Nutrition, Wumpette Style

[Rev. Moon]

Hello, is no one going to comment on that pic of me and Regan? Please people jsut because I hang out with Regan doesnt mean I am not "one of the guys" 

No comment. SRSLY.

[WillyWump]

No comment. SRSLY.

roflmao

[Miss Philicia]

Diner suffers cardiac arrest while eating a Triple Bypass Burger in restaurant called the Heart Attack Grill

Sure sounds like Wumpy's kinda place! I love how diners over 350 lbs eat for free. This is American Freedom!

[denb45]

Diner suffers cardiac arrest while eating a Triple Bypass Burger in restaurant called the Heart Attack Grill

Sure sounds like Wumpy's kinda place! I love how diners over 350 lbs eat for free. This is American Freedom!

Hubby Bob & I eat there about 2 yrs ago, and were not 350lbs, were height & weight proportioned, and we lived to tell about it......you can eat this stuff if you do it in moderation, and NOT everyday, I'll admit
we eat this once or twice every 6 months, just as much as we have anal-sex with each other 

[odyssey]

Hubby Bob & I eat there about 2 yrs ago, and were not 350lbs, were height & weight proportioned, and we lived to tell about it......you can eat this stuff if you do it in moderation, and NOT everyday, I'll admit
we eat this once or twice every 6 months, just as much as we have anal-sex with each other 

It saddens me that you're only getting some booty twice a year! I sure hope you're doing other recreational activities in the meantime! Because twice a year is just depressing!

odyssey (who makes it his mission to get sexed as often as possible)

[denb45]

When your old & married in your mid 50's that's about the norm, were good with THIS, I'm glad your doing it more often, besides your only 25 yrs old. and single and you should be, oh and, of course we have other recreational activities, were not DEAD 

[odyssey]

When your old & married in your mid 50's that's about the norm, were good with THIS, I'm glad your doing it more often, besides your only 25 yrs old. and single and your should be, oh and, of course we have other recreational activities, were not DEAD 

Glad to hear it!

odyssey

[Miss Philicia]

Question: how many times has Wumpy had the new Dorito-flavored Taco Bell hard taco shells?

Better yet, does he have one of the promotional hats the cashiers wear?



ps: this thread is now #7 in the all time Top 10 AidsMeds threads per the "stat" section

[WillyWump]

I'm not gonna lie...that Dorito Taco looks appetizing, and I would absolutely DIE for one of those hats.

However I've been on a grilled fish and Baked Chicken breast kick for a couple weeks now, and clutch the pearls, I've even patronized Souper Salads several times http://www.soupersalad.com/

I HAVE NOT HAD A BURGER IN 5 DAYS!

Oh also, I'm officially in love with Greek Yogurt. All I've had is Dannon thus far. Does anyone have any recommendations for greek yogurt?

-W

[Rev. Moon]

I'm officially in love with Greek Yogurt. All I've had is Dannon thus far. Does anyone have any recommendations for greek yogurt?

My personal fave from the brands that you can find at any supermarket is Fage.

[Miss Philicia]

I eat Fage and also Chobani, but my very favorite one is Icelandic siggi's (actually made in Brooklyn) -- Icelandic yogurt is similar to Greek, in that it's a strained yogurt, but Icelandic is even more concentrated and firm. It's harder to find it though as run-of-the-mill supermarkets don't carry it. You can find it at Whole Foods. Their pomegrantate/passion fruit flavor is the bestest of the best.

[buginme2]

I HAVE NOT HAD A BURGER IN 5 DAYS!

I saw on MSNBC today a study was done at Harvard that says even eating small amounts of red meat.  I think they said 3 oz of red meat a week is enough to increase your risk of death by 14 %

Who said everything in moderation? Apparently that's not the case

[denb45]

I saw on MSNBC today a study was done at Harvard that says even eating small amounts of red meat.  I think they said 3 oz of red meat a week is enough to increase your risk of death by 14 %

Who said everything in moderation? Apparently that's not the case

Oh come on dear, you know that's just the FEDS trying to scare everyone into submission, so we all don't end up on medicare or medicaid, obese, old & very sick, that way,they won't have to take care of us, and we can still work, contribute & pay taxes, it's the same way with teh AIDS, they don't even wanna take of the sick anymore, with slashing budgets of less funding .........haven't you heard it's an election yr.

[WillyWump]

My personal fave from the brands that you can find at any supermarket is Fage.

Yes, I've seen that in the Store. I'll have to give it a try.

I eat Fage and also Chobani, but my very favorite one is Icelandic siggi's (actually made in Brooklyn) --

When I finish up my Dannon Blueberry (fruit on the bottom) Greek,  I think I will saunter over to Whole foods and get a couple different brands, including Fage and Chobani.

I will do a Wump's Greek Yogurt taste test and report my findings here.

-W

[WillyWump]

I tried the Chobani Blueberry and I was not impressed. The Dannon Oikos blueberry is much better. I still ahve a Chobani Blood Orange and Strawberry to try, but so far I prefer the Dannon.

