Scotch, not very neat

[mecch]

Fat: 1 gram = 9 calories
Protein: 1 gram = 4 calories
Carbohydrates: 1 gram = 4 calories
Alcohol: 1 gram = 7 calories

[wolfter]

Alcohol is why all of you folks are overweight.

Please, 4 glasses of white wine has under 500 calories.  Just skip eating on drink nights and you can lose weight.

[Miss Philicia]

Please, 4 glasses of white wine has under 500 calories.  Just skip eating on drink nights and you can lose weight.

... and that's why your bones are brittle

You need to eat more sweetpea and switch from booze to pills. Saves money too!

[wolfter]

... and that's why your bones are brittle

You need to eat more sweetpea and switch from booze to pills. Saves money too!

I don't know what sweetpea is.  I thought pills were more expensive than booze?  One of my buddies asked me immediately after my accident what I was prescribed.  He hounded the shit out of me after I mentioned I was given oxy's.  He offered me $5.00 a piece for them.  I did have an internal debate with my moral compass.  But I decided against it, especially since I might need them in the future.

[Jeff G]

I think sweetpea is a term of endearment ... Miss P was being affectionate towards you .

Its a rare phenomenon of affection by Miss P ... kind of like crocodile tears on a leap year while having a full moon on a Friday the 13th during a full eclipse . 

[wolfter]

I think sweetpea is a term of endearment ... Miss P was being affectionate towards you .

Its a rare phenomenon of affection by Miss P ... kind of like crocodile tears on a leap year while having a full moon on a Friday the 13th during a full eclipse .

I read it wrong.  I googled sweetpea thinking it was food...lol   I have duly noted the time and date of this event.  I've highlighted  it in my huge data base.

[Jeff G]

I read it wrong.  I googled sweetpea thinking it was food...lol   I have duly noted the time and date of this event.  I've highlighted  it in my huge data base.

Just to be on the safe side I would move along quickly and not look her in the eye .

[anniebc]

Just to be on the safe side I would move along quickly and not look her in the eye .

LOL.

After reading the "Sweetpea" comment from Miss P I was about to give Wolfie pretty much the same advise, and tell him for God sake don't let yur guard down, she has a way of luring you into a false sense of security.

Aroha
Jan

[Miss Philicia]

I like doling out a hollow compliment before thrusting in the dagger and turning it around several times.

[anniebc]

I like doling out a hollow compliment before thrusting in the dagger and turning it around several times.

We know this, hence the warning to Wolfie, he is yet to get to know the real you, he may think he does, but he doesn't.

Aroha
Jan

[Jeff G]

The phrase what beautiful eyes you have grandma just popped into my mind .   

[thunter34]

I don't know what sweetpea is.  I thought pills were more expensive than booze?  One of my buddies asked me immediately after my accident what I was prescribed.  He hounded the shit out of me after I mentioned I was given oxy's.  He offered me $5.00 a piece for them.  I did have an internal debate with my moral compass.  But I decided against it, especially since I might need them in the future.

You could get more than $5 for some good Oxy pills.

[Miss Philicia]

I don't endorse the resale of prescription medications on the black market.

[Jeff G]

I don't endorse the resale of prescription medications on the black market.

I hoard any leftover pain meds I may have , I sometime swap them out for a fresher hoard so they don't get to out of date , sometime I just take them out to admire my stash and shake my fist in the air and say as god is my witness I will never be in pain again .

Its kind of a Scarlet Ohara thing with drugs instead of a dirty carrot or whatever it was she was clawing at in all that dirt .

[Dachshund]

Just to be on the safe side I would move along quickly and not look her in the eye .

Dinosaurs can't see you if you don't move.

[Dachshund]

I pinched a nerve in my back a couple of weeks ago and the first thing everyone asked was if they gave me pain pills. A couple of people came up with their own pains and wanted to know if I could spare some pills. Not. The loritabs were delish.

[Jeff G]

Dinosaurs can't see you if you don't move.

If you remember ... Miss P bought a pair of vintage extra large Charles Nelson Reilly eye wear a while back . It may help him locate prey .

[wolfter]

I've only drank scotch once in my life.  Hated it and tried several more to make sure I still hated it.  Oh yeah, it's the same night I started smoking.

Luckily, I never picked up the pill habit like so many of my contempories have.  I've known TOO many people who have died from ODing on Oxys. 

[Miss Philicia]

They really dole the pain pills out like candy in the South. Doctors are much more conservative up here.

However, this does explain all of those scooters you folks use. Nobody wants you driving cars. Pass me some of those wings.

Luckily, I never picked up the pill habit like so many of my contempories have.  I've known TOO many people who have died from ODing on Oxys. 

When I refer to pill popping I don't do oxys or anything in the opiate class. Far too addictive. Mine are just some common sedatives. Think of it like wine in a pill.

[Dachshund]

Honey, you're one operation away on that cloven hoof of yours, before they fit you for a Hoveround.

[Jeff G]

I'm making the announcement right here today . I have not had a cigarette in 5 days .

I did it cold turkey , no gum or nicotine replacement of any kind .

[wolfter]

I'm making the announcement right here today . I have not had a cigarette in 5 days .

I did it cold turkey , no gum or nicotine replacement of any kind .

