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(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/2/2c/Burylizalready.png)
She popped her clogs back on March 23 and still we have to eyeball her rancid old corpse?
For shame!
Your ads suck at the best of times, the least you could give us is a bit of variety.
Andy Velez in Carmen Miranda style millinery would be nice. Maybe David Evans in a sling.
Certainly her Annship in Ripley style knickers. ;D
Are we asking so much?
MtD
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Yeah, what he said!
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Yeah, what he said!
Heh.
You fruity old thing. ;)
MtD
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Liz who???
Regardless, please inter the old broad before she stinks up the place. The stench coming through my keyboard is almost unbearable...
CaptCarl
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Liz who???
Regardless, please inter the old broad before she stinks up the place. The stench coming through my keyboard is almost unbearable...
CaptCarl
Appalling isn't it?
I mean if I wanted shrivelled up old white women to be a regular feature of my interwebz day, well, I'd make In Memoriam my homepage.
MtD
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The stench coming through my keyboard is almost unbearable...
Maybe you should cover your keyboard in plastic or shoot in the other direction when visiting porn sites. Or get a washable one. ;D
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Maybe you should cover your keyboard in plastic or shoot in the other direction when visiting porn sites. Or get a washable one. ;D
Or mebbeh you could get into those Marks and Sparks undies, why not? :)
MtD
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Maybe you should cover your keyboard in plastic or shoot in the other direction when visiting porn sites. Or get a washable one. ;D
Oatmeal meet keyboard..... :)
Or mebbeh you could get into those Marks and Sparks undies, why not? :)
MtD
Que?
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Or mebbeh you could get into those Marks and Sparks undies, why not? :)
MtD
I actually do buy some of my undies from Marks and Sparks. I particularly like their push-up bras.
BTW, do you know why they call them Wonder BrasTM?
Cuz when you take it off, you wonder where they went. ;D
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Que?
Marks and Sparks = Marks and Spencers - a chain retail outfit. Think Sears, only slightly posher.
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Marks and Sparks = Marks and Spencers - a chain retail outfit. Think Sears, only slightly posher.
Yus.
In the original Alien the luscious Sigourney wore much sort after panties:
(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/d/da/SigourneyWeaver-undies.jpg)
Said keks were purchased from Marks and Sparks.
:)
MtD
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The stench coming through my keyboard is almost unbearable...
CaptCarl
Carl, I might be able to round up a bottle of White Diamonds if you'd like to spritz the air ;)
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Yus.
In the original Alien the luscious Sigourney wore much sort after panties:
(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/d/da/SigourneyWeaver-undies.jpg)
Said keks were purchased from Marks and Sparks.
:)
MtD
I much prefer this style:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41tehUDXOlL._AA300_.jpg)
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OMG!! Ann! You like Grannie Panties???
I also love the way you guys got surreptitious beaver shots in here. Am I correct in assuming Mz. Weaver shaved for her close-up?
CaptCarl
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I much prefer this style:
Glad you didn't opt for these, Ann
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t288/amhyoungaz/Granny%20panties/2-13-2007-190.jpg)
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OMG!! Ann! You like Grannie Panties???
Those ain't Grannie Panties! Grannie Panties go up to your waist.
The ones in that photo are really comfy. I have ones all in lace too that are quite sexy if I do say so myself. :)
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Glad you didn't opt for these, Ann
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t288/amhyoungaz/Granny%20panties/2-13-2007-190.jpg)
Nope, but I do slouch like that sometimes.
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Yus.
In the original Alien the luscious Sigourney wore much sort after panties:
(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/d/da/SigourneyWeaver-undies.jpg)
Said keks were purchased from Marks and Sparks.
:)
MtD
Can we please replace that rancid pictar of La Taylor with some images of Ripley in her knickers? Sigourney Weaver has that "am I lesbianish enough" look about her that I find kinda hot (she and Jennifer Beals have that about them). Of course we can always go back to the ads for rehab centers and Mac repair companies that I used to get before. Anything to get that creepeh image of Liz circa 1952 away from my screen.
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Sigourney Weaver has that "am I lesbianish enough" look about her that I find kinda hot (she and Jennifer Beals have that about them).
You know, Rev - if I look at that pic of Ripley at the right angle through squinted eyes, I can kinda see Jennifer circa 1983.
