LMAO...Sure wish this person had asked their question here...

[ElZorro]

I would have loved to hear the responses from Ann and the like....still laughing my ass off!!! 

http://www.thebody.com/Forums/AIDS/SafeSex/Current/Q210314.html?ic=700101

[Rev. Moon]

That foolish kinky queen should have sat on a knife. Damn, there are some stupid people in this world.

Too bad he didn't say what restaurant it was. I'm sure that the patrons would be delighted to know what their putting in their mouth.

[WillyWump]

A spoon as a didlo? What possible gratification could a spoon give you? I'm with the doctor, he should ahve used the rolling pin.

SOOOO many unanswered questions here...did the OP jsut grab a spoon and go to the bathroom alone? Or was it part of a kitchen orgy?

But really...a spoon?

-W

[Jeff G]

OH so that's what spooning means .

[ElZorro]

hope not...I've heard that spooning leads to forking and that could become really be dangerous!

[Miss Philicia]

Before I bought my first dildo i used to stick the handle end of really large screwdrivers up my shit chute.  Once it went much too far in and it was kind of hard to get out, or maybe I just panicked but after that I went out and bought a dildo.

[Jeff G]

hope not...I've heard that spooning leads to forking and that could become really be dangerous!

Or god forbid sporking ... I had a friend who was attacked by a pissed of guy with a spork at KFC at the corner of Broadway and Belmont in Chicago . We called it the KFC hate crime .   

[Rev. Moon]

Before I bought my first dildo i used to stick the handle end of really large screwdrivers up my shit chute.  Once it went much too far in and it was kind of hard to get out, or maybe I just panicked but after that I went out and bought a dildo.

Was this during your stint as a butch mechanic?

Green plantains did the trick for me. Thick, smooth, and full of nutrients for my pooper.

[WillyWump]

... or maybe I just panicked

Hillarious!

[tednlou2]

I read this the other day.  Dr. Bob gets many questions like this.  I'm starting to think people get off talking about sexual stuff disguised as Am I Infected questions. 

I've had a few people who work in emergency rooms say they get a good number of people each year coming in with things stuck in their poop holes.  Many will actually say they fell on the object--just like the Seinfeld episode.  My "brother-in-law" is an OBGYN doc and said he gets women who will tell all their business.  I suppose this is good to share things with your doc.  This one lady asked him why she can't take her husband up her butt.  She said he is "so huge", but that she still should be able to take it.  It seemed like she just wanted to brag about how big her husband is. 

[jkinatl2]

We get many similar queries in this forum. Thankfully, the posters do not usually post elsewhere on the site.

But yeah, we have had some real winner there.

[Ann]

I would have loved to hear the responses from Ann and the like....still laughing my ass off!!! 

I would have liked to tell him to fork off, quit being so tight (literally and figuratively) and buy a damn dildo. ~looks at Miss P~

But in reality I would have just told him he didn't have a risk. It sucks sometimes to have to be professional and diplomatic. Sometimes I type out really scathing replies just to get it out of my system, then delete it and rewrite to tell them they didn't have a risk.

I read this the other day.  Dr. Bob gets many questions like this.  I'm starting to think people get off talking about sexual stuff disguised as Am I Infected questions. 

And sometimes I think they're just trying to wind us up. I strongly suspect that of Spoon Guy.

We get many similar queries in this forum. Thankfully, the posters do not usually post elsewhere on the site.

But yeah, we have had some real winner there.

Yeah, did you see the panty-sniffing post yesterday? He claimed he was asking for a "friend". Yeah, right. Pull the other one, mate, it's got bells on.

[Miss Philicia]

Yeah, did you see the panty-sniffing post yesterday? He claimed he was asking for a "friend". Yeah, right. Pull the other one, mate, it's got bells on.

Oh yes, I saw that one.

[denb45]

Before I bought my first dildo i used to stick the handle end of really large screwdrivers up my shit chute.  Once it went much too far in and it was kind of hard to get out, or maybe I just panicked but after that I went out and bought a dildo.

That's too much information, we really didn't need to know that about you 

[Joe K]

Dearest Ann,

I cannot help notice, your new signature that says DON'T FORGET, KIDS..., THE BIGGER YOUR POST COUNT, THE BIGGER YOUR PENIS IS. I'm just wondering if there is anything you want to share with the forum? Any recent surgeries? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Ann]

Dearest Ann,

I cannot help notice, your new signature that says DON'T FORGET, KIDS..., THE BIGGER YOUR POST COUNT, THE BIGGER YOUR PENIS IS. I'm just wondering if there is anything you want to share with the forum? Any recent surgeries? Inquiring minds want to know.

hehehehehehehehehe.... no, no surgeries of that nature, recent or otherwise. Of course I still have my non-surgical strap-on as well as my super-size double, but those are another kettle of fish entirely.

