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Title: Waiter, Theres a Mouse On My Plate !!
Post by: Lwood on July 09, 2006, 02:14:25 pm

I was making a salad and was overcome with creativity. Im sure that Mouse will appreciate this even though it eventually wound up IN the Guacamole....
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c37/Lwood2006/mouse1.jpg)

SQUEAK....

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c37/Lwood2006/mouse2.jpg)

Ready for your Closeup Mr. De Mouse??

Lwood
Who always sets a fun Table....And figures we could use something cute to look at after this mornings PM from 'Long Dong Fong'....

Title: Re: Waiter, Theres a Mouse On My Plate !!
Post by: bluelove on July 09, 2006, 02:24:35 pm

You can come over anytime and cook for me. Way to cute.

Title: Re: Waiter, Theres a Mouse On My Plate !!
Post by: superstar on July 09, 2006, 02:55:46 pm

oh wow that was sooooo artistic and creative lol
but omg a mouse though? LOL way cool

Title: Re: Waiter, Theres a Mouse On My Plate !!
Post by: allopathicholistic on July 09, 2006, 05:47:20 pm

oh how cute. you're so createive. if that was your avatar you'd get a ton of questions

Title: Re: Waiter, Theres a Mouse On My Plate !!
Post by: penguin on July 09, 2006, 05:56:09 pm

very good, very creative! reminds me of childhood parties, and pineapple and cheese hedgehogs...and the subsequent satisfaction of demolishing...

food art rules  8)

kate

Title: Re: Waiter, Theres a Mouse On My Plate !!
Post by: Nadine on July 09, 2006, 06:25:58 pm

making me hungry...no, not for a mouse LOL

very creative Lwood

Title: Re: Waiter, Theres a Mouse On My Plate !!
Post by: JohnOso on July 10, 2006, 12:55:15 pm

Lwood,

you seriously need your own show on the Food Network.  you'd be the perfect foil for Sandra Lee.  sadly, i'm thinking it would have to be on AFTER 11 pm   ;)

John

Title: Re: Waiter, Theres a Mouse On My Plate !!
Post by: Mouse on July 10, 2006, 03:33:41 pm

Oh my God.
 :D

I salute you.  :D

Title: Re: Waiter, Theres a Mouse On My Plate !!
Post by: Lwood on July 10, 2006, 03:59:34 pm

later, his Fabulous cousin PeaarMouse showed up showed up....
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c37/Lwood2006/pear2.jpg)


Butt as we all know, Pearmice have no manners at all...

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c37/Lwood2006/pearmse1.jpg)

Title: Re: Waiter, Theres a Mouse On My Plate !!
Post by: Life on July 10, 2006, 09:19:45 pm

I am not going to ask what the poo poo's are! Lwood, if I had to sit at your counter watching you create these delights, I think I would have to have alot of booze in front of me...lol ;D

Title: Re: Waiter, Theres a Mouse On My Plate !!
Post by: Lwood on July 11, 2006, 07:57:59 am

Actually, the Poo was the most difficult thing. In keeping with the whole Food as Art theme, I rummaged around at some length before deciding on the most realistic and visually stunning  Edible Rat Turd.
[is THAT a great sentence or what ?]
My first thought was to use black peppercorns, but the size was all wrong and I already had red peppercorns as the eyes...
Next up was a whole cashew nut, and while the size and curve weres nicely realistic, the color was all wrong...
Various dried beans were considered but rejected for reasons of color, shape and piling ability..
I seriously considered chocolate chips but they were just too cutsie poo....
Some toasted coconut gave the unpleasant impression of a parasitic infection...
Unfortunately, the sesame sticks were all gone...as were the Rasins
In the end I hit the spice rack and went with Cardamom Pods, although a short bit of Vanilla bean may have been a better choice in retrospect.
Later that afternoon, when Pearmouse was poaching in a honey and wine Spa before his after dinner appearance , I hit upon the perfect  Gastronomic Rodentia Excreta : shelled Pistachio nuts. Perfect Color, Shape , Size, and Texture and they naturally clump together..

Until Next Time.....
    L
 

Title: Re: Waiter, Theres a Mouse On My Plate !!
Post by: JohnOso on July 11, 2006, 12:55:29 pm

Hmmm, after that last post by Lwood I feel very dirty.

And not the good kind of dirty either...

John
(who's now wondering how he got sucked into the thread of an obvious raving lunatic)

 ;)

Title: Re: Waiter, Theres a Mouse On My Plate !!
Post by: Mouse on July 11, 2006, 01:01:38 pm

At the risk of making a repetitive 'play with your food' remark, I will now leave this thread.  :D