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I flame....
- People who think that I must have money because I drive a Lexus SUV. Atleast once a day (when at work) a patron will say to me "Oh, it's good to see that they are paying you well.". Guess what? They're not. I got my Lexus SUV as a gift for my 18th birthday. I didn't have to pay a dime for it.
(And no that has nothing to do with being a fiscal conservative. If people want to give me lavish gifts for finishing high school or university I will accept them).
- People who report me to my manager and insist I should be fired. I can't be fired. And the next time I see you I am going to rub it in your face that I can't be fired.
- People who are mean to the Elderly. Show some fucking respect to the sweet old lady standing in line behind you. Let her fucking go in front of you. I don't care if you're in a rush.
- Virginia State Troopers who pull me over for speeding and then don't give me a ticket. If you're not going to give me a ticket then don't waste my time pulling me over. I have been pulled over twice this past week, and a total of 5 times in my life and NEVER been given a ticket. I guess I play the dumb british boy very well.
- People who ask me is I am from Australia. Do I frickin sound like I am from Australia?
- People who call anyone who doesn't agree with their viewpoint a "denier".
- Fundies who demand respect from those of us who don't aren't thiests, and that we respect their faith but will constantly disrespect non-thiests and don't respect their requests to not be evangelised to.
- People who correct my spelling and get all cocky about it like they are a rocket scientist or something, when I am only using a different form of English then they are.
- My French professor who feels she needs to say everyone's attempt at speaking French is "good", even when they are sometimes COMPLETELY wrong.
- My sister who feels like she can tell me that she believes homosexuality is a sin, yet she is pregant with her second child (both by different men) and living with a man with whom she is not married.
- The Pro-Life whackjobs who stand out side hospitals with redtape with the words "LIFE" written over it. The same thing for those nutsos who put up anti-choice posters outside of the Houses of Parliament. I'd light the posters on fire if I wouldn't go to jail for it. :)
I'll be back who more people to flame.
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o.O
MtD
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What's the point of this thread?
Milker (who needs help on that one).
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I am in a really bad mood and trying to vent instead of ripping someone's head off.
I think I'll go watch the Toolbox Murders Instead.
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o.O
MtD
To ensure your point is getting across in using such emoticons, I suggest a lengthing of the implied mouth.
For example:
O_______o
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Duly noted Smaller One.
O____________o
MtD
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I flame all those calling names to Poz people
and today i would have loved to flame my boss for being an asshole who does not fullfil her offers!!!! (she is nice but is not able to keep her word at all).
Juan Carlos (contributing...)
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People who brag about what they drive, how they do not get tickets because they outsmart the state troopers...
People who brag about how they are untouchable when they are really not...is anybody?
People who insist that their English is correct when it is clearly not and brag about it too...
People who brag, brag, brag, and just create negative threads...
Well, there is one less happy day in my life...
I would love to be Australian, and go to that resort that Muriel and her friend went to.
Cannot wait to hear more deep thoughts.
Lighten Up!
CA
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empty on purpose. how do you delete a post?
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I flame those who don't allow us access to proper health care...
people who are not understanding with others... specially with us
and i flame my boss again for having me working until late while she does not fulfil her offers
Juan Carlos (leaving office at 9.40pm)
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I think I'll go watch the Toolbox Murders Instead.
Original or remake?
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I flame charbroiled burgers on a mesquite grill.
I flame marshmallows on an open fire and make smores.
CA
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I flame, too !!
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lordy...and how...
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iFlame, iSwish
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I flame, too !!
Well, I certainly DO NOT ! - L. Craig
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I am in a really bad mood and trying to vent instead of ripping someone's head off.
After reading your post, I was going to say who shit in your cocoa puffs today but I see you've had a bad day. I've had a helluva week myself. I think the point of Jamie's thread is for him to vent or any of us to vent if there is something that pisses us off. I think some should lighten up too, since when is it a freaking crime to vent? For those who are perfect and speaks perfect english hooray for you, if it bothers you that much that something is misspelled or not to your standards then don't read it. Geez Louise!!!!!!!!
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I'm sorry to correct you Queen, but shouldn't that read Jeez Tina Louise?
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I'm sorry to correct you Queen, but shouldn't that read Jeez Tina Louise?
