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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: Lwood on August 24, 2006, 09:42:01 am
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I found a curious set of prints on the patio this morn' Im recon its a raccoon, or possibly possum, way too big to be a squirrel or rat, definitely not wabbit... < shudder > and probablly not the kitty that Gaked up the toxic hairball in the driveway a while back....
Anyone with tracking experience ???
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c37/Lwood2006/print1.jpg)
P.S. I have no problem with a night visitor or two partying it up on my patio, Im actually kinda flattered. Its just the ones that turn my garden into a salad bar that kindof annoy me..
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I'm gonna guess raccoon
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I think it is a Pensacola Purple Beaver.
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It's time for the live trap again. Just put some dry cat food in it and we'll see.
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Beavers ??? oh dear Gawd.....
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Looks like cat to me. It's nothing like a racoon - their prints look like tiny hand prints.
I'm more worried about what looks like spots of blood! :o
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Not to hijack but..........Ann if I step on that drop of blood wearing socks and shoes can I still get HIV? Huh? Can I? Can I? Can I? Huh? You sure? Can I? Huh?
Worried :-*
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Daschund,
Raccoon AIDS, or RAIDS, is primarily spread through washing bread in a running creek and then consuming it. You can also get it from rummaging through trash cans and yes, from stepping in pawprints.
I have footnoted this information with astonishingly obscure sources that I damn well know that no one will actually read. It makes me feel superior.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/ (http://www.i-am-bored.com/)
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Hal,
Ok then, if you're a good boy you can have it, but only this once, just because you asked nice.
Ann
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Daschund,
Raccoon AIDS, or RAIDS, is primarily spread through washing bread in a running creek and then consuming it. You can also get it from rummaging through trash cans and yes, from stepping in pawprints.
I have footnoted this information with astonishingly obscure sources that I damn well know that no one will actually read. It makes me feel superior.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/ (http://www.i-am-bored.com/)
Okay so let me get this straight...If you get HIV from raccoons that is RAIDS. I slept with Rosario from "Will and Grace" and got MAIDS. Is that correct? If I look at a raccoon without my glasses on can I still get RAIDS? Please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misinformed in Memphis
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Jeeze Hal, first you want hiv, now you want RAIDS and MAIDS too? This is going too far. What you really seem to have is FRAIDS. Think you're stuck with it matey!
Disenchanted in Dachshundland
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OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK......just one more question pleeeeeeeze!!!!!!!!
If I do get AIDS, RAIDS or MAIDS, and I take my medicine like a good boy...will I have FAIDS?
You guys are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!
Ann,
Please Ive been experiencing some wierd symptoms lately. For the past 2 months I cant stop climbing trees, my neighbor's garbage cans seem to be calling my name in the middle of the night and my hair is changing... have a look.
(http://img.timeinc.net/fieldstream/icefishing06/lon_shmidt.jpg)
I've got RAIDS i KNOW it. When should I test?
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Hal, I got some medicine for you boy... come and get it.
Andrew, you need to test when you find yourself walking on all fours. You'll get to the clinic quicker then.
Dumbstruck in Downtown
PS... you both need to know that it's not the garbage can you do, it's how you do it that matters.
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Whoa,
Exceptionally good eye Ann,
Thats actually a drop of a Liquid Iron supliment that I dosed the shrubs with awhile back when the started to yellow, it leaves disturbing stains ( Iron oxide,, ie. RUST ) and Im pretty carefull with it but I guess there was a bit of dribble.. not to worrry OJ hasn't been by,, that I know of...
Now that opens up a whole new set of possibilities as far as nighttime visitors...
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Lwood, do you always dribble?
Wondering in Wonderland
(who is NOT talking basketball or iron oxide)
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OMG is dribbling a symptom? I have been doing that a lot lately. Shit. I know i have it now. Dribbling means I have it doesn't it. Can someone please answer me like Andy or RapidRod, someone who KNOWs what they are talking about.
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OMG is dribbling a symptom? I have been doing that a lot lately. Shit. I know i have it now. Dribbling means I have it doesn't it. Can someone please answer me like Andy or RapidRod, someone who KNOWs what they are talking about.
According to Dr. Dingus over at The Body.Com dribbling is a sign of retardation, not HIV. So clearly ACinKC you have absolutely nothing to worry about, you don't have AIDS, but you are a retard.