But right now I am enjoying the Dannon Oikos Blueberry, and I added fresh blueberries to boot. mmmmm, so delish.

Still need to try the Fage as well.

[bocker3]

I saw on MSNBC today a study was done at Harvard that says even eating small amounts of red meat.  I think they said 3 oz of red meat a week is enough to increase your risk of death by 14 %

Who said everything in moderation? Apparently that's not the case

Hogwash!

First, we all have a 100% risk of death, so you can't really increase that. 
Second, if eating 3oz. of red meat a week truly caused one to die sooner, then we wouldn't have a whole of Americans living past the age of 30.

M

[Miss Philicia]

I tried the Chobani Blueberry and I was not impressed. The Dannon Oikos blueberry is much better. I still ahve a Chobani Blood Orange and Strawberry to try, but so far I prefer the Dannon.

But right now I am enjoying the Dannon Oikos Blueberry, and I added fresh blueberries to boot. mmmmm, so delish.

Still need to try the Fage as well.

So you shunned my suggestion for siggi's? fuckwad

[Rev. Moon]

So you shunned my suggestion for siggi's? fuckwad

Chile, please.  As if you could find Siggi's at any of the pedestrian chains in San Antonio 

[Miss Philicia]

Chile, please.  As if you could find Siggi's at any of the pedestrian chains in San Antonio 

http://wholefoodsmarket.com/stores/quarry/

[WillyWump]

http://wholefoodsmarket.com/stores/quarry/

I love that particular Whole Foods. Lots of pretty Alamo Heights boys there.

I still intend to try Siggi, just havent made it to Whole foods yet.

PS- since I've been cleared to exercise, I will be making an appearance on the trails today. I wonder how my Bike riding hipster boys are doing? I bet they missed me.

[Rev. Moon]

PS- since I've been cleared to exercise, I will be making an appearance on the trails today. I wonder how my Bike riding hipster boys are doing? I bet they missed me.

Be sure to post a hot pictar of you in them biker shorts 

[Miss Philicia]

Be sure to post a hot pictar of you in them biker shorts 

the pink lycra ones?

[WillyWump]

I ditched jogging and my cousin and I grilled steaks.

Jealous yet?

[Miss Philicia]

You're eating two of those? No wonder your lipid panel is fucked up. Speaking of which -- did you doctor's dog eat the results again?

[WillyWump]

No wonder your lipid panel is fucked up.

Whatevs Mr. Fried Eggs. 

Why are you still awake?

[Miss Philicia]

Whatevs Mr. Fried Eggs. 

Why are you still awake?

I just dozed off on the sofa for a few hours. Oh, and I only buy 1/2 dozen eggs about every two months. And you?

I'm having potato and mushroom soup right now, homemade.

[mecch]

Lately a lot of the quality but industrial chocolate seems too sweet and cloying to me. Such as Lindt.  And I don't like 75% or above, dark, usually.

But I found two different brands of kitchen chocolate - or baking chocolate - that are cheap and taste just right!  Anyone else like baking chocolate?

[WillyWump]

Lately a lot of the quality but industrial chocolate seems too sweet and cloying to me. Such as Lindt.  And I don't like 75% or above, dark, usually.

But I found two different brands of kitchen chocolate - or baking chocolate - that are cheap and taste just right!  Anyone else like baking chocolate?

I dont like the baking chocolate. I'd rather chew on my shoe.  Also remember that to get the good heart healthy stuff in chocolate it needs to be 70%cocao or above.

[WillyWump]

After my glutonous day yesterday with the Steak, baked potato, Java Chillers, etc.. I had a healthy day and started off with Oatmeal and low fat milk, and then had a protein shake for lunch.

I also went walking/jogging today, and since I know most of you whales have never been on a walking trail I thought I might take yall along with me

It was such a lovely day, with flowers blooming everywhere already (thank you global warming)


Not sure what these were, but they are in a bush that stands about 4 feet tall, and smell divine...


This smashed poop didnt smell so divine though...


Poor Harry, he's lost...

[Miss Philicia]

buy some new sneakers tomorrow

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

I was actually wondering why W took the pic from that angle? 

I always heard that things look bigger if you're looking up at them.

[Rev. Moon]

buy some new sneakers tomorrow

They may be just incredibly dirty --they seem to be covered by some yellowish substance (piss? Beer? Egg yolk?). 

Still, La Willa needs better walking/running shoes; whatever he's sporting there (are those Adidas shell tops?) don't look like the proper shoes for it. 


Ps./ I liked your slutty avatar better than this homie that you're sporting now.

[aztecan]

OK, first, try Noosa Yogurt. It is supposedly Aussie style, made in Colorado.

But it is perhaps the most yummie I have found. They have a wonderful strawberry rhubarb and a honey yogurt that is to die for.

Now, about those steaks - why did you burn them? You know if they don't moo when you bite into them, they are over done.

HUGS,

Mark

[Miss Philicia]

Still, La Willa needs better walking/running shoes; whatever he's sporting there (are those Adidas shell tops?) don't look like the proper shoes for it. 

