos anyway! ;D
I just prefer the amateur vids to the professional ones because in the amateur ones, all participants usually look like they're enjoying themselves. I find that when the participants in porn vids have that bored or, even worse, "dead" look in their eyes, it's a huge turn-off.
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And god help you Shark, if Queen, mum and myself ever make it to your corner of the world. Actually, I have a sister who lives in Phoenix that I'm overdue to visit. That's just a hop, skip and jump from Cally.
anytime darlin, any time. Ever been to Burning Man? I'm going this year
I just prefer the amateur vids to the professional ones because in the amateur ones, all participants usually look like they're enjoying themselves.
I agree. I'd rather watch people enjoy themselves while doing it. Foreplay Kissing Foreplay Licking More Kissing More Licking rather rinse repeat
Sharkie
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oh Snowangel
caught you looking ;D :-*
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Caught me, Sharkie ;D
I'll start stretching so I can join you guys in some funky positions :o...the more, the merrier right ?
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No baby, I've never been to Burning Man and don't have a clue what it is.
Snow, funky positions? Puh-leeze. I'm just waiting to see what the oral stimulation is (or rather feel it).
Ever been up North, Shark?
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Hmm, I say we get our own amatuer thing going. We each take turns with the camera and the shark. How about that? ;D I still want to get on the oral stimulation ride!!! You guys might have to pull me off of Sharkie's face. What can I say, getting oral just makes me weak in the knees... ;)
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No baby, I've never been to Burning Man and don't have a clue what it is.
It's in Nevada, big website too
Ever been up North, Shark?
No just down.....South... hehe
:P
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No just down.....South... hehe
:P
Well baby, that sounds like an open invitation. If you ever come close to Indiana, pm me, definitely.
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Well baby, that sounds like an open invitation. If you ever come close to Indiana, pm me, definitely.
How could I resist?
:-*
Sharkie
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Queen My Love
How was wrestiling?
Sharkie
(who is having images of.......hmmmmmm.........oops cold shower time)
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So Mum?
how do you keep the romance going with all those little ones?
Sharkie
(curious minds want to know)
edited to add Wishful? Snowangel?
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The bigger question is how we keep from killing each other when we are together - all 8 of us - nearly 24/7. My answer would be that when you live with someone as hot as I am, how can you NOT want your hands all over me? ;)
The honest answer is easier: define romance. I find it very romantic that he gets up and makes breakfast for everyone while I'm still in bed. I find it romantic that he teaches our younger children while I teach our older ones. I find it romantic that he cleans the kitchen. I find it romantic that after nearly 15 years of marriage, he still tihnks I'm beautiful. He still reaches for my hand to hold in the car. I love being around him. We're happy being in the same room together. We sit up half the night just talking and laughing. We have our differences and disagreements, but we get over it - never let the sun set on our anger. It's taken some (a lot!) of work. But, it's worth it. I love him dearly and will do whatever it takes to make sure he knows that everyday.
As for the other "stuff", which I'm sure is what you're really asking about, well, kids do take naps and go to bed early ;).
Mum
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The bigger question is how we keep from killing each other when we are together - all 8 of us - nearly 24/7. My answer would be that when you live with someone as hot as I am, how can you NOT want your hands all over me? ;)
The honest answer is easier: define romance. I find it very romantic that he gets up and makes breakfast for everyone while I'm still in bed. I find it romantic that he teaches our younger children while I teach our older ones. I find it romantic that he cleans the kitchen. I find it romantic that after nearly 15 years of marriage, he still tihnks I'm beautiful. He still reaches for my hand to hold in the car. I love being around him. We're happy being in the same room together. We sit up half the night just talking and laughing. We have our differences and disagreements, but we get over it - never let the sun set on our anger. It's taken some (a lot!) of work. But, it's worth it. I love him dearly and will do whatever it takes to make sure he knows that everyday.
As for the other "stuff", which I'm sure is what you're really asking about, well, kids do take naps and go to bed early ;).
Mum
By romance, I mean everything. And, yes, you answered my question.
hugs,
Sharkie
(whose little heart just went aaaaaahhhh)
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Sharkie---
Wrestling was good. It comes on again tonight. Just thinking, there are some submission moves I would like to try on you... ;)
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What no vid clips?
kisses and nibbles,
Sharkie
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LOL. LMAO. If you guys only knew.
Mum- Please tell me your hubby has a brother or at least is willing to give lessons. Hell, I would give up the booty every night if I had even 1/4 of that.
