World's Ugliest Dog Dies (Ann Coulter Confirmed Alive and Well)

[Matty the Damned]

I am shattered.

A bug-eyed Chinese crested hairless pooch who was officially crowned the World's Ugliest Dog has died at age 17.

The lovable Miss Ellie, whose lopsided tongue always stuck out of the side of her mouth, died on Tuesday in her Tennessee home, the local Mountain Press daily newspaper said.

Rescued by owner Dawn Goehring when she was seven years old, Miss Ellie, who drew smiles with the shock of blonde hair above her eyes, had helped raise more than $US100,000 for the Humane Society of the Tennessee Valley.

Despite being blind in her final years, she won Animal Planet's World's Ugliest Dog award last year.

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Also a pictar of the gruesome brute:

MtD

[skeebo1969]

   Matty, sorry for your loss of kin.  Oh, wait a minute... Ann's still alive, oh I get it now the dog died.   I once heard that Ann likes to degrade her men while they do anal on her; I don't know how true it is though, he was a Howard Stern guest.

[mecch]

Met Ann Coulter at college parties in the early 80s. Irritating, shrill, pretentious, snobby and badly-fucked. She was pretty enough though.  Good to see she finally found some gross turd willing to bone her, but the personality only went downhill with age. She always finds ways to make a name for herself, thats for sure.  



to this:

[Matty the Damned]

   Matty, sorry for your loss of kin.  Oh, wait a minute... Ann's still alive, oh I get it now the dog died.   I once heard that Ann likes to degrade her men while they do anal on her; I don't know how true it is though, he was a Howard Stern guest.

Ms Coulter has a wild side. (Link NSFW)

I hear she's happy to party with white guys who have dreads, though.

MtD

[Miss Philicia]

I hear she's happy to party with white guys who have dreads, though.

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Like this?

[Matty the Damned]

Like this?

Precisely.

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[skeebo1969]

Like this?

that's what you call a fashion dread, I am more of a neglect type fellow.

Ms Coulter has a wild side. (Link NSFW)

I hear she's happy to party with white guys who have dreads, though.

MtD

It might be a great match indeed, as long as she keeps her mouth shut.