Author Topic: Let's be little angels for once... (Read 11743 times)

aupointillimite · « **on:** January 02, 2007, 07:07:51 pm »

... it has come to my attention that there are several threads competing for the title of Most Deviated Preverted Thread in this forum.

And I have been as shocked and appalled as anyone to have seen just how depraved some of my Internet compatriots have been getting.

So, in the interests of keeping it sweet... I'm starting the baby pics thread.

You know... because we were sweet and innocent once. Or not. But we faked it pretty well!

I'll start. Awww... wookit the widdle Benj!

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Boo Radley · « **Reply #1 on:** January 02, 2007, 07:27:39 pm »

Back on the old forums I made the pic below into my avatar and someone PMed me with concerns about appearing to be a pedophile. Apparently a pedophile preying on little drag queens, to boot.

I won 2nd place in the New Orleans Public Library staff baby photo contest in the late 70s with this one, so there.

I am still sweet and innocent, thank you very much, it's just hard to see behind the facade of misanthropy and bitterness.

Boo

aupointillimite · « **Reply #2 on:** January 02, 2007, 07:29:55 pm »

Peek a boo, indeed.

ZING!

That picture rules at life! You look so happy! Wha' happened?

fearless · « **Reply #3 on:** January 02, 2007, 07:33:36 pm »

aw, you've always been cute, Benj.
and, Boo!

I was a little angel once, too. I have a pic on my work computer I'll download when I finish my holidays. Off to the beach now.

Boo Radley · « **Reply #4 on:** January 02, 2007, 07:51:36 pm »

Quote from: aupointillimite on January 02, 2007, 07:29:55 pm

You look so happy! Wha' happened?

I lived (as Miss Gooch/Peggy Cass says in Mame...).

You, on the other hand, apparently own a picture of yourself, kept in the attic, which must be a real sight given how much living you've crammed into your years on this planet. (insert suitable smiley here)

Boo

aupointillimite · « **Reply #5 on:** January 02, 2007, 08:01:12 pm »

Quote from: Boo Radley on January 02, 2007, 07:51:36 pm

I lived (as Miss Gooch/Peggy Cass says in Mame...).

You, on the other hand, apparently own a picture of yourself, kept in the attic, which must be a real sight given how much living you've crammed into your years on this planet. (insert suitable smiley here)

Boo

I do. And it looks freakishly like Bela Lugosi. Bela Lugosi from Ed Wood movies Bela Lugosi.

RapidRod · « **Reply #6 on:** January 02, 2007, 08:05:55 pm »

As you can see, I was a bad ass baby.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #7 on:** January 02, 2007, 08:07:08 pm »

Ha ha ha ha ha!

That's amazing!

Razorbill · « **Reply #8 on:** January 02, 2007, 08:13:22 pm »

Here's little Ernie in kindergarten, 1964.

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aupointillimite · « **Reply #9 on:** January 02, 2007, 08:21:40 pm »

Dude! You look so jaunty and happy to be going to school!

It's cool seeing how people were as kids, I think...

Boo Radley · « **Reply #10 on:** January 02, 2007, 08:30:54 pm »

Quote from: aupointillimite on January 02, 2007, 08:01:12 pm

I do. And it looks freakishly like Bela Lugosi. Bela Lugosi from Ed Wood movies Bela Lugosi.

Or like the stand-in used after Lugosi died while the classic Plan 9... was being made. He was even scarier.

Ernie, that is a great pic! Love the outfit and your smile! My school pics always looked as if I'd just bitten a lemon.

Boo

Razorbill · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2007, 08:33:45 pm »

Ya know, I still have the same cowlick and toothy smile all these 42 years since that pic was taken. Plus ça change....

Tucsonwoody · « **Reply #12 on:** January 02, 2007, 08:50:15 pm »

And I ate the whole thing.....

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aupointillimite · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2007, 08:55:30 pm »

Somebody looks like they're about to pay dearly for something!

Boo Radley · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2007, 08:57:52 pm »

Aha!! I found another picture, set in front of our faboo 60's refreshingly fake xmas tree!

Guess which one is me and which is my brother Bruce and guess which one is Janet and which is Lynn.

Boo

aupointillimite · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2007, 08:58:57 pm »

Are you on the left?

Tucsonwoody · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:00:17 pm »

Front left is Janet - Front right is Lynn?

Nadine · « **Reply #17 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:13:09 pm »

Good idea for a thread... here's my angel picture

RapidRod · « **Reply #18 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:26:06 pm »

Yeah Nadine, lift that hair and look at those horns.

Nadine · « **Reply #19 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:33:32 pm »

Hush Rodney, you know I'm an

Boo Radley · « **Reply #20 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:39:59 pm »

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Are you on the left?

Yes. I was already practicing looking sad as a full-time pursuit.

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Front left is Janet - Front right is Lynn?

Right!! I realize you had 50/50 chances but am amazed anyway. None of our neighbors could tell Janet and Lynn apart (and Janet and Lynn wore the same hairstyle, clothes, etc. for years [long after Bruce and I flatly refused to dress in anything remotely similar]).

Kevin, your birthday pic is like one of Diane Arbus's more pleasant photos -- your facial expression is wonderful!

Nadine, you do indeed look like an angel, and I'm sure you still look the same as an adult.

