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Offline SASA39

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JOKE
« on: February 16, 2007, 04:54:18 pm »
AUTHOR : SADPUPPYWANNAD..

A grandmother is celebrating her 90 birthday with whole her family , sons , grandsons , grand-grandsons ,etc. She is blowwing a candle and making a wish : " For 91 birthday I would like to get HIV....."
..........( silence in family )................... "...........HIV......? ! ? !? "
"Yes ......." replies grandma , "....i have heard that with HIV you could live a 20 years MORE................................."
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12. Oct`06.  CD4=58 %  VL not issued
25.Dec.`06.         203     VL= 0
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25.Dec`06.- 19.Oct`16 :
various ups & downs- mostly ups - from 58-916 and back in #CD and few blips in VL.
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19.Oct`16     CD4=644      VL=0

Offline bear60

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Re: JOKE
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2007, 05:18:06 pm »
You are too funny! Its good to be able to joke about things that are stressful.  Stress reducer!
We have an "OFF Topic" forum where there are lots of funny posts and jokes.....its a bit more lighthearted than the "Living With" forum.  Try it you'll like it.
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Offline Alain

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Re: JOKE
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2007, 05:23:47 pm »
LOL ;D
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Offline egello

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Re: JOKE
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2007, 06:01:55 pm »
 ;D too
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1/29/07 14 T, 300 k V, 1.8 %
2/22/07 197 T, 247 V, 6.8 %
3/27/07 164 T, <50 V, 5.4 %
5/28/07 177 T, <50 V, 8.2 %
7/28/07 214 T, <50 V, 9.6 %
10/3/07 380 T, <50 V, 10 %

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Re: JOKE
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2007, 10:01:44 pm »
LOL@Aleksandr!

Hope you're feeling better.
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Her finely-touched spirit had still its fine issues, though they were not widely visible. Her full nature, like that river of which Cyrus broke the strength, spent itself in channels which had no great name on the earth. But the effect of her being on those around her was incalculably diffusive: for the growing good of the world is partly dependent on unhistoric acts; and that things are not so ill with you and me as they might have been, is half owing to the number who lived faithfully a hidden life, and rest in unvisited tombs.

George Eliot, Middlemarch, final paragraph
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