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Title: Do you know Anna Nicole Smith? She's dead! Ha ha ha! Dead!
Post by: aupointillimite on February 08, 2007, 04:00:01 pm
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/08/anna.nicole.collapses/index.html

Um... what's the world going to be like without Anna Nicole Smith?
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Post by: Ihavehope on February 08, 2007, 04:05:06 pm
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/08/anna.nicole.collapses/index.html

Um... what's the world going to be like without Anna Nicole Smith?

As much as of a mess that she may have been I don't find anything amsusing about anyone's death especially someone who has been suffering great ordeals before death. I feel sorry for her baby girl who is left alone in this world.
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Post by: RapidRod on February 08, 2007, 04:08:11 pm
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/08/anna.nicole.collapses/index.html

Um... what's the world going to be like without Anna Nicole Smith?
I don't see anything amusing about her death and I can't see anyone iin this forum thinking it's amusing. That was just plain rude.
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Post by: Alain on February 08, 2007, 04:09:11 pm
at least all her struggles are over

rip
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Post by: aupointillimite on February 08, 2007, 04:09:32 pm
It's a reference to a Miss Kitten song.  "Frank Sinatra."

"Do you know Frank Sinatra?  He's dead!  Ha ha ha!  Dead!"

It's a bit of a tradition amongst us electroclash fans to announce celebrities' deaths like that.
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Post by: Ihavehope on February 08, 2007, 04:13:02 pm
Um... what's the world going to be like without Anna Nicole Smith?
I guess that is also in reference to Frank Sinatra.

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Post by: Ihavehope on February 08, 2007, 04:16:52 pm
Anna Nicole Smith has died, this according to her attorney Ron Rail. She was 39.

Desperate attempts to save her life were made by paramedics en route to Memorial Regional Hospital. Smith did not survive, despite receiving CPR and emergency intubation to facilitate her breathing.

Smith collapsed at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida and died hours later.

Anna had been transported to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood just after 2:00 PM EST and died around 3:45 PM EST.
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Post by: aupointillimite on February 08, 2007, 04:17:14 pm
Um... what's the world going to be like without Anna Nicole Smith?
I guess that is also in reference to Frank Sinatra.



No... in that regard... I'm genuinely curious as to what the world will be like without her.
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Post by: Dachshund on February 08, 2007, 04:25:18 pm
No... in that regard... I'm genuinely curious as to what the world will be like without her.



lighter
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Post by: skeebo1969 on February 08, 2007, 04:30:48 pm
I don't see anything amusing about her death and I can't see anyone iin this forum thinking it's amusing. That was just plain rude.

  Well said Rodney....


  Well Benj that leaves more blow for you...
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Post by: marco23 on February 08, 2007, 04:32:25 pm
Wow, it was such a surprise reading this!
After everything that woman has gone through, may she finally rest in peace.
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Post by: Dachshund on February 08, 2007, 04:32:49 pm
If she died in a clown suit would that make it funny?
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Post by: DanielMark on February 08, 2007, 04:35:56 pm
R.I.P. Anna Nicole.

May you finally find the peace you never could in life.
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Post by: woodshere on February 08, 2007, 04:46:59 pm
It is sad, but does this make my Trim Spa t-shirt she gave me more valuable.  Off to E-bay!

Woods
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Post by: aupointillimite on February 08, 2007, 04:48:58 pm
If she died in a clown suit would that make it funny?

No.  It would be postmodern.

There was nothing funny about Anna Nicole Smith... a woman whose life demands the utmost respect and honor.  She was like the Sandra Day O'Connor of gold-digging and plastic surgery.
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Post by: swede_dish on February 08, 2007, 04:53:53 pm
I blame Trimspa.
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Post by: Longislander on February 08, 2007, 04:58:05 pm
It's a pretty sad thing. Besides everything else, she just lost her son months back. I hope they figure out who the little girls dad is, so she can be raised to live a decent life.  RIP
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Post by: Ihavehope on February 08, 2007, 05:02:03 pm
Ana Nicole was a very beautful women in her younger days and could have been considered the modern day Marilyn Monroe if she wasn't such a scandelous woman which tarnished her glamour image. She was truly pretty woman but had many many many issues and the lost of her son made things worse for her. God bless her soul, she may have made terrible mistakes but I am sure she was a good person. She is now in peace.