Boo

Longislander · « **Reply #21 on:** January 02, 2007, 09:48:01 pm »

here's the only young pic I've got on PC, but I could have posted my HS pic (still an angel at 18

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aupointillimite · « **Reply #22 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:10:39 pm »

LI, see... I'm getting diabetes from the sweetness that is that photo now.

And Nadine... good Lord... you looked like no one could mess with you even then!

Huzzah for all of us being so cute and innocent back then!

joro1962 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:22:23 pm »

I'm the one trying to be a boy back in 1971......

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Amosboy · « **Reply #24 on:** January 02, 2007, 11:34:51 pm »

That damn shorts suit was wool....olive green....it was so damn itchy....that's all I remember from that photo. Mom....that outfit is soooo gay....you're right, it was all your fault

Brooks

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Strayboy74 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 03, 2007, 12:06:18 am »

Quote from: Boo Radley on January 02, 2007, 07:27:39 pm

Boo- You're so "Children of the Damned"...

-joseph

Boo Radley · « **Reply #26 on:** January 03, 2007, 12:20:38 am »

Quote from: Strayboy74 on January 03, 2007, 12:06:18 am

Boo- You're so "Children of the Damned"...

-joseph

Yeah, my hair was very light back then, almost as much as a Midwich cuckoo. I wish I had eyes that glowed! That movie is one of my favorites. As a child I used to pretend I was a COTD and stare balefully at family, friends, teachers, and other innocent people. Never had any luck, though. No one died. I also used to play Au Claire de la Luna on our piano to irritate my mother and amuse my sisters. A very bad seed.

Boo

Longislander · « **Reply #27 on:** January 03, 2007, 02:59:33 am »

Boo, I cannot get past the flowered hat............

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #28 on:** January 03, 2007, 03:42:14 am »

DanielMark · « **Reply #29 on:** January 03, 2007, 05:58:18 am »

Aliens among us.

Ann · « **Reply #30 on:** January 03, 2007, 08:05:46 am »

Me, 1971

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twofires · « **Reply #31 on:** January 03, 2007, 08:34:29 am »

I haven't seen any of my own baby pics since maybe 25-30 years ago. My father, a stout lutheran protestant, kicked out my mom in th early 70's for turning into a mormon, kicked out my older sister during her first year of college, also for becoming a mormon, kicked me out a year later when he found rolling papers in my room (at 17yo), and almost kicked out the final family member, my younger sister, when she got pregnant in high school( at 16yo).

He burned a geneology spread sheet my Mom was developing (as mormons do) which covered a few hundred years of his own history as well as hers

he holds onto the past with the grip of death, it is all he has left, sad long lost memories of family and happiness.

fucking piece of shit bastard anyway, pretty much deserves the lonely hell he made for himself these days. frankly I do not even know if he is still alive

my own youth is lost to me, unless I reach back into my own memories

Andy Velez · « **Reply #32 on:** January 03, 2007, 09:22:40 am »

Ann, I can see the cigarette smoke wafting up there even though the ciggie is not in view.

You little angels all can post all the cutie pix you wanna.

We are not fooled.

We know who you are and we know what/who you did/do.

And we think you're just....precious. LOL And very funny.

Andy Velez · « **Reply #33 on:** January 03, 2007, 09:25:51 am »

That's a sad and grim story, Two.

The stuff we somehow manage to survive.....

Ann · « **Reply #34 on:** January 03, 2007, 09:38:57 am »

~puff puff~

Strayboy74 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 03, 2007, 09:57:54 am »

Quote from: Ann on January 03, 2007, 08:05:46 am

Me, 1971

what's that hateful, smarmy look about, Ann?

LOL

cute pic.

-joseph

ChrisNCoronado · « **Reply #36 on:** January 03, 2007, 11:35:44 am »

For those who dare question the authenticity of my blond roots; NO MORE!

Benj; thanks for letting me borrow the pants

-Chris

DancerBoy · « **Reply #37 on:** January 03, 2007, 11:46:25 am »

yay

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skeebo1969 · « **Reply #38 on:** January 03, 2007, 12:20:05 pm »

Danny,

I can already see the resemblance to Al Pacino beginning!

Thomass

fearless · « **Reply #39 on:** January 07, 2007, 06:37:25 pm »

Ok, I'm back at work today

so can access a pic of me when I too was a little angel.

I'm the blond, and the little girl is Maree, my younger sister who drowned in our backyard pool only a couple of weeks after the pic was taken

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Miss Philicia · « **Reply #40 on:** January 07, 2007, 07:27:02 pm »

thanks for cheering us up today

AlanBama · « **Reply #41 on:** January 07, 2007, 07:39:22 pm »

The picture of innocence.......

Young queen in training......

thunter34 · « **Reply #42 on:** January 07, 2007, 07:47:00 pm »

Uh

Dorable

GSOgymrat · « **Reply #43 on:** January 08, 2007, 05:54:01 pm »

As you can see my predilection for Halloween costumes began at an early age.

Strayboy74 · « **Reply #44 on:** January 08, 2007, 06:19:29 pm »

Me and my sister, Connie (I think I was 3 or 4).

-joseph

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aupointillimite · « **Reply #45 on:** January 08, 2007, 09:14:36 pm »

GSO, if you're a Buffy fan... there's something awesome about that costume. And that is so damn sweet, I think my pancreas is shutting down...

And good Lord, Strayboy... congratualtions, I gots diabetes now.

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