I'm Not Taking Their Bullshit Anymore!

[denb45]

And do you feel great about having to shave your back twice a week?

MtD
(Who knows all about Mediterranean types)

Sorry Matty, i don't have much furr on my body, I lost all of that 20yrs. ago when I took AZT and Hydrozyurea  so, it's never gonna come back  

[Joe K]

I don't eat any fast food anymore, because you can get something healthy and freshly made for the same price as fast food. Also we have much less preservatives in our food, so basically we shop every other day. For drunk eating, there is nothing better than fresh pizza at 4 a.m..

[leatherman]

Please get off that RED MEAT , it's fine in small moderation, haven't you all heard of a Mediterranean Diet
that's the way I eat everyday, and I feel GREAT  

mmm Wendy's Jr Bacon Cheeseburger
diet? I don't need no diet
I have great BP, great cholesterol, great triglycerides, good weight, and I feel great.
I blame it on the lemon bars

[denb45]

mmm Wendy's Jr Bacon Cheeseburger
diet? I don't need no diet
I have great BP, great cholesterol, great triglycerides, good weight, and I feel great.
I blame it on the lemon bars

Oh I'm not on a diet, I'm not fat, (6'3 190LBS) I just eat that way to stay healthy 

[jkinatl2]

Everything in moderation, including moderation

[Matty the Damned]

Sorry Matty, i don't have much furr on my body, I lost all of that 20yrs. ago when I took AZT and Hydrozyurea  so, it's never gonna come back  

Well keep eating that swarthy diet and you'll be back looking like Robin Williams in no time.

MtD

[WillyWump]

*Update*

I went through Jack N The Box Drive thru this afternoon...2 tacos, stuffed jalpenos and onion rings. The lady behind the speaker was a JOY. Clear and concise and understandable. When I got to the window she was so freakin cool. Quite the chatty cathy, so pleasant and As I drove away she stuck her head out the window and yelled have a great day!

Jack N the box = Gold Star A++++

-Will

[denb45]

Well keep eating that swarthy diet and you'll be back looking like Robin Williams in no time.

MtD

Hasn't happened yet, doubt it ever will, once you loose all your body hair due to 20 yrs of AIDS it don't grow back again..... I still shave my head & face, but other than my pubs, i can assure you it aint anywhere else 

[Matty the Damned]

Hasn't happened yet, doubt it ever will, once you loose all your body hair due to 20 yrs of AIDS it don't grow back again.....

Did you lose your pubes too? If you did what sort of merkin do you wear? Synthetic or genuine cadaver hair?

I'm cadaver all the way.

MtD

[denb45]

Did you lose your pubes too? If you did what sort of merkin do you wear? Synthetic or genuine cadaver hair?

I'm cadaver all the way.

MtD

See edited post above

[Matty the Damned]

See edited post above

Well that's disappointing. I totally had you pegged as a fellow merkin maven.

Say, whaddya think about Wumpy? I reckon he's totally into crotch toupes.

MtD

[denb45]

*Update*

I went through Jack N The Box Drive thru this afternoon...2 tacos, stuffed jalpenos and onion rings. The lady behind the speaker was a JOY. Clear and concise and understandable. When I got to the window she was so freakin cool. Quite the chatty cathy, so pleasant and As I drove away she stuck her head out the window and yelled have a great day!

Jack N the box = Gold Star A++++

-Will

Do you ever cook any food at all, are do you just go to fast food joints, you sure go to a lot of them 

[Matty the Damned]

Do you ever cook any food at all, are do you just go to fast food joints, you sure go to a lot of them 

Settle down there Judgemental Judy, at least Wumpy has still got his back hair.

MtD

[denb45]

Well that's disappointing. I totally had you pegged as a fellow merkin maven.

Say, whaddya think about Wumpy? I reckon he's totally into crotch toupes.

