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Offline aupointillimite

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What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« on: February 28, 2007, 06:12:10 PM »
I feel like I'm in Patti Smith's "Land."

Or a disturbing, Lisa Frank twisted reality world.

First, Equus.

OK.  Cool.  Harry Potter gets naked... hurrah for all that.

But this? 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0874423/

It played at Sundance.

I found what Salon.com said to be rather... enlightening.

http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2007/01/22/sundance_2/index1.html?CP=IMD&DN=110

There's already a media mini-flurry around "Zoo," the quiet, sensitive, resolutely unsensational documentary about virtually the most sensational subject you can imagine. OK, no, it's not about vagina dentata. But it is about a small community of men in rural Washington state who used to get together on a ranch to have carnal relations with animals. Specifically, with horses. That is, with stallions. One of these men was dumped at an emergency room in July 2005, where he died of a perforated colon. A subsequent investigation of the ranch he had been visiting uncovered many hours of videos of men enjoying similar activities.

Much about this case remains shrouded in mystery. It's amazing that director Robinson Devor got any of these guys to talk to him at all. None of them reveals his real name, and several won't appear on camera. The dead man, purportedly a midlevel U.S. intelligence officer in an unspecified agency, is identified only as "Mr. Hands." Since there's no archival footage to work with (the ranch tapes remain under wraps, unsurprisingly), most of Devor's film consists of re-creations, using actors on substitute locations, narrated in voice-over.

It would be ludicrous to claim that "Zoo" dispels prejudice against people who have sex with animals; these men themselves understand that their practices are not socially acceptable. (They refer to themselves as "zoo," short for zoophile or zoophilia. They say, "I'm zoo," as other people might say they were gay or straight.) But at some level this film will confuse and surprise you. For the most part these guys seem like gentle, lonely and odd people, poorly socialized to human life. They insist that their love for their horses is genuine, and make clear that for the activities they have in mind, no coercion -- and not much persuasion -- was required.

To Bible-believing fundamentalists, of course, there isn't much difference between the activities presented in "Zoo" and ordinary, garden-variety homosexuality. My Dick Gephardt moment arrived at the end of a powerful documentary exploring exactly that issue. It's easily the most conventionally structured film I've seen all week (even if it does have a goofy animated sequence). It's also almost guaranteed to find a devoted audience; the crowd for the Sunday night premiere was at the edge of tears almost the whole time.


Someday, I'll learn to stop putting "film+horses+perforated+colon" into Google. 

I keep getting weird shit like this.
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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2007, 06:15:41 PM »
Someday, I'll learn to stop putting "film+horses+perforated+colon" into Google. 

Then you should never, ever google "thermometer punishment".

Ever.

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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2007, 06:17:39 PM »
Oh my.  Uhhhh, yeah.  OK.  ummmmm.  Yeah I got nothin' on this one.
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2007, 06:17:55 PM »
Then you should never, ever google "thermometer punishment".

Ever.

MtD

Too late.

Wow.

That'll do wonders for your blood mercury levels.
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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2007, 06:58:42 AM »
I stumbled into the world of zoophilia a while back when I was looking into the world of Furries, oddly enough after seeing the infamous CSI episode on the murder at a furry convention. This was before YouTube  and XTube were popular, so I shall once again take a peek into Interspecies Erotica
{{{ shudder }}}}   wish me well.

 I always thought it would be cute to have a Furry Party at a Gay bar, but only bears would show up.
which brings to mind  a story from my local paper about two people in fursuits, a raccoon and a fox I believe, that were questioned by police after they got a call about "two people in animal costumes asking for money at a stoplight'"  oh, it was 10PM. As it turns out they were collecting donations for the local SPCA, and figured that it would be alot more comfortable to wear a full fursuit at night since it was mid summer. I guess they didnt count on some old lady freaking when she was aproached by a 6 foot raccoon at 10 pm in the middle of downtown. but I done went and digressed..
next stop, ZOO Land.... :o
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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2007, 08:07:08 AM »
Oh, just to get back to the original subject, if you arent able to bop down to your local Megaplex and see the matine of 'Zoo'  a pale substitute might be Jackass 2, the unrated version ofcourse. In which Steve O and Johnny Knoxville first collect semen from a stallion, and then ofcourse chug it. 
 Put it in your Queue... Might as well add Clerks 2 while youre at it. Theres a donkey sex scene,

 
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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2007, 03:50:59 PM »
Did anyone on here see the X-Tube video, "The Squid"?


Quickly banned.  I howled.
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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2007, 04:12:45 PM »
OK, youve peaked my interist..  was it some guy doing a Squid ????

