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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: WillyWump on July 22, 2013, 10:57:20 am
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I'm just giddy with excitement!!!
I may have to celebrate with Long John Silvers Fish n Chips!
Ps- Im a bit upset that none of you Royal subjects (Ann) started this thread
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Can someone verify there had been no skulduggery such as an infant impostor being substituted in the royal bedchamber?
ps: The Lady Miss P has returned by special request of the House of Windsor :P
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What about my fashion tips for drag QUEEN prostitutes? Don't you know foreshadowing when you see it?
it's going to be a rainbow babe!
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Can someone verify there had been no skulduggery such as an infant impostor being substituted in the royal bedchamber?
ps: The Lady Miss P has returned by special request of the House of Windsor :P
Well, that's a Royal return!
Welcome back! :)
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Can someone verify there had been no skulduggery such as an infant impostor being substituted in the royal bedchamber?
ps: The Lady Miss P has returned by special request of the House of Windsor :P
OH GLORY!!! We are minutes from a new royal AND the bitch is back!!!
Halleloo!
-W
Ps- dont they have a stuffy Royal Official present to observe the mess and make sure there is no baby swap?
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Thank God! Willy needs a Philadelphia girl to talk to him about his Blond Bangs!
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Thank God! Willy needs a Philadelphia girl to talk to him about his Blond Bangs!
Are you referencing her daily use of a merkin?
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Are you referencing her daily use of a merkin?
This is what I get when I google Merkin..
http://compare.ebay.com/like/170954828019?var=lv<yp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar
I dont think so
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I was speaking only of the "Sandy Beach" number he donned while mourning your absence. I think it was purchased at "Hair Town". A merkin however comes as no surprise.
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A merkin however comes as no surprise.
It explains why she likes soft shell crabs.
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Well, that's a Royal return!
Welcome back! :)
;D ;D ;D
Royal attitude - the gift that keeps giving.
If for the very least, the snack chat has taken a deep sea dive since you've been gone, and returns nothing that smells fishy.... :-X
Thanks for returning.
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As my late Mother, the true fierce Queen would say: Honeybuns, check back with me after she has had her 11th baby. Although, I wish her, the newborn and family well.
:) ;) :D
P.S. Welcome back Ms. P.! :D
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They should abolish the Monarchy and sell the baby to lower Britain's debt.
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They should abolish the Monarchy and sell the baby to lower Britain's debt.
With Kate's bloodline it will fetch a pretty penny.
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***BREAKING*** 8 lbs. 6 oz. boy born at 4:24 BST (four hours ago)
ps: celebrating with shabazzi spice coated fried chicken from my fave hipster spot
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Just watching BBC news 24 now.Going to toast the baby now with a gl of wine!
Great news
Britchickx
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Any name guesses?
I kinda like Peter. :)
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No filthy c-section for this child :P
I wonder if they kept the Royal Placenta.
btw, the London Shard new skyscraper will be offering free observation deck tickets to anyone born on the same day as the Royal Fetus, so that means our Fair Janno qualifies if she cares to jet over to London.
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This app will be great in a few months when the pictures start rolling out....You can even use it now to block all the unwanted baby pics coming in from family and friends. It takes any Baby pic that shows up on your newsfeed and replaces them with cool stuff like puppies or kitties :)
Yay technology!!
http://unbaby.me/
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I'm so out of touch. Honestly, when I read the title of this thread I thought Kate was one of your relatives.
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The Today Show used the first 13 minutes on this. In TV, that is a very long time. GMA used their first 10 minutes. Then, they both did more reports after 7:30am. Today Show actually had Dr. Nancy Sneiderman there to tell viewers what happens during birth. Really? Is it different for Royals? Do they come out the arse?
I've noticed the morning shows do almost daily royal stories, so they must have focus-grouped it and found Americans eat it up. If they only gave that much time to other stories of greater importance. That was Ann Curry's criticism. She hasn't criticized this to my knowledge, but criticized not focusing on more important issues.
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The Today Show used the first 13 minutes on this. In TV, that is a very long time. GMA used their first 10 minutes. Then, they both did more reports after 7:30am. Today Show actually had Dr. Nancy Sneiderman there to tell viewers what happens during birth. Really? Is it different for Royals? Do they come out the arse?
Once the sharp edges of the crown passes through the birth canal the rest is easy.
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Once the sharp edges of the crown passes through the birth canal the rest is easy.
