Author Topic: Bottom or Top? (Read 28172 times)

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #50 on:** February 21, 2007, 04:00:48 PM »

Quote from: Queen Akasha on February 21, 2007, 03:28:14 PM

I was going to vote on the poll but I didn't want to tip the scales... ....I know this was really meant for you gay guys out there but the straights can play along too.....*feeling left out*... ....So Skeebo, since you are the only other st8 person I see on this thread so far, which are you? Do tell. Of course, the Queen will always be a powerful top....has even gotten a little carried away and been accused of trying to rip it off... ....

Well since you ask I must tell

. I'm a top by default. In my experience the women from Miami have very little lasting power when it comes to getting on top. When I say getting on top, I don't mean none of that straddling bullsh*t either... I want the Olympic squat routine or nothing... yes women hate when you time this event I have learned. Don't get me started on the oral thing... "Oh baby my jaw hurts!" Give me a fricking break..(please)! Anything that can talk that much should be able to suck a watermelon through a garden hose, of course this is just an observation. Which leads me to my favorite saying, " I've got a tongue that's long and a back that's mighty strong " The sisters think so too... I've yet to have a Caucasian and by the looks of things it won't ever happen

.. I've struck some gold with my current love....

egello · « **Reply #51 on:** February 21, 2007, 04:30:48 PM »

Quote from: skeebo1969 on February 21, 2007, 04:00:48 PM

Well since you ask I must tell . I'm a top by default. In my experience the women from Miami have very little lasting power when it comes to getting on top. When I say getting on top, I don't mean none of that straddling bullsh*t either... I want the Olympic squat routine or nothing... yes women hate when you time this event I have learned. Don't get me started on the oral thing... "Oh baby my jaw hurts!" Give me a fricking break..(please)! Anything that can talk that much should be able to suck a watermelon through a garden hose, of course this is just an observation. Which leads me to my favorite saying, " I've got a tongue that's long and a back that's mighty strong " The sisters think so too... I've yet to have a Caucasian and by the looks of things it won't ever happen .. I've struck some gold with my current love....

yum, i love tops

arn't power bottoms same as aggresive bottom?

aupointillimite · « **Reply #52 on:** February 21, 2007, 04:34:37 PM »

Quote from: egello on February 21, 2007, 04:30:48 PM

yum, i love tops

arn't power bottoms same as aggresive bottom?

Yes. But with more spark.

marc11864 · « **Reply #53 on:** February 21, 2007, 04:36:12 PM »

Well, I consider myself versatile leaning to bottom but have been called a professional bottom before which puts a huge smile on my face

Lou-ah-vull · « **Reply #54 on:** February 21, 2007, 04:58:00 PM »

I always like to agree with Jonathan....I vote Libertarian too!

Bucko · « **Reply #55 on:** February 21, 2007, 05:13:14 PM »

Quote from: egello on February 21, 2007, 04:30:48 PM

yum, i love tops

arn't power bottoms same as aggresive bottom?

Powerbottoms are not just aggresive. It's more in the approach of finding complete satisfaction completely satisfying his top. They are known for their fearlessness, stamina and ability to absorb an assault with gusto and good humor. The only thing a powerbottom fears is a lack of randy tops and, perhaps, hemorroids.

Without powerbottoms we tops would be lonely souls indeed.

Brent
(Who appreciates being in total control)

aupointillimite · « **Reply #56 on:** February 21, 2007, 05:18:29 PM »

Quote from: Bucko on February 21, 2007, 05:13:14 PM

Powerbottoms are not just aggresive. It's more in the approach of finding complete satisfaction completely satisfying his top. They are known for their fearlessness, stamina and ability to absorb an assault with gusto and good humor. The only thing a powerbottom fears is a lack of randy tops and, perhaps, hemorroids.

Without powerbottoms we tops would be lonely souls indeed.

Brent knows his powerbottoms, and by extension... me... quite well.

Excellent definition of "spark" there, Brent.

Longislander · « **Reply #57 on:** February 21, 2007, 05:22:29 PM »

ahh, memories of that powerbottom.......................

fondeveau · « **Reply #58 on:** February 21, 2007, 05:32:49 PM »

Quote from: egello on February 21, 2007, 12:24:15 AM

just wondering....

can anal sex cause some sort of injury to someone's intestine?

He gotta be an absolutely huge mutha...see pics at:

http://tperkins.com/anal/anal_anatomy.html

heartforyou · « **Reply #59 on:** February 21, 2007, 06:05:22 PM »

An absolute buttlover here... invite me in please...