(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/08/anna.nicole.collapses/newt1.1900.smith.ap.jpg)
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Post by: Razorbill on February 08, 2007, 05:07:14 pm
Poor Anna Nicole.  Her MTV show was a hoot sometimes.  She's had nothing but suffering.  Makes me think post partum depression and the death of her son made her take her own life.  We'll soon know I suppose.
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Post by: SirPrize on February 08, 2007, 05:08:26 pm
Sounds like some stealthy, cloak and dagger, ninja shit to me!  First, her stepson (the one fighting for the billionaire's estate), then her son, now her!!  Could her lawyer, Howard Stern be involved?  The biological father of her recently born daughter?  The family of her dead stepson?

Conspiracy theories, please!

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Post by: swede_dish on February 08, 2007, 05:08:53 pm
when you think about it...Monroe was pretty scandelous herself and she also died tragicly....I think there are a lot of similarities between the two...RIP Anna.
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Post by: aupointillimite on February 08, 2007, 05:50:28 pm
when you think about it...Monroe was pretty scandelous herself and she also died tragicly....I think there are a lot of similarities between the two...RIP Anna.

Yeah... it's amazing how hard you can make your own life.  With a very few exceptions... no one can screw you over like you can! 

Take it from one who knows...

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Post by: dtwpuck on February 08, 2007, 06:03:52 pm
My life is forever changed because another vapid celebrity is dead.  I really don't have a lot of respect for someone who would off themselves when they have a child to raise. 
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Post by: mjmel on February 08, 2007, 06:04:59 pm
OOPS, double post. Sorry.
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Post by: mjmel on February 08, 2007, 06:06:25 pm
242 items found for anna nicole
Get it new. Buy it now:20 anna nicole items on eBay Express!
It's so pathetic--that the hoards will run to ebay now and cash in. RIP Anna.

Hey Sirprize, love that line in your signature. Love the perfect way it was delivered in the movie, too! Was going to post it in mine but I see it here instead.
Ah, shucks!
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Post by: Ihavehope on February 08, 2007, 06:07:38 pm
JUST IN THE GOSSIP COLUMNS

Did Howard K. Stern kill Anna Nicole Smith??????

In October 2006, Smith's estranged mom, Virgie Arthur, told Nancy Grace on CNN Headline News that after the death of Anna's son, Daniel, she was concerned that Howard K. Stern was the one in line to inherit Anna's millions.

"If Howard Stern marries her and she ends up dead, then who does the money go [to]? Danny's not there," Arthur said.

Additionally....

Many people have speculated that Stern gave Daniel the Methadone [prescription heroin substitute] that killed him.

While that investigation continues despite Anna's death, an investigation into her death will likely lead cops to closely examine Howard, the "brains" behind Smith.

Was Stern exploiting Smith's pain for money? He was the one likely responsible for orchestrating the million-dollar interviews with Entertainment Tonight and the sale of all their personal photos to People magazine and other publications.

Is Howard the true father of Anna's baby?

Was Stern keeping Smith drugged up on purpose??????

So many questions!

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Post by: Optimistic on February 08, 2007, 06:42:11 pm
RIP Anna Nicole Smith....I hope your daughter grows up to be as beautiful as you less the drama.

Justin
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Post by: AlanBama on February 08, 2007, 06:57:36 pm
I hope she is at peace.   No one can say she didn't live life in a big way.   I was always amazed at her beauty, she really was a very pretty woman.

We'll probably never know the 'full truth' about all the tragedies in her life.

I always got a kick out of her show on E!
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Post by: fondeveau on February 08, 2007, 07:34:42 pm
A schadenfreudian slip, aupoint?
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Post by: aupointillimite on February 08, 2007, 07:37:04 pm
A schadenfreudian slip, aupoint?

Just a smidge, perhaps.
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Post by: fondeveau on February 08, 2007, 07:37:59 pm
A skidmark even.
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Post by: aupointillimite on February 08, 2007, 07:39:42 pm
A skidmark even.

Burning rubber on the asphalt.

It's like Back to the Future.
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Post by: fondeveau on February 08, 2007, 07:56:30 pm
So, Anna Nicole was Aupoint's significant schadenfreude other and now he mourns...he mourns...and I lick the salt of his tears....delicious!
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Post by: aupointillimite on February 08, 2007, 07:57:29 pm
So, Anna Nicole was Aupoint's significant schadenfreude other and now he mourns...he mourns...and I lick the salt of his tears....delicious!

The salt of my tears tastes like happy!
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Post by: fondeveau on February 08, 2007, 07:59:38 pm
Like your jizz!  :o
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Post by: jonsi on February 08, 2007, 08:01:02 pm
club 18.30 and i met julius caesar, lady diana, and mother theresa... and now anna nicole...
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Post by: aupointillimite on February 08, 2007, 08:03:59 pm
Like your jizz!  :o

You have no idea.  That tastes like strawberries... I had a thing done a couple years back...  ::)
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Post by: fondeveau on February 08, 2007, 08:05:57 pm
Now she sleeps with the angels.....and aupoint, make mine a double...

