Pope: Condoms not the answer to AIDS

[water duck]

No !! rodney dear, the jerk is not stoned !!and the hair is not stressing his brain cells, he just forgot the gel !!

You know dear, when we had our legs up in the air and enjoying what was going in and out ; inbetween, these kids were still swimming from one ball to .............the next !!

Hope you keeping well and not stressed out with these BS.

Wd

[RapidRod]

No !! rodney dear, the jerk is not stoned !!and the hair is not stressing his brain cells, he just forgot the gel !!

You know dear, when we had our legs up in the air and enjoying what was going in and out ; inbetween, these kids were still swimming from one ball to .............the next !!

Hope you keeping well and not stressed out with these BS.

Wd

ROFL

[fearless]

that guy is a wacko.

His little demonstration is simply not science. it's just rubbish.

And, how offensive to say that women are not meant to derive pleasure from sex. "the woman is created for the man's pleasure" - what a load of mysoginist crap.

Stupid wanker. If there is a god, this guy has two chances of getting past peter at the pearly gates. straight to hell to burn forever for him.

[Miss Philicia]

IT IS SATIRE, FOLKS!

[RapidRod]

that guy is a wacko.

His little demonstration is simply not science. it's just rubbish.

And, how offensive to say that women are not meant to derive pleasure from sex. "the woman is created for the man's pleasure" - what a load of mysoginist crap.

Stupid wanker. If there is a god, this guy has two chances of getting past peter at the pearly gates. straight to hell to burn forever for him.

Steve, I think he's played to much with Peter looking at Paul. 

[dtwpuck]

IT IS SATIRE, FOLKS!

Awww cmon... it's funnier if people think it's meant seriously.

[fearless]

Ok. I had to google the guy.

You are right, it is meant to be taken satirically. He is gay, +ve and an activist.

IMO, it's not very good satire. It's too real to be satirical.

Edited to correct my post: Andrew Sullivan, who runs the The Daily Dish is gay, +ve and an activist.

The video, however, I believe is for real. It would appear that Andrew put it on his site to show the sort of rubbish that is out there. The guy in the video is not Andrew Sullivan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Sullivan

[Miss Philicia]

Couldn't you tell by the lisp that he's a cock sucker?  Some of you are just dripping in fail.

[Miss Philicia]

I can't believe you don't "get" this, Stevie.  Color me disappointed.

[Mouse]

I'm positive it's satire. I mean, "The vagina is full of AIDS"? Seriously. Come on.

Even the name of his YT account makes it pretty obvious.


(And, you know - he's Dutch. Srsly.)

[Peter Staley]

Made me hot -- his mouth is sooo fuckable.

[Miss Philicia]

Made me hot -- his mouth is sooo fuckable.

Indeed.

[David_CA]

I didn't find him the least bit attractive at first, but he is pretty hot!  For those who still don't believe that these videos are a joke, watch this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1X-H__Z69I.  It'll make it really obvious!

[Miss Philicia]

Well, for one thing that glory hole behind Jesusophile on the wall is a give away.

[David_CA]

Well, for one thing that glory hole behind Jesusophile on the wall is a give away.

Yeah, I figured you would spot that!

[Ann]

Wow, Jesus is gonna have him a smite-fest ... if he manages to stay awake long enough to get to this part of the thread.

[dtwpuck]

When Jesus sleeps . . .  that's when condoms fail, right?

[mjmel]

Wow, Jesus is gonna have him a smite-fest ... if he manages to stay awake long enough to get to this part of the thread.

 

Must add: yes, Peter, he's just got that kind of mouth.

Mike

[fearless]

I can't believe you don't "get" this, Stevie.  Color me disappointed.

i've watched a number of his videos and I just don't see the satire. colour me disappointed too

[GSOgymrat]

i've watched a number of his videos and I just don't see the satire. colour me disappointed too

I agree. I think a lot of people would watch his video about HIV being small enough to pass through a condom and believe it. Saying people should wait for marriage before having sex to avoid STDs is generally accepted. Of course we have entire cultures who don't believe sex should be pleasurable for women. So where is the satire?

It would be interesting to ask random people off the street "Is it possible to contract HIV while using a condom?" and see how many people say yes.

[Ann]

i've watched a number of his videos and I just don't see the satire. colour me disappointed too

Same here. While I can accept that it's meant  to be satire, well, isn't satire supposed to be funny? This guy isn't funny at all... and after living immersed for nearly 20 years in British culture and the satirical humour that goes along with it, I do understand satire.

This guy wants a reality check.

When Jesus sleeps . . .  that's when condoms fail, right?

That's right, and considering that Jesus is in heaven, and considering people tell children that their dearly departed have "gone to heaven to sleep with the angels" (), that must mean Jesus is asleep too. So I guess condoms must therefore fail all the time, eh?