I guess it depends on what neck of the woods you are from. I know Tina Louise was Ginger on Gilligan's Island right? But has never heard it used as in Geez Tina Louise? That just sounds wrong to me....
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and i am so angry right now that i want to flame, before going home, all the Ecuadorian Health Insurance companies because they don't accept any Hiv+ person in their plans. >:(
and i flame again to my boss for trying to convince us to get a health insurance that will not help me at all.
Juan Carlos >:( ... going home.
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MtD
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Geez Tina Louise? That just sounds wrong to me....
I'll give you wrong:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/tina_louise.php (http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/tina_louise.php)
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I guess it depends on what neck of the woods you are from. I know Tina Louise was Ginger on Gilligan's Island right? But has never heard it used as in Geez Tina Louise? That just sounds wrong to me....
Some queens just insist on Tina being a part of everything. ;D
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Ok...I'm battling my Tina addiction.
(http://www.damesispoison.com/siren/images/Tina_Louise_SP01.jpg)
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Yowza. Me, too! ;)
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eye brow
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Beautiful picture!!!
CA
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It goes with the red flaming theme.
CA
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People who brag about what they drive, how they do not get tickets because they outsmart the state troopers...
People who brag about how they are untouchable when they are really not...is anybody?
People who insist that their English is correct when it is clearly not and brag about it too...
People who brag, brag, brag, and just create negative threads...
Well, there is one less happy day in my life...
I would love to be Australian, and go to that resort that Muriel and her friend went to.
Cannot wait to hear more deep thoughts.
Lighten Up!
CA
Those same people do get tickets then cry like babies.
Nobody with any sense or class is impressed by the vehicle a parent gives a child.
Instead of being untouchable, they eventually get fired, and made fun of behind their backs and in front of their faces.
These same people must have some deep-seated unhappiness or insecurity; why are they trying to prove that they should have our respect. If they didn't care about us respecting them, why are they even posting to us?
etc, etc, etc. Those of us with a little more life (not necessarily years) experience tend to mostly yawn and say 'give it up, girl'... at least we do. Ummm, I'm feeling a yawn coming on right now.
David
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Yeah but look at these before and after pictures of Tina after just one week of meth
BEFORE:
(http://www.damesispoison.com/siren/images/Louise_01.jpg)
AFTER:
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/contrib_pix/t/i/hds/tina_louise.jpg)
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i can't see the after pic!
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Godfuckingdammit
Just tried a new pic....see what happens when I post under Tina's influence
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Given Jamie's enormous Ignore List, I wonder if he even knows any of us have replied??
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tee hee hee....
whoever ISN'T ignored should just quote the posts of all of us who are.
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Tina still looks good, as she must be pushing 70.
I think I might make it on his ignore list after today.
CA
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Yeah but look at these before and after pictures of Tina after just one week of meth
BEFORE:
(http://www.damesispoison.com/siren/images/Louise_01.jpg)
AFTER:
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/contrib_pix/t/i/hds/tina_louise.jpg)
Oh, wow- I totally see it!
She shrank to like 1/8 her original size!
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Oh, wow- I totally see it!
She shrank to like 1/8 her original size!
She was dehydrated...they didn't have any Gatorade on the island during all the meth orgies
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She saw a bottle marked "Drink me". It was not Gatorade.
Milker.
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Tina still looks good, as she must be pushing 70.
Yeah - but it's the plastic surgery thingy
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She was dehydrated...they didn't have any Gatorade on the island during all the meth orgies
But where did they get the meth from??
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She saw a bottle marked "Drink me". It was not Gatorade.
Milker.
What was it? French Mayonnaise?
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But where did they get the meth from??
DUH!
(http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/westerns/russelljohnson/russelljohnson7.jpg)
Modified - I hope the pic worked this time
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What was it? French Mayonnaise?
Albanian Smegma!
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She has the Paula Abdul crazed and confused look.
CA
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From Jamie's perspective, this thread is probably only about 4 posts long.
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Original or remake?
I suppose its the remake. I only rented it cause it has Sheri-Moon Zombie in it. I think she is fabulous in House of a 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects. I didn't realise her part was going to be so small in this one. :-\
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What was it? French Mayonnaise?