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Post by: aupointillimite on February 08, 2007, 08:08:41 pm
Now she sleeps with the angels.....and aupoint, make mine a double...

I shall.

And I would just like to say that I think it is the utmost tribute to Anna Nicole Smith that the thread about her untimely demise ended up in a discussion about the taste of my semen.

It's fitting.  So very fitting.
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Post by: Boo Radley on February 08, 2007, 08:09:26 pm
A schadenfreudian slip, aupoint?

No, he'd just like a bra and panty hose.

Boo!  (that's not my sig, it's an appropriate expression of abhorrence for that crappy pun)

Boo

P.S.  Does anyone remember B. Kliban's cartoons?  One of my favorites was "Freud's first slip."

P.P.S.  I never gave a rat's ass about Anna Nicole Smith when she was alive.  I've never feigned sorrow at the death of someone I disliked or didn't care at all about.  I've felt and expressed sorrow at the deaths of people I disliked when it was sincere, but I'm not good at pretending to be sad when someone from the tabloids drops dead.  Thousands of people die every day in the USA and around the world and their deaths are no less tragic than hers.
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Post by: aupointillimite on February 08, 2007, 08:11:52 pm
I never gave a rat's ass about Anna Nicole Smith when she was alive.  I've never feigned sorrow at the death of someone I disliked or didn't care at all about.  I've felt and expressed sorrow at the deaths of people I disliked when it was sincere, but I'm not good at pretending to be sad when someone from the tabloids drops dead.  Thousands of people die every day in the USA and around the world and their deaths are no less tragic than hers.

Hear hear!

Of course, when Paris Hilton kicks the bucket... I'm having a party.

A "ding dong, the witch is dead" party.

With a major emphasis on the "ding dong."  Because that's what Paris would have wanted.
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Post by: fondeveau on February 08, 2007, 08:20:09 pm
"Suck it," he commanded softly.

Fondeveau panted once, then sucked the strawberry with exactly the same motion he'd just used on Aupoint's c**k. Using the fruit to guide the sucking mouth Aupoint guided Fondeveau's mouth until both tips disappeared inside the greedily sucking cavern. First strawberry, then c**khead would disappear inside that talented mouth, wet with juice from both. He couldn't decide if it looked like Fondeaveau was licking two plump c**ks, or two red berries.

Aupoint wrapped one hand around himself, watching the erotic show. Several hard strokes later he gasped out a warning to his lover.

Fondeveau's fingers curled over his, taking the strawberry, letting it catch the stream of pearly come erupting from him...
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Post by: aupointillimite on February 08, 2007, 08:22:09 pm
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e39/marsaudiacsolo/new_pa6.jpg)

I'm getting verklempt!
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Post by: Miss Philicia on February 08, 2007, 09:03:48 pm
My favorite quote:

CNN guy: "I don't recall this level of media attention here in Hollywood since Joe DiMaggio died."
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Post by: Queen Tokelove on February 08, 2007, 11:18:50 pm
Ok Au, I was gonna lay into you too about the title of your thread but why bother, everyone has done it for me. I do not get your explanation of why you did say what you did but oh well, I don't get a lot of things.

I have to agree with Sir Prize on this one, shit sounds fishy to me. Then again, maybe I just watch too much CSI.
Did they figure out who the Daddy is to the little girl? Then Swede has a point too...Maybe someone spiked her TrimSpa, baby! Sorry, I couldn't resist that one... ;D I have personally never watched anything with Anna Nicole in it, sorry but she didn't appear to have any talent just from watching those TrimSpa commercials.
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Post by: swede_dish on February 09, 2007, 12:32:55 am
HAHAHAH I was Linda Richmond from Coffee Talk for Halloween one year
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Post by: northernguy on February 09, 2007, 01:34:17 am
A classic American success story.  Famous for being famous (or infamous). Sad, really.  Its like a replay of Jayne Mansfield. 
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Post by: randym431 on February 09, 2007, 05:21:49 am
Drugs, sex and rock n roll... Will get ya every time.
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Post by: DanielMark on February 09, 2007, 06:06:09 am
I will always think of Anna Nicole Smith as a child who never found the love that she so desperately wanted and needed. I believe that’s what ultimately turned her into a living parody and fuelled her hunger for so much media attention. It seems she made some rather unwise choices along the way (with plenty of help from a culture that idolises all things phoney and plastic), but what’s done is done. Will the media or anyone else learn anything from this story? Unlikely, and I find that sadder than any one woman’s demise or the unhappy legacy she has left behind.
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Post by: Jeffreyj on February 09, 2007, 07:05:01 am
This Howard Stern guy is just a creep. He needs to be investigated big time....