Now I just do what I call ATP....assume the position. :'(
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Hun, you wouldn't want any of his brothers - they are fertile as hell but don't put down roots. >:(
Not sure what I did to deserve my honey. We've been through the ringer, down in the valley, on the lowest rung, and somehow we made it out. We were both a piece of work when we met - into all kinds of crap. We "fixed" ourselves together. Then, I snatched him up and married him quick! ;D We look back at who we were and laugh. I hardly recognize myself. :)
Oh, you guys really know how to get me all mooshy and monologuing. (of course there is that little "incident" with a friend of mine *wink*)
Mum
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LOL...You go girl :)
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I have nothing to add at the moment. Just wanted to let you all know, I'm lurking (be very afraid). ;)
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I am afraid
you scared me stiff
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I am afraid
you scared me stiff
Well, baby I was hoping for a rise out of you this morning. Of course, now I'm showered, make-up on, low-cut shirt, hair done. It better be damn good to fuck that up. :)
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Get this...
I am having hernia surgery, Tuesday morning 3/11. On Friday a women from the hospital called with some pre-op questions.
She told me to be there Tuesday morning at the OB/GYN clinic for the surgery. lol. OMG this is my first time. Do I need to sit in the chair with the stirrup thingies? She also said to look for the room with all of the pregnant women? Am I pregnant too? I do hope its a boy, but I'll be happy with either one. lol
Sharkie
(who will try to behave himself on Tuesday)
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How I missed this I dont know...sucks working, never get to read as much. I just have one thing to say to all the ladies here. Get off my shark :D You can't take one of the few gay guys that are totally cool and awesome. I will hunt each of you down if I have to!
Now as for yoga nothing is better than bikrum...all hot and sweaty!
Matt
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Matt, it seems Sharkie has enough "you fill in the blank" for us all ;)
Good Luck with your surgery on Tuesday. I hope they don't do to you what they do to most of the pregnant women, make you drink a ton of water, not let you pee, and make you wait and wait and wait, make you change your clothes without peeing yourself , then prode your belly like it is nothing, make you wait some more and then....AAAHhhhhhh....you set the world record for peeing for 10 minutes straight. I hope its not that. Good luck :)
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Good Luck with your surgery on Tuesday. I hope they don't do to you what they do to most of the pregnant women, make you drink a ton of water, not let you pee, and make you wait and wait and wait, make you change your clothes without peeing yourself , then prode your belly like it is nothing, make you wait some more and then....AAAHhhhhhh....you set the world record for peeing for 10 minutes straight. I hope its not that. Good luck :)
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
now I'm scared
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Matt, it seems Sharkie has enough "you fill in the blank" for us all ;)
Don't worry Matt,
plenty to share, plenty LOL
:-*
Sharkie
(Thinking we scared fearless away a long time ago)
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Sorry Matt, too late. Shark has made promises; we fully intend to hold him to those.
Shark, I hope your surgery goes well. I don't know anything about hernia surgery. I'l be thinking of you baby.
I've been having sexual fantasies all day. Woe is the life of a frustrated old lady.
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Just teasing....they do do that but usually they tell you to drink a ton before you go so you might be safe :) Whatever it is, good luck, be nice to other patients :)
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I've been having sexual fantasies all day. Woe is the life of a frustrated old lady.
Me too Betty
Been working in the yard all day getting all hot and sweaty..hmm.. Where was I going with that?
frustrated? yes Old? please... I'm only months behind you.
kisses
Shark
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Been working in the yard all day getting all hot and sweaty..hmm.. Where was I going with that?
frustrated? yes Old? please... I'm only months behind you.
kisses
Shark
Well, ok, I was sweaty for other reasons.
It's comforting to know you're not that much younger than I, Shark. Now, what to do about such frustrations?
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It's comforting to know you're not that much younger than I, Shark. Now, what to do about such frustrations?
I could always get into a little role playing. I could be the younger college student and you could be the hot professor....
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I could always get into a little role playing. I could be the younger college student and you could be the hot professor....
Van Halen's 'Hot for Teacher' is coming to mind. Role playing is always nice, and trust, I'm experienced at that. :P
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Role playing, huh? Believe it or not, has never done it. But how about I be the principal who beats both of you with my nice hard paddle for leaving me out of all the fun... ;D
Good luck with the surgery, Sharkie.... :-*
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Hmmm Role Playing, I could be in Professor Betty's class along with ya Shark :) That would be the most interesting class I have ever had!
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What does a Queen have to do to get paid some attention in this piece? *pushes Sac out the way* Wait your turn, honey.... ;)
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Sharkie, I hope everything goes well tomorrow at the docs.
You all are some horny bitches, don't know if I can share my naughtiness in here, since I post a real pic and all, lol. :P
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Sharkie, I hope everything goes well tomorrow at the docs.