In my exhaustive research this morning and afternoon, I wasnt able to find any furry vids on XTube thank Christ,  the closest thing I got were vids of furry guys and Bears..  YouTube however has a huge collection of videos from Furry Conventions across the country,  interisting group of folks there...

Against better judgement, I did in fact Google 'Thermometer Punishment'.  Ill just be brief and say
" Lesson Learned" and be done with it.  Almost as bad as ' Infantilism"


 
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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2007, 04:18:14 PM »
You just KNOW this boy is about to Google "Thermometer Punishment" ! (another great band title, btw.)


To Lwood:   NOOOOOOO !!!  It was this Asian chick that shot a squid out of her hoo-hoo !!  It came partially out....then back in a little....then....o.......u........t.......


Then fell to the ground with the most satisfactorily horrifying,  "Ka-Thwack !"


I shrieked!  I giggled!   I hit replay!
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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2007, 04:20:13 PM »
Oh, yeah!  Then at the end, the guy with the camera picks it up off the floor and drapes it all out across her ass....tentacles full-spread!

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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2007, 04:21:56 PM »
OH!  And it was even BETTER if you used your mouse to play the clip in reverse!

You could put the fortune right back in the cookie!
« Last Edit: March 01, 2007, 04:31:11 PM by thunter34 »
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2007, 04:23:59 PM »
NOOOOOOO !!!  It was this Asian chick that shot a squid out of her hoo-hoo !!  It came partially out....then back in a little....then....o.......u........t.......


I have one where she shoots eels out like they're ping-pong balls. Very weeaboo.

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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2007, 04:29:21 PM »
I certainly dont see why that would be taken down, especially since they have an entire channel devoted to Fisting. , and if you manage to search the right tags, you may happen across the uncomfortable Hybrid of  Foot Fetish AND Fisting. Or to be more acurate, Footing. Many Jokes came to mind as I watched that little masterpiece..  I wonder if they have any vids with vegetables ????  Theres always Tomorrow..
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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2007, 04:43:11 PM »
NOOOOOOO !!!  It was this Asian chick that shot a squid out of her hoo-hoo !!  It came partially out....then back in a little....then....o.......u........t.......


I have one where she shoots eels out like they're ping-pong balls. Very weeaboo.

MtD


I entertained myself for a good half-hour playing it back & forth, back & forth.

Done properly, it made her cootch look kind of like one of the villians from "Pirates of the Carribean"
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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2007, 04:46:24 PM »
I entertained myself for a good half-hour playing it back & forth, back & forth.

Done properly, it made her cootch look kind of like one of the villians from "Pirates of the Carribean"


That asian fetish porn is a hoot. I love it. It amazes me to see what today's thinking Japanese woman keeps in her unmentionable.

You've just gotta take care it's not Loli-Chan. That stuff is evil and can get you into trouble.

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Offline Lwood

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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2007, 05:07:51 PM »
Note to Self : Clear Google Search History from Time to Time....

I just noticed that the last several searches were
  • Daniel Radcliff Nude Photos
    Thermometer Punishment
    Fleshlight
    Beastiality
    Un edited Abu Girab Photos
    Rentboys.com
    and  'Japanese Fetish Video'


I just dont need that shit poping up next time my BF does a Google search for plane tickets or something..

And do I even want to know who or What Loli Chan is ???
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2007, 05:09:57 PM »
And watch out for those sites which let you download movies that have "fudge" in the title. Really.

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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2007, 05:11:36 PM »
That's what I meant to do!  Thermometer Punishment search!


Should this be as is or should I search for "Images" ?


(I want the fullest effect)
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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2007, 05:20:57 PM »
The stories are more than enough, I dont the image alone would have the same effect.  Now if you want a shocker, just enter either Cheese or Smegma into an X Tube search.... I mean Damn, theres limits even in Porn.
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2007, 05:23:16 PM »
If you do have to google "fudge" then make sure the sites you go to have a top level '.de' domain. As we all know, the best quality shittin' porn comes from Germany. Don't settle for that cheap Dutch stuff.

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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2007, 05:30:20 PM »
I've always wanted an excuse to use the screen name:

ShittyShittyBangBang
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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2007, 05:39:40 PM »
Now this one isn't freaky porn. It's way creepier.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=61a7a6176e&c=1

All together now in your best southern accents:

"It's still real to me, dammit!"

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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2007, 05:43:16 PM »
Matty, what the hell is all that about?
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« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2007, 05:47:28 PM »
Matty, what the hell is all that about?

