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Title: ALERT! Rhinos on a plane. xD.
Post by: Mouse on October 02, 2006, 02:11:29 pm

I've been alerted that some time this week a rhino will be boarding a plane to Australia. I thought I'd alert the members of this forum that live in Australia - especially Matty, since he seems to be heading right in his direction!!!!

This is an extremely important announcement because this rhinocerous has been noted to be EXTREMELY cuddily. Instead of attacking his victims, he snuggles them. All past victims have been found snuggling him in a corner going 'awwww'.

Be afraid.

(http://www.thebigzoo.com/images/products/thebigzoo/400/0180085.jpg)

 ;D ilu Matty.

Title: Re: ALERT! Rhinos on a plane. xD.
Post by: Matty the Damned on October 02, 2006, 07:53:22 pm

Rhino! On a Plane!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

MtD
(Who is madly in love with Rhinos)

Title: Re: ALERT! Rhinos on a plane. xD.
Post by: anniebc on October 02, 2006, 09:13:56 pm

Any change for sending a few to NZ Jaser...."awwww".

Hugs
Jan :-*
(who was actually chased by the real thing while on safari in East Africa... :D)

Title: Re: ALERT! Rhinos on a plane. xD.
Post by: whizzer on October 02, 2006, 09:50:52 pm

A Rhino tried to pee on me at the National Zoo one time.  I wondered why the plexiglass was there at the viewing platform.

They sure can pee a long way, and their willies pivot around to aim it in all directions.

-Whizzer

Title: Re: ALERT! Rhinos on a plane. xD.
Post by: Matty the Damned on October 02, 2006, 09:52:52 pm

When I lived in Dubbo, which is in the west of NSW, there was a huge open plains zoo. They had rhinos there. Cantankerous and smelly brutes.

I just love them.

MtD

Title: Re: ALERT! Rhinos on a plane. xD.
Post by: Moffie65 on October 03, 2006, 12:29:55 pm

Jaser,

Here is a link to one of my Rhino tales, and just in case you didn't read it, you might find it fun.

http://blogs.poz.com/tim/archives/2005/10/ (http://blogs.poz.com/tim/archives/2005/10/)

Anyway, thanks for the fun thread.

In Love.