Now i'm horny.
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The remake was actually better than the original...one of the few times such a thing happens.
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House of 1,000 Corpses is on right now. I'm missing it to post in this thread.
Tragique.
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House of 1,000 Corpses is on right now.
Wow, it really is, on IFC. I didn't even know I had that channel
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Wow, it really is, on IFC. I didn't even know I had that channel
dammit! now Jamie knows, too! i wasn't gonna let him know since he has me on Ignore.
That would learn him!
In fact, I wish Henry was here. We could have a totally separate conversation from the rest of the thread right under Jamie's nose.
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yeah but did my professor meth lab pic work?
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tee hee hee....
whoever ISN'T ignored should just quote the posts of all of us who are.
this is confusing, can you clarify?
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I ruined everything! :(
I should go cut myself
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Oh you know he's secretly peaking at the posts... even the ones from Timmy and Henry. I mean, who cold resist?
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yeah but did my professor meth lab pic work?
no
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I see the time out did a world of good.
Brent
(Who is ever-hopeful for improvement)
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this is confusing, can you clarify?
Well I had posted before and after pics of Tina on Tina ...well not really, but it was this joke, see....and one of them didn't show up....so I said godfuckingdammnit or something....anyway Tim asked where Tina would get the Tina and I found a pic of the professor with his lab stuff and thought, like you know meth lab! SO I posted....but now I'm not sure if it is visible.
I hope that helps
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People who brag about what they drive, how they do not get tickets because they outsmart the state troopers...
Not bragging about my car. I would only be bragging if I had, in fact, paid for it myself. It was a gift for finishing high school, hardly worth bragging about. It was part of my flame how people assume I get paid well because I drive a luxury car. I don't.
What can I say about outsmarting state troopers? It's a talent that I have and not many others do. If that's bragging.... oh well. I have saved myself well over $3000 (US) for my talent, and possibly many days in court and possibly jail time. I play dumb very well. Pretending to not know the difference between Kilometres and miles gets me a long way. I am afraid that one day I will get a police officer who realises that Britain uses miles and not kilometres on their speed signs.
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no
godfucikingdamnit!
here's the link http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/westerns/russelljohnson/russelljohnson7.jpg (http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/westerns/russelljohnson/russelljohnson7.jpg)
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Oh you know he's secretly peaking at the posts... even the ones from Timmy and Henry. I mean, who cold resist?
you're on Ignore, aren't ya? let's talk about something completely contrary to the theme of this thread- right under the radar- just for kicks!
whaddya say?
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godfucikingdamnit!
here's the link http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/westerns/russelljohnson/russelljohnson7.jpg (http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/westerns/russelljohnson/russelljohnson7.jpg)
That redirects to the index page. But I highly recommend folks to click on "Tarzan" and then Miles O'Keeffe!
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That redirects to the index page. But I highly recommend folks to click on "Tarzan" and then Miles O'Keeffe!
godfuckingdamnit
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The remake was actually better than the original...one of the few times such a thing happens.
God, I can't imagine how bad the original was then. This thing should have been rated PG-13 at the most.
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God, I can't imagine how bad the original was then. This thing should have been rated PG-13 at the most.
I think it was made for Showtime to be honest
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let's talk about something completely contrary to the theme of this thread- right under the radar
As long as it's in kilometers per hour.
Milker.
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godfuckingdamnit
(http://homepage.mac.com/bedstuy65/.Pictures/russelljohnson7.jpg)
is that what you want?
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god, i totally had the hots for the professor.
imagine if the professor could hook me up with some home cooked meth...
you'd NEVER get me off his dick.
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That redirects to the index page. But I highly recommend folks to click on "Tarzan" and then Miles O'Keeffe!
Nice, but I think Ron Ely is a regular at The Ramrod Ft Lauderdale. The only Tarzan in history with flabby abs.
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god, i totally had the hots for the professor.
imagine if the professor could hook me up with some home cooked meth...
you'd NEVER get me off his dick.
The professor was wicked hot, almost as hot as Don West (who I think took speed).
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(http://homepage.mac.com/bedstuy65/.Pictures/russelljohnson7.jpg)
is that what you want?
Yep. That was it!