Reminds me of.. Doctor inspects the Royal Vagina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_dhdowetek
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Reminds me of.. Doctor inspects the Royal Vagina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_dhdowetek
Poor Camilla, hers is guarded by a draw bridge and a troll that asks a riddle..lol
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Poor Camilla, hers is guarded by a draw bridge and a troll that asks a riddle..lol
That's the funniest part, well that and the queen hopping up on the table. ;D
I'm so out of touch. Honestly, when I read the title of this thread I thought Kate was one of your relatives.
You seriously need to brush up on your current events
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***BREAKING*** 8 lbs. 6 oz. boy born at 4:24 BST (four hours ago)
ps: celebrating with shabazzi spice coated fried chicken from my fave hipster spot
8 pounds. That's like ten dollars.
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Any name guesses?
I kinda like Peter. :)
They said on Facebook George Michaels because he took so long to come out 8) Have the best day
Michael
(who once called the corner store to find out if they had Prince Albert in a can)
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So now that you can get gay married in England what happens if the boy King grows up to be a Queen?
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So now that you can get gay married in England what happens if the boy King grows up to be a Queen?
Kate hadn't thought that far ahead when she opted to have a boy. It was that whole Anne Bolyen fiasco that she was thinking of.......
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Today Show actually had Dr. Nancy Sneiderman there to tell viewers what happens during birth. Really? Is it different for Royals? Do they come out the arse?
Of course not, Tedderz, don't be so silly.
Once the sharp edges of the crown passes through the birth canal the rest is easy.
That's pretty silly too. You're a dad, you should know a newborn's neck couldn't possibly support the weight of a crown, they can't even support their own head at birth.
However, that silver spoon in the baby's mouth can be tricky and cause complications.
8 pounds. That's like ten dollars.
More like twelve bucks and a shiny quarter.
So now that you can get gay married in England what happens if the boy King grows up to be a Queen?
He'll marry his Prince Charming, naturally! :)
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That's pretty silly too. You're a dad, you should know a newborn's neck couldn't possibly support the weight of a crown, they can't even support their own head at birth.
However, that silver spoon in the baby's mouth can be tricky and cause complications.
Babies also can't talk when they're born. How are they supposed to answer the troll's riddle and cross the drawbridge?
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Babies also can't talk when they're born. How are they supposed to answer the troll's riddle and cross the drawbridge?
I think the troll is there to keep the commoners from entering, not to keep babies from exiting.
Besides, I'm pretty sure Camilla is long past it where babies are concerned.
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:) ;) :D ;D
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I think the troll is there to keep the commoners from entering, not to keep babies from exiting.
Besides, I'm pretty sure Camilla is long past it where babies are concerned.
Camilla's troll packed up and left long ago, the replacement troll died of boredom
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Camilla's troll packed up and left long ago, the replacement troll died of boredom
;D
Poor Camilla. So undeservedly maligned.
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Poor Camilla. So undeservedly maligned.
Graham Norton wouldn't agree. ;D Actually, he isn't too kind to her hubby either.
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Wasn't there a war in 1776 so we wouldn't have to give a shit about the royal baby? 8) Have the best day
Michael
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Wasn't there a war in 1776 so we wouldn't have to give a shit about the royal baby? 8) Have the best day
Michael
War or not. Some "traditions" need to retire. Doesn't seem to be working. Take my gay card away if you must. I just look at the whole thing as a source for amusement. Too bad it usurps "real" news issues.
Call me a party pooper. 8)
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All I know is....did yall see the ass on Willz!
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I am sorry, I missed the ASS 8) Have the best day
Michael
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REgarding the name, I'm assuming Willz and Katie-Kates knew it was a boy prior to birth. So I wonder why the fuss about the name, and the requirement that the queen approve it. Surely they had conversations months ago with Queenie about the name??
Or are they just abiding by tradition again on this?
I like William Henry George
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I have always liked the name Apple
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I have always liked the name Apple
I would love it if they bucked tradition and named him Mike, or Randy
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My childhood friend works for CNN. He posted this pic of their control room. He was so proud of their coverage. I had to keep my opinion to myself. They get enough criticism from Jon Stewart. Royal Porn.
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William still has his nice smile, and one or two good angles, but the very pretty boy looks are a fading memory. Talk about peaking early!
Harry sure is a handsome man.
I hope those two brothers have happy marriages and big families. They both seem vibrant and fun even if Harry can sometimes be too colourful.
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The baby is called George Alexander Louis.
Quite traditional!!!
Britchickx
PS Kate looked amazing yesterday.How many women would want to face the world 24 hrs after having their little one?!!!!!!!
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The baby is called George Alexander Louis.
Rather anti-climactic for me.