Hermie
Tennessee has a very sexy butt running around the Jackson area....

allopathicholistic · « **Reply #60 on:** February 21, 2007, 06:05:47 PM »

Quote from: fondeveau on February 21, 2007, 05:32:49 PM

He gotta be an absolutely huge mutha...see pics at:

http://tperkins.com/anal/anal_anatomy.html

OMG fondev

... and Marc I want you all to my selfish self

marc11864 · « **Reply #61 on:** February 21, 2007, 06:21:37 PM »

Quote from: allopathicholistic on February 21, 2007, 06:05:47 PM

... and Marc I want you all to my selfish self

as long as you don't have a heart condition!

Hmmm, I see the anal canal on the page in the link. Is that anything like the Erie canal?

fondeveau · « **Reply #62 on:** February 21, 2007, 06:25:48 PM »

I got a guy his name is Sal...15 miles on Sal's eerie canal...er maybe 15 inches...

aupointillimite · « **Reply #63 on:** February 21, 2007, 06:36:21 PM »

Quote from: marc11864 on February 21, 2007, 06:21:37 PM

as long as you don't have a heart condition!

Hmmm, I see the anal canal on the page in the link. Is that anything like the Erie canal?

Mine's more like the Panamanal Canal.

In that there's a lot of traffic in it.

Bucko · « **Reply #64 on:** February 21, 2007, 06:54:40 PM »

There's nothing wrong with a well-travelled road, especially on long journeys.

Brent
(Who's a whizz with maps)

allopathicholistic · « **Reply #65 on:** February 21, 2007, 06:55:59 PM »

Quote from: aupointillimite on February 21, 2007, 06:36:21 PM

Mine's more like the Panamanal Canal.

In that there's a lot of traffic in it.

you go, panoramic canal!

aupointillimite · « **Reply #66 on:** February 21, 2007, 06:57:59 PM »

Thank you, Alex.

And unlike the Panama Canal... ships aren't stopped from travelling through my Panamanal Canal due to being too wide.

In fact, they're sort of encouraged to make the journey.

And also unlike the Panama Canal, there's no toll.

Alain · « **Reply #67 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:00:30 PM »

middle

marc11864 · « **Reply #68 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:08:43 PM »

Quote from: aupointillimite on February 21, 2007, 06:57:59 PM

and also unlike the Panama Canal, there's no toll.

Do you have a toll booth though?

aupointillimite · « **Reply #69 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:11:36 PM »

Quote from: marc11864 on February 21, 2007, 07:08:43 PM

Do you have a toll booth though?

Yup. It's like a bar... well, it is a bar.

And I require drinks. Free drinks. Several of them... so I can get my charm on.

A pack of cigarettes is also a guarantee for a return trip.

marc11864 · « **Reply #70 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:18:19 PM »

Quote from: aupointillimite on February 21, 2007, 07:11:36 PM

Yup. It's like a bar... well, it is a bar.

And I require drinks. Free drinks. Several of them... so I can get my charm on.

A pack of cigarettes is also a guarantee for a return trip.

Well sign me up then!

Uhmmm, I feel compelled to tell you at this point however that I'm HIV positive. Hope you don't mind.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #71 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:20:30 PM »

Quote from: marc11864 on February 21, 2007, 07:18:19 PM

Well sign me up then!

Uhmmm, I feel compeled to tell you at this point however that I'm HIV positive. Hope you don't mind.

Me too! Oh my God! What a small world!

That works out really well, too!

I wanna be the first kid on my block to collect all 459,825,271 strains of HIV!

marc11864 · « **Reply #72 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:24:31 PM »

Quote from: aupointillimite on February 21, 2007, 07:20:30 PM

Me too! Oh my God! What a small world!

That works out really well, too!

I wanna be the first kid on my block to collect all 459,825,271 strains of HIV!

You better get started then. It's almost dinner time!

aupointillimite · « **Reply #73 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:25:47 PM »

Quote from: marc11864 on February 21, 2007, 07:24:31 PM

You better get started then. It's almost dinner time!

Don't you mean... that you better get started?

dtwpuck · « **Reply #74 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:26:28 PM »

Top or bottom? I can't decide. I have too much fun doing both, and I am really into both, but rarely with the same guy. Some guys are meant to be f***d and some guys are just top material.

blondbeauty · « **Reply #75 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:29:46 PM »

For more details see my profile. www.mygaydar.com/hermle

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #76 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:38:45 PM »

PLEASE DO NOT TELL LIES ON TEH INTRANETS!!!111ONE!!