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Didn't the Professor have a gay son who died from AIDS a few years back?
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the professor WAS wicked hot. glad to hear someone else backin' me on that!
don west also. i may have even liked the professor more, though.
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david- you're on ignore. let's talk shit!
milker, are you? if so, ok...but you said something before about kilos or something.
i'm like the typical american- i can't do anything metric. unless it's to weigh out tina.
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Didn't the Professor have a gay son who died from AIDS a few years back?
According to wikipedia:
His son David ran the AIDS program for Los Angeles, California until his death of AIDS in 1994. Johnson has been a full-time volunteer for AIDS research fundraising since his son was diagnosed.
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david- you're on ignore. let's talk shit!
Well of course, dear.
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According to wikipedia:
His son David ran the AIDS program for Los Angeles, California until his death of AIDS in 1994. Johnson has been a full-time volunteer for AIDS research fundraising since his son was diagnosed.
That's where I read it. I'd forgotten the source.
David
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MtD
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the professor WAS wicked hot. glad to hear someone else backin' me on that!
don west also. i may have even liked the professor more, though.
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david- you're on ignore. let's talk shit!
milker, are you? if so, ok...but you said something before about kilos or something.
i'm like the typical american- i can't do anything metric. unless it's to weigh out tina.
A kilo is 2.2 lbs. A meter is about 38". A liter is about a quart.
Never buy a rabbit from an Arab....ever.
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Never buy a rabbit from an Arab....ever.
Purrfect advice.
And I sure could go for 2.2 lbs of tina.
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Purrfect advice.
And I sure could go for 2.2 lbs of tina.
I'd have never guessed, Miss LaTrelle.
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I'd have never guessed, Miss LaTrelle.
Wooooooo !!!
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I'm sure i'm on ignore from some members, why?
This thread doesn't weigh more than grams.
Milker.
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I'm sure i'm on ignore from some members, why?
This thread doesn't weigh more than grams.
Milker.
Grams of what?
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Grams of what?
Can you measure "I don't care" in grams?
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I'm sure i'm on ignore from some members, why?
Who knows?
I mean, who gets at odds with a nice guy like Henry??
That's like being arch enemies with the Schmoo or something.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0USou0QGQU
http://youtube.com/watch?v=i6uChtN8YcU
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Not bragging about my car. I would only be bragging if I had, in fact, paid for it myself. It was a gift for finishing high school, hardly worth bragging about. It was part of my flame how people assume I get paid well because I drive a luxury car. I don't.
What can I say about outsmarting state troopers? It's a talent that I have and not many others do. If that's bragging.... oh well. I have saved myself well over $3000 (US) for my talent, and possibly many days in court and possibly jail time. I play dumb very well. Pretending to not know the difference between Kilometres and miles gets me a long way. I am afraid that one day I will get a police officer who realises that Britain uses miles and not kilometres on their speed signs.
Your state troopers must be even dumber than how dumb you play. If the speed limit is 60 miles an hour, and you claim to be doing 60 kilometres an hour you are in fact doing about 35 miles an hour and, in fact, not speeding.
But, vent away. the recent full moon has bought all the whackos out from the woodwork. I've done nothing but talk to crack pots since wednesday.
PS. How come you cannot be fired?
PPS. I would never brag about being your age and driving a lexus, no matter who paid for it. it's such an uncool car for a youngin' to be driving around in. just my thoughts.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0USou0QGQU
http://youtube.com/watch?v=i6uChtN8YcU
somehow those two made perfect sense together.
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and yes, i'd also love to know why he can't be fired.
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xanadu is NO joke
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I play dumb very well.
you'll get no argument from me.
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PPS. I would never brag about being your age and driving a lexus, no matter who paid for it. it's such an uncool car for a youngin' to be driving around in. just my thoughts.
Agreed. Young people driving $60,000 vehicles is the height of vulgarity, like women in their 20s wearing diamonds. It's not done.
somehow those two made perfect sense together.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZyFchpuXIU
BB goes with everything...the ideal triad.
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MtD
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I flame....
- People who correct my spelling and get all cocky about it like they are a rocket scientist or something, when I am only using a different form of English then they are.
