wtf... go MISS CAROLINA

[Miss Philicia]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

stunning

[JeffInNYC]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

stunning

did she win? lol

[Bucko]

Only a contestant from a state as red-red-red as S Carolina would answer a question about literacy in the US by voicing her support for the troop surge in Iraq.

She was probably home schooled.

[JeffInNYC]

I hope she is not studying education in pursuit of a career in school teaching.

[milker]

We're at war with South Africa? 

Milker.

[JohnOso]

Somewhere, JonBenet Ramsey is twirling in her grave.

In a cowgirl sweetheart skirt.


John

[Bucko]

Somewhere, JonBenet Ramsey is twirling in her grave.

In a cowgirl sweetheart skirt.


John

Sick joke of the week here. 

[MOONLIGHT1114]

THAT was a DUMB question with an even DUMBER answer.  Goes to show natural blondes have the brains, while the bottled ones do not!  LOL

WHAT A DUMBASS....... 

[bear60]

i didnt understand ....did she use sentences?

[thunter34]

Ha!  My favorite part was Mario.

Lopez was diggin' it.

[Miss Philicia]

Doesn't she sound more like San Bernardino than Charleston?  I wonder if she's hiding that thick accent with voice classes.

[libvet]

Why does she strike me as the embodiment of Julie Brown's song "Cause I'm a Blond"?



Because I'm blond, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby, and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blond, and I keep these tan
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
'Cause I'm blond, B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blond, don't you wish you were me

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy
So what?
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
'Cause I'm blond, nya nya nya
'Cause I'm a blond, nya nya nya

They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well I got a TV show and this was my audition
Um okay, what was it okay um, don't tell me oh yeah okay
Duck Magnum, duck!
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course
I can't spell VW but I got a Porsche
'Cause I'm a blond, B-L-I-N-D
'Cause I'm a blond, don't you wish you were me


I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.


'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause we're a blond, yeah yeah yeah

Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
'Cause I'm a blond, B-L... I don't know
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah
'Cause I'm a blond, yeah yeah yeah

[aupointillimite]

Doesn't she sound more like San Bernardino than Charleston?  I wonder if she's hiding that thick accent with voice classes.

Oh yeah.

I'd say she sounds like a valley girl, but Charleston's topography is as flat as a table... not many valleys there.

Her accent is one that I like to call "dumbass."

[pozguy75]

for the record I live in NORTH Carolina!

[pozguy75]

Oh yeah.

I'd say she sounds like a valley girl, but Charleston's topography is as flat as a table... not many valleys there.

Her accent is one that I like to call "dumbass."

But that is the GOP's base!

[JeffInNYC]

for the record I live in NORTH Carolina!

and for the record, I think youre prettier than Miss South Carolina.  Oh yes.   

[libvet]

and for the record, I think youre prettier than Miss South Carolina.  Oh yes.   

That's true.  And he can form a coherent sentence unlike Miss SC.

pozguy75 - 2
Miss SC - 0

[JeffInNYC]

That's true.  And he can form a coherent sentence unlike Miss SC.

pozguy75 - 2
Miss SC - 0

And now will Jeremy please submit a link for the talent part of this competition? 

[AlanBama]

Beauty, Brains, Boobs......well 2 out of 3 ain't bad   

I'll bet her schoolteachers were cringing when they saw that.....

[pozguy75]

And now will Jeremy please submit a link for the talent part of this competition? 

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I can't....not that kind of website...I don't want Papa Peter to get mad at me...

[Miss Philicia]

for the record I live in NORTH Carolina!

Yeah, but can't you spit out your window in Charlotte and it land in Rock Hill?

[JeffInNYC]

Yeah, but can't you spit out your window in Charlotte and it land in Rock Hill?

Jeromy doesnt spit, he swa....umm, nevermind.   

[libvet]

\

I can't....not that kind of website...I don't want Papa Peter to get mad at me...

Alrighty then.....on to the swimsuit competition!

[pozguy75]

how about this from the pool today...

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[JeffInNYC]

how about this from the pool today...

remove the cap and I think we've found our next cover model. 

