Author Topic: WARNING This offer wont last long. (Read 5949 times)

indyguy · « **on:** February 07, 2007, 10:32:28 am »

I need to get rid of this 2006 poz model that I have left. He is handsome and looking for love. He comes fully loaded with all of the right options. He has very low miles and would be a perfect daily driver as well as being good for the long haul. He found out he was HIV+ in November of last year and is currently doing everything he can to stay healthy. He would like a kind and loving owner to take him off the lot and make him his own. Did I mention that he is a stick shift? He likes being parked in the off topic lots away from any drama, snow and rain. He is currently located at our Indiana lot and does not need financing. He has a clean title except for a small HIV problem. HURRY THIS OFFER WON'T LAST. SALESPEOPLE ARE STANDING BUY!

Boo Radley · « **Reply #1 on:** February 07, 2007, 10:36:22 am »

Indy,

If he likes fat old men send him to me C.O.D. or I'll send a cashier's check.

Boo

indyguy · « **Reply #2 on:** February 07, 2007, 10:38:32 am »

I may do that. Does the mail charge by the pound lol.

Boo Radley · « **Reply #3 on:** February 07, 2007, 10:47:52 am »

Quote from: indyguy on February 07, 2007, 10:38:32 am

I may do that. Does the mail charge by the pound lol.

Yes, so next-day delivery could be pretty steep, although from your pic I wouldn't think you weigh too much. I would want to get the contents insured in case there was any mishandling, also.

Is the model a good kisser? Making out is almost all I'm still interested in at my age.

Boo

indyguy · « **Reply #4 on:** February 07, 2007, 10:52:29 am »

You would be supprised how much you are willing to do when you get behind the wheel of a new vehicle lol

Boo Radley · « **Reply #5 on:** February 07, 2007, 11:46:43 am »

Quote from: indyguy on February 07, 2007, 10:52:29 am

You would be supprised how much you are willing to do when you get behind the wheel of a new vehicle lol

That's true but, uh, I'm the kind of guy who likes to drive and be driven, too. And with me you don't need emergency air bags...

Unless your avatar is someone else or the pic was taken by a pro using the best angle, lighting, etc. I doubt you have trouble finding willing drivers in your neighborhood. But if that's not the case tell me when the bidding begins!

Boo

RapidRod · « **Reply #6 on:** February 07, 2007, 01:05:06 pm »

I don't buy anything without first testing the ride.

indyguy · « **Reply #7 on:** February 07, 2007, 01:11:22 pm »

Thats right just treat me like I am on EBAY....gosh I feel so cheap

RapidRod · « **Reply #8 on:** February 07, 2007, 01:25:48 pm »

indyguy · « **Reply #9 on:** February 07, 2007, 01:32:29 pm »

I think Rapidrod is being mean to me.

I like it.

Optimistic · « **Reply #10 on:** February 07, 2007, 01:42:37 pm »

What's the return policy like?

Is it satisfaction guaranteed?

Justin

indyguy · « **Reply #11 on:** February 07, 2007, 01:51:44 pm »

indyguy · « **Reply #12 on:** February 07, 2007, 01:58:10 pm »

Believe me you won't want to return this model. It performs any way you want it to. Word has it that he even had dinner made and candles lit when his former driver came home. Very romantic vehicle. Did I mention the stick.

Dan J. · « **Reply #13 on:** February 07, 2007, 02:07:49 pm »

Does it haul ass or is it slow? And about that stick, how many gears does it have?

indyguy · « **Reply #14 on:** February 07, 2007, 02:14:10 pm »

Well its not a pick up truck. Its more like a high performance sports car with a big engine and a 6 speed trany. Not for the weak at heart. Not sure where you are located but its here in Indianapolis. We have the 500 as you know. We are known for our fast cars.

Longislander · « **Reply #15 on:** February 07, 2007, 06:29:27 pm »

hmm. Very interesting indeed...

Catman · « **Reply #16 on:** February 07, 2007, 09:28:14 pm »

Well I'd first have to touch the motor, check how long it takes before warming up, feel the heat, make sure everything is in place and then see if it is really appealing to my eyes...

Longislander · « **Reply #17 on:** February 07, 2007, 10:27:02 pm »

Jeez Catman, don't forget to kick the tires!!

Queen Tokelove · « **Reply #18 on:** February 07, 2007, 10:28:02 pm »

Figures it would be a car that is out of my league....*Le Sigh*

Longislander · « **Reply #19 on:** February 07, 2007, 10:30:35 pm »

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Figures it would be a car that is out of my league....*Le Sigh*

...but could park in your alley anytime! ?

Boo Radley · « **Reply #20 on:** February 07, 2007, 11:49:10 pm »

For the record, as the first respondent I have a prior claim over all of you!

Please get in line behind me to negotiate further transactions. I start the bidding at US $5000.

Where is the Sotheby's agent? He was supposed to arrive by 11PM EST.

Boo

wellington · « **Reply #21 on:** February 08, 2007, 04:59:23 am »

* wellington gets in line behind Boo, looks down, grins slightly, and awaits the start of negotiations.

indyguy · « **Reply #22 on:** February 08, 2007, 07:50:40 am »

Mornin all...ok I have gotten some e-mails wanting to know what I really look like so I will work on getting my pic up soon..

Boo Radley · « **Reply #23 on:** February 08, 2007, 03:18:48 pm »

Quote from: indyguy on February 08, 2007, 07:50:40 am

Mornin all...ok I have gotten some e-mails wanting to know what I really look like so I will work on getting my pic up soon..

I'll be glad to come over with my camera and take a few nudes!!

Boo,
a dirty old lech at heart

Longislander · « **Reply #24 on:** February 08, 2007, 10:42:03 pm »

Boo, you're too damn funny man!!

OK, I hate waiting in lines, but this one may be worth it~ am i 3RD?

Basquo · « **Reply #25 on:** February 08, 2007, 10:44:10 pm »

Make me 4th!

indyguy · « **Reply #26 on:** February 09, 2007, 09:40:37 am »

Ok guys here is the real me. Be kind!

Catman · « **Reply #27 on:** February 09, 2007, 11:00:31 am »

Now don't be shy and get closer to the lens...I can barely see you (pretty dark, too). How about posting the pic in another reply, that way we can magnify it (not as an avatar).

Longislander · « **Reply #28 on:** February 09, 2007, 04:36:43 pm »

ditto what Catman said! I have an uncle in Indiana, and he has glasses too! So far, you remind me of him from the distance of the pic (a much younger him, of course)

david25luvit · « **Reply #29 on:** February 12, 2007, 01:18:31 am »

I'd revve up the engine too...take it for a short spin around the block. Hmm...
or would that be tacky?

Oh well....I had to ask. It's been a while since I went
to charm school.............now where's my flyswatter.

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