You all are some horny bitches, don't know if I can share my naughtiness in here, since I post a real pic and all, lol. :P
As Philicia would say, "Barbara, Please!!!". You got your man, this is for singles only....Aren't you overdue to burp Thunter Bunny since he is all sore and stuff.... ;D
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Sorry, didn't know it was a singles room, lol!
(GF is getting territorial......lmao.) :P
Edited to add:
For those of you who know this song, it will make perfect sense as the "theme" for this thread. "Everybody Wants Some" :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn0Ya8zxnzY
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I think I am past WANT and more like NEED some!!!! ;D
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I think I am past WANT and more like NEED some!!!! ;D
Amen
Don't you worry we can always role play you being my thesis advisor and me having to defend my "oral-motor" research, you know fact checking and stuff (if you get me drift)
love,
Sharkie
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Sharkie, I hope everything goes well tomorrow at the docs.
Thanks I'm kinda nervous, but I can't stop laughing that I'll be in the OB/GYN clinic.
You all are some horny bitches, don't know if I can share my naughtiness in here, since I post a real pic and all, lol. :P
uh huh , you know you want to
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Hmmm Role Playing, I could be in Professor Betty's class along with ya Shark :) That would be the most interesting class I have ever had!
Sure Matt
as long as you do what you are told ;)
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Hmm, it seems like a few of you love bondage....hee hee
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Ya know, sooner or later, I just have to say 'don't start something you can't finish.'
Oh, Shark, I just read in another thread about you being 1/2 Italian, 1/2 Mexican and Native. Now that's a huge turn-on in itself.
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I can definately follow orders. But if Queen wants to shove me aside she better be prepared for me to hog tie her afterwards ;)
Shark I didn't know you were native, mexican and italian...can't wait to see that in person next month! Yeah ladies I get to see him next month here in DC!! HAHAHA
Matt
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I can definately follow orders. But if Queen wants to shove me aside she better be prepared for me to hog tie her afterwards ;)
Shark I didn't know you were native, mexican and italian...can't wait to see that in person next month! Yeah ladies I get to see him next month here in DC!! HAHAHA
Matt
What? You get to see Sharkie before we do? *Glares@Sharkie* Uh, withholding that bit of info, huh. Sharkie's mix does sound hot as hell never been with any one of those nationalities... ;) Now I am getting an image of Sharkie in a loin cloth.....*here comes the fever*
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HAHA YES! Score one for me. Still wouldn't mind tieing you up though Queen, or let Betty ties us both up...ok add in Sharkie...thats one hell of a fun classroom!
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Sharkie- Hope everything went well today at your appt.
Snow
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uuuggggh
I just woke up from the sedation daze....
It went ok, except I told my doc that I was going back to work tomorrow and he laughed. So I'm taking tomorrow off too.
He said I'm going to be in a lot of pain tomorrow. and truthfully I am already starting to feel it. sooo i'm going back to bed,
Thanks for askin.. :'(
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What? You get to see Sharkie before we do? *Glares@Sharkie* Uh, withholding that bit of info, huh. Sharkie's mix does sound hot as hell never been with any one of those nationalities... ;) Now I am getting an image of Sharkie in a loin cloth.....*here comes the fever*
Yeah I'm heading to another training in DC and I get to hang out with Sac. Wait isn't Moonlight close by??????
Oh don't worry Queen, I am a loyal subject to you and Betty.
Yeah My dads full italian and my mom is Mexican, Cherokee with a bit of German/Irish. I got the height, the cheekbones, and the big...barrel.... chest from my mom's side of the family.
ohh k
I need to stop typing and get back to bed, not feeling sexy at the moment,
Shaarkie
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Baby, if I was there you'd be feeling sexy, believe that.
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Baby, if I was there you'd be feeling sexy, believe that.
if only you were here in a nurses outfit.....
Sharkie
ouchie the pain meds are wearing off
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if only you were here in a nurses outfit.....
Sharkie
ouchie the pain meds are wearing off
If I had the means to fly out there, I would show up wearing one and be ready to give you the exam of a lifetime.
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If I had the means to fly out there, I would show up wearing one and be ready to give you the exam of a lifetime.
mmmmmm I'm sure I'd be a very compliant patient
kisses
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Beware Betty, spoke with Shaky a bit ago....sounds like he and Queen got together with her special herb medicine....LOL
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Beware Betty, spoke with Shaky a bit ago....sounds like he and Queen got together with her special herb medicine....LOL
yaaaaa knnnow that woulldnt be a bad idea if still indulged but...
Sharkie
yeah whose a little tired but trying to stay awake so he'll sleep through the night.
and damn why I am I the friskiest when i'm feelin the ickiest?