I believe it was a "meet your favourite WWE stars" thing. Poor old Bubba there got a bit choked up in the presence of his heroes.

-squirm-

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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2007, 05:53:42 PM »


 
Matty, what the hell is all that about?

I believe it was a "meet your favourite WWE stars" thing. Poor old Bubba there got a bit choked up in the presence of his heroes.

-squirm-

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  Actually that is the annual cow pokers convention in Tennessee...
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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2007, 05:59:27 PM »
Oh, my gosh! :o I knew there was a porn flick with some Brazilian woman having sex with horses in a stable, but I never imagined a man would find interest in being the bottom of a horse. Ugh, I feel faint...reminds me of the guys doing "fisting" in films. Scary stuff...
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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2007, 06:03:05 PM »
Matty, what the hell is all that about?

I believe it was a "meet your favourite WWE stars" thing. Poor old Bubba there got a bit choked up in the presence of his heroes.

-squirm-

MtD

Oh.  Anytime I hear a grown man weeping words like that, it always means one thing to me:  it's Revival time here in the mountains.
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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2007, 06:04:33 PM »
Am I proud of the uniquely horrific and totured path this thread has traveled?

Oh Yes.
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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2007, 06:05:19 PM »
Now this one isn't freaky porn. It's way creepier.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=61a7a6176e&c=1

All together now in your best southern accents:

"It's still real to me, dammit!"

MtD

Is this NSFW?

I want to watch it, but don't know if I should click the link.
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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2007, 06:07:01 PM »
Am I proud of the uniquely horrific and totured path this thread has traveled?

Oh Yes.

Me, too.  BTW- I looked up Thermometer Punishment.  Yawn.  Punishment by sticking a thermometer up your ass?

It would need to be one HELL of a thermometer to punish me.

Unless boredom was the punishment.
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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2007, 06:27:56 PM »
Now this one isn't freaky porn. It's way creepier.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=61a7a6176e&c=1

All together now in your best southern accents:

"It's still real to me, dammit!"

MtD

Now this guy scared me more than getting screwed by a horse! :D Totally freaked out by the crybaby man... :o
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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2007, 07:11:11 PM »
Me, too.  BTW- I looked up Thermometer Punishment.  Yawn.  Punishment by sticking a thermometer up your ass?

It would need to be one HELL of a thermometer to punish me.

Unless boredom was the punishment.



You should have reada few more of those stories, Some Vicks Vapo Rub was involved, and it went in  shall we say, another orafice ( and I dont mean ear nose or mouth. )

Yes I noticed that this has definitely taken a wonderfully twisted and Nasty path. Kindof like a Tornado hitting a Landfill.... 
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« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2007, 09:14:14 PM »
Is this NSFW?

I want to watch it, but don't know if I should click the link.


For sophisticated type, you sure can be naive Benj. ;) Anything Matty the Damned posts should be considered NSFW.

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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2007, 09:17:17 PM »
For sophisticated type, you sure can be naive Benj. ;) Anything Matty the Damned posts should be considered NSFW.

"Naive?"  I prefer the term "innocently oblivious with a high corruption potential."

 :D

But I shall take your advice to heart... and watch it while masturbating like a bonobo in the privacy of my room.
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« Reply #34 on: March 01, 2007, 09:28:27 PM »
I looked up Thermometer Punishment.  Yawn.  Punishment by sticking a thermometer up your ass?

Really? That's the only link you found? Ah well. I must have a particular knack in finding these things.

But I shall take your advice to heart... and watch it while masturbating like a bonobo in the privacy of my room.

Hehehe. You do that kid. ;)

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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2007, 09:43:27 PM »
If there's a good link out there that I somehow missed, PM me! 

Maybe I'm in a punishment mood.
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« Reply #36 on: March 01, 2007, 10:05:20 PM »
If there's a good link out there that I somehow missed, PM me!

Maybe I'm in a punishment mood.


Heheheh. I'll dig something up for you Timmy.

Actually the "thermometer punishment" thing is a reference to the Spin Cycle. One day when I was going through the sentinel data I found that someone from Japan (yup Japan, who woulda thunk it?) had found us by entering "thermometer punishment" into Yahoo!.

It linked to several of the Buckled One's articles.

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« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2007, 10:19:49 PM »
By all means, do.
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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2007, 11:27:14 AM »
How is it possible...When did I...can't remember ever... :o

Tim, thermometer punishment sends a drip of cold sweat down my back to this day.

Japan you say?

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Re: What's with the horses all of a sudden?
« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2007, 08:00:58 PM »
is that fear, / fears just excitement in need of an attitude adjustment
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