"Then" they are? I think you meant to say "than" they are. Sometimes "than" is used after some adverbs and adjectives expressing choice or diversity, such as other, otherwise, else, anywhere, or different, to introduce an alternative or denote a difference in kind, place, style, identity, etc.). For example, "I had no choice other than that."
Feel free to correct me if Im wrong, but then Id have to flame you. ::)
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Ouch! Dissed by Jeff. There can be no greater shame . . .
MtD
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Ouch! Dissed by Jeff. There can be no greater shame . . .
MtD
Even the damned one must admit that was good. :)
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xanadu is NO joke
The movie that singlehandedly killed off cinematic musicals as a genre, ended Disco and destroyed the careers of ELO and ONJ is indeed no joke.
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Feel free to correct me if Im wrong, but then Id have to flame you. ::)
Nah, he'll just put you on his enormous ignore list.
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Even the damned one must admit that was good.
Trust you to fuck up a good run by seeking approval like the eternal beta male you are Jeff.
MtD
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Even the damned one must admit that was good.
Trust you to fuck up a good run by seeking approval like the eternal beta male you are Jeff.
MtD
beta male with alpha tendencies.
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Ok so let's recap.
I flame....
- People who think that I must have money because I drive a Lexus SUV. Atleast once a day (when at work) a patron will say to me "Oh, it's good to see that they are paying you well.". Guess what? They're not. I got my Lexus SUV as a gift for my 18th birthday. I didn't have to pay a dime for it.
Ok. You have a Lexus and people think you're rich. I guess your parents are rich. Maybe that's what they're thinking.
- People who report me to my manager and insist I should be fired. I can't be fired. And the next time I see you I am going to rub it in your face that I can't be fired.
Ok. Unless you're your own boss then you can be fired. If you think you cannot be fire because someone will protect you from being fired is weak.
People who are mean to the Elderly. Show some fucking respect to the sweet old lady standing in line behind you. Let her fucking go in front of you. I don't care if you're in a rush.
Not every old lady deserves respect. I agree with you on the overall attitude towards elderly people but some old ladies are bitches. And I will shut the door on them.
- Virginia State Troopers who pull me over for speeding and then don't give me a ticket. If you're not going to give me a ticket then don't waste my time pulling me over. I have been pulled over twice this past week, and a total of 5 times in my life and NEVER been given a ticket. I guess I play the dumb british boy very well.
I hope they have internet access in jail.
-People who ask me is I am from Australia. Do I frickin sound like I am from Australia?
Yes.
People who call anyone who doesn't agree with their viewpoint a "denier".
It's called Denialist, not Denier.
- Fundies who demand respect from those of us who don't aren't thiests, and that we respect their faith but will constantly disrespect non-thiests and don't respect their requests to not be evangelised to.
Try again in english.
People who correct my spelling and get all cocky about it like they are a rocket scientist or something, when I am only using a different form of English then they are.
Try Shakespeare english. It's understood by many.
-My French professor who feels she needs to say everyone's attempt at speaking French is "good", even when they are sometimes COMPLETELY wrong.
Certainement.
My sister who feels like she can tell me that she believes homosexuality is a sin, yet she is pregant with her second child (both by different men) and living with a man with whom she is not married.
That sucks. Sorry about that. Not sure how to deal with this.
The Pro-Life whackjobs who stand out side hospitals with redtape with the words "LIFE" written over it. The same thing for those nutsos who put up anti-choice posters outside of the Houses of Parliament. I'd light the posters on fire if I wouldn't go to jail for it. :)
I have no comment on pro-life, I am not a woman and I have not been able to figure out what is best for women and how the government can help women and their partners on that issue. It's a very difficult subject.
Milker.
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beta male with alpha tendencies.
Such does not exist, darling.
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Such does not exist, darling.
its an enigma. :)
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I flame....
- People who call anyone who doesn't agree with their viewpoint a "denier".
Jamie I totally disagree with that statement. If you dont agree with me, then youre in denial.
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The movie that singlehandedly killed off cinematic musicals as a genre, ended Disco and destroyed the careers of ELO and ONJ is indeed no joke.