*off to find my off the shoulder sweatshirt to do a bit of flashdancing now*
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*off to find my off the shoulder sweatshirt to do a bit of flashdancing now*
Don't forget the leg-warmers!
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Don't forget the leg-warmers!
Yah, do the "Maniac" routine.
That has got to be one of the worst movies evah, plot-wise at least, and yet it is such a classic.
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Don't forget the leg-warmers!
;D
Yah, do the "Maniac" routine.
That has got to be one of the worst movies evah, plot-wise at least, and yet it is such a classic.
http://youtu.be/F6CaC0yCnRI
Apologies Matty ~ but it was too good to resist not going down this path :D
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Oatmeal meet keyboard..... :)
Que?
LUNCH meet keyboard ....... :D
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Heh.
You fruity old thing. ;)
MtD
Matty,
Yes, what you said. I'm a composting compote.
Had to amend what I first wrote here -- thought she was gone--wrong page view.
My fruity f'in bifocals aren't performing up to standard.
Can't you submit a custom graphic?
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Or mebbeh you could get into those Marks and Sparks undies, why not? :)
MtD
That would work, it would certainly take our minds off dear Liz.
Aroha
Jan :-*
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OMG!! Ann! You like Grannie Panties???
CaptCarl
Emmm... excuse me young man those are not Granny knickers they are called "Boy leg" knickers..well they are here in NZ...and very comfortable I might add... ;D
Aroha
Jan :-*
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And, isn't it about time to change the video interview that has been at the top of the page for at least 3 months?? It seems like it has been there forever. I would like to see other folks' video interviews there--changed like once a month.
I nominate Matty to be the next video interview subject for the top of the page. Who will second the motion?
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Emmm... excuse me young man those are not Granny knickers they are called "Boy leg" knickers..well they are here in NZ...and very comfortable I might add... ;D
Aroha
Jan :-*
They call them "girl boxers" here and yes, they are very comfortable. I think they're sexy too, because just a little bit of the bottom of your ass-cheeks peek out like a hint of pleasures to cum come.
And, isn't it about time to change the video interview that has been at the top of the page for at least 3 months?? It seems like it has been there forever. I would like to see other folks' video interviews there--changed like once a month.
I nominate Matty to be the next video interview subject for the top of the page. Who will second the motion?
I'll second that emotion!
The Jeremy/Mark video has been up for a lot longer than three months - probably more like six or even more.
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She's still there. I'm not a fan of that photo...looks like a Madam T wax tribute.
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The Jeremy/Mark video has been up for a lot longer than three months - probably more like six or even more.
So that's the infamous Jeremy/Ardon Masters huh? I've always wondered what he looked like. Now I know why I don't watch porn. It's hard for me to reconcile someone calling themselves an "AIDS Activist" while simultaneously making bareback porno flicks.
CaptCarl
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Well, Liz iz, it appearz, gone.
Okay, I give up, now she's back.
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Well, Liz iz, it appearz, gone.
Okay, I give up, now she's back.
Someone is messing with your head Em...she's gone again... :D
Aroha
Jan :-*
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Oops wrong again, it seems she only appears on the home page..they really are trying to confuse us Em.. ;)
Aroha
Jan :-*
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Perhaps we could keep that sidebar open for the next Gay Icon that kicks the bucket.
There's a whole gaggle of ageing theatrical legends that are on their last legs. And they all love belting out a tune at an AIDS benefit.
If we have a bad Winter, I can see them dropping like flies.
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"Pa, I ain't touching that with two 10 foot poles wrapped in a blanket."
- Ma Kettle
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What is a Gay Icon? could someone please explain this to me? sorry but, I'm kinda confused here ???
NEVERMIND I goggled it, but I still don't get it tho ;D I mean, I don't look up to anyone str8 or gay as any kinda Icon, but i guess that's just me I suppose.......
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_icon
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What is a Gay Icon? could someone please explain this to me? sorry but, I'm kinda confused here ???
NEVERMIND I goggled it, but I still don't get it tho ;D I mean, I don't look up to anyone str8 or gay as any kinda Icon, but i guess that's just me I suppose.......
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_icon
Think Cher... or for the younger members, Lady Gaga. ;D
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Think Cher... or for the younger members, Lady Gaga. ;D
Nope, none of them do it for me.......
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Nope, none of them do it for me.......
