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Author Topic: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?  (Read 12790 times)

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Offline Matty the Damned

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Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« on: February 15, 2010, 05:29:44 pm »
A diverting little quiz from the good folk at Recipestar.

What would you taste like to a cannibal?

As opposed to a Seventh Day Adventist I suppose. For the record Matty the Damned tastes of "spicy chicken".

Heh. :)

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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2010, 05:36:33 pm »
Hee hee, mine was bbq fish. ;D
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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2010, 05:41:42 pm »
WTF! I'm Undercooked Tofu!

I would like to think I taste better than that, at least a fried Pork Chop.


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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2010, 05:48:37 pm »
Barbequed Beef -- me thinks I could live with that!   ;D

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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2010, 05:50:06 pm »
WTF! I'm Undercooked Tofu!

I would like to think I taste better than that, at least a fried Pork Chop.


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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2010, 05:54:48 pm »
Roasted Beef... Hmmm... I wanna bite myself now.
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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2010, 06:12:54 pm »
"You would most likely taste like mesquite chicken"

There's a joke in there somewhere about 'You are what you eat'.

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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2010, 06:48:00 pm »
Grilled beef!


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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2010, 06:57:38 pm »
Do I have to take the quiz to know? I am sure I taste like steamed mussels. Depending on the week or month, the sauce or broth would be different, however, as well as the freshness of the mussels.
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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2010, 07:05:33 pm »
Do I have to take the quiz to know? I am sure I taste like steamed mussels. Depending on the week or month, the sauce or broth would be different, however, as well as the freshness of the mussels.

Yeah and I was sure I tasted like foie gras (at least that's what he said). Take the quiz before I steam yer mussels for ya.

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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2010, 07:19:12 pm »
but was it written by a foodie? how big is the database of possible dish equivalents. LOL
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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2010, 07:22:17 pm »
but was it written by a foodie? how big is the database of possible dish equivalents. LOL

C'mon mecch, just take it.    You know you'll taste just like this:


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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2010, 07:27:49 pm »
mesquite tofu lol

Suddenly feeling very nieve as i have no idea what mesquite is

Ah thanks google lol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesquite

and never tasted tofu, (never wanted to either, definately carnivore)
« Last Edit: February 15, 2010, 08:45:13 pm by john33 »

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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2010, 07:29:31 pm »
Well I'm "barbequed fish" as well.  Fine enough with me.  As long as its not dry.
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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2010, 09:14:22 pm »
I live next to a cemetery so I wouldn't have to eat Tofu and not I am one, (BBQ ed of course)   ;D  Have the best day
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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2010, 09:32:24 pm »
 IMO  I'd taste like some Veal are maybe some Lamb, but scene I do eat a lot of Fish & Veggies, it might be more like some sweet-meat-cat-fish, but when I took the quiz, it said, You would most likely taste like spicy beef  8)
« Last Edit: February 15, 2010, 09:40:38 pm by denb45 »
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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2010, 09:49:12 pm »
Hey Dennis,

Maybe its something to do with where we live.

I also would taste like Spicy Beef.

Mesquite would have been nice. I adore using it in my BBQ grill.

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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2010, 10:13:05 pm »
I'm sure I would taste like creme brulee -- if they prepared me right :)
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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2010, 12:43:53 am »
roast beef...LOL does that mean I'm good enough to eat? hope there will be enough gravy going with the beef.......
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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2010, 04:06:36 am »
Roast chicken...hmmmm.   
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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2010, 06:17:13 am »
Grilled fish.

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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2010, 07:57:28 am »
I tried to cut/paste the results address twice and got a broken link message. Perhaps this means there's no gas for my grill?

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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2010, 08:02:17 am »


   roasted watermelon
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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2010, 10:01:23 am »
Hey Dennis,

Maybe its something to do with where we live.

I also would taste like Spicy Beef.

Mesquite would have been nice. I adore using it in my BBQ grill.

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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2010, 04:17:21 pm »
Any cannibal who munches on me had better be one who digs carbs.
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« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2010, 04:34:41 pm »
A cannibal kid says to his dad ... dad I'm having a ball , the dad says... really .... you must be eating to fast . 
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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #26 on: February 16, 2010, 05:35:15 pm »
Grilled beef..... kinda surprised  I rarely eat beef...lots of chicken, lamb and occasional pork....plus veggies


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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #27 on: February 16, 2010, 05:58:27 pm »
Grilled beef..... kinda surprised  I rarely eat beef...lots of chicken, lamb and occasional pork....plus veggies


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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2010, 09:03:58 pm »
Mine said grilled beef...grade A prime, of course  :D
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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #29 on: February 17, 2010, 11:35:17 am »
I would taste like "grilled beef" according to the quiz....

in reality, I'd probably taste like some dry old chalky, nasty pills, since I have swallowed handfulls of them every day for umpteen years now.....

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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2010, 11:58:35 am »
You would most likely taste like broiled beef

With veggies of course! ;)

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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2010, 05:00:14 pm »
Spicy Beef....but as a farm boy, I can definitely understand that!

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Re: Lunching on the Long Pig or What Would You Taste Like?
« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2010, 08:43:55 pm »
BBQ  Tofu,  Yeeeeeeeeeeeeech!

Thank God it is only an internet BS quiz, I know for a fact that I taste more like Baked Brie in Puff Pastry.  :)
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