Ann
(who hopes "The Church" doesn't pick up on my last comment and start using it!)

[dtwpuck]

I like the idea of an awake Jesus vigilantly watching us have intercourse and tenderly caressing the condom with his loving grace to make sure it doesn't fail at the moment of divine orgasm.

[Ann]

I like the idea of an awake Jesus vigilantly watching us have intercourse and tenderly caressing the condom with his loving grace to make sure it doesn't fail at the moment of divine orgasm.

Bit of an exhibitionist, are we?

[komnaes]

Bit of an exhibitionist, are we?

Yike!

He has x-ray vision too I presume.. I seriously think it's NOT sexy to watch people having sex through x-ray...

[Ann]

Yike!

He has x-ray vision too I presume.. I seriously think it's NOT sexy to watch people having sex through x-ray...

Hmmm.... wonder if he bought some X-ray specs from an ad in the back of a comic book?

[Ann]

Oh, and by the way, did I tell you guys I found Jesus?









He was hiding behind the couch the whole time - the cheeky beggar!

[dtwpuck]

Are you saying the jesus is a voyeur?  Or just a couch bunny?  Or a couch bunny voyeur?

[Ann]

Are you saying the jesus is a voyeur?  Or just a couch bunny?  Or a couch bunny voyeur?

Oh he's a a couch bunny voyeur, definitely. Always check behind your couch before you get up to some fun with someone in the same room as the couch. And if you see movement around the sides of the couch out of the corner of your eye during a romantic interlude, it's best to get up and check again. Unless of course you like that sort of thing. I did notice you skirted the issue of whether or not YOU are an exhibitionist! 

[water duck]

Are we moving away from the Pope and condoms to Jesus ??

BEWARE he just might get unhappy and not bestow his benediction upon YOU 

[komnaes]

Oh, and by the way, did I tell you guys I found Jesus?

He was hiding behind the couch the whole time - the cheeky beggar!

Isn't Isle of Man the last place in Britain to convert to Christianity? Then he has a reason to hide then..

Or is it Isle of Wight?

PS - my brain has too much useless information..

[Miss Philicia]

Some of you folks are way to grumpy.  LIVE LIVE LIVE!

[Ann]

Isn't Isle of Man the last place in Britain to convert to Christianity? Then he has a reason to hide then..

Or is it Isle of Wight?

The Isle of Wight was the last place in Britain to convert to Christianity in 686AD.

PS - my brain has too much useless information..

Me too! 

[Ann]

Some of you folks are way to grumpy.  LIVE LIVE LIVE!

Grumpy? I hope you're not calling me  grumpy just because I like satire to actually be funny. Hmph.

So what if the guy is cute, funny, he ain't. He's rather pathetic actually, considering that he thinks  his drivel is funny.

[fearless]

Oh, and by the way, did I tell you guys I found Jesus?

hmph!!! I was touched by Jesus once

[anniebc]

Hi Steve

hmph!!! I was touched by Jesus once

Umm..I think the Jesus they are talking about is the one who sits beside the big fella.... not little Jesus Mendez from Bondi Beach.. ...but I could be wrong.

Hugs
Jan

[RapidRod]

hmph!!! I was touched by Jesus once

Steve you sure you don't mean Je-sus? That little prick gets around.  He took me for a ticket to Mexico.

[dtwpuck]

I did notice you skirted the issue of whether or not YOU are an exhibitionist! 

Nothing gets by you.   Although tattoos notwithstanding, I'm actually not very much inclined to be . . . awwww who am I kidding..

[Ann]

Nothing gets by you. 

Nope, how do you think I found Jesus?

hmph!!! I was touched by Jesus once

Steve, I didn't let him anywhere near me, you never know where he's been. I shooed him out with a broom.

Although tattoos notwithstanding, I'm actually not very much inclined to be . . . awwww who am I kidding..

I figured as much.

[Dachshund]

Let's clear all this nonsense up right now. Jesus clearly supports using condoms, no matter what the pope says. I got the proof, Jesus got game.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/09/condoms-jesus-vs-pope-vid_n_185163.html

[Ann]

Let's clear all this nonsense up right now. Jesus clearly supports using condoms, no matter what the pope says. I got the proof, Jesus got game.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/09/condoms-jesus-vs-pope-vid_n_185163.html

Too cool. Now I've got video footage to back up my first post in this thread:

WWJD?

Probably be at the forefront of free condom distribution.

And to clear things up for the mystified, WWJD=What Would Jesus Do.

[Miss Philicia]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEJsKmbV6BU

"God likes the white people more"

[mjmel]

Yahoo headliner:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090418/ap_on_re_eu/eu_vatican_condoms