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and damn why I am I the friskiest when i'm feelin the ickiest?
Because baby, we're just that hot.
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Because baby, we're just that hot.
Yes baby, probably so.. So how is your beautiful self today?
Queeen! QUUUEEEEEN! where are you sweetie pie?
hmmm
Sharkie
(who is pouting and missing my ladies)
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*waves* Here I go......*looks@Sac*...Uh, I'm not sure I want to be tied up, you might just leave me that way and haul ass... ;D....I wish me and Sharkie got together on some medicinal green....Hey, it helps his healing process, damn it...*throws darts@the naysayers*....
modified to add...Speaking of tokers, Ex Prex Bill Clinton was in my quaint little town and they had to interrupt my soaps, why?
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*waves* Here I go......*looks@Sac*...Uh, I'm not sure I want to be tied up, you might just leave me that way and haul ass... ;D....I wish me and Sharkie got together on some medicinal green....Hey, it helps his healing process, damn it...*throws darts@the naysayers*....
modified to add...Speaking of tokers, Ex Prex Bill Clinton was in my quaint little town and they had to interrupt my soaps, why?
I'm thinking now, I'd prefer some more natural pain relief than the stupid Vicadon.
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I have a low tolerance for pain medication. I remember when I was in my car accident last year, they tried to give me hydrocodone and I threw it up....*whispers to Sharkie*...Drop a bud in an envelope and send it to me...*LOL*
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Vicodin (hydrocordone) makes me itch. As does other things.
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Vicodin (hydrocordone) makes me itch. As does other things.
I would've taken itching over hurling any day. I love liquid benydril....*grins*
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I think I'm going to have a shirt made up that says
Why do I feel the friskiest when I feel the ickiest?
sharkie
(who is sore... but not going to be a whore)
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sharkie
(who is sore... but not going to be a whore)
I got your whore baby.
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Prefers a freak to a whore. a whore sounds like someone that would do anybody or anything. A freak sounds like someone who is willing to experiment and have fun.. :-*
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Whore Freak....call me what you want... just know its all fun!
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Prefers a freak to a whore. a whore sounds like someone that would do anybody or anything. A freak sounds like someone who is willing to experiment and have fun.. :-*
Well, I wouldn't do just anyone, but I have been known to be adventerous in one-on-one.
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Well, I wouldn't do just anyone, but I have been known to be adventerous in one-on-one.
I know baby that's why I like you
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I know baby that's why I like you
Enjoying it is what it's all about. There can be a lot of pleasure when the flesh takes over.
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Yeah I'm heading to another training in DC and I get to hang out with Sac. Wait isn't Moonlight close by??????
VERY close by. I work in Rockville/Potomac Maryland.
Google that one. ;) :P
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I'll be in Rockville ;)
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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
QUEEN IS GONNA KICK MY ASS (_l_) ;D
We should talk! :)
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You are in Rockville? How did I miss that one! Right now I live on the Hill. We need to hang out too :) and get the 3 of us together next month when handsome gets here ::)
Hooray!
Matt
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You are in Rockville? How did I miss that one! Right now I live on the Hill. We need to hang out too :) and get the 3 of us together next month when handsome gets here ::)
Hooray!
Matt
Now I am really JEALOUS. >:( :-X
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don't worry Queenie
I'm sure I'll probably have a workshop sometime somewhere close to you
kisses
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Vicodin (hydrocordone) makes me itch. As does other things.
I'll scratch your itch
But at the moment I'd like to give you a big hug and whatever else you need right now.
I luvs ya Betty
thinking of ya
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Thanks for thinking of me baby. Like I said before, if you're ever in Indiana, pm me. We'll definitely have to get together so I can learn more of these oral techniques.
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*falls over and faints*....Sheesh, I am going to have to take some Geritol or something to keep up with Betty's sex drive and Sharkie's. This sounds like it is going to be a marathon, uh, or should I say a fuckathon... ;D
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It seems that the Queen has a new admirer (31diver). I wonder if he'll make his way over here.
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as they say....divers go deep
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Be careful what you wish for,,,,,LOL. And why, yes, shark, I believe we have had that discussion about my hobby of penetration dives at extreme depths,,,,LOL
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Be careful what you wish for,,,,,LOL. And why, yes, shark, I believe we have had that discussion about my hobby of penetration dives at extreme depths,,,,LOL
yes deep penetration is always good. Although I've heard you have a bit more experience lol I might need a coach doh!
