Nutrition, Wumpette Style

[mecch]

Do they grow vegetables in Texas? I thought it's been a hot dust bowl for years now.

[WillyWump]

Oh hay yall.

Supper was delish tonight. Grilled Prime NY Strip steak with Grilled shrimp, Baked potato with sour cream cheese and butter, steamed green beans, Teriyaki Mushrooms, and fresh peppers

I had to get my Shiner on while grilling..(Missp take note of the perfectly manicured thumbnail)



I wonder what the commoners are eating tonight?



PS- Oh also I'm single, who wants to marry me?

[Dachshund]

Looks tasty 'cept for the canned green beans and button mushrooms. Oh and light blonde, really girl?

[Miss Philicia]

Was that shrimp previously frozen at Walmart?



ps: grilled steak and a baked potato is about the simplest meal one can make. Oh and light blonde, really girl?

[WillyWump]

'cept for the canned green beans and button mushrooms. Oh and light blonde, really girl?

Do you really really think I would make such a big presentation just to open a can of green beans? Oh and the mushrooms were fresh. Nancy.

And why er'one hating on my light blonde? A petite beer for a petite gurl...and all that.

[Miss Philicia]

Yeah, I don't think those green beans are from a can. I think they're from a bag. The mushrooms are definitely from a can.

[Dachshund]

Yep, dem pole beans ain't fresh, and like your hair that light blonde is from a bottle.

[Miss Philicia]

In other news, Micky D's is considering serving breakfast all day long and expanding home delivery. That sound you just heard was Guilhermina's shrunken testicles shooting blanks.

[Dachshund]

Do you really really think I would make such a big presentation just to open a can of green beans? Oh and the mushrooms were fresh. Nancy.

And why er'one hating on my light blonde? A petite beer for a petite gurl...and all that.

You made the news and you look good girl.

http://gawker.com/woman-finds-toad-in-can-of-green-beans-485000025

[anniebc]

“I thought maybe it was a piece of moldy bacon or something. Because they have bacon in them sometimes.”

You have bits of bacon in canned green beans!! why?

Don't you guys have better things to do than talk about what you had for breakfast/lunch/dinner, I thought posting pics of food was a FB thing, 55 pages of who eats what...it must be true what they say, a way to a mans heart is through his belly.

Well done Will you now hold the record for the longest thread...love ya..


Aroha
Jan

[Jeff G]

“I thought maybe it was a piece of moldy bacon or something. Because they have bacon in them sometimes.”

You have bits of bacon in canned green beans!! why?

Aroha
Jan

I will show you when you visit ... the best green beans ever ! Down south we put a little pig in just about everything .

[anniebc]

I will show you when you visit ... the best green beans ever ! Down south we put a little pig in just about everything .

LOL...can't wait to see little pigs in a can surrounded by green beans.

Aroha always
Jan

[Miss Philicia]

***BREAKING NEWS*** The Most Gorgeous Cocktail Of All Time Features A Colorful Pickled Ramp

[Jeff G]

LOL...can't wait to see little pigs in a can surrounded by green beans.

Aroha always
Jan

I make fresh green beans with new potato's ... with a little pig .

Lets ignore Miss P and her incessant onion updates .   

[Miss Philicia]

Miss P is not a fan of green beans, especially those limp, nasty overcooked ones served way down in Dixie. No amount of delicious, salty country ham can disguise that taste.

[Jeff G]

I can make a meal of green beans and red potatos , a slice or two of apple wood bacon for seasoning and lots of onion .

[buginme2]

Green beans should be blanched, served al dente with a sprinkling of sea salt.

Not smothered in bacon grease and baked with fritos

 

[Jeff G]

Green beans should be blanched, served al dente with a sprinkling of sea salt.

Not smothered in bacon grease and baked with fritos

 

Baked with Fritos ? , yall better not be holding a good recipe back from me .

[WillyWump]

Don't you guys have better things to do than talk about what you had for breakfast/lunch/dinner,

No, of course not.

[Miss Philicia]

Baked with Fritos ? , yall better not be holding a good recipe back from me .

Frito Chili Cheese Green Bean Bake
Makes 4 cups

1-10 3/4 oz Chili cheese dip
1/2 cup milk
2 9oz pkgs frozen green beand, cooked and drained
( I use 2 14 1/2 oz canned green beans drained)
Fritos Corn Chips
Finely shredded chedar cheese

In a 1/2 quart casserole mix cheese dip and milk until smooth. Mix in green beans and 1 cup fritos. Bake @ 350 for 20 minutes, stir. Top with remaining Fritos, sprinkle with shredded cheddar, bake 10 more minutes.

[WillyWump]

Im gonna go get me some Walmart Fried Chicken for supper. That shit is good!

brb

[Miss Philicia]

Im gonna go get me some Walmart Fried Chicken for supper. That shit is good!

Look carefully when you eat it. That's not a spice rub.

Maybe you better stick with what you know

[Jeff G]

Im having mushrooms and beef consommé topped with cheese , was supposed to make last night but was too tired .   

[Miss Philicia]

Im having mushrooms and beef consommé topped with cheese , was supposed to make last night but was too tired .   

Dare we inquire what you ate instead last night?

ps: I looked a few days ago and they don't even sell Banquet dinners at my local supermarket.

[Jeff G]

Dare we inquire what you ate instead last night?

ps: I looked a few days ago and they don't even sell Banquet dinners at my local supermarket.

I had leftover turkey breast and some hominy .

[WillyWump]

Look carefully when you eat it. That's not a spice rub.

Maybe you better stick with what you know

Fret not! I aborted the Walmart chicken because when I passed the Popeyes their sign said 99 cents for 2 pcs. So I got 6 pcs. 

life is good.