I found that signature avatar somewhere on the internet and thought it would be entirely appropriate for this place. Especially when going by that criteria, the biggest dick award goes to me.

PS - and the only reason I have am the biggest dick in the forums is thanks to the Am I Infected forum! 9421 of my 16,259 post are in that forum and 6838 are elsewhere.

[phildinftlaudy]

hehehehehehehehehe.... no, no surgeries of that nature, recent or otherwise. Of course I still have my non-surgical strap-on as well as my super-size double, but those are another kettle of fish entirely.

I found that signature avatar somewhere on the internet and thought it would be entirely appropriate for this place. Especially when going by that criteria, the biggest dick award goes to me.

PS - and the only reason I have am the biggest dick in the forums is thanks to the Am I Infected forum! 9421 of my 16,259 post are in that forum and 6838 are elsewhere.

Ms. P would probably be a close second

[Ann]

Philly IS second, behind me by only 2741 posts. Haven't you ever looked at the forum stats page?

[phildinftlaudy]

Philly IS second, behind me by only 2741 posts. Haven't you ever looked at the forum stats page?

Thanks Ann - never knew that was there - now something to further reinforce my obsessive-compulsive behavior   

[PeteNYNJ]

How does Miss P have any time for the Dominicans with all the time she spends on line replying and starting threads? 

[Queen Tokelove]

Was this during your stint as a butch mechanic?

Green plantains did the trick for me. Thick, smooth, and full of nutrients for my pooper.

I will never look at plantains the same again and I have one left in the kitchen...

[Queen Tokelove]

How does Miss P have any time for the Dominicans with all the time she spends on line replying and starting threads? 

I am guessing Ms Thang multitasks her ass off. But I am wondering who that yummy piece is in her Avy. I am jealous, he looks good and is smoking on what looks to be a blunt. I swear I so want to be like Ms P when I grow up....Fine men...Fierce fashion sense and a wicked tongue.....OH MY!!! Love Miss P...

I am also jealous of Ann because I want a nice BIG strap-on....*pouts*

[Ann]

Thanks Ann - never knew that was there - now something to further reinforce my obsessive-compulsive behavior   

Then I suppose you also don't know that each and every member here also has their own stats page, accessible from their profile page. Here's yours.

I am guessing Ms Thang multitasks her ass off.

Yes, I can just picture her draped across her couch on her belly, laptop on the end table, hot Dominican going at it, Miss P typing away furiously.

I am also jealous of Ann because I want a nice BIG strap-on....*pouts*

You'll have to come visit some day and I'll wipe that pout off your face.

[Miss Philicia]

But I am wondering who that yummy piece is in her Avy. I am jealous, he looks good and is smoking on what looks to be a blunt. I swear I so want to be like Ms P when I grow up....Fine men...Fierce fashion sense and a wicked tongue.....OH MY!!! Love Miss P...

Hands off my Antonio girl -- it's so OVAH for him!

[Queen Tokelove]

Looks@Antonio.......*gets fever*.....THUD...*hits the floor*

Yep Ann, that is exactly the picture I get of Ms. P too. What a DIVA, eh?

[phildinftlaudy]

Then I suppose you also don't know that each and every member here also has their own stats page, accessible from their profile page. Here's yours.
 

Yeah, I figured out how to see my own quite a while ago - I'm pretty self centered and self absorbed that way      It was seeing the stats for the whole site and the breakdown of most posts by member, etc. that I didn't know about

-Thanks!!

[PeteNYNJ]

What prison release program did Miss P find Antonio attending?

[tednlou2]

Philly IS second, behind me by only 2741 posts. Haven't you ever looked at the forum stats page?

I knew the "I love Porn" thread would be number 1.  It is interesting to see which threads get viewed and replied to the most.  I like how it tells you how many days one has been online.  I realize this counts when people sign on and leave the computer running for hours without actually being at the computer. 

[Ann]

I realize this counts when people sign on and leave the computer running for hours without actually being at the computer. 

No. When someone leaves a window open to the forums but aren't actually moving around in the forums or posting, they will only show or register as being online for fifteen minutes after their last activity.

[Miss Philicia]

The really amazing thing is how thunter34 still shows up on the stats even though he's not been on the forums since 12/5/08

[tednlou2]

No. When someone leaves a window open to the forums but aren't actually moving around in the forums or posting, they will only show or register as being online for fifteen minutes after their last activity.

Ah, I was trying to blame some of my time on falling asleep with the computer still logged-in here.