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #77 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:39:32 PM »

PS: I could prove that I'm the biggest bottom on this board

just ask me

aupointillimite · « **Reply #78 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:42:08 PM »

Quote from: philly267 on February 21, 2007, 07:38:45 PM

PLEASE DO NOT TELL LIES ON TEH INTRANETS!!!111ONE!!

The Internet: Serious Fucking Business.

And Philly... prove it.

I am feeling puckish this evening.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #79 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:44:12 PM »

Quote from: aupointillimite on February 21, 2007, 07:42:08 PM

The Internet: Serious Fucking Business.

And Philly... prove it.

I am feeling puckish this evening.

I've never, ever, NEVER achieved an orgasm in the top position. I'm kind of embarrassed, and also rather proud. ha ha

aupointillimite · « **Reply #80 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:48:13 PM »

Quote from: philly267 on February 21, 2007, 07:44:12 PM

I've never, ever, NEVER achieved an orgasm in the top position. I'm kind of embarrassed, and also rather proud. ha ha

Actually, of all the times I've topped... I've achieved orgasm only about like 20% of the time while doing it. 60% of the time, I stopped and did something else cause I realized it wasn't going to happen... and the remaining 20% was me passing out drunk on some guy.

But yeah, it's a rare occasion for me to orgasm while topping.

I dig you.

Ihavehope · « **Reply #81 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:52:19 PM »

I could never come when bttming, it was Embarrasing.

Topping was easier for me, especially muscle boys.. mmmm..

Bucko · « **Reply #82 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:55:43 PM »

Quote from: aupointillimite on February 21, 2007, 07:48:13 PM

Actually, of all the times I've topped... I've achieved orgasm only about like 20% of the time while doing it. 60% of the time, I stopped and did something else cause I realized it wasn't going to happen... and the remaining 20% was me passing out drunk on some guy.

But yeah, it's a rare occasion for me to orgasm while topping.

I dig you.

You guyz are such holes. Gotta love ya...

Brent
(Who prefers to seed above all else)

Ihavehope · « **Reply #83 on:** February 21, 2007, 07:59:44 PM »

My first experience bttming was in 1999 when I was 17 and met this nice Puerto-Rican guy from the Bronx, thug and masc and we dated for about 7 months and since I didn't have a place and he was still livng at home as well we never had sex. He claimed to be a total top. After 7 months of pressure he got me drunk and told me to chill and relax. Since he was the first guy I was with and had hardly seen many guys naked he was about 10" long but it was too thick. about 8" thick and I hated it. I hated it with a passion because he got tired of trying to top me and I couldn't take it. So we broke up because of this. I was very into the guy and we tried but he didnt want to bottom and I always was scared to be with him because it was soooo fuckin thick.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #84 on:** February 21, 2007, 08:01:16 PM »

Quote from: Bucko on February 21, 2007, 07:55:43 PM

You guyz are such holes. Gotta love ya...

You gotta have somewhere to stick it, dontcha?

Bucko · « **Reply #85 on:** February 21, 2007, 08:07:23 PM »

Quote from: aupointillimite on February 21, 2007, 08:01:16 PM

You gotta have somewhere to stick it, dontcha?

Dearest-

The observation was hardly a complaint.

Brent
(Who thought that he'd cleared that all up)

aupointillimite · « **Reply #86 on:** February 21, 2007, 08:08:50 PM »

Quote from: Bucko on February 21, 2007, 08:07:23 PM

Dearest-

The observation was hardly a complaint.

Brent
(Who thought that he'd cleared that all up)

Oh, it had been cleared up.

My question was ironically rhetorical.

Don't ask me what that means... it just sounds impressive and rather cryptic... especially (and probably only) to me.

Dan J. · « **Reply #87 on:** February 21, 2007, 08:35:20 PM »

Quote from: heartforyou on February 21, 2007, 06:05:22 PM

An absolute buttlover here... invite me in please...

Hermie
Tennessee has a very sexy butt running around the Jackson area....

You ain't puttin' nothing im MY BUTT Herman M.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #88 on:** February 21, 2007, 08:45:41 PM »

Quote from: Ihavehope on February 21, 2007, 07:59:44 PM

My first experience bttming was in 1999 when I was 17 and met this nice Puerto-Rican guy from the Bronx, thug and masc and we dated for about 7 months and since I didn't have a place and he was still livng at home as well we never had sex. He claimed to be a total top. After 7 months of pressure he got me drunk and told me to chill and relax. Since he was the first guy I was with and had hardly seen many guys naked he was about 10" long but it was too thick. about 8" thick and I hated it. I hated it with a passion because he got tired of trying to top me and I couldn't take it. So we broke up because of this. I was very into the guy and we tried but he didnt want to bottom and I always was scared to be with him because it was soooo fuckin thick.