[Miss Philicia]

Fuck that -- I'm going to eat BBQ Pig Tails with ramp kimchee at newly opened Cheu Noodle Bar after having my lab work done tomorrow!

[Jeff G]

Fuck that -- I'm going to eat BBQ Pig Tails with ramp kimchee at newly opened Cheu Noodle Bar after having my lab work done tomorrow!

Just remember the dark meat is high up on the tail on the bottom .

[Miss Philicia]

Just remember the dark meat is high up on the tail on the bottom .

oh! oh! shouldcouldwoulda methinks someone will B jelly! Sure ain't no Popeyes.

Unfortunately I just read that they're not yet open for lunch so I may have to delay indulging until next month.

[Jeff G]

Poor Miss P , having to eat onions to survive and now she is so hungry for meat she's daydreaming about chewing on a pigs tail . 




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[WillyWump]

The Most Gorgeous Cocktail Of All Time Features A Colorful Pickled Ramp

Ramps Ramps Ramps/


This here is how we do ramps down south...

[mecch]

Frozen green beens are good for stir fry.

Fresh green beans are fantastic - so many different ways to eat them.  I use them for dipping into hummus and baba.

Their season is only a few months here.   I don't buy too many unnecessary "flown in" fruits and veges.  Bananas, lemons, etc etc, well, what are you going to do.  But out of season green beans.....

[Miss Philicia]

Sushi for dinner -- thank you!

[Buckmark]

Miss P has been holding out on us -- looks like she opened a food trailer in Austin -- or licensed her name:

Ms P's Electric Cock

[Miss Philicia]

I prefer this!

[Miss Philicia]

... but I'm serving this for Wumpy tomorrow night -- This is for you people that love to eat ass.



and this for dessert

[mecch]

Oh vile. And curious to know if the possum is real, I googled.
Oh that's hardly the most revolting.  Bon appetite:
http://cavemancircus.com/2010/01/06/32-of-the-most-disgusting-canned-foods/

each one more disgusting than the previous

[Jeff G]

Get your order in now before its too late ... I have a shrimp scamper recipe if you need it . http://www.newsmax.com/TheWire/rat-meat-ring-busted/2013/05/03/id/502632

[WillyWump]

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Miss P has been holding out on us -- looks like she opened a food trailer in Austin -- or licensed her name:

LOL.

Now If they would just open a tunnel ride...

MissP's Electric Cock and Cavernous Tunnel Adventure

... but I'm serving this for Wumpy tomorrow night -- This is for you people that love to eat ass.

But what in it makes it "Manhattan Style"?

[WillyWump]

I'm in love with this stuff .

Makes me want to start juicing. Anyone Juicing?

[Miss Philicia]

Italian meatballs with tomato sauce and roasted parsley and thyme potatoes -- DELISH!

[WillyWump]

^ The presentation is lacking.

[Jeff G]

^ The presentation is lacking.

It kind of looks forlorn on that skimpy plate of vittles ... no wonder she is so hateful , its constant hunger . 

[Miss Philicia]

Actually they were delicious -- from DiBruno's

(NOT BANQUET FROM WALMART)

[Jeff G]

Since I am having major blood sugar issue I went to wallmart today and did extensive research on frozen entrees , I read the labels on every brand including the supposedly healthy ones like weight watchers and healthy choice .

The $ 1 dollar banquet meal and the other slop I eat for 88 cents is actually better for you than the pricy ones that claim to be healthy ,   

[Miss Philicia]

eat salads... I bet Paula Deen eats Banquet meals

Also, cocks

It kind of looks forlorn on that skimpy plate of vittles ... no wonder she is so hateful , its constant hunger . 

Portion control is quite an alien concept below the Mason-Dixon line, isn't it?

[BT65]

Since I am having major blood sugar issue I went to wallmart today and did extensive research on frozen entrees , I read the labels on every brand including the supposedly healthy ones like weight watchers and healthy choice .

The $ 1 dollar banquet meal and the other slop I eat for 88 cents is actually better for you than the pricy ones that claim to be healthy ,

Jeff, what is the difference in the frozen meals that make Banquet "healthier" than Weight Watchers, Healthy Choice, etc?  I'm asking because I usually buy the lower calorie dinners to take to work for lunch.  I would be interested to know the differences.  Lord knows if  I can save money I'm all for it.

[Jeff G]

Jeff, what is the difference in the frozen meals that make Banquet "healthier" than Weight Watchers, Healthy Choice, etc?  I'm asking because I usually buy the lower calorie dinners to take to work for lunch.  I would be interested to know the differences.  Lord knows if  I can save money I'm all for it.

I was mainly looking at calories and carbs and found the cheaper meals much better or the same with that criteria  ... the brand I like is Michelinas and I get them at wallmart .

The sodium is probably high but I don't have high blood pressure , these meals have about 280 - 350 calories and about 16 to 25 grams of carbs . Its just enough to make my meds work and not put me to sleep like meals can do to us diabetics .
This link will also show the nutritional info on the dinners .
http://www.michelinas.com/ 

And Miss P ...preemptive hush . 

[mitch777]

And Miss P ...preemptive hush .

Lol, cute, and good luck with that.

[buginme2]

Since I am having major blood sugar issue I went to wallmart today and did extensive research on frozen entrees ,

I don't mean to sound critical but that statement seems counterintuitive.  Blood sugar problems can be a bitch to solve and throw hiv meds on top of it and you could be in for a pickle.   

Do you know how to cook?  Maybe a small chicken breast and some fresh veggies?  You would cut down on the fat, definitely lower your sodium, and would have less an impact on your blood sugar.

Or even a salad with some garbanzos for protein? Some Greek food, a pita, tzaziki sauce and veggies?

$1 frozen meals doesn't sound like a solution if your having blood sugar problems.