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Title: for philly with love
Post by: next2u on April 17, 2010, 12:58:00 am: i don't think i can post the link. when i saw this i thought of you...

mormon boys . com

lol.

change the s.
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: Matty the Damned on April 17, 2010, 01:02:18 am: Matty has no such posting disability. (http://mormonboy.com/) Perhaps you just need to adjust your magic underpants?

MtD
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: Rev. Moon on April 17, 2010, 01:06:40 am: No Matty, that was booooring... I bet that what D wanted to link was this website (http://www.mormonboyz.com/) full of little mormon boyz spreading their legz like "V for Vendetta"
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: next2u on April 17, 2010, 01:08:46 am: lol...the site i was thinking of has a lot less clothes and magic underpants...as in boyz...lol.
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: next2u on April 17, 2010, 01:11:51 am: yeah, thats the one. lol.

i see the reverend has found some apt pupils...

i was on another website i love so much and saw a clip for the mormon boys. i was like no fucking way. then i thought about philly. had to let him know, lol. it's all about the magic underpants. and those doe like brown eyes....
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: Matty the Damned on April 17, 2010, 01:23:35 am: Quote from: Rev. Moon on April 17, 2010, 01:06:40 am
No Matty, that was booooring... I bet that what D wanted to link was this website (http://www.mormonboyz.com/) full of little mormon boyz spreading their legz like "V for Vendetta"

Well that's just disgusting.

MtD
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: next2u on April 17, 2010, 01:41:47 am: im happy you've given it your seal of approval. im sure philly will be pleased as well.
you know, you've got these upright hard working proselytizing young men doing their best to make the world a better place and there you go throwing shit all over them. damn, i hope thats not a sister site, lol.
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: Miss Philicia on April 17, 2010, 02:09:31 am: Quote from: Rev. Moon on April 17, 2010, 01:06:40 am
No Matty, that was booooring... I bet that what D wanted to link was this website (http://www.mormonboyz.com/) full of little mormon boyz spreading their legz like "V for Vendetta"

That's impressive.
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: Miss Philicia on April 17, 2010, 02:13:15 am: Is it just me or is Elder Revolorio (http://www.mormonboyz.com/elders/elder-revolorio/elder-revolorio-missionary-district-leader/) actually from Costa Rica?

And Elder Jackson has foreskin -- is that even allowed in Salt Lake City?

(http://dekerivers.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/mormon_underwear.jpg)
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: jkinatl2 on April 17, 2010, 02:17:40 am: ::;shudder::: what IS IT with cults that produce such absurdly hot, irredeemably insane people?!? Screw me ragged, a talking iguana and disappearing golden plates, filtered through a known con artist, becomes a religion. I SO missed my calling.
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: Miss Philicia on April 17, 2010, 02:19:43 am: Oh, I found a special girl for Matty

(http://gaytheist.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/dsc-0190.jpg)
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: next2u on April 17, 2010, 02:23:23 am: awww, mtd will love this.

yeah, most the mormons i know are pretty hot. i just wished they'd stop trying to make me reproduce with their women.

on a sidenote, they have since stopped sending the latinboys to my home.

best,
d
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: Miss Philicia on April 17, 2010, 02:28:27 am: The only Mormon I have ever known was actually a black guy I worked with back in the early 80's. Mind you, this was when the Mormon church was still institutionally racist. He also was a Prince fanatic, which I found a rather odd combination considering his early oeuvre. Erotic City, baby!
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: Matty the Damned on April 17, 2010, 02:30:53 am: Quote from: Miss Philicia on April 17, 2010, 02:19:43 am
Oh, I found a special girl for Matty

(http://gaytheist.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/dsc-0190.jpg)

Squeee! He's too divine! He will forever orbit the Kolob that is mah heart. :-*

MtD
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: next2u on April 17, 2010, 02:37:50 am: i had them coming over to my apt for like 4 weeks. im a sweetheart and they really wanted to convert me. on their walks through my neighborhood they would stop by to say hello and i'd chat with them. i have nothing against mormons and wish them the best.

over this 4 week period i met about 6 of them and they were really working hard on me. asking me if i'd ever lay with a woman and what not. and then one accidentally entered my kitchen. the latin men calender. the nude hot black men on my fridge (next to the i love my penis magnet).

after that it was over. i still dream about tj from high school.

best,
d
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: skeebo1969 on April 17, 2010, 07:57:06 am: Quote from: Miss Philicia on April 17, 2010, 02:19:43 am
Oh, I found a special girl for Matty

(http://gaytheist.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/dsc-0190.jpg)

Trey is going to be mad at you guys for this...
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: StacheBC on April 17, 2010, 11:02:12 am: Quote from: next2u on April 17, 2010, 02:37:50 am
...one accidentally entered my kitchen. the latin men calender. the nude hot black men on my fridge (next to the i love my penis magnet).

I've been to some back rooms that were not as exciting as your kitchen... love it. ;D
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: next2u on April 17, 2010, 02:48:40 pm: skeebo, who is trey?
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: WillyWump on April 17, 2010, 02:51:27 pm: Mormons are so Super Hot.
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: next2u on April 17, 2010, 02:58:07 pm: being hot definitely helps them flip more candidates.
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: WillyWump on April 17, 2010, 03:03:01 pm: Quote from: next2u on April 17, 2010, 02:58:07 pm
being hot definitely helps them flip more candidates.
Good point.

When I see them on my block going door to door I anxiously await their arrival and great them with nothing but a big smile and a towel, pretending to be caught off guard.

Or is that the Jehovah's Witnesses that go door to door?
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: next2u on April 17, 2010, 03:54:15 pm: oh my lord, you're right. i think they both do it. hmm, a towel and a stubby alway garners my interest.
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: Rev. Moon on April 17, 2010, 06:47:08 pm: Quote from: next2u on April 17, 2010, 02:48:40 pm
skeebo, who is trey?

D,

Trey = Hellraiser.
Title: Re: for philly with love
Post by: Hellraiser on April 17, 2010, 08:41:14 pm: I was between costume changes during "Angels in America"!