But currently a Broadway revival, don'tcha know.
http://xanaduonbroadway.com/index2.html (http://xanaduonbroadway.com/index2.html)
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OMG!!!!!! This thread has taken on a whole new meaning. It started about Jamie venting.....To folks venting on Jamie....to being on ignore.. somewhere in there is playing dumb and dumber..to Xanadu (thinking Olivia Newton John on that one) to measurements...to someone named Henry..to Timmy (thinking South Park)...to who is the alpha and beta males cause no one can be both....This thread has officially given me a headache... ;D....*grabs Jamie and runs*....Sweetie, you gotta know when to get the hell out of dodge..... :D
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This thread is probably the finest example of a Forums Crapflood we've ever seen. :)
MtD
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This thread is probably the finest example of a Forums Crapflood we've ever seen. :)
MtD
This thread went up in flames.
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This thread is probably the finest example of a Forums Crapflood we've ever seen. :)
MtD
Hmmm, look at it this way....better to get the shit out than be constipated, Oh Damned One.... ;)
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I once had a cat named Schmoo. A pack of coyote pups had her stretched taut when I arrived on the scene to save her..... There was nothing to be done but bury her. <sigh>
xxx,
Mike
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I once had a cat named Schmoo. A pack of coyote pups had her stretched taut when I arrived on the scene to save her..... There was nothing to be done but bury her. <sigh>
xxx,
Mike
Nothing like a dead cat story to make my night, Mimi.
Thanks for the pleasant dreams to come...
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In the spirit of the crapflood . . .
MtD
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Damn go away for a few hours and come back and find all of this shit. ??? ??? ???
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Who the heck is JamieD?
Some saviour from on high?????
Let's get on with our lives and enjoy what we have
Scud44
(Being brutal)
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Wow! I can see why gay men are so afraid of getting old. Is this what I have to look forward to when I get to be as old as 40? Being a bitter queen?
Next time you all feel like being bitchy old queens slide your chairs back away from the computer, close your eyes, and say "I am a princess, not a queen" say that 3 times and I guarantee you the desire to be a queen will go away.
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Bettie bought a bit of butter, but the bit of butter Bettie bought was bitter, so Bettie bought a bit of better butter, but the bit of better butter Bettie bought was also bitter, so Bettie bought a better butter making factory, but it's only a rumour, so don't SPREAD it around.
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Modified: I'm 36, godfuckindamnit!
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and to contribute i flame all people who like to bother others instead of let them be in peace.
and i flame my boss again because she deserved me to flame her yesterday more than twice!
Juan Carlos
PD: i don't blame a young boy for driving a luxury car... God knows i would have not resisted the temptation either!!! :D
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Bettie bought a bit of butter, but the bit of butter Bettie bought was bitter, so Bettie bought a bit of better butter, but the bit of better butter Bettie bought was also bitter, so Bettie bought a better butter making factory, but it's only a rumour, so don't SPREAD it around.
:D
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers; a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where the hecks the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
;D
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:D
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers; a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where the hecks the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
;D
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A flea and a fly in a flue, were stuck, so what could they do? Said the flea, "let us fly." Said the fly, "let us flee." So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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:D
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers; a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where the hecks the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
;D
I am not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son but I'll pluck all your figs til the fig plucker comes.
(I like these better than the original theme.....)
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Eww! :-X Naughty boy!
A flea and a fly in a flue, were stuck, so what could they do? Said the flea, "let us fly." Said the fly, "let us flee." So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
That's so cute! :D
I am not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son but I'll pluck all your figs til the fig plucker comes.
I just nearly said pig fucker in front of me mum... :-X ::)
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I flame for ungrateful snots....
who get preferential treatment from cops and then have the gaul to complain about it...
who shove ole ladies to the front of the line and then bitch about how long it takes
who have an education but insist on sounding like idiots to get attention
but what do I know....I'm just a country boy from the deep south
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Eww! :-X Naughty boy!
puhleaze....you are about as innocent as Milker with a bottle of French Mayonnaise in a men's room stall
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puhleaze....you are about as innocent as Milker with a bottle of French Mayonnaise in a men's room stall
HEY!!! >:(
Oh....OK! ;D ::) :P
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OK, now I feel bitter about my age. Great. What should I go do now?