And yes Kate looked amazing! It was so cute to see her and Will just beaming, I've never seen Will smile so much.
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That's a nice name. But where's the Louis from?
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That's a nice name. But where's the Louis from?
The gay one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Mountbatten,_1st_Earl_Mountbatten_of_Burma
linky (https://www.google.com/search?q=lord+mountbatten+gay+affairs&oq=Lord+Mountbatten+ga&aqs=chrome.1.57j0l3.5733j0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)
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The gay one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Mountbatten,_1st_Earl_Mountbatten_of_Burma
linky (https://www.google.com/search?q=lord+mountbatten+gay+affairs&oq=Lord+Mountbatten+ga&aqs=chrome.1.57j0l3.5733j0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)
Oh he's handsome. He's got that nice chiseled Mountbatten-Windsor thing
I like how he describes sex (with a woman) as a "mixture of psyhology and hydraulics"
LOL
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Oh he's handsome. He's got that nice chiseled Mountbatten-Windsor thing
I think he was mostly German -- he just dropped his German name to sound more British. Son of Prince Louis of Battenberg of Austria and a Polish noble mother, but distantly related to Queen Victoria like everyone back then.
The were all inbred -- or something. Correct me if I am wrong.
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William still has his nice smile, and one or two good angles, but the very pretty boy looks are a fading memory. Talk about peaking early!
Harry sure is a handsome man.
I hope those two brothers have happy marriages and big families. They both seem vibrant and fun even if Harry can sometimes be too colourful.
Harry obviously gets his looks from his real daddy. Those noses are identical. You think the Royals do paternity tests, just to be sure? On a separate note, I'm finding it comical how the media wants to create a fairytale. They are talking about how Kate comes from a working class family, as if Prince William took her from scrubbing floors to be a princess. They talk about her as if she comes from a poor family. She comes from a well-to-do family.
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I think Louis Mountbatten, who was Prnce Charles uncle .He died in the 1970's.....I will try to find out but I think that he was killed by an IRA bomb.
Britchick x
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Harry obviously gets his looks from his real daddy. Those noses are identical.
So are the asses. God bless Prince Harry's ass. GOD. BLESS. IT.
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So are the asses. God bless Prince Harry's ass. GOD. BLESS. IT.
What? No pic of his daddy's bum?
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I bet Princess Di got it much better from her lovers than her husband...
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Gotta love Prince Harry!LOL!!!!!!
Britchickx
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I bet Princess Di got it much better from her lovers than her husband...
I bet she was better in the sack than Camilla.
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Louis is also one of William's names. His full name is William Arthur Philip Louis.
More on the "why" of Prince George's names here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23444082
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Can someone verify there had been no skulduggery such as an infant impostor being substituted in the royal bedchamber?
ps: The Lady Miss P has returned by special request of the House of Windsor :P
Technology has replaced having the Home Secretary present in the Royal birthing chamber. Now a miniature web cam is lodged in the womb from month 4 off the pregnancy , the tapes are stored under the utmost security at M16 headquarters . Vauxhall.
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Technology has replaced having the Home Secretary present in the Royal birthing chamber. Now a miniature web cam is lodged in the womb from month 4 off the pregnancy , the tapes are stored under the utmost security at M16 headquarters . Vauxhall.
Kinda like Bill Oddie does with bird's nests on Springwatch? ;D
Nice to see you around the place again, Michael. Hope you enjoyed your time in Orkney. Are they actually having a summer there this year like we are here on the Rock?
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The Orkney summer IMO has been wonderful Ann , blue sky scudding clouds no mugginess odd days off Hare - sea fog- its my first day in London and I am struggling with the air but needs must. Has not this baby thing been retch making the interviews with assorted Carolines and Rupert's outside the Palace had me itching for my Bren gun. I,m away now to work on my prejudices and not be such a republican / class bigot . big love.
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Has not this baby thing been retch making ...
I haven't seen a single thing on telly about it - because I "tape" any shows I want to watch on my Sky+ box so I can zip through the adverts and rewind when I miss something. I don't listen to radio much either. To be honest, I've only read an on-line article or two and I didn't even hear about the birth until the next day when I saw this thread.
Yep, that's right. I read about it here first. I hope they don't revoke my residency stamp in my passport! ;D
So much for me being a Royalist, eh? I don't mind reading about the royals back in medieval days through the Tudors, but anything after that - meh.
Good to hear Orkney has been enjoying a summer this year too. It's been fabulous here on the Rock - about time we had a summer that lasted more than a fortnight!
Love to you too, sweetness.
Ann
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FINALLY
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