Why was the baby not with her at the time she died...The kid is being "watched" by a friend in the Bahamas.

What up with that?

Something aint right!
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Post by: Lwood on February 09, 2007, 09:05:59 am
C'mon Folks, Its Obvious.  She was Poisoned by Lisa Nowak with Poloniun before she motored over to Orlando to kidnap her rival at BB Gunpoint  (she could have shot her eye out you know..) 
Nowak undoubtedly figured that Anna Nichole was soon going to woo her space Stud out from under her with stunning wit, charm and Glamour. Im sure that when it all comes out in the Lifetime Original miniseries next week, that her next stop was going to be Aupoint's place because anyone with strawberry  flavored Jizz would probablly be able to swing SpaceStud over to the dark side a' la' Ted Haggard

Lwood
who really knows how to tie current events together.
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Post by: Dachshund on February 09, 2007, 09:31:11 am
C'mon Folks, Its Obvious.  She was Poisoned by Lisa Nowak with Poloniun before she motored over to Orlando to kidnap her rival at BB Gunpoint  (she could have shot her eye out you know..) 
Nowak undoubtedly figured that Anna Nichole was soon going to woo her space Stud out from under her with stunning wit, charm and Glamour. Im sure that when it all comes out in the Lifetime Original miniseries next week, that her next stop was going to be Aupoint's place because anyone with strawberry  flavored Jizz would probablly be able to swing SpaceStud over to the dark side a' la' Ted Haggard

Lwood
who really knows how to tie current events together.


Wrong again Lwood...according to Jack, Hillary Clinton had Anna Nicole killed because she was sleeping with Bill. Jack knows because Fox News told him so.
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Post by: ademas on February 09, 2007, 10:36:54 am
I will always think of Anna Nicole Smith as a child who never found the love that she so desperately wanted and needed. I believe that’s what ultimately turned her into a living parody and fuelled her hunger for so much media attention. It seems she made some rather unwise choices along the way (with plenty of help from a culture that idolises all things phoney and plastic), but what’s done is done.

I don't keep up on this stuff too much, but this sums up nicely how I viewed Anna Nicole.
Her death saddens me. 
Thirty-nine years old is just too damn young for anyone to die.

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Post by: Lwood on February 09, 2007, 10:56:53 am
 
This has to do with that missing Shit Ton of cash that we flew over to Iraq and lost. Was Anna Nichole in Baghdad recently??  Was the General in charge of it some Horney old Fart ?    I smell Rodentia.
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Post by: ademas on February 09, 2007, 12:47:25 pm
(a little off topic, but...
what the hell is the big deal about getting Anna Nicole's DNA?  How does her DNA have anything to do with establishing the paternity of her baby?)
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Post by: Basquo on February 09, 2007, 12:51:55 pm
HAHAHAH I was Linda Richmond from Coffee Talk for Halloween one year


Got you beat! I auditioned for the real Linda (Mike Meyer's mother in law.) She runs a talent agency out of New York.  She was a hoot!
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Post by: Cliff on February 09, 2007, 01:19:01 pm
(a little off topic, but...
what the hell is the big deal about getting Anna Nicole's DNA?  How does her DNA have anything to do with establishing the paternity of her baby?)
I didn't understand that either.  I think it may have been a misquote and he was actually referring to getting the DNA from the baby, which I guess he thinks may be more difficult to do if she is dead.  Or maybe it's to prove that the blood sample came from her child and not some random child to try and fool the test.

I'm gonna miss Anna.  I kinda liked her.  I wonder if she could do it all over again, if she would choose her short-lived life (with all the ups and down of being famous) or a long-lived life in rural Texas.  I looked at her as a joke, but I stopped laughing when her son died.  That was tragic.  And now this...
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Post by: manchesteruk on February 09, 2007, 02:35:16 pm
I didn't actually know anything about her although i recognised her name so I googled her up.  Her life sounds like something out of a soap opera.  Marrying 89 year old billionaires what ever floats your boat! Sounds like it was money in her case!
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Post by: ademas on February 09, 2007, 03:25:38 pm
The plot thickens... ???

Zsa Zsa's Husband: I Might Be Baby's Dad

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=250948&GT1=7703
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Post by: Razorbill on February 09, 2007, 03:45:04 pm
Is there a war in Iraq still?  Does global warming matter?  Judging by the media, the world clock stopped yesterday afternoon.  Over the fuckin' top.
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Post by: Ihavehope on February 20, 2007, 12:15:19 pm
(http://perezhilton.com/upload/2007/02/hot_new_couple_alert/annanandbabay.jpg)