MtD

Nope, just banana hamock's = Jocks , gotta keep my boys from falling to the floor in my old age, it's a gravity thang ya know  

[Matty the Damned]

Nope, just banana hamock's = Jocks , gotta keep my boys from falling to the floor in my old age, it's a gravity thang ya know  

Like a couple of grapefruit in a pair of pantyhose eh? I dig it. There is much to be said for low slung eggs.

MtD

[denb45]

Like a couple of grapefruit in a pair of pantyhose eh? I dig it. There is much to be said for low slung eggs.

MtD

Yep, I you got it Matty 

[Ann]

Who needs fast food when you have pubs.

Preach! There is an Indian and a Chinese right round the corner from my local and when we stand in the back garden to have a smoke, the smell sure makes your mouth water. There's been quite a few times we've given in and pooled our money to get a smorgasbord of dishes which we then lay out on the bar and everyone picks and chooses and eats their fill. Good times!

It was always my experience that fast food tastes best after a good ol' drinking binge.

And an Indian is simply divine!  

Now that's my down fall! Arby's Beef N Cheddar with a side of potato cakes. May have to go take a spin through their drive thru tonight.

Would you Fed-Ex me an order? Pretty please?

Everything in moderation, including moderation

Stealing my lines again, eh mister? That'll be $1.99

*Update*

I went through Jack N The Box Drive thru this afternoon...

Where's my Arbys?

[denb45]

Preach! There is an Indian and a Chinese right round the corner from my local and when we stand in the back garden to have a smoke, the smell sure makes your mouth water. There's been quite a few times we've given in and pooled our money to get a smorgasbord of dishes which we then lay out on the bar and everyone picks and chooses and eats their fill. Good times!

And an Indian is simply divine!  

Would you Fed-Ex me an order? Pretty please?

Stealing my lines again, eh mister? That'll be $1.99

Where's my Arbys?

Bring on the curry d'YUM 

[Matty the Damned]

My brother owns two of those Subway shops. Y'know the bland tasting sandwiches what smell funny?

Dunno how healthy they are, but they're spotlessly fucking clean.

MtD

[denb45]

My brother owns two of those Subway shops. Y'know the bland tasting sandwiches what smell funny?

Dunno how healthy they are, but they're spotlessly fucking clean.

MtD

Well at least they are eating something FRESH 

[Matty the Damned]

Well at least they are eating something FRESH 

Insofar as styrofoam can be FRESH I suppose.

Don't get me wrong, I love my baby brother but man those places are hardcore. When he opened his first one back in aught-four I spent three weeks helping him out doing the washing up.

No fucking automagic dishwashers, people. This was total pleb work. Three sinks of doom.

And that funneh Subway smell? It permeates everything. Seriously you can iron a shirt 5 months later and that weird funk wafts up to assault one's delicate nosey-wosey.

Also, Subway does a shit brekkie. Give me a Macca's bacon and egg McFuckin anyday.

MtD

[WillyWump]

Settle down there Judgemental Judy, at least Wumpy has still got his back hair.

MtD

I'm as hairless as a smooth Swedish boy. I come by it naturally, shaving and Nair (naturally).

@Ann - Ok, but how will I fill out the customs form?

@DenB- There is something to be said about a fast food diet...just look at my amazingly svelt body.

[denb45]

That smell is the baking of the breads, it's kinda hard to get rid of that easily..... the smell of fresh-baked-bread gives my a hard-on, maybe it's the yeast rising in the Breads  

[Matty the Damned]

I'm as hairless as a smooth Swedish boy. I come by it naturally, shaving and Nair (naturally).

I hate the Swedes. Down here they infest our pubs and better youth hostels with their stinky backbacks and ugly-yet-comfortable sandals.

And they never buy their own drinks. Also they reek of pickled herring. Seriously gefilte fish has nothing on those malodorous motherfuckers.

Sure they've tried to make up for it by shitcanning that creepy Assange bloke but it makes no difference. They all look the same to me. Heads on 'em like rats.

MtD

[denb45]

I hate the Swedes. Down here they infest our pubs and better youth hostels with their stinky backbacks and ugly-yet-comfortable sandals.

