Is Everyone Ready for This Friday?

[WillyWump]

[GSOgymrat]

“If it happens that the human race doesn't make it, then the fact that we were here once will not be altered, that once upon a time we peopled this astonishing blue planet, and wondered intelligently at everything about it and the other things who lived here with us on it, and that we celebrated the beauty of it in music and art, architecture, literature, and dance, and that there were times when we approached something godlike in our abilities and aspirations. We emerged out of depthless mystery, and back into mystery we returned, and in the end the mystery is all there is.” ― James Howard Kunstler

[WillyWump]

“If it happens that the human race doesn't make it, then the fact that we were here once will not be altered, that once upon a time we peopled this astonishing blue planet, and wondered intelligently at everything about it and the other things who lived here with us on it, and that we celebrated the beauty of it in music and art, architecture, literature, and dance, and that there were times when we approached something godlike in our abilities and aspirations. We emerged out of depthless mystery, and back into mystery we returned, and in the end the mystery is all there is.” ― James Howard Kunstler

ah, very well said.

[elf]

I hope aliens will make me HIVfree. 

[Jeff G]

I hope aliens will make me HIVfree. 

I'm certain that the 1250 degree heat wave will remove the HIV from your body .

I think it sucks that the Mayan calender ends on this date . I have decided to go with the bamboo calender I got at the Chinese restaurant because I get to enjoy all of 2013 .

Funny thing , when they gave me the calender another customer complained and asked why she didn't get one . They told her straight up , its because he tips and you don't .     

[mitch777]

http://anguishedrepose.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/maya_cartoon.jpg?w=348&h=409

 

[OneTampa]

I got an email and telephone call from Wells Fargo, my mortgage lender.  They told me that if the world ends on Friday, December 21, 2012, they will forgive my first and second mortgages and I will owe nothing ($0.00)!  Whoopp_dee_doo!   

[OneTampa]

Funny thing , when they gave me the calender another customer complained and asked why she didn't get one . They told her straight up , its because he tips and you don't .   

I guess that "tipped the sale in your favor."  (Ba-boom tissshhh!   )

I know, will you please forgive me?   

[WillyWump]

[Growler]

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Build-the-Perfect-Zombie-Survival-Kit/

 
G

[mecch]

Oh shit it's already Wednesday and I've got nothing to wear for Friday.

[aztecan]

Hey Will,

It has dumped four inches of snow here this morning. A little warmer temps on Friday might be nice.

That also settles the question: Friday, i will eat bacon.

HUGS,

Mark

[wolfter]

What does one wear for such an event?  Guess it should be light weight and flame retardent.

[Andy Velez]

Sensible shoes are the order of the day, Wolfter.

And I am not waiting until Friday to have some bacon, Mark. Waiter, make that double on the bacon and well done, please.

[wolfter]

Sensible shoes are the order of the day, Wolfter.

And I am not waiting until Friday to have some bacon, Mark. Waiter, make that double on the bacon and well done, please.

Thanks for the reminder.  I'm just hoping my crutches won't be needed in the after life.  Since they're metal, they'll probably get hot as hell.   Oh well, wooden ones would just burn up.  Perhaps my cowboy boots?  Wonder if that'll be considered fashionable footwear for eternity?

[mecch]

Will there be survivors or no? This is the end of the world, or  an ordinary apocalypse?  If the latter, may I please be transformed into a fabulous post-apocalyptic whore/courtesan looking like a morph of Tina Turner (circa Mad Max), Betty Page, Mata Hari and Su Xiaoxiao?

[red_Dragon888]

Dam end of the world shit I mean crap.  I haven't lost my winter weight yet!!!

[WillyWump]

Did we ever determine what time zones the Mayans were referring too? I'm assuming it's central time? Cause it's the 21st in Singapore already and everything is fine there (well as fine as things can be in Saingapore).

I need to know exactly when to put on my flame retardant speedo.

[anniebc]

It's Friday here Will, 11.47am to be exact, and it's all good so far apart for a bit of rain, no meteorites hurling our way yet.

Aroha
Jan

[WillyWump]

It's Friday here Will, 11.47am to be exact, and it's all good so far apart for a bit of rain, no meteorites hurling our way yet.

Aroha
Jan

Not even the least bit of molten lava? What about Locusts?

[mecch]

We had warmup shows on the commuter train this evening.  Someone cut a silent and extremely deadly fart.  Meanwhile, by the doors, the local eccentric put on his cabaret show.  He sings in a flat, nasal and piercing voice, usually show tunes or classic pop, in decent English. This evening he performed a sort of flag dance (with two long wool scarves) while he was singing.  Then he segued into a piano bar vampy bit for two songs that he performed on his knees in the aisle.  The patter between songs was about the end of the world.

[darryaz]

I had a bunch of dental work done today.  If the world ends and I could've skipped the pain and expense I am NOT going to be pleased.

Oh well, at least I have a new supply of narcotics.

