Feng Shui horoscope (just for fun)

[Grasshopper]

This can be spookily accurate!!
Feng Shui horoscope



This is a Chinese Feng Shui horoscope. If you are honest this tells the truth.
Write your answers on paper.
To find your Feng Shui horoscope scroll down.

1. Which is your favourite color: Red, Black, Blue, Green or Yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, Black or White?
5. The name of a person that is the same sex as you?
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like California or Florida more?
8. Do you like a Lake or the Ocean more?
9. Write down a Wish (a realistic one)


When you are done, scroll down. Don't cheat!




Answers:

1. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love affection.
Yellow: You are a very happy person & give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is between:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to live your life to the max & your love life is soon to bloom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future looks very bright.

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-Jun: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever.
Jul-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major
life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your life will be great; you will find your soul mate.

4. If you choose:
Black: Your life is about to get better. You are more than ready for the
change.
White: You have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5 This person should be your Best Friend.

6. This is how many close friends you will have in your life time.

7. If you choose:
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

8. If you choose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover. You are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true if you send this to 1 person in one hour. Send
this to ten people and it will come true before your next birthday.

[Since2005]

All positives.. thats how they get you though

It was fun!!

[Grasshopper]

I have yet to see a horoscope that warns me that my demise is imminent   

[Bucko]

Somehow mine doesn't work out just right: color me surprised 

[Growler]

9. This wish will come true if you send this to 1 person in one hour. Send
this to ten people and it will come true before your next birthday.

I've got the Crisco but George Clooney isn't here squealing like a pig....what did I do wrong?

Growler

[Grasshopper]

I've got the Crisco but George Clooney isn't here squealing like a pig....what did I do wrong?

Growler

It wasn't you; just fate :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G8QljHVn_A

[GSOgymrat]

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

My partner will be thrilled to hear this.