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Author Topic: Time is moving really, really, really, really slow.  (Read 4294 times)

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Offline Miss Philicia

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Time is moving really, really, really, really slow.
« on: July 10, 2007, 06:56:58 pm »
Hilarious!  This is TOO funny.

A Michagan police officer took some confiscated pot home and baked some ganja brownies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxG4d_7Qzk

He thought he was overdosing with his wife, so he called 911 to get an ambulance. To quote the cop "And I think we're dead. Time is moving really, really, really, really slow."

bwahahahaha 

The cop has since resigned.
« Last Edit: July 10, 2007, 06:58:31 pm by philly267 »
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Offline RapidRod

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Re: Time is moving really, really, really, really slow.
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2007, 07:43:22 pm »
I don't know which was funnier, the story or the commentators laughing.
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Time is moving really, really, really, really slow.
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2007, 08:09:39 pm »

MtD
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Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: Time is moving really, really, really, really slow.
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2007, 10:15:38 pm »
LMAO......Awww, look at the high kitty...I want one....Forgot, I got one!!! ;D
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Offline RapidRod

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Re: Time is moving really, really, really, really slow.
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2007, 10:25:02 pm »
Queen, that what the cat looks like when Matty is done blowing erb in its face.  ;)
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Time is moving really, really, really, really slow.
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2007, 10:26:43 pm »
Remind me to tell you about the time an enormous lesbian got my goldfish stoned.

For real. :)

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Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: Time is moving really, really, really, really slow.
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2007, 10:29:12 pm »
Quote from: RapidRod on July 10, 2007, 10:25:02 pm
Queen, that what the cat looks like when Matty is done blowing erb in its face.  ;)

I swear that kitty looks so lifted...When I get Lucifer high he starts bouncing off the walls...
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Re: Time is moving really, really, really, really slow.
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2007, 10:43:41 pm »
   I saw that story when it first hit the airwaves and laughed my ass off. Gotta love them lightweights!!! The only time that time moved really really really slow is when used to enjoy the magic of 'shrooms. I htought that I was dead once too when I was on them. Weed never fucked me up that badly. To quote Philly:
       "Bwahhahahahah."
 
   Stupid cop.
 

Capt.Carl (who wonders if the cop had enough time to make all the funeral arrangements since time was going so sssslllllooooooowwwlllllyyyyy)
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Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: Time is moving really, really, really, really slow.
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2007, 11:09:30 pm »
He shoulda just waited for the munchies to kick in then he woulda got his ass up thus time would've moved faster.... ;D
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Time is moving really, really, really, really slow.
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2007, 11:32:53 pm »
Maybe this batch was laced with angel dust... that can be a particularly nasty voyage if I may say so.  Certainly when it's not anticipated.
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Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: Time is moving really, really, really, really slow.
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2007, 10:05:52 am »
The funniest part of the whole clip was when her cohost snorted! :D
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Re: Time is moving really, really, really, really slow.
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2007, 07:33:59 pm »
Quote from: GSOgymrat on July 11, 2007, 10:05:52 am
The funniest part of the whole clip was when her cohost snorted! :D

Snorted what?
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Offline Hard Times

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Re: Time is moving really, really, really, really slow.
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2007, 11:24:27 pm »
you should see my dogs BUZZED
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Offline Hard Times

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Re: Time is moving really, really, really, really slow.
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2007, 11:34:10 pm »
this dog has had enough for one day

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