Doctors and Actresses?

[wishihadacat]

A stunning but aging actress with an addiction to plastic surgery sits down across the desk of her famous Hollywood surgeon and leans over his desk.

“Harold”, she says, “I think I need another facelift, my skin is beginning to sag again.”

“Elaine”, the doctor answers, “you’ve had five facelifts in three years. We may have to try another approach.”

“What do you have in mind? I’m desperate!”

“Well, I can install a device on the back of your neck - it’s like a small knob, and when you think you need a little tightening, you just give it a little twist.”

A month later, Harold is in the sack with two young babes when he gets a phone call at two a.m.

“Harold, it’s Elaine. We need to talk.”

“Elaine, its two a.m. and I’m sleeping, can it wait?” the doctor answers.

“Harold, I’ve been turning the knob, and turning it and turning it, and my face is tight everywhere except under my eyes. I have terrible bags under my eyes and I can’t get them to go away. You have to help me right now.”

“Elaine, those aren’t bags under your eyes. You can’t make them go away.”

“What do you mean they aren’t bags? What are they?”

“Elaine, those are your breasts.”

“Oh”,  she says, “I guess that explains the goatee.”

[BT65]

Good one.

[minismom]

That was funny