And they never buy their own drinks. Also they reek of pickled herring. Seriously gefilte fish has nothing on those malodorous motherfuckers.

Sure they've tried to make up for it by shitcanning that creepy Assange bloke but it makes no difference. They all look the same to me. Heads on 'em like rats.

MtD

I like em furry, or smooth, even stinky if it's the smell of SEX , but I will not do no SCAT, you see I do have some morals 

[Matty the Damned]

I like em furry, or smooth, even stinky if it's the smell of SEX , but I will not do no SCAT, you see I do have some morals 

Yeah, scat's always been that little bit too far for Matty the Damned.

Sure there are times when you've gotta wipe some chutney off the ferret, coz we can all be a crunchy fuck but you should always have limits.

I can remember once Frau Eva wanted me to provide what she so daintily referred to as "stool samples" and handed me three brown topped (no, really) specimen jars. The ones what have little scoops in the lids.

My response?

"Fuck that. I'll tell you what I told that German pervert at the Mardi Gras after party. You want someone to shit in a jar, you do it yourself."

MtD

[WillyWump]

wipe some chutney off the ferret

[denb45]

I see this Thread has gone from fast foods to fast sex 

[Matty the Damned]

I see this Thread has gone from fast foods to fast sex 

And poo. Don't forget the poo. The best threads around here are always about poo.

So, I suppose, we find ourselves back at fast food.

Zing!

MtD

[jkinatl2]

Stealing my lines again, eh mister? That'll be $1.99

Lady, I have stolen your WHOLE persona. I am known here an MAnnn. Which, once you know me, becomes absurd two times.

[jkinatl2]

I like em furry, or smooth, even stinky if it's the smell of SEX , but I will not do no SCAT, you see I do have some morals

Is pee play scat?

[Matty the Damned]

Is pee play scat?

No, water sports are jolly good fun.

MtD

[tednlou2]

I don't eat any fast food anymore, because you can get something healthy and freshly made for the same price as fast food. Also we have much less preservatives in our food, so basically we shop every other day. For drunk eating, there is nothing better than fresh pizza at 4 a.m..

White Castle is right up there with the best drunk food.  However, I've gotten to where the onions tear up my stomach.  I think White Castle gets the award for the cleaniest restaurant--or at least they did.  Taco Bell was in the top 5--or at least they were when I read it like 5 years ago.  I couldn't imagine Taco Bell being that clean.  McDonald's actually ranked low, which surprised me. 

My first job was at Dairy Queen.  Employees would eat the Blizzard candies with their bare hands.  I remember one worker was using a knife to cut open a bag of the ice-cream mix and he cut his finger to the bone.  The blood went into the ice-cream vat.  Well, the ice-cream mix with blood got sucked into the machine.  Nothing was done about it.  Some people got an extra ingredient in their cones and Blizzards.  Now, that would have been a huge Health Dept violation. 

[Ann]

@Ann - Ok, but how will I fill out the customs form?

Tell them it's a roast beef and potato cookbook.

wipe some chutney off the ferret

No, water sports are jolly good fun.

See now, you should have given him a golden shower instead of a gold star.

Stealing my lines again, eh mister? That'll be $1.99

Lady, I have stolen your WHOLE persona. I am known here an MAnnn. Which, once you know me, becomes absurd two times.

Eeep! In that case, I want $10.99. Shit like this'll cost ya, mister.

[CaptCarl]

This is your Captain speaking:
 Throughouthis fast food discussion, no one has yet mentioned the most delightfully toxic of all fast food joints: White Castle. Those sublime little patties of Mystery Meat on steamed buns with some kind of cheese-type material and onions slathered on them. Now that's good eatin'! What I wouldn't give for a good old Slow Death With Cheese right about now.

   White Castle was, and remains, the only fast food joint that I have gone to that had bullet-proof glass between you and the people you ordered your food from. You got your order through a little sliding metal drawer.

CaptCarl

PS Sorry, didn't see Teds mention a few posts up from here

[mecch]

Why don't you get out of your car and go into the restaurant and partake of the full atmosphere? 

