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Title: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: Strayboy74 on April 22, 2007, 10:21:34 pm
A friend of mine sent me an email (usually I just delete shit like this) and did what it said:

"Go to Google, and in the data field type your name and then "needs" (i.e. "Joseph needs") then press enter...   WHAT do YOU need?

Joseph Needs a Loving Family.

LOL

-joseph
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: Oceanbeach on April 22, 2007, 10:27:19 pm
Hey Joseph,

I like to google words such as "stupid", "insignifigant" or "jerk" and hit the Ifeel lucky button.  Nine times out of ten, it goes straight to George W. Bush.   ;D  Have the best day
Michael
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: Strayboy74 on April 22, 2007, 10:35:02 pm
I googled stupid and got the following...  which, I don't necessarily think is too stupid.  I especially am fond of the air-freshener in the like.

functional?  Yes
Mildly amusing? Indeed
Stupid?  The jury's out.

http://www.stupid.com/stat/BADH.html

-joseph
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: Dennis on April 22, 2007, 10:35:04 pm
LOL!!

"Dennis needs a pee break on Flickr - Photo Sharing!"
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: thunter34 on April 22, 2007, 10:59:43 pm
Quote from: Strayboy74 on April 22, 2007, 10:35:02 pm
I googled stupid and got the following...  which, I don't necessarily think is too stupid.  I especially am fond of the air-freshener in the like.

functional?  Yes
Mildly amusing? Indeed
Stupid?  The jury's out.

http://www.stupid.com/stat/BADH.html

-joseph

There are about 100 things on there I want right now.
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: milker on April 22, 2007, 11:02:02 pm
"<my name> needs" came back with nothing of interest  :-\

Milker.
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: Strayboy74 on April 22, 2007, 11:03:54 pm
Quote from: milker on April 22, 2007, 11:02:02 pm
"<my name> needs" came back with nothing of interest  :-\

Milker.

when I did it with your name, I got  "(your name omitted for privacy) needs YOU!"  it was just a bit farther down the page.  LOL

-joseph
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: Strayboy74 on April 22, 2007, 11:06:25 pm
Don't forget the Sushi Air Freshener!  What better way to say "I love you" than with such a gift! LOL!

-joseph

http://www.stupid.com/stat/SAIR.html
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: thunter34 on April 22, 2007, 11:07:27 pm
For the record, Tim needs an IEP.  I know what this is from my social work past- an Essential Life Plan.

Tim needs adults around him that he can trust.

Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: milker on April 22, 2007, 11:10:51 pm
Quote from: Strayboy74 on April 22, 2007, 11:03:54 pm
when I did it with your name, I got  "(your name omitted for privacy) needs YOU!"  it was just a bit farther down the page.  LOL

-joseph
??? ??? ??? I don't see it. But if I need me, how is that good for me LOL

Milker.
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: Strayboy74 on April 22, 2007, 11:11:28 pm
Quote from: milker on April 22, 2007, 11:10:51 pm
??? ??? ??? I don't see it. But if I need me, how is that good for me LOL

Milker.

I'm certain it would only lead to trouble. LOL

-joseph
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: puertorico2006 on April 22, 2007, 11:23:49 pm
Quote from: Strayboy74 on April 22, 2007, 11:03:54 pm
when I did it with your name, I got  "(your name omitted for privacy)  needs YOU!"  it was just a bit farther down the page.  LOL

-joseph

Giving out your name to everyone like a 50 cent hoe!!!!!!

Talking to other men?! I see how it is.....Im not good enough for you LMAO :'(
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: Strayboy74 on April 22, 2007, 11:32:48 pm
Quote from: puertorico2006 on April 22, 2007, 11:23:49 pm
Talking to other men?! I see how it is.....Im not good enough for you LMAO :'(

You Puerto Ricans are too possessive!  LOL

-joseph
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: fearless on April 22, 2007, 11:46:31 pm
Stephen needs to dump kristen because she really doesn't like him.

Stephen needs a reality check every now and then (yes, even I). well, that's what it said
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: puertorico2006 on April 22, 2007, 11:46:55 pm
hehe yea most of them are....i was just joking though.....

You can tap it also if you want lol...i know how to share  ;D

-Josh
(who is only puerto rican from the waist down  :o)
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: Strayboy74 on April 22, 2007, 11:49:32 pm
Quote from: puertorico2006 on April 22, 2007, 11:46:55 pm
hehe yea most of them are....i was just joking though.....

You can tap it also if you want lol...i know how to share  ;D

-Josh
(who is only puerto rican from the waist down  :o)

LOL
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: milker on April 22, 2007, 11:56:02 pm
So yeah puertorico and I have had internet sex.

Milker.
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: puertorico2006 on April 22, 2007, 11:57:08 pm
yep...we have videos to prove it....

LOL
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: Strayboy74 on April 23, 2007, 12:00:14 am
lovely.

-joseph
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: Buckmark on April 23, 2007, 08:09:45 am
Here is what Google thinks I need.  My comments in parenthesis:

Henry needs another month to recover (from what?)
Henry needs another drink (Maker's Mark, please)
Henry needs a new pair of shoes (I just bought a new pair of cowboy boots this weekend)
Henry neews a haircut (Guess I am looking a little scruffy)
Henry needs partner for offense to sizzle (oh yeah  ;D )
Henry needs runners who can score goals (gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!)
Henry needs some help (duh)

Cheers,

Henry
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: PeteNYNJ on April 23, 2007, 01:52:17 pm
This is fun

Most Popular: Pete needs our Prayers (Amen!!)

Other fun ones:
Pete needs more lube (I actually do - used up the last of it this weekend)
Pete needs more rehab (I say no, no, no)
Pete needs our support (please)
Pete needs to work on his foot movements (ok then)

Granted - most of these deal with that hot mess Pete Doherty but are pretty applicable to my life  he he
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: JohnOso on April 23, 2007, 03:26:41 pm
"John needs operation after hooker bites penis for non-payment."

Hmmmmm.....


www.postchronicle.com/news/strange/article_21212803.shtml

 (http://www.postchronicle.com/news/strange/article_21212803.shtml)
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: BooBoo on April 23, 2007, 04:07:31 pm
Jim needs a Kidney.
Title: Re: What does Google think that YOU need?
Post by: milker on April 23, 2007, 04:36:40 pm
"Milker needs 8 cows" (any cow in the forum?)
"milker needs 10 to 15 seconds to attach all four teat cups" (ok good to know)
"every milker needs to take a few seconds and properly align the unit on the udder" (i knew i was too fast)
"she deserves the extra pellets that every 'heavy milker'needs." ( :o)
"Often the milker needs to hold a load" (oh yeah, i know that!  :D :D :D :D)

Milker.