Montreal Surprises - The Star Chamber

[greatcyber]

How close to the answer some of you are...

meow.

[Moffie65]

FYI, all........  Membership in the "Star Chamber" is an earned position, and cannot be aquired willy-nilly. 

Just letting them know "Your Lordship"..

I see no reason for them to have anymore clues, they cannot handle the "truth".  The attached photo is an original water color of me standing in front of the "Real Moffie", dressed for a formal evening in ..........................."The Star Chamber".

In DELICIOUS ANTICIPATION..................................

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[Ann]

One oils leather if one wants one's leather to stay supple.

I think two need to oil their leather as well.

And three is a crowd, so forget that!

I wouldn't be surprised if Tim showed up in some well-oiled leather, but I don't think Andy's dodgy knees would allow him to wear stillettos. And as the only REAL fisher *ahem* man around here, I reserve the right to be the only person allowed to wear fishnet stockings (not tights, stockings!) and I shall buy a new whip to enforce that rule if I have to!

You  have been warned!

[Ann]

Is it leather paddles like the ones I saw in that fascinating shop in Amsterdam?

Or a few cases of leather dildos so everyone can go **** themselves? 

Ann
(Who is mentally going through that shop's inventory...)
(and who thinks the "Star Chamber" is a portable dungeon)

[zephyr]

TO GO WHERE NO MAN (OR WOMAN) HAS GONE BEFORE!

Yes, followers of the Great STAR CHAMBER mystery, IT IS A NEW FRONTIER!!!

Imaginations are running wild with this one, I see....stilettos? dildoes? leather? fish net stockings? roller blades? FRENCH FRIES!!?

LOL

Michael (Douglas) and Hal (Holbrook), move over, new members have arrived!

Zephie

[The Canuck]

The domination and power of the Star Chamber will prevail over the marked individuals.

The Canuck

Fellowship of the Star Chamber

[Joe K]

Click...  Click...  Click...  Click...  Click.

[anniebc]

I'm sorry Joe...but I can't keep this to myself anymore..and I need to put these poor buggers out of their misery.

Some of you will remember the bare chested barman from our "Meet and Greet" last year..I know Hermie does...and I know Trish certainly does.. .

Well..Joe has arranged to have him flown to Montreal and "Oiled" up for me and waiting by the pool so I can use him as a pool slide when we have our pool party..but I warn you anyone else wanting to use that well oiled body as a slide will have to come up with an offer I can't refuse.

You are probably wondering where the pleasure and pain come into it.

The pleasure would be....well you can work that one out for yourselves
The pain would be having to leave him behind in Montreal..

Sorry Joe ..I had to do it.

Hugs to you all...can't wait to see you in Montreal.

Jan

[Ann]

Handcuffs.

You're going to handcuff all the people who "warrent a little extra 'attention'" to people who will give them attention... either that or your going to threaten them with handcuffing them to their hotel beds until they promise to behave...

Cat-o-nines sounds more fun

[Ann]

Oh poo Jan, you posted while I was still typing!

[RAB]

Jan:

Some of you will remember the bare chested barman from our "Meet and Greet" last year

Remember?  Are you out of your friggin mind?  His name was Tony (or something like that), he was drop dead gorgeous, beautiful complexion, a smile that could charm the pants off of anyone (and you of all people should know  what his powers were), and then there was THAT beautifully, exquisitely, perfectly, proportioned body.  Oh gawd do I remember! 

RAB

(Who says to hell with this star chamber crap, if Jan's sliding down Tony well that's where my attention will be.  PASS THE MARGARITAS BABY!   )

p.s.  I'm getting a little frustrated with this SMF server.   

[DingoBoi]

wait?  People are going down on tony?

[zephyr]

 

Now that's a pool party FAVOR that I have got to WITNESS!! A well oiled human pool slide, apparently good looking at that!

WOW.

Jan......you are one terrific story teller, gal.

Dingo, you are such a nasty boy

Zephie
(who is starting to feel some certain latent tingly's happening!)

[kcmetroman]

Joe, you have unleashed perrvvvvv......I am such a virgin......

[kcmetroman]

And Jan?  IS that you?  OMG?

[HIVworker]

Joe, don't forget to pack that oil in your checked-in bags

R

[Trish]

OOOOOOO LAAAAA LAAAA!!! 

I know exactly who you're talking about Jan, I remember him well.  What definition?  My Lord...  He was beyond GORGEOUS!!!

And Rocky, just goes to show how much you know... his name was Tom, thank you very much, not Tony.  Silly boy!  Had you been paying attention to him, rather than just drooling and standing there like a love sick school girl you probably could have gotten some action.  Oh well, your loss... Jan & mine's gain.

[heartforyou]

Now, to clarify...

You all know the reason of Jan's wet dream... and Trish as well I believe???

Or was is Mark Maximus??? Remember that sweet hunk??

I would love to slide down his oily tube.......

Yes, this is Hermie

 

[Ann]

Hell, even I remember Tony and I didn't even go to Toronto!