Sorry, we can't help you here and we suggest you get professional help.
;D
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Hal,
Thank you for your reply. I will respectfully wait for an expert to answer me!
Meanwhile... back to training!
(http://www.gamertagpics.com/messages/THEASSKICKER/Ed%20and%20his%20retarded%20friend%20BOBO.jpg)
It's mean i know it .... but damn it made me laugh. And after all, don't ya alway's see them smiling and laughin so wouldnt they actually want me to post this... shit i know i am going to hell, but this will be one of the LAST reasons satan reads off at my sentencing hearing!
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....prepare to ride the short-bus through all eternity.
Satan
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Lwood, if RAIDS makes it to Virginia I'm blaming you. And don't I have enough to worry about with hemophilia, hepatitis, HIV, AIDS, quarter-blown AIDS, and RDS (Restless Dick Syndrome)... now I have to add RAIDS to my concerns?
Shawn
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Problem with quarter-blown AIDS is, you never get that quarter back.
Speaking of, off to finish laundry :)
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Speaking of, off to finish laundry :)
OMG!!! Jonathan's got MAIDS!!!!
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OMG!!! Jonathan's got MAIDS!!!!
Pissing myself over here! This damn thread has MADE my day!
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OMG!!! Jonathan's got MAIDS!!!!
Yep...and I heard he got it from Florence Johnston who worked for the Jeffersons.
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Not to hijack but..........Ann if I step on that drop of blood wearing socks and shoes can I still get HIV? Huh? Can I? Can I? Can I? Huh? You sure? Can I? Huh?
Worried :-*
Ummm Dasch....This is totally you....
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62/Dogbytes/hijack.gif)
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Wait, if Jonathan is going to get his laundry- which he did himself- then that means one thing.... HE'S CURED OF MAIDS!
Shawn
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This is all well and good, but is this a risk for McAIDS? (http://xs.to/xs.php?f=mcnipple.jpg&h=xs105&d=06345) And if so can I supersize it?
MtD ;D
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So if I lived on the North Pole, I could get Ice Cap AIDS? Symptoms being tight fitting spandex and the ability to throw my leg over my shoulder.
I thought ALL DAY LONG and thats the best I could come up with. I suck.
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NO no no.... Thats always has been a worry of mine... You dont suck...
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This is all well and good, but is this a risk for McAIDS? (http://xs.to/xs.php?f=mcnipple.jpg&h=xs105&d=06345) And if so can I supersize it?
MtD ;D
Poo...that might be the creepiest thing I have ever seen!
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I swear this is my last "Am I Infected" question.....but if I sleep with "Swamp Thing" will I get everglAIDS?
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Oh for sure, by the way did you ever look closely at Swamp Things "basket?"
My biggest fear !! Going into the kitchen...... AM a WW or what?
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Last one...
The nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, cold sweating, so you can rest medicine...
I got it coming from both directions......
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LOL, I think I need to come to this forum more often...
Wait... I better watch where I tread... I can't afford to get MAIDS....
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.............envelope please. And the winner is......
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Dasch.... Step AWAY from the Alligator. You have no idea who he has been with and you should only enter into unprotected sex after you have BOTH been tested together and see each others results. This is VERY important.
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Oh dear God...I think my croccondom may have torn. My wee-wee is covered with scales. Should I test?
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Next time dasch try one of these...
(http://anevern.artchicks.org/Store/Chainmail/Condom/Steel03.jpg)
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I bet its a Dog. Coons have 4 "fingers" and a kind of "thumb.... But it could be a possum....but they tend to be very shy and avoid humans. Try laying a dollar bill next to the print in order to help judge its size..... Consider leaving a "Treat" in two locations on your deck....One up high, one on the deck.....Coons and Possums (as well as Cats) are great climbers...... Next morning, if both treats are gone, suspect the above....If only the one on the deck is gone, It's probably a dog. Make sure your treats are stinky! Good Luck !!
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Well, I reckon it's a mogwai, but you never know.
Welcome to the Forums Jlrvinton. ;)
MtD
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Thanks for the Welcome MtD!
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Matty the Damned is the Goddess of Universal Love. ;D
MtD