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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: swede_dish on July 10, 2007, 11:25:59 am
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Life is basically just one straight line as of yesterday. This is a very very good thing. Stability and a secured schedual is what I need at this point and presto-chango! I got it!
Whilist sitting in a country bar with my ex brother in law's cousin (no lie.) I started writing a list of what I like to call "The Ten Jennandments".
Please feel free to add any more :)
1.) Thou shalt not pass in front of my car without seeing my finger. - - - Waving high and proud, baby.
2.) Thou shalt only bring 10 items or less in the express lane. - - - Jerks.
3.) Thou shal turn off thy cell phone in resturants. - - - Or at least put it on vibrate. I don't want to listen
to your boyfriend's "All Night Long" Lionel Richie personalized ringtone. Gag.
4.) If thou smelt it, thou delt it. - - - You heard me.
5.) Thou shall not touch a sista's stereo. - - - I have it on the golden oldies for a reason. I know all the lyrics
and I can sing along which will up the likelihood of your embarrassment.
6.) Thou shall check thyself before thy break thyself. - - - (I know, I know..Monique's Charm School rip
off...but it rings true.)
7.) Thou shall keep thy shopping cart twenty feet from my car at all times. - - - Or thou risks getting thy
ass beat.
8.) Thou shall refrain from using pet names in all situations. - - - No, my name ain't baby.
9.) Thou shall not "channel flip" during The Montel Williams Show". - - - Nobody comes between me and
my Montel.
10.) Thou shall not request that I "holla" at thou. - - - I will call you...I will write you a letter...but a lady
never yells.
I hope everyone has a good day!
Ciao bellas.