One question though, if Jan is going to slide down Tony's well oiled body, won't she get stuck half-way down?

Just askin'!

Ann

[david25luvit]

Personally I can think of a lot worse things than being handcuffed and sufficiently OILED by
Jonathan...
but you didn't hear that from me.

Is that KY Warming Gel?  Ou La La!!!

[Joe K]

Three have been marked.

[Trish]

Dearest Star Chamber Enforcer (Joe),

I didn't think you would see my little trickery in the other thread trying to persuade a certain someone into giving me the goods.  I must warn you though, I have my feelers out all over these boards, but now I see I must be careful in my subversional tactics.  And retribution, well, I'm kind of liking that idea -- wonder what you have in mind?  The suspense of it all is what I crave.

Trish

[Joe K]

The Ster Chamber fears no one, nor will you ever find out, until it is too late.

[zephyr]

"...WON'T SHE GET STUCK HALF-WAY DOWN?"

Ann....

EEP!!!

 

O, Great SCE, Joe....we await further clues...and Trish.....run fast, girl, run real fast!!

Love,

Zephie

[RAB]

Hmm   

Ann said:

Handcuffs.

You're going to handcuff all the people who "warrent a little extra 'attention'" to people who will give them attention...

Joe said:

Three have been marked.

Aztecan has pronounced himself the "lordship".  Aztecan is also the resident birthday spanker.  A semi-domination kind of role.

The "star chamber"  appears to have an ever increasing # of members, who have been allowed in, but others haven't been allowed.


Somebody is up to no good, that much I do know. 

RAB   

[Joe K]

Somebody is up to no good, that much I do know.

As Excalibur was bestowed upon Arthur, by the Lady of the Lake, so has the power of the Star Chamber come into being. 

Inclusion is bestowed upon the members.

Those who would seek to actively join the Chamber, are rarely deemed worthy.

[kypozguy]

Ok... im totally lost,  but thats pretty typical for me, at least my friend would say so...   I guess the clues aren't doing a thing for me. 

Countdown.... only 6 days left..

Marc

[kcmetroman]

Joe, I will pay top dollar in Montreal for some of the shit you are smoking!

 

[The Canuck]

The Star Chamber shall rule the AMG 06 Gathering...fear the anger of the Star Chamber...be repentant before it's too late !!!!

The Canuck

Fellowship of the Star Chamber

[anniebc]

Hi Claude

The "Star Chambers" have spoken, I fear it is already too late.

Let the Initations begin...and may God have mercy on their souls..(whoever the hell they are . )

hugs
Jan

[zephyr]

Methinks that the Initiates are shaking in their....

THONGS?

DANCING SHOES?

LEATHER THINGYS?

 

Zephie

[livingpositively]

I am so fucking blond I can't stand it.  My hair is not even a little messed up, this is so far over my head.  AHHHHH!!!!!  hehe

Although, I don't seem to be getting the "real" clues, I am thoroughly enjoying perusing the "suggestions".

Leather...whips...oil...sliding down a hot body AND getting stuck half way down.  GOOD LORD, it's getting hot in here.

Pardon me I need to go smoke a cigarette now.   

[aztecan]

For the edification of the unruly masses who dare question the Star Chamber, the duly appointed court shall not be usurped, proscribed nor deterred from its duty.

Three have been marked. Beware curiosity as any who question its judgement could find themselves so.

Unguent justice shall prevail!

His Lordship

[Trish]

DANCING SHOES?

Could it be?  Will the members of the star chamber be donning their tutus & ballet slippers, putting on a show for us?  Interesting???  or will it be a tap dance?

[The Canuck]

Will the members of the star chamber be donning their tutus & ballet slippers

Believe me Honey...the last thing you want is seeing me in tutus & ballet slippers. 

The Canuck

[DancerBoy]

Shane, I don't get it at all either....

DANCING SHOES?

But this scares the eff outta me...

[david25luvit]

Let us hope that the STAR CHAMBER members don't suffer the same fate as the originals...
Some people just don't look good in orange prison garb

4 days and counting.........I am not looking forward to body searches by trolls in uniform
and I certain won't be making any "jokes" with customs.  I hear they have NO sense of
humor.  Now the real question is...What shall I wear for the wedding?  Hmm?

[Joe K]

DancerBoy,

But this scares the eff outta me...

As well it should, for you have been marked.  Ancient indeed.

The Enforcer

[david25luvit]

Run, Danny.......Run!

You've been measured...You've been weighed...and obviously you've been found WANTED

See ya in Chicago..........drinks are on me

[DancerBoy]

Oh Dear!

I just might need the  drinks!  Oh hell, who am I kidding... I always need drinks...
-D

[MoltenStorm]

 

I'm torn between wanting to be there to see these marks get what the Star Chamber has in plan for them and feeling glad that I'm not going just in case there would be an added marked individual (me).

LOL! When these marks get theirs, someone definitely has to post the who and what of it all.

[DancerBoy]

Molten-
I'm scared.  You should go protect me...
-D

[MoltenStorm]

I would if I could.