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Author Topic: Gay zombie porn!  (Read 2616 times)

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Offline aupointillimite

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Gay zombie porn!
« on: March 02, 2007, 12:08:58 PM »
I want some.

Liz is going to Baltimore in a couple hours for Horror Find... a horror movie convention... I really, really want to go but have to work... I have demanded that she buy me something... and what I want is gay zombie porn.  If she can't get gay zombie porn, then any zombie porn... and barring that... anything with zombies will work... preferably with Linnea Quigley.

I love every zombie movie ever made... hell, "The Zombie Survival Guide" is one of our bathroom books.

Sometimes I wonder why I don't have that many friends.

If I get gay zombie porn, rest assured that I won't shut up about it for two, possibly three days.
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

Offline Bucko

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Re: Gay zombie porn!
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2007, 12:23:43 PM »
Here's a start:

http://gaygamer.net/2007/01/video_game_porn_by_accident_of.html

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Re: Gay zombie porn!
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2007, 12:26:32 PM »
Of course, this is the ultimate in datached, nearly-dead, gay-for-the-paycheck blowjobs and dry fux:

http://www.kristenbjorn.com/

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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: Gay zombie porn!
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2007, 12:32:50 PM »
I actually want to make my own gay zombie porn.

It would be called Dong of the Dead.
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Re: Gay zombie porn!
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2007, 12:53:52 PM »
I actually want to make my own gay zombie porn.

It would be called Dong of the Dead.

Clever, darling!

I love porn titles that take their references from Hollywood. I don't believe that Honey, I Blew Everybody has ever really been beat.

Brent
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: Gay zombie porn!
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2007, 12:56:42 PM »
Clever, darling!

I love porn titles that take their references from Hollywood. I don't believe that Honey, I Blew Everybody has ever really been beat.

Brent
(Who scurries off on yet another search in the name of perversion)

Dawn of the Head.

My friends and I were going to make a Commie porn too.

My name is Leon Twatsky.

My friend is Josef Stallion.

And yet another is Mao Tse Tongue.
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Gay zombie porn!
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2007, 06:22:30 PM »
The greatest porn title of all times is, without a doubt, Lactating Biker Sluts.

MtD

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Re: Gay zombie porn!
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2007, 06:26:02 PM »



                        Schindler's Fist

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Re: Gay zombie porn!
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2007, 06:30:23 PM »
Poz Bear Type in Philadelphia

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Gay zombie porn!
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2007, 06:32:08 PM »
Schindler's Fist

Terms of Enrearment is another good 'un.

MtD

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Re: Gay zombie porn!
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2007, 06:56:51 PM »
Glad-he-ate-her :D

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Re: Gay zombie porn!
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2007, 07:06:54 PM »
Rear Entrails
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: Gay zombie porn!
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2007, 07:16:49 PM »
Dr. Strangelove!

Wait... never mind...
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Re: Gay zombie porn!
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2007, 07:30:45 PM »
Long Dong Sliver
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Offline jyngfilm

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Re: Gay zombie porn!
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2007, 07:38:01 PM »
Ya'll prob'ly seen this but:
 
> Matt Damon Movies*:

    12. Courage Under Myra
    11. "Facing" Amy
    10. The Stainmaker
    9. Good Will Humping OR Oh My God That's Good, Will Hunting
    8. Dogma Style
    7. The Anally Talented Mr. Ripley
    6. Titan DD
    5. The Lodger in Bagger's Pants
    4. Ball the Pretty Horses
    3. Ocean's Eleven Inches
    2. Spirit: Italian Stallion of the Cimarron
    1. Stuck It In You

Have Damon's people call my people. We'll dine.

* Shaving Ryan's Privates has already been done
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Re: Gay zombie porn!
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2007, 07:45:15 PM »
Ha ha ha ha!
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Offline Bucko

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Re: Gay zombie porn!
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2007, 01:41:26 AM »
We're still workshopping Bucko Seed My Pozass. I'll update as required...

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Offline jyngfilm

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Re: Gay zombie porn!
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2007, 01:58:56 AM »
What is your art Brent?  linguistics?           >>>>>>>> will you be coming to the States for the "Southern Gathering" ? I'd  savor the opportunity to shallow the water. ~jordon
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Offline Bucko

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Re: Gay zombie porn!
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2007, 04:50:41 AM »
What is your art Brent?  linguistics?           >>>>>>>> will you be coming to the States for the "Southern Gathering" ? I'd  savor the opportunity to shallow the water. ~jordon


Darling, I am an American, although I speak three lauguages: Bostonian, French, and common English (when I must).

Brent
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The revolutionary smart set reads The Spin Cycle at least once every day.

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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: Gay zombie porn!
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2007, 08:03:48 PM »
Liz got me zombie porn!  HUZZAH!

It's unfortunately not gay zombie porn... but it's zombie porn.

When she asked the guy if they had any, he told her that he didn't think any existed... which means there's an untapped market for gay zombie porn.

Which I intend to fill.

You may now call me George Romero.  Thank you.

Liz was also mistaken for Brody Dalle (the lead singer of the awesome band The Distillers, and for whom Liz is very often mistaken) by this chick who wanted to take a picture with her for her Myspace... Liz refused, saying she wasn't Brody... but this chick starting screaming, "It's Brody Dalle!  It's Brody Dalle!"  And Liz played along... oh yes.

I wish I'd been there.

I shall review my zombie porn (appropritately titled "Porn of the Dead") in the porn thread when I have finished watching it.
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

 


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