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Offline Cliff

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Evolution taught in school
« on: November 26, 2006, 12:30:36 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GwxxUmfQ78&mode=related&search=

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Ms. Garrison: (speaking of evolution) It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this. In the beginning we were all fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its...mutant fish hands...and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something, and made this...retard frog-squirrel...and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog...and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey...that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and...that made you. So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations.
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Offline LoriTomatoe

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Re: Evolution taught in school
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2006, 03:54:05 pm »
Love it!!!  Awesomely funny and the way I feel about revolution also.
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