Can I have his phone number, please?

aupointillimite · « **Reply #89 on:** February 21, 2007, 08:49:15 PM »

All this talk reminds me of a song that my friend Stef made up for her band Toxic Shock Syndrome (chick punk band... good name, isn't it?).

"Won't You Please, Please, Please Stick It In My Anus?"

That was the refrain... and I'll always remember the last lines.

"Now, don't you think I'm a slut
Just cause I like it in the butt."

This was from the same creative genius who gave us the song "Seafood in a Can."

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #90 on:** February 21, 2007, 08:51:07 PM »

mjmel · « **Reply #91 on:** February 21, 2007, 08:52:17 PM »

Quote from: Dan J. on February 21, 2007, 08:35:20 PM

You ain't puttin' nothing im MY BUTT Herman M.

Something got Mr. Dan J 's attention!

Bucko · « **Reply #92 on:** February 21, 2007, 08:52:36 PM »

Quote from: aupointillimite on February 21, 2007, 08:49:15 PM

All this talk reminds me of a song that my friend Stef made up for her band Toxic Shock Syndrome (chick punk band... good name, isn't it?).

"Won't You Please, Please, Please Stick It In My Anus?"

That was the refrain... and I'll always remember the last lines.

"Now, don't you think I'm a slut
Just cause I like it in the butt."

This was from the same creative genius who gave us the song "Seafood in a Can."

Got any MP3s to share?

Brent
(Who loves the Punk)

aupointillimite · « **Reply #93 on:** February 21, 2007, 08:55:26 PM »

Quote from: Bucko on February 21, 2007, 08:52:36 PM

Got any MP3s to share?

Brent
(Who loves the Punk)

I'm afraid that Toxic Shock Syndrome met its tragic and untimely end in 2004 when its members started fighting... they hadn't gotten very far with much of anything (as in, they never played a single show despite Stef's efforts to get them there) and only existed as a unit for a few months... but we still call them the TSS girls.

Bucko · « **Reply #94 on:** February 21, 2007, 08:58:03 PM »

Quote from: aupointillimite on February 21, 2007, 08:55:26 PM

I'm afraid that Toxic Shock Syndrome met its tragic and untimely end in 2004 when its members started fighting... they hadn't gotten very far with much of anything (as in, they never played a single show despite Stef's efforts to get them there) and only existed as a unit for a few months... but we still call them the TSS girls.

I thought you'd say that they were stuck in some dive/hole in the wall for weeks and perished.

Now that'd be punk

Brent
(Who both slammed and pogoed)

aupointillimite · « **Reply #95 on:** February 21, 2007, 08:59:32 PM »

Quote from: Bucko on February 21, 2007, 08:58:03 PM

I thought you'd say that they were stuck in some dive/hole in the wall for weeks and perished.

Now that'd be punk

Brent
(Who both slammed and pogoed)

No... it was far less interesting than that.

Don't be afraid to pogo!

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #96 on:** February 21, 2007, 09:00:13 PM »

btw: I *WISH* I was a top. Everyone looks at me and expects it out of me... but alas. However, there is an adequate market for my look as a bottom.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #97 on:** February 21, 2007, 09:01:33 PM »

Quote from: philly267 on February 21, 2007, 09:00:13 PM

btw: I *WISH* I was a top. Everyone looks at me and expects it out of me... but alas. However, there is an adequate market for my look as a bottom.

Me too.

A lot of my straight guy friends think I'm what they call a "masculine gay guy," and they think it therefore follows that I only top.

Oh, the looks on their little faces when I crush that dream.

Fun for me!

Oh yes.

Bucko · « **Reply #98 on:** February 21, 2007, 09:03:26 PM »

Quote from: philly267 on February 21, 2007, 09:00:13 PM

btw: I *WISH* I was a top. Everyone looks at me and expects it out of me... but alas. However, there is an adequate market for my look as a bottom.

There is something incredibly sexy about the combo of an aggressive top's look and an aggressive bottom's acquiescence.

Brent
(Who can be up for the challenge)

Bucko · « **Reply #99 on:** February 21, 2007, 09:04:24 PM »

Quote from: aupointillimite on February 21, 2007, 09:01:33 PM

Me too.

A lot of my straight guy friends think I'm what they call a "masculine gay guy," and they think it therefore follows that I only top.

Oh, the looks on their little faces when I crush that dream.

Fun for me!

Oh yes.

I'm sure it's one of sudden, peaked interest, doll.

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