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Offline pozattitude

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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #50 on: August 08, 2007, 10:19:55 am »

when i was a boy, the put a hole in the wall in the living room because i opened up the S encyclopedia on the page that had the photo of a tarantula.  i screamed and threw the book. 

LOL you are such a GIRL !  ;D

Rich
(who is a BIG GIRL when it comes to scorpions)




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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #51 on: August 08, 2007, 10:33:55 am »
when i was in school, i had an apartment with windows wide enough to stretch your legs and sit in.  it was on the 5th floor.  there was a particular spider that had been menacing me in the apartment for some time, emerging from the ceiling to hang over my head and stare at me in that threatening spider way like they do.  he had a way of just being there  for ages until i took my eyes off of him- then he would suddenly be somewhere else  all of the sudden.  i had had enough and put in a call to the exterminator. 

well...the day after the exterminator's visit, and as i was sitting in the window, the carcass of the newly dead spider fell from the ceiling down to the window right by my leg!  i immediately leapt sky high.  thank god i had one foot planted on the floor and only one in the window because it propelled me in the direction of the living room.  otherwise, i would have most likely fallen to my death- over a dead spider.

hence, i say all spiders are potentially deadly to me.

Darling, any illusion of you being a butch, country southern boy has been put to rest. Next thing you know you will be telling us you were involved with the drama department of your high school, performing some ghastly Gilbert and Sullivan number. Stop, before you destroy the last bit of fantasy the mo's around here desperately cling to.
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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #52 on: August 08, 2007, 12:45:38 pm »
Darling, any illusion of you being a butch, country southern boy has been put to rest. Next thing you know you will be telling us you were involved with the drama department of your high school, performing some ghastly Gilbert and Sullivan number. Stop, before you destroy the last bit of fantasy the mo's around here desperately cling to.


Um.....it was Rodgers & Hammerstein.
AIDS isn't for sissies.

Offline thunter34

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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #53 on: August 08, 2007, 01:16:47 pm »
*sigh*  I'm into Day 3 of this now, and I'm becoming one miffy little mo.  Here's the gripelist:


1.  I'm starting to stink.  I haven't been able to do the shower thing since Sunday night, and I am now becoming ripe. I am not amused.  >:(

2.  My facial hair grows really fast, and I already have what most would consider a full-on beard.  >:(

3.  There's almost as much salt as pepper in the beard.  >:(

4.  It seems like nearly everything I need is in another room and/or below waist level.   >:(

5.  Per my usual bi-weekly schedule, I'm developing a slight cough- and it hurts when I do that.   >:(

6.  I never did find that damn spider.   >:(
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Offline Dachshund

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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #54 on: August 08, 2007, 01:23:40 pm »
Jesus Christ Timbie, I'm getting worried, you just described ol' man Nelson who is right across the hall from my mom in the nursing home. Have you stopped solid foods?

Seriously, maybe it's time to visit the doctor? Sorry I can't be more of a help baby.

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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #55 on: August 08, 2007, 01:30:16 pm »
I've been down this road enough to know that the best that would accomplish would be a high-dose scrip of Ibuprofen.  I already have better pain pills from....well- I just have better, ok?  I know exactly what the problem is & it just needs time to heal up right.  I was just hoping I would have been there by now.  Meantime, you all just get to hear me gripe.
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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #56 on: August 08, 2007, 02:25:11 pm »
Hairy, sweaty Timmy... can we bottle Le Stink® and sell it?
"I’ve slept with enough men to know that I’m not gay"

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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #57 on: August 08, 2007, 02:27:40 pm »
Hairy, sweaty Timmy... can we bottle Le Stink® and sell it?

You'd have to be pretty into, um....essence of man to be a buyer.
AIDS isn't for sissies.

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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #58 on: August 08, 2007, 02:30:27 pm »
it may just be your lucky week!!!  There are quite a few people there who are totally into "man smells", the muskier, the stinkier, the better...just saying  :-\


Rich
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #59 on: August 08, 2007, 03:18:46 pm »
I used to have a gay landlord in Brooklyn who was obsessed with Essence of Man, and every weekend he'd flare up in the biggest heat of manly odor.  It was rather amazing.  I always had my suspicions though that it was greatly enhanced by what I've always called Tina Sweat.  What's worse is I'd use the washing/drying machines in their basement and often pass by a fully crisco'd up butt plug sitting up on the wet bar in the adjoining room. 
"I’ve slept with enough men to know that I’m not gay"

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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #60 on: August 08, 2007, 03:32:56 pm »
wow, a full-on beard and the musky smell of a man. And, you are griping?
I realize I don't know you well.........probably I shouldn't be so crass..........but you are starting to sound like a damn southern sissy.
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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #61 on: August 08, 2007, 03:34:05 pm »
o noes
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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #62 on: August 08, 2007, 03:38:15 pm »
I am a damn southern sissy.

Though I prefer the term Southern Fried Homo.
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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #63 on: August 08, 2007, 06:33:30 pm »
oh no that's horrible that you are still not able to move around  :( the beard sounds sexy but not sure about the stinky thing myself...hope you get better soon!

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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #64 on: August 08, 2007, 06:38:30 pm »
HA!  Both the beard and the stink are history.  I managed to shave and shower.  I have also gotten laundry in the machine- through careful lifting from toes to hands without bending. 

Vanity wins.
AIDS isn't for sissies.

Offline lostinspace

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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #65 on: August 08, 2007, 06:46:30 pm »
woo hoo!!! good for you  ;D
I went to the doctor, I went to the mountains
I looked to the children, I drank from the fountain
There's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line
The less I seek my source for some definitive
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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #66 on: August 08, 2007, 08:10:07 pm »
Tim, I was just having fun with ya.
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Mike
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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #67 on: August 09, 2007, 08:56:04 am »
I am upwardly mobile!  Yay!  Still moving slowly and gently, but I can get up & down now and walk around. 

Rock on.
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Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #68 on: August 09, 2007, 09:04:29 am »
Glad you are feeling better. I was getting a little concerned.

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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #69 on: August 09, 2007, 09:50:38 am »
I'm glad you are feeling better lil' Miss Muffit. Finish your curds and whey and you will be all better...

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Re: Um....ow.
« Reply #70 on: August 09, 2007, 01:35:43 pm »
So I just threw my back out and had to crawl- yes, crawl- all the way from the kitchen to the bedroom & try to drag myself up onto the bed.  I can't get vertical.  This totally sucks.  I'm prone to having muscle tears in my lower back and they often come out of nowhere.  Today is one of those special days, apparently.  Could be anywhere from a few hours til tomorrow before I can walk normally again.

Damn it.

A good top can usually put me back together again.  My prescription for you: Take two and call me in the morning.

 


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