Wilma needs some Vibram Komodosports dontchathink?

Also, it's all about Pequea Valley Farm peach yogurt! It's such a small outfit here locally in Lancaster that they don't even have a web site. This will just have to do

[Miss Philicia]

Actually now I'm thinking of buying the Vibram FiveFingers. Sure, they're ugly as shit but I figure they'd be really comfy to wear around the house in the summer. I can't walk barefoot anymore because of my high arch issues, so I need something minimal that will still hold my orthotics in place. The retail locator function shows that a store has them on sale for $69 instead of the normal $99.

On another note I believe that after having two beers I deserve to walk over to El Jarocho and have pork tacos.

[Hellraiser]

On another note I believe that after having two beers I deserve to walk over to El Jarocho and have pork tacos.

I don't think that's how that works.  You may be doing it wrong, or perhaps the beers justified the tacos.

[Miss Philicia]

A lil' souvenir 4 y'allz

[WillyWump]

A lil' souvenir 4 y'allz

It says free delivery. Why you bitchin about walking over there?

[Miss Philicia]

I haven't done food delivery since 2005. When have I bitched about walking anywhere except when I was on crutches or my foot hadn't healed enough yet? You're the lazy tard that drives everywhere in your Kia.

[Hellraiser]

I haven't done food delivery since 2005. When have I bitched about walking anywhere except when I was on crutches or my foot hadn't healed enough yet? You're the lazy tard that drives everywhere in your Kia.

Yes but your foot hurts you...Why wouldn't you get it delivered?

[Ann]

Actually now I'm thinking of buying the Vibram FiveFingers. Sure, they're ugly as shit but I figure they'd be really comfy to wear around the house in the summer.

EWWW! Not only are they ugly, but comfortable? Not with the individual toes. I remember when I was a kid and socks with toes were all the rage. I begged my mom to get me a pair and when she finally relented, I only wore them a few times. I hated the damn things. Drove me batshitinsane. (now you know...) She wouldn't buy me anything for ages afterwards - always reminding me about those damn socks.

Those fivefinger thingies look comfortable otherwise, except for the toes.

[Miss Philicia]

EWWW! Not only are they ugly, but comfortable? Not with the individual toes. I remember when I was a kid and socks with toes were all the rage. I begged my mom to get me a pair and when she finally relented, I only wore them a few times. I hated the damn things. Drove me batshitinsane. (now you know...) She wouldn't buy me anything for ages afterwards - always reminding me about those damn socks.

Those fivefinger thingies look comfortable otherwise, except for the toes.

Yes, I'm iffy on the toe thing -- and of course they're horribly ugly which is why I'd only wear them in the house. The toe thing especially for me, because I may remind everyone that I've had hammertoes, so they've had incisions and aren't quite normal anymore. But I'll go try a pair on and see how they feel. I need something slipper-wise that I can put orthotics in, and the only slippers I currently have are winter ones with fake furry lining inside.

All of my other slippers have open backs, or whatever you call that, so the orthotics fall out when I walk around.

[WillyWump]

Yes, I'm iffy on the toe thing -- and of course they're horribly ugly which is why I'd only wear them in the house. .

I was at a friends house and he plopped hs feet up on the table and had these black toe socks on. I remarked about them and he said he got them when he bought his Vibram shoes. So I qizzed him on the shoes and he said he doesnt really like them for jogging and only wears them now for working out at the gym. He also said the socks are about $10-$12 each so plan on buying a couple pair of those.

Anyways..

Blueberries are coming down now ...$2.75 for a container of them. So I am putting them in everything I can including my fat-free Oikos Greek yogurt.



I may make some blueberry compote tonight If I feel up to it.

PS- yes those are nail clippers in the background, deal with it.

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

Is that a 1st generation iPod dock next to the clippers?

[Miss Philicia]

compote

LOL++

[Rev. Moon]

Is that a 1st generation iPod dock next to the clippers?

Ewww.  I'm surprised that there are no toenail clippings in the pictar.  Perhaps they're in the yogurt, added for extra crunch.

And yairs, that is definitely a dock for a B&W iPod, circa 2003.

[Miss Philicia]

in many Hassidic communities, applesauce, or sometimes more specifically chunky apple sauce is called compote

[WillyWump]

in many Hassidic communities, applesauce, or sometimes more specifically chunky apple sauce is called compote

Uhh thanks, but all we Baptists know is that blueberry compote tastes yummy on pancakes.

[Miss Philicia]

Uhh thanks, but all we Baptists know is that blueberry compote tastes yummy on pancakes.

Oh, so you actually mean canned supermarket grade blueberry pie filling and a dollop of cheap frozen whipped cream?

Figures you're Baptist -- how the fuck do you manage to sleep at night?

[WillyWump]

Figures you're Baptist -- how the fuck do you manage to sleep at night?

All these years and you've yet to figure out that 92% of everything I say is said just to get you all fired up.

I'm actually Methodist. But Ive made my rounds and been baptized in several denominations (just in case one of them is the "right" one).

'Jesus is a biscuit, and he gonna sop me up