Nice people are everywhere, even in fast food joints. 

Or, avoid the fast food joint and go to a local greasy spoon - the service might be more personable.

Its easy to get hostile on an intercom, phone, Internet, etc.   Face-to-face might be the way to go since it involves some trust since you'll be eating. 

[Hoover]

Better yet, if you are a gay man, stay home and cook something Fabulous!
We must use our talents.

After two months of amoebas, I never want to eat out again.........
Funniest part is I think we caught them in Palm Springs instead of here in the jungle..

[leatherman]

stay home and cook something Fabulous!

good advice to our AMG CookBook Maven
<3 you Will, and <3 the cookbook

[WillyWump]

good advice to our AMG CookBook Maven
<3 you Will, and <3 the cookbook

Yes, but sometimes a Girls just gotta get outa the kitchen.

-Will

[WillyWump]

See what I'm talking about!

The Drive Thrus are really pissing people off. Man Pulls Gun and starts shooting at a San Antonio Taco Bell cause he got pissed off over a Beefy Crunchy Burrito, then leads police on a wild chase with gunfire exchanged, then barricades himself in a hotel room.

And no, I wasnt the perpetrator.

http://www.woai.com/news/local/story/Taco-Rage-Upset-over-price-increase-man-pulls-gun/7VQbLkwvrE2tkg1aVcOpzw.cspx

[hope_for_a_cure]

I told you to stay away from Taco Hell. 

[skeebo1969]

See what I'm talking about!

The Drive Thrus are really pissing people off. Man Pulls Gun and starts shooting at a San Antonio Taco Bell cause he got pissed off over a Beefy Crunchy Burrito, then leads police on a wild chase with gunfire exchanged, then barricades himself in a hotel room.

And no, I wasnt the perpetrator.

http://www.woai.com/news/local/story/Taco-Rage-Upset-over-price-increase-man-pulls-gun/7VQbLkwvrE2tkg1aVcOpzw.cspx

I saw this earlier and I knew exactly what happened.  Like usual, they packed the beef at one end of the burrito, leaving nothing but salad, and sour cream on the other end.  Have you ever had a mouthful of sour cream and cheap tortilla?   

[Hellraiser]

I saw this earlier and I knew exactly what happened.  Like usual, they packed the beef at one end of the burrito, leaving nothing but salad, and sour cream on the other end.  Have you ever had a mouthful of sour cream and cheap tortilla?   

Oh Willy's had a whole lot of different mexican in his mouth.

[hope_for_a_cure]

a mouthful of sour cream and cheap tortilla?   

That potentially sounds like the start of a new recipe for our next cookbook. 

ingredients:
1 cheap tortilla
2 TBS sour cream (equivalent of 1 mouthful)
seasonings to taste

roll em up then 'kill em' dead!

[WillyWump]

And yet another case of being screwed at the fast food joint. But this woman isn't taking their crap anymore...

Where my fries biatch?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=M86pe0bAb0A&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fs.ytimg.com%2Fyt%2Fswfbin%2Fwatch_as3-vflWK0bb1.swf&has_verified=1

[hope_for_a_cure]

Ms Smith is not to be messed with! 

Smith said she had come to Florida for her first-ever spring break with friends and three of her children.

"If I knew what was gonna happen," she added, "I would've gone to Taco Bell."

[skeebo1969]

And yet another case of being screwed at the fast food joint. But this woman isn't taking their crap anymore...

Where my fries biatch?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=M86pe0bAb0A&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fs.ytimg.com%2Fyt%2Fswfbin%2Fwatch_as3-vflWK0bb1.swf&has_verified=1

Holy SHit!!!  She just renovated that McDonald's with nothing but a straw dispenser!!!  

[GSOgymrat]

It's Burger King.

[skeebo1969]

It's Burger King.

All this for Burger King fries?  Are you frickin kiddin me? 

I'm going to have to add this one to my favorites.

[mecch]

Youtube denied access to that video unless I link youtube to my Gmail account.  
This is getting very Orwellian.