That's okay... I'm not THAT gay either. ;D
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That's okay... I'm not THAT gay either. ;D
Dear, I'm as QUEER as the next person, I just don't identify with such non-sense as Icons
i've rather leave that to you younguns ;D I'm gonna be 55 yr old this yr. :-*
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Oh queens please ;D. Y'all know that you have some "diva" that you adore and whose lyrics you know to tha T. Be it Cher, Madonna, Mariah, Whitney, Britney, Miley Cyrus or whatever. It is a gaynetic requirement.
I have my own and feel no shame: Juliet Roberts, Bessie Smith, Stevie Nicks, Adeva, Bebel Gilberto, Tori Amos, and so on.
Dennis, since you're an old fart :-* you probably like Diana Ross, Carly Simon, or Aretha. Don't be frontin'
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I don't like NONE of those, don't know their songs, and can't stand them half the time. . . I'm a bad gay man :-\
but I do love T.A.T.U and can sing some of their songs. so that should cover my gay-side ;D
thank goodness for Russian lesbians
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Add me to the bad gay club since I don't like the songs of cher, britney... and the likes, in fact I'm more like the usual rock/metal fan ...
But, I kinda like madonna's songs of the eighties, Like a prayer,isla bonita, material girl and so on...and including songs from Pat Benatar or bonnie tyler ...maybe that cover my entry for gayness LOL.
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I do believe that I shall have an Atripla dream tonight that involves Liz Taylor....
Before you call me crazy, just remember that it beats the hell out of having one about Zsa Zsa Gabor :o
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Add me to the bad gay club since I don't like the songs of cher, britney... and the likes, in fact I'm more like the usual rock/metal fan ...
you're speaking my language now, wooh.
I can do without lady gaga, but don't take away my social distortion from me. that's madness
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you're speaking my language now, wooh.
I can do without lady gaga, but don't take away my social distortion from me. that's madness
I hear you man.
Now that I think of it, I would be a really, really bad date if I were to go to a disco (gay or not).
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I'm a bad gay too. Do I lose my gay card for liking oldies like the Beatles and the Rolling Stones?
odyssey
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I'm a bad gay too. Do I lose my gay card for liking oldies like the Beatles and the Rolling Stones?
odyssey
Nope, you are showing class and respect for the classix. These other chirrens get their queer cards confiscated. If they had some decency they would have mentioned Nine Inch Nails.
Off with their heads!
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Oops wrong again, it seems she only appears on the home page..they really are trying to confuse us Em.. ;)
Aroha
Jan :-*
Relieved not to be alone on this Where's Liz quest!
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At least I have an excuse for not being into anything like this - having been born deaf. ;D *fist pump*
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At least I have an excuse for not being into anything like this - having been born deaf. ;D *fist pump*
Deef, eh?
You Capital "D" Deaf or just ordinary deaf?
MtD
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Deef, eh?
You Capital "D" Deaf or just ordinary deaf?
MtD
Totally ordinary deaf guy here... Not a part of the Deaf culture at all.
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Dennis, since you're an old fart :-* you probably like Diana Ross, Carly Simon, or Aretha. Don't be frontin'
Yes I do, but I don't think of them as any Icons, I have those on my PC, like IE, Firefox, and the like, now those are Icons, that you click onto to go places on the interwebs ;D frontin child PLEASE what you talkin bout willis, :D :D :D sweetie never tell a black man he's frontin unless you know for fact he is, my otherhalf is the only one who would know THIS, and it aint you :-*
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I remember when Madonna was a diva and gaga was the noise a baby made... ::)
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I remember when Madonna was a diva and gaga was the noise a baby made... ::)
As do I... I remember her pointy bra from her Blonde Ambition thing she had going... She made quite an impression on me when I was like 8 or 9. o_o
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(http://i51.tinypic.com/2d6wgtg.jpg)
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I remember when Madonna was a diva...
Sorry, Drew. But this is a real diva
(http://fashion-stylist.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/image/grace-jones2.jpg)
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Yes. Exactly like that, Drew. As I recall, that makeover didn't work out too well for her at the time.
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Sorry, Drew. But this is a real diva
I always thought he was a man in drag :D :D :D until I found out she was NOT a man ;D
now shut the hell up, everybody "Pull Up To The Bumpers baby" :-*
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I can do that one also... ;) :P
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2mmy5v8.jpg)
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LOL Dennis :D
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When I saw that first picture, I was actually trying to figure out if that was a male or female... I ended up right clicking the image, getting the URL and looking at the file name and then wikipedia'd her.
