Like A Virgin.....

[Lwood]

gee, Im just a newbie in a brand new forum....someone take my hand and lead me.....

OK. I REALLY had to resist the urge to Cannonball into the calm waters, to pee my name in the newly fallen snow and to fart in the clean sheets....anyway,,,, The new forums are up and running so lets all ring the bells and blow the whistles.....


RING RING  TOOT TOOT....     ok now its out of my system....I do however promise not to be the first one to post a butt shot, but whoever does should get a little gold star. Its just a matter of time.....

[Dachshund]

.....my money is on you Lwood. You know you want to



do it Lwood do it

[Lwood]

I didn't say that I wouldn't do it, just that I won't be the first. Besides, I need to work on my tan first.


AND PICTURES OF DOG ASSES DON'T COUNT !!!!!!!

[aztecan]

Lwood! I can see it now - the creamy whiteness glowing on the screen.

OOPs, sorry, just living out a little fantasy.

Besides, I already posted a butt shot in the testing forum.

Remember?


HUGS,

Mark


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[david25luvit]

Feeling like A Virgin are we...
Hmm!  Not!My Money is on you too, Lwood
Madonna...Madonna...Madonna 

[Lisa]

Dammit Mark !

I told you last time, you don't have my permission to post my pic.
I know you won't be posting any butt shots, because I'm gonna sue your ass off!!

Toxic Granny

[Lwood]

this is as close as  youre going to get,  for now.

[Basquo]

Get your feet off that couch right now!  .....then I'll let you know where to put them.

[Dachshund]

For God's sake Lwood we have seen you on the crapper....and quit shaving your legs.




introvert?.........................................................extrovert?

[Lwood]

Im naturally smooth, my boyfriend goes crazy when I wear those boots, it seems a guy in his favorite porn wears the same ones.

[JohnOso]

Pretty bold statement to be wearing butch-ass Timbalands on an imitation Louis Seize couch, ain't it kitten?

 

(sorry, couldn't resist!)

Take care,
John

[Dachshund]

Pretty bold statement to be wearing butch-ass Timbalands on an imitation Louis Seize couch, ain't it kitten?

 

(sorry, couldn't resist!)

Take care,
John

OUCH!

[Lwood]

HA, jokes on YOU , those are cheapies I got at WalMart, but the undies are 2Xist, and inevitably wind up on the floor......

[JohnOso]

Now that you mention it Lwood, that pose is reminiscent of one of the most dramatically intense performances ever captured on celluloid:

Jeff Stryker's "magnum" tour-de-force, "Powertool."

 

(it's all good, man)

Take care,
John

[Oceanbeach]

OK, Everyone

Get those pom poms and cheer out Lwood on! CHEER

I SIZZLE, I ROAR, BECAUSE I AM A W.H.O.(YOU KNOW WHAT), I'M SULTRY, I'M MEAN... I WANT TO BE A QUEEN
We know he wants to do it... We like to see  butts!

Get those pom poms out again and CHEER!  

RAH, RAH, EAT ME RAW!, YEAH TEAM!!!

Have the best day
Michael




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[aztecan]

OK, fair is fair. So, here's a photo of another butt to remember.

HUGS,

Mark


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[Oceanbeach]

Here is one who is not ashamed to show his ass

Come on Lwood, grin and bear it!
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[Oceanbeach]

If that one doesn't get you to drop those drawers

The man who would be queen

 

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[TedEBearNC]

From the smirk on his face I'd say he did that on purpose.