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Oooh! Oooh! I have one !! (another revelation, i'm sure)
::ahem::
I am a mother pheasant plucker
I pluck mother pheasants
I am a very pleasant mother pheasant plucker.
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Oooh! Oooh! I have one !! (another revelation, i'm sure)
::ahem::
I am a mother pheasant plucker
I pluck mother pheasants
I am a very pleasant mother pheasant plucker.
I like that one :)
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Wow! I can see why gay men are so afraid of getting old. Is this what I have to look forward to when I get to be as old as 40? Being a bitter queen?
Next time you all feel like being bitchy old queens slide your chairs back away from the computer, close your eyes, and say "I am a princess, not a queen" say that 3 times and I guarantee you the desire to be a queen will go away.
and what, do tell, is your secret for not being a bitter young queen, or princess whichever you prefer......
I take it your mantra doesnt work on you????
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I am a mother pheasant plucker
I pluck mother pheasants
I am a very pleasant mother pheasant plucker.
This time I nearly said pheasant fucker in front of me dad... :-X ::)
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English For The Confused
Intense in tense isn't a sentence
Tensed in tense is past tense
Sometimes sense doesn't make sense
If you write 'no sense makes sense'
A sentence with no sense
Is senseless nonsense
Absenteeism is noun what's absense
Essential is verb what's essence
What makes a synonym
Can make an acronym
You cut the cut with cutter
You speak, yell and utter
Taken aback, surprised, refused?
Well its English for the confused
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http://www.amazon.com/Everything-About-Me-Fake-Perfect/dp/0060554703/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_b/103-0502230-8858219?ie=UTF8&qid=1101722225&sr=8-2
I love reading.
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http://www.amazon.com/Everything-About-Me-Fake-Perfect/dp/0060554703/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_b/103-0502230-8858219?ie=UTF8&qid=1101722225&sr=8-2
I love reading.
I am reading this now.
http://www.amazon.com/Faithfull-Autobiography-Marianne/dp/0815410468/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-2667808-6547320?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1188588377&sr=1-1
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I *love* her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVSJt5r5n6U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KV-PTK0UZ4&mode=related&search=
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I love Broken English!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mor6zUXX9Tk
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There was a fabulous lunchtime parody of Broken English that went something like this:
Don't eat it with relish
Don't eat it with mustard
Eat it on
Toooooooooooooooasted English
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my ass hurts like if I had sat on an open flame..does that count? >:(
Rich
(who is not happy today)
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my ass hurts like if I had sat on an open flame..does that count? >:(
Rich
(who is not happy today)
Schmoo says, "It's a boo-boo, Billy Joe."
Hope your ass is better soon.
xxx,
Mike
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In memory, they flame on....
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In memory, they flame on....
here here!
(http://homepage.mac.com/bedstuy65/.Pictures/jlu.jpg)
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Perhaps the tree-hugger's next?
Capture it while there's still time, darling.
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here here!
Yet in \\\ some ways \\\\ it feels like they have \\\ never really \\\\ left us.
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Yet in \\\ some ways \\\\ it feels like they have \\\ never really \\\\ left us.
Thanks Keisha.
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Who knows?
I mean, who gets at odds with a nice guy like Henry??
That's like being arch enemies with the Schmoo or something.
Collecting Dogpatch/Lil' Abner is my obsession and hobby! I love that stuff.
Have 3 stuffed Shmoo's lurking in my den as I write this!
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is schmoo affiliated with lil abner?
i just know him as a sat morning cartoon
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I had to google the damn thing. Never heard of it.
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is schmoo affiliated with lil abner?
i just know him as a sat morning cartoon
Yes, the Schmoo's frequently save them from starvation and other catastrophies, as they can turn into anything useful one desires, and can spontaneously self-replicate. ;D
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oh, yeah?
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OMG, where do you guys find all your animation, especially loves Matty's stuff. Is there some program or something?
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Yes, the Schmoo's frequently save them from starvation and other catastrophies, as they can turn into anything useful one desires, and can spontaneously self-replicate. ;D
I wonder how flexible Henry is?
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bump
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subtle
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subtle
well, you had already opened up the flood gates.
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Given Jamie's enormous Ignore List, I wonder if he even knows any of us have replied??
I have a feeling he does now.