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LOL Dennis :D
:-*
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When I saw that first picture, I was actually trying to figure out if that was a male or female... I ended up right clicking the image, getting the URL and looking at the file name and then wikipedia'd her.
OMG, Sunny. It's hard to forget that you're the baby of this bunch.
Dennis ~ this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o0_-DqXqx4) is just for you :-*
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Totally ordinary deaf guy here... Not a part of the Deaf culture at all.
I've got a tonne of profoundly deaf relatives. My grandmother was profoundly deaf, her daughter, my cousins. All small "d".
They don't even sign. Make do with lip reading .
My cousin has even committed the Outrageous Sin of having cochlear implants. :)
MtD
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OMG, Sunny. It's hard to forget that you're the baby of this bunch.
Dennis ~ this is just for you: http://youtu.be/1o0_-DqXqx4
I don't know that one, just "Pull Up To the Bumpers" &" From the Nipple to the Bottle" Miss Jones that is...
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I don't know that one...
Lies. I heard that you assume that position all the time in ABQ backrooms ;D
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I've got a tonne of profoundly deaf relatives. My grandmother was profoundly deaf, her daughter, my cousins. All small "d".
They don't even sign. Make do with lip reading .
My cousin has even committed the Outrageous Sin of having cochlear implants. :)
MtD
Wow. So it's genetic in your case. I'm the only deaf person in my family. I sign SEE, ASL, BSL, NZSL and Auslan (thanks to my Aussie friend in Canberra who taught me some Auslan!) And I guess you could say that I've committed the Outrageous Sin as well, though I don't use it anymore. :P
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Lies. I heard that you assume that position all the time in ABQ backrooms ;D
They don't have backroom's in this town, if they do, I never heard of any, and we've been here for 10 yrs.
now I heard of "The Glory Holes" in S.F. but, I've never been there before, always had a BF for that type of stuff ;)
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I can do that one also... ;) :P
I saw that one first when I was browsing. She was a bit too joker-ish in that shot for my tastes... :-X
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...always had a BF for that type of stuff ;)
(http://www.bsfreemarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hoover_logo_2510.gif)
;) :) :P
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Nope, you are showing class and respect for the classix. These other chirrens get their queer cards confiscated. If they had some decency they would have mentioned Nine Inch Nails.
Off with their heads!
WHAT!?
I love me NIN, trent Reznor is like sex to my eyes.
I won't even mention the things I've done listening to "closer"
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WHAT!?
I love me NIN, trent Reznor is like sex to my eyes.
I won't even mention the things I've done listening to "closer"
Ok, but it will take a bit more to forgive that Social Distortion faux pas. For a moment I was afraid you'd say that you heart 30 Seconds to Mars.
(http://www.bsfreemarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hoover_logo_2510.gif)
;) :) :P
omg, we used to have a member who used that appliances brand as a screen name. He is soooooo sorely missed ::)
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I'll have to walk headless LOL, the only song I heard from NIN is "The hand that feeds" .. and nothing else :-[
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Ok, but it will take a bit more to forgive that Social Distortion faux pas. For a moment I was afraid you'd say that you heart 30 Seconds to Mars.
omg, we used to have a member who used that appliances brand as a screen name. He is soooooo sorely missed ::)
jared leto is sexyness . . . with an emo look. so I do heart 30 seconds to mars.
but I love me some Rancid, SOAD, QOTSA. and Mike Hess has a voice worth having an orgasm to
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Stevie Nicks
~drool~
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jared leto is sexyness . . . with an emo look.
~shudder~ For a minute there, I thought you were talking about Jared from MCR, but then I remembered that his name is Gerard Way. As in NO way. ;D
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I am a bad gayboy too... I don't like the diva genre of music. That's why I don't go to gay bars, the music really sucks. Seriously. One time I was kicked out of a local bar in ABQ for putting a bunch o' quarters in the jukebox and playing non drag queen music. You know, lAerosmith, AC/DC, Concrete Blonde. The barwench pulled the plug out of the socket because she didn't like the music. It wasn't "inspirational" apparently. I was asked not to play "that shit" ever again while she was working. So you know I had to do it ;).