Congrats!!  I've done the Chantix thing with no luck.  I recently bought the gum and it actually helps as it's so nasty tasting that you don't feel like smoking.

[Miss Philicia]

I'm making the announcement right here today . I have not had a cigarette in 5 days .

I did it cold turkey , no gum or nicotine replacement of any kind .

I'd be more impressed if you gave up fried food.

[Jeff G]

I'd be more impressed if you gave up fried food.

You just hating on me because Im going to New Orleans and Memphis with some VERY good friends while you are planning a cold plate full of snails . If you are a good gurl I will pick you up some clip on sideburns at Graceland while we are there ... Thankyouverymuch . 

[Dachshund]

Here you go ladies.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelysanders/how-to-make-a-boozy-diy-shamrock-shake

[Miss Philicia]

Just back from the store -- Vodka and Guanabana cocktails tonight!

The flavour has been described as a combination of strawberry and pineapple, with sour citrus flavour notes contrasting with an underlying creamy flavour reminiscent of coconut or banana.

[anniebc]

I hoard any leftover pain meds I may have , I sometime swap them out for a fresher hoard so they don't get to out of date , sometime I just take them out to admire my stash and shake my fist in the air and say as god is my witness I will never be in pain again .

Its kind of a Scarlet Ohara thing with drugs instead of a dirty carrot or whatever it was she was clawing at in all that dirt .

I'm pretty sure it was a turnip, but carrot is good.

Aroha
Jan

[anniebc]

I'm making the announcement right here today . I have not had a cigarette in 5 days .

I did it cold turkey , no gum or nicotine replacement of any kind .

Well done! I'm really proud of you...don't listen to that nasty Miss P, fried food is way better than nicotine...if you had to choose that is..

Aroha
Jan

[anniebc]

Just back from the store -- Vodka and Guanabana cocktails tonight!

The flavour has been described as a combination of strawberry and pineapple, with sour citrus flavour notes contrasting with an underlying creamy flavour reminiscent of coconut or banana.

So basically it's Vodka in a can with fruit that is high in carbohydrates, and fructose...both of which are not that good for you...just saying.

Aroha
Jan

[Jeff G]

You see how it works Jan ... if we use something from a can its tacky , when he does it its Avant garde .

I do use Goya Ham Base for beans . 

[Miss Philicia]

So basically it's Vodka in a can with fruit that is high in carbohydrates, and fructose...both of which are not that good for you...just saying.

Aroha
Jan

Look you silly old cow, the vodka isn't in the can. I mix the vodka into the juice. It's just juice. 9.6 oz has 180 calories and zero fat, and a lot of vitamin C. You have something against drinking juice? If you prefer I can also make you either a vodka drink with passion fruit or pear nectar.

I do use Goya Ham Base for beans . 

Wow, seriously? Powdered fake ham? Buy some actual pancetta next time and live a little. Or isn't that stocked at the Piggly Wiggly?

[anniebc]

Look you silly old cow, the vodka isn't in the can. I mix the vodka into the juice. It's just juice. 9.6 oz has 180 calories and zero fat, and a lot of vitamin C. You have something against drinking juice? If you prefer I can also make you either a vodka drink with passion fruit or pear nectar.

Gimme a break, here in God's country we have our fruit juice in bottles.

Vodka and pear nectre sound good send me over a few glasses.

Aroha
Jan

[WillyWump]

I'm making the announcement right here today . I have not had a cigarette in 5 days .

I did it cold turkey , no gum or nicotine replacement of any kind .

Wow Jeff congrat!! Hold out for another couple days and it will get much easier to do.

I used chantix, gum, patches, and none of that helped.

I did Cold Turkey and after about a week or so it got much better craving wise. Get you some sunflower seeds, hard candy, cocks...anything to keep your mouth busy.

-W

Ps- each day put $7 in a jar (the money you would have spent on cigs) Youll be rich soon. Plus it helps to see the cash build up

[Jeff G]

Wow Jeff congrat!! Hold out for another couple days and it will get much easier to do.

I used chantix, gum, patches, and none of that helped.

I did Cold Turkey and after about a week or so it got much better craving wise. Get you some sunflower seeds, hard candy, cocks...anything to keep your mouth busy.

-W

Ps- each day put $7 in a jar (the money you would have spent on cigs) Youll be rich soon. Plus it helps to see the cash build up

Thanks Will ... I'm not missing cigs at all right now but the real test is going to be not falling off the wagon if I have a few drinks around people smoking .

[wolfter]

Thanks Will ... I'm not missing cigs at all right now but the real test is going to be not falling off the wagon if I have a few drinks around people smoking .

That was also my weakest moments.  I've quit numerous times, with the longest being over 3 years.  SHOCK, but I didn't drink knowing my weakness.  All it took was one night of being in a pub with other smokers and I was back at it. 

[klassykitty]

ps: Jillian Michaels says to limit yourself to only two alcoholic low-calorie options per week... fatties. I saw this last night on  Chelsea Lately   (Miss P said this.)

So If  I don't drink any alcohol from now until aug. I can make up for it in Chicago? 

Jan--Yukon is usually YUCKY anyhows,  especially as a snake bite.

Michelle

Why can I not get the stupid quote thing to work?  From now on it is copy and paste.