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as they say....divers go deep
As my darling Mz. Philicia would say" O RLY?" Hmm, well, going deep with me might land one with diabetes inside my "Sugar Walls"...*snaps fingers and does a circle*... ;D
Betty says "It seems that the Queen has a new admirer (31diver). I wonder if he'll make his way over here."..That remains to be seen, now doesn't it. Something about a man with cuffs does give me fever!!!!
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Oh, I'm sure we could find some way to "quench", that fever you have. I would be more than happy to introduce you to a personal anti-fever med,,,, I must warn you, it is an "injection",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Damn here he is your Highness
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Injection, eh? Hmmm, not that sounds like a shot I wouldn't mind having. What are the side effects? And how often does one have to get them or does it work with the first shot?
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Well, your Highness, it has been my experience that the longer one takes this particular med, the better it works, as far as side effects, it seems to affect men and women differently, Some men it makes them sleepy afterwards, fortunately, I'm not one of them. Personal research has shown that the women who have been administered this medication have tolerated it well, except for elevated heart rate, respiration and perspiration. but this condition is limited to the active portion of medication delivery and subsides soon after. Occasional bouts of religious fervor have been documented, ie, "Oh My God", has been known to be yelled repeatedly. Additionally, recipients tend to request higher doses and no ill effects have been noted.
Upon beginning the medication, adherence is highly recommended.
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Sorry to put a damper on the thread, but tell us 31Diver........
"How are your wife and kids?"
>:(
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Thankfully everybody's fine. The kids are being kids, running around, screaming their heads off. Ah, the joys of parenthood. I'm playing Mr. Mom at the moment since the wife is working in order to get ahead. We'll be taking the kids up to Maine this week for a mini getaway. I have to work this afternoon, so it'll be back to the grind.
No need for the face,,,, I have never hidden the fact that I am married and the wife knows about my sense of humor,,,,Hell, it's one of the only reasons I could figure out that she would marry me. God knows it's not for looks or riches,,,,,,,
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Well, ty for being mature in your reply, its appreciated. I just think that some of the women took you for someone other than the Mr. Mom type.
No harm, no foul, so thanks. :)
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Think of it as Mr. Mom,,,, with a REALLY wicked side,,,,,,LOL
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Now, Moonlight
since you have dropped by, several times now..... you are required to share....hint, hint ;)
Sharkie
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I may have to tell you to your face. Not up to sharing right now, too many connections in the community, lol.
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*pouts*...That's what I get for assuming.... :-\
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It would appear that I have disappointed the queen. I have no other option but to stand in the corner and flog my repeatedly....
Question though, if Betty were to do the flogging, would that be considered cheating or kharma????
Just wondering
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yes deep penetration is always good. Although I've heard you have a bit more experience lol I might need a coach doh!
I got your coach baby. And yes, I'm experienced and I'm good, damn good.
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:o
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I got your coach baby. And yes, I'm experienced and I'm good, damn good.
no offense 31, but umm I think I just got a better offer. lol no really ;)
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None taken, I'm sure that with Betty you'll be in excellent,,,,ummmm, hands, that's it, hands.....
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None taken, I'm sure that with Betty you'll be in excellent,,,,ummmm, hands, that's it, hands.....
Oh, Shark would be in excellent ________ (fill in the blank).
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luscious lips
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luscious lips
Very lush (both sets).
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Betty, I'm sure there was never any doubt.
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is it a wonder that I know all four names?
Oh, Shark would be in excellent ________ (fill in the blank).
Oh, Betty would be _______ (fill in the blank)
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is it a wonder that I know all four names?
Oh, Betty would be _______ (fill in the blank)
I can think of quite a few things to fill in the blank with.
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What did I miss about who filling what?????
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What did I miss about who filling what?????
I've been asking myself the same thing...*pouts* No one wants a Queen.....I know when I am a 3rd wheel..*walks out and closes the door behind her*...
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I've been asking myself the same thing...*pouts* No one wants a Queen.....I know when I am a 3rd wheel..*walks out and closes the door behind her*...
Ahh Queenie, we just thought you were too busy with all of your royal duties and all of the wild orgies...I mean parties honoring your name change
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What? You mean she wasn't being showered with gifts of herb and fine crystal bongs??? That's sacrilege !!!!!
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*sniffs*....No one loves me. No one comes bearing gifts of green or paraphanelia... :'(
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Queen, I will gladly offer you a shoulder to cry on, as for the gifts, I'm sure someone in your court will come thru
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Queen, I will gladly offer you a shoulder to cry on, as for the gifts, I'm sure someone in your court will come thru
Your shoulder is taken.....*Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh*
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I believe my shoulders are wide enough for you to lean on one, even though they may be "taken" as you say, providing comfort is not the same as other more nefarious activities.