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Author Topic: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!  (Read 2467 times)

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Offline skeebo1969

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SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« on: March 02, 2007, 09:38:48 AM »


"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.

       
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

   
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.


The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)


   The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to "do" this one.)

             
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.   (You're not doubting this, are you?)


There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say . a e i o u)


TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)


A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.


A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is)
                                                 

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.


A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.


A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.)

                                                                 
Almonds are a member of the peach family.


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.


February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.


In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.


If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

                 
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!


Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.


The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.


The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.


The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that)

                                             
There are more chickens than people in the world.


Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.


Women blink nearly twice as much as men.


Now you know everything!



   
I despise the song Love is in the Air, you should too.

Offline J.R.E.

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2007, 09:49:55 AM »


             
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.   (You're not doubting this, are you?)


   


And a very rare zoological word "annelidous"  :P
Current Meds ; Viramune, Epzicom, 40mg of simvastatin, 12.5mg of Hydrochlorothiazide.
Metoprolol tartrate 25mg



http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=40802.0

http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=45159.0

http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=39722.msg495621;topicseen#msg495621

http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=46806.0

http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=39414.msg491701#msg491701


 In October of 2003, My t-cell count was 16, Viral load was over 500,000, Percentage at that time was 5%. I started my first  HAART regimen  on October 24th,03.

 As of 6/4/14,  t-cells are at 423, Viral load <40

 Current % is at 13% 

  
 62 years young.

Offline mjmel

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2007, 10:03:26 AM »
.....upset about the ears thing.

Offline Ihavehope

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2007, 10:48:56 AM »
Skeebo is not only sexy but he is also a genius.. mmmmmm..

Hi Skeebo  :)
Infected: April 2005
12/6/06 - Diagnosed HIV positive
12/19/06 - CD4 = 240  22% VL = 26,300
1/4/07 - CD4 = 200 16% VL = ?
2/9/07 = Started Kaletra/Truvada
3/13/07 = CD4 = 386 22% VL ?

Offline J.R.E.

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2007, 10:53:42 AM »
.....upset about the ears thing.

 ;)

I'll take a haircut please, and "take a quarter inch off the ears, while your at it !! ::)


Ray
Current Meds ; Viramune, Epzicom, 40mg of simvastatin, 12.5mg of Hydrochlorothiazide.
Metoprolol tartrate 25mg



http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=40802.0

http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=45159.0

http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=39722.msg495621;topicseen#msg495621

http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=46806.0

http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=39414.msg491701#msg491701


 In October of 2003, My t-cell count was 16, Viral load was over 500,000, Percentage at that time was 5%. I started my first  HAART regimen  on October 24th,03.

 As of 6/4/14,  t-cells are at 423, Viral load <40

 Current % is at 13% 

  
 62 years young.

Offline skeebo1969

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2007, 10:54:29 AM »
Skeebo is not only sexy but he is also a genius.. mmmmmm..

Hi Skeebo  :)

  Well you got 1 out of 3 correct..  The hi Skeebo ;).
I despise the song Love is in the Air, you should too.

Offline Robert

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2007, 11:36:01 AM »


My brother Charlie lives in Grenada, CA. about 10 miles S. of Yreka.   On weekends he stops at the YREKA BAKERY to buy a coffee cake for Sunday morning.

It's also a palindrome.

robert

..........

Offline Longislander

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2007, 02:05:09 PM »
 
Quote
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

what about a purple nurple??   ;) :D ;D ;D ;D

infected 10/05 diagnosed 12-05
2/06   379/57000                    6/07 372/30500 25%   4/09 640/U/32% 
5/06   ?? /37000                     8/07 491/55000/24%    9/09 913/U/39%
8/06   349/9500 25%              11/07 515/68000/24     2/10 845/U/38%
9/06   507/16,000 30% !          2/08  516/116k/22%    7/10 906/80/39%
12/06 398/29000 26%             Start Atripla 3/08
3/07   402/80,000 29%            4/08  485/undet!/27
4/07   507/35,000 25%            7/08 625/UD/34%
                                                 11/08 684/U/36%

Offline skeebo1969

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2007, 02:09:33 PM »


  Damn!! I forgot all about the purple nurple ::)..  Islander are you Jamaican? 
I despise the song Love is in the Air, you should too.

Offline ManISOMan

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2007, 02:25:19 PM »
They sat alone in the quiet silver night,
the stir of a leaf
made them quiver with fright

Owed to the moon,
the night was silver,
because of the loon,
the lady did quiver.

Offline ManISOMan

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2007, 02:27:35 PM »
And remember, a "free gift," is a pleonasm.

Offline ManISOMan

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2007, 02:45:28 PM »

The pie needed flavor,
she threw in some orange,
the pied-a -terre needed flair
she added some fringe

Offline ManISOMan

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2007, 02:59:23 PM »
Her favorite color was purple,
but when she saw the dog's pink erect penis,
she thought she would faint,
and instead thought of purple

Offline ManISOMan

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2007, 03:10:27 PM »
Here on the forum in this month,
I'm thought to be a bit recondite
decided to eat lunch,
still, they're uptight.

Offline ManISOMan

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2007, 03:14:22 PM »
It doesn't all work,
and I'm not liked anyway,
I'm not a poet,
and don't I know it.
Still, this I say,
I won't go away

...................at least not today!

Offline ManISOMan

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2007, 03:21:37 PM »
So, you're not part of the clique,
sometimes thought a "dick,"
What do you do with your time,
sit there and rhyme.

Offline ManISOMan

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2007, 04:35:16 PM »
Will someone outshine me,
with their talent to write,
I think they may,
I think they mite.

Of course, you're thinking,
it wouldn't take much,
just give me a sec,
let me put down my clutch.

Offline Longislander

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2007, 05:24:07 PM »
that was sweet ManISOman :D
infected 10/05 diagnosed 12-05
2/06   379/57000                    6/07 372/30500 25%   4/09 640/U/32% 
5/06   ?? /37000                     8/07 491/55000/24%    9/09 913/U/39%
8/06   349/9500 25%              11/07 515/68000/24     2/10 845/U/38%
9/06   507/16,000 30% !          2/08  516/116k/22%    7/10 906/80/39%
12/06 398/29000 26%             Start Atripla 3/08
3/07   402/80,000 29%            4/08  485/undet!/27
4/07   507/35,000 25%            7/08 625/UD/34%
                                                 11/08 684/U/36%

Offline ManISOMan

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2007, 06:40:52 PM »
Thank you, Longislander!

<G>

Offline ManISOMan

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2007, 08:11:25 PM »
Given some time, I've come up with this.......
You man never understand why,
some people's favorite is the colour of purple.
Anymore than you'll know for a fact,
if Richard Gere ever did do that thing with a gerbil.
So, you may as well sit there, relax,
and enjoy your wine, cheese, and chervil.
Pardon me now, I must go and piss.

Offline ManISOMan

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Re: SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2007, 08:49:23 PM »
I apologize for the typo..............the second line in previous post should begin.........You may never..............but I'm certain most everyone figured that out. 

 


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