[WillyWump]

  Meanwhile, by the doors, the local eccentric put on his cabaret show.  He sings in a flat, nasal and piercing voice, usually show tunes or classic pop, in decent English. This evening he performed a sort of flag dance (with two long wool scarves) while he was singing.  Then he segued into a piano bar vampy bit for two songs that he performed on his knees in the aisle.  The patter between songs was about the end of the world.

Wow, I would have paid good money to have seen this^

[WillyWump]

[Pilot]

Dang I was not thinking and went out and bought a new tv today. oh well if it ends in segments then maybe I can watch it on the new tv.  Its 11:20 pm.

[mecch]

Wow, I would have paid good money to have seen this^

What city are you in? You must have your own local eccentrics!

Today Im reminded of another:  There was a swanlike creature for years around midtown between 5th and Ave of the Americas twirling around sidewalks and traffic around MoMA.  She wore "gowns" made of drying machine lint and duck tape and sometimes black garbage bags. Fitting couture for the end of the world.

[wolfter]

3 hours into Eastern Standard Time, nothing has happened yet.  Wished they'd have been more specific. 

[red_Dragon888]

It's 11:15 AM EST and we are still here.  Dam, now I have to go Christmas shopping.

[Rev. Moon]

I'm surprised that you girls don't know this. 

It's supposed to start at 11:11 CST.  At that time 99.99% of humanity will turn into zombies and only a few selected ones will remain alive. 

[Dachshund]

Obviously the Mayans were talking about Congress because they all disappeared today.

[red_Dragon888]

Aren't the Mayans were from florida?

[Growler]

5.27 am dec 22, all ok from Sydeney Austrlaalila.

G

[WillyWump]

Damn Mayans.

I was going to go out in style so I ordered this Chicken Fried Steak Breakfast (and yes that is whole milk).

Harumphh. Now I gotta deal with the lipids.

[Dachshund]

Damn Mayans.

I was going to go out in style so I ordered this Chicken Fried Steak Breakfast (and yes that is whole milk).

Harumphh. Now I gotta deal with the lipids.

Is that pic before or after you ate it?

[WillyWump]

Is that pic before or after you ate it?

this was was taken on my break, approx half way through.  Geez, Have you never had Chicken Fried Steak Breakfast?

[Dachshund]

Chillax Mary, I was just filling in for Miss P. My dear ol' granny made the best chicken fried steak and gravy, but never for breakfast.

[WillyWump]

Chillax Mary, I was just filling in for Miss P.

and may i say you are doing a very fine job. Where is she btw, oh she must be busy perusing my facebook pics, especially the Pool party pics with me in my Speedo. 

[Dachshund]

and may i say you are doing a very fine job. Where is she btw, oh she must be busy perusing my facebook pics, especially the Pool party pics with me in my Speedo. 

She's hobbling around Philly doing her holiday Christmas shopping.

[OneTampa]

OK, 6:51pm (ET) and still here.  Don't feel any EOTW (end of the world) sensations.

 

[red_Dragon888]

Really, this is the 8th time the world was to end and it aint happened yet.  Don't tell me there's another delay again.

[mecch]

I was shopping at the malls in a car today (rather than in the city) and I stopped at McDonalds. Pink's "Try" was on the radio and it sounded great! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTCDVfMz15M

So I took my order to go and went back to the car hoping for another great tune.  And I started eating my fries and they tasted like cardboard. Then Britney Spears and Will.i.am came on the radio with this crap:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYtGl1dX5qI

I thought, OK that's it, the end of the world was arriving a day late.

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

I'm surprised that you girls don't know this. 

...and only a few selected ones will remain alive.

I wonder if the Poz Forum cabal members survived 

[Jeff G]

I wonder if the Poz Forum cabal members survived 

That's a scary thought , nothing stinkyer than a cabal of forum zombies ... and as if they haven't eaten enough brains already , forum scrapple 

[Miss Philicia]

so I ordered this Chicken Fried Steak Breakfast

I don't get it. Where's the steak? It just looks like bad hash browns on top of lemon jello, with a biscuit.

btw, when is your next lipid reading? I want it notarized this time.

Where is she btw, oh she must be busy perusing my facebook pics, especially the Pool party pics with me in my Speedo. 

I've been doing loads of laundry, dry cleaning and Christmas shopping because I'm jetting off to my older brother's in Raleigh in 48 hours. Gotta look good at the country club.

[WillyWump]

[Miss Philicia]

btw, your facebook page is THE.MOST.BORING.THING.EVAH

And I certainly didn't see anything resembling a speedo, though admittedly I didn't waste more than five seconds looking at it.

[WillyWump]

btw, your facebook page is THE.MOST.BORING.THING.EVAH

Arre you trying to get Unfriended? You do realize you are a probationary FB friend and one slight misstep will get you canned.

-w

[Miss Philicia]

Arre you trying to get Unfriended? You do realize you are a probationary FB friend and one slight misstep will get you canned.

-w

btw, are those fake Oakleys around you neck in your profile picture? And you were one seriously messy looking closet case back in the 80's.