Fuck the divas and their awful music. Give me a head full of 'shrooms and Pretty Hate Machine in the CD player.....
CaptCarl
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Give me a head full of 'shrooms and Pretty Hate Machine in the CD player.....
CaptCarl
And that's one of the many reasons why I hearts u.
A diva to a fag doesn't need need to be one of standard and cliche screaming banshees. I am a House head and love me so Ultra Nate, Crystal Waters, Adeva, Robin S, etc. When it comes to Cher, Celine, and the more typical pedestrian fare for the average queen I can only take some of their tunes (the MK remix of Dion's "Misled" is simply fabulous). Still, my real definition of a diva is someone who moves you with their vocal prowess. Billie Holiday, Tori, Stevie, Lena Horne, Bjork, PJ Harvey, and a few others are the ones for me. That doesn't mean I have posters of them or that I walk around the house dressed in my favorite white swan tutu or a bunch of gypsy veils; their music gets me going and that's just it.
~drool~
:-* :-* I'm listening to Bella Donna as I type this.
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And that's one of the many reasons why I hearts u.
Awww shucks... :-*
If a Diva can have a dick, then I do like one. Prince. Let's see if he stacks up shall we?
High maintenance, flamboyant, egotistical, eccentric, grossly narccissitic, flaky, and convinced of their own divinity. Looks like all bases are covered.
In the negative column we have the fact that he writes all his own music, plays a variety of instruments, as well as does his own recording. Real divas are capable of no such thing. They merely get up there and sing while others handle the creative end. Hence the difference between a Musician and a Recording "Artist"
CaptCarl
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OMG Stevie Nicks! I love me some Stevie Nicks! :) :)
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~shudder~ For a minute there, I thought you were talking about Jared from MCR, but then I remembered that his name is Gerard Way. As in NO way. ;D
oh god no :o
none of the band members do it for me , except maybe Frank lero, but that's just because he reminds me of Donny Darko and I love his lips
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...and I love his lips
Sorry klouny, couldn't resist doing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehuIwEmh-3g) :-X
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Sorry klouny, couldn't resist doing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehuIwEmh-3g) :-X
. . . I dont like HIS lips though :-\
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couldn't resist doing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehuIwEmh-3g) :-X
wow! thanks for putting up that link. I never realized the Boy had vids to anything off that album (Cheapness and Beauty) - which IMHO is the best music he ever did.
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I don't like the diva genre of music.
For shame on you non-diva queers!!!! Can't imagine a life without my Barbara, Liza, Judy, Cher, Tammy, Loretta, Dolly, Patsy, Patti.
edited to add: OMG I forgot Bette! thanks wolfter
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Nope, none of them do it for me.......
Liza or Bette?
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wow! thanks for putting up that link. I never realized the Boy had vids to anything off that album (Cheapness and Beauty) - which IMHO is the best music he ever did.
Mikie, If I hadn't been in a fog eariler, I would've posted this version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pgZ8kWAn6E) too.
. . . I dont like HIS lips though :-\
LOL. I think I'll go listen to Sin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiV9ZY1HZGE) as penance :o
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Mikie, If I hadn't been in a fog eariler, I would've posted this version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pgZ8kWAn6E) too.
LOL. I think I'll go listen to Sin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiV9ZY1HZGE) as penance :o
trent reznor's voice. . . I would gladly carry his love-children.
that man is just . . . yummy
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trent reznor . . . I would gladly carry his love-children.
that man is just . . . yummy
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/317281/Trent+Reznor.jpg)
:P
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:o
. . . :-*
*faints*
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:o
. . . :-*
*faints*
Down, boy! Down! Don't make me get the hose out!
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lol how kinky of you
but not online sweetie *wink* ;)
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lol how kinky of you
but not online sweetie *wink* ;)
:-*
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Awww shucks... :-*
If a Diva can have a dick, then I do like one. Prince. Let's see if he stacks up shall we?
High maintenance, flamboyant, egotistical, eccentric, grossly narccissitic, flaky, and convinced of their own divinity. Looks like all bases are covered.
CaptCarl
Well SHit Carl sounds a lot like my hubby Bob to me minus all of the diva-est-shit, and the fame :D :D :D just don't tell him I said that, are I may end up living with you & Norm ;D or in my Truck :-*