[Miss Philicia]

Wait a minute.  Didn't I see those Dolce sunglasss on myspace?

[JeffInNYC]

We're all being too hard on this poor girl.  Miss South Carolina was clearly nervous and is now kicking herself for not mentioning that "maps" spelled backwards is "SPAM"!!!  To this day she feels that omission is what cost her the coveted crown.

[Miss Philicia]

ha ha... this youtube video got so many hits they just reported on it on CNN

[pozattitude]

she forgot to thank god 


ooops...made a mistake...she forgot to say World Peace..that's it...

[cayucosguy]

should've seen that train wreck coming... must have taken diction classes from moon unit zappa

[JeffInNYC]

ha ha... this youtube video got so many hits they just reported on it on CNN

and she probably still doesnt get it....right now I bet she's telling everybody about it, even sending out the link, all excited that she's standing next to Mario Lopez!!!

[Miss Philicia]

She's probably coked up.  Didn't that happen with one girl last year?

[thunter34]

i'm still diggin' on Lopez.  the look on his face is priceless.

it screams, ''this gig was totally worth it....just for this moment"

[GSOgymrat]

I have a fear of being in front of an audience and she is living my nightmare. It's your big moment, you get up there, have a complete synaptic meltdown and words begin just dribbling from your mouth. Then your shame goes viral on international multimedia formats. Yes, she's probably dumb as a stump but I feel bad for her.

[pozattitude]

I stick to  World Peace



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[GSOgymrat]

I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.

Classic!   Love Julie Brown.

Thanks to Jeromy! Your shirtless pics make any thread more fun.

[AlanBama]

everyone knows you're supposed to work "Billy Graham" into any answer you give in a beauty contest!

i.e. "Oh, I think it's just tragic the way so many people are unable to read a map, but people like Rev. Billy Graham are reaching out to them"......

she needs to go back to beauty pageant 101

[scud44]

Beauty, Brains, Boobs......well 2 out of 3 ain't bad   

I'll bet her schoolteachers were cringing when they saw that.....

I doubt if school has been part of here life!!!!!

[milker]

I wonder if she can find the state of South Africa on a US map.

Milker.

[JeffInNYC]

This holiday season, I wonder how many maps she will get as a present?
By the way, the story made the local news here and they showed the whole clip and Mario looked like he couldnt keep a straight face.

[libvet]

everyone knows you're supposed to work "Billy Graham" into any answer you give in a beauty contest!

i.e. "Oh, I think it's just tragic the way so many people are unable to read a map, but people like Rev. Billy Graham are reaching out to them"......

she needs to go back to beauty pageant 101

But on the plus side, she at least had the presence of mind to try to slip in the "for our children" at the end of her not even close to coherent answer.

[JeffInNYC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cBQXgFn6TQ&mode=related&search=

[AlanBama]

 

[northernguy]

Ha!  My favorite part was Mario.

Lopez was diggin' it.

Mmmm, once again...Mario..always my favourite part.

Yep, he must have busted a gut when he got offstage.

[MOONLIGHT1114]

I just watched her again.  That was, like, omg, difficult, to like, you know, WATCH, the first time, because, like, she didn't even really, like, you know, complete her sentences, and then she like, kinda forgot, you know, like, what she was saying, about..........South Africa, I mean......like, US Americans (wtf?), it was, like, OMG.

   Mario WAS ready to lose it, lmao!

[milker]

Everywhere like such as.

I'll use that.

Milker.

[aupointillimite]

I'm suddenly reminded of that Simpsons episode where Homer's watching a beauty pagent.

The announcer is naming off the girls' names, and Homer responds.

"Miss Montana!"
"A beaut from Butte!"

"Miss South Carolina!"
"Nothing could be finer!"

"Miss Delware!"
"Uh.... good for her!"

[milker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUE1Cu04Jzo 

[JeffInNYC]

this all might spawn her first hit single:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAk4w__FgMU&mode=related&search=

[MOONLIGHT1114]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUE1Cu04Jzo 

Did you see HOW she became Miss West Carolina?  LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6r9m5RQ48c&NR=1