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Author Topic: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.  (Read 3474 times)

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Offline aupointillimite

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My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« on: February 08, 2007, 10:47:37 AM »
In about a week, it will be my Second Anniversary of The Big Fun Diagnosis.

Two years is a twelfth of my life. 

Even more interesting... a third of my adult life thus far has been spent dealing with Mr. Bigglesworth.  Which, as we all should know by now, is my name for my HIV.  A fucking third.  Yes, I know a lot of people here have been dealing with it for years and years... but such a substantial percentage this soon out the gate means it will soon become a majority of my adult life. 

I'm not sure how I feel about that.  The odd thing is... I really don't feel anything at all about it.  I'm not entirely sure if that's healthy... or if it's preferable.     

I'm apparently supposed to get cotton products for this.  Hmm.  American Apparel hoodies, please.       
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2007, 11:03:54 AM »
Well you have 2 years more experence then me. I'll just bet that you have a super long exciting life ahead of you.  8)
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2007, 12:10:55 PM »
I'm hovering around two years meself,   eh,     I mean its not like Im going to throw a Birthday party for the little Fucker..

American Apparel ????  going into that store reminds me of those Giant Crayon boxes , the doggie clothes are cute though..
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2007, 01:27:27 PM »
If I'd known you were coming I would have baked a cake!

(sung to the tune of the William Tell Overture)   Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Haaaaapppppyyy Annniiiivvvveeerrrssssaaarrryyy!!

My HIV is so old it's started lying about it's age!  Take my wife, please... ta dum!

Boo "Henny Youngman" Radley
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2007, 01:31:32 PM »
If I'd known you were coming I would have baked a cake!

(sung to the tune of the William Tell Overture)   Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Haaaaapppppyyy Annniiiivvvveeerrrssssaaarrryyy!!

My HIV is so old it's started lying about it's age!  Take my wife, please... ta dum!

Boo "Henny Youngman" Radley

Ha ha!  Brilliant!

We should start telling "yo' HIV" jokes... they'd be "yo' mama" jokes... only with a lot less thought behind them.                         
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2007, 02:02:47 PM »
Okay...here goes then:

Your HIV is so fat...when it sit around the house...it sits AROUND the house! HA!
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2007, 02:11:08 PM »
Okay...here goes then:

Your HIV is so fat...when it sit around the house...it sits AROUND the house! HA!

I'm laughing at that right now. 

"Yo' HIV so fat... when it sat on a rainbow, it made Skittles!"
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Offline marco23

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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2007, 02:38:37 PM »
Oh I have one!...yo HIV is so fat....um, no that's not it...OH! OH! wait, it goes...your HIV is sooo fat that when...um, no that's not it either. Oh, wait a minute!..it goes...your HIV is so....so.....Oh Hell, I don't know any.. anyway -
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!  ;)
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2007, 02:55:30 PM »
Yo HIV is soo nasty that Swamp Thing told the bitch to take a shower...
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2007, 03:03:39 PM »
Yo!  You're HIV is so stupid it's attacking your CD3 cells!!

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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2007, 03:06:51 PM »
Yo, dawg!  Your HIV is so mutated it's turned into a rhinovirus! 

MC Boo
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2007, 03:14:11 PM »
Yo, your HIV is so ugly when it's under a microscope it breaks the lens!!

MC Boo

Your HIV is so nelly it swishes through your bloodstream!!

Your HIV is so gay it keeps trying to enter T cells from the rear!!

Your HIV is so Baptist it won't infect a T cell vertically because someone might think it was dancing....

I guess my creative juices have dried up...

Boo
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Out with the priests and let them live on their fat!





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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2007, 06:15:45 PM »
Yo HIV is so fat.... it fart El Nino
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2007, 08:46:27 PM »
I was diagnosed around your age, Benj... if you're lucky you'll grow nastier and bitter like me.
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2007, 08:53:58 PM »
I was diagnosed around your age, Benj... if you're lucky you'll grow nastier and bitter like me.

I'm actually thinking that's gonna be the case.

Oh yes.

I'm looking forward to it.  For real real.
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2007, 09:03:51 PM »
I'm actually thinking that's gonna be the case.

Oh yes.

I'm looking forward to it.  For real real.

Please no.. I was hoping you'd find peace joy and understanding and become self aware and run around with a knit cap and trench coat preaching about how happy and wonderful everyone is and how everyone has a right to say and feel whatever heinous thing they want all the while meditating on the Sri kuma hamayana rahatha ... yeah i made that up... and stuff ... and still have time to memorize the important ten points listed in every insipid self help book and spout them off in response to any crisis someone has had.  I think I just peed a little.
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2007, 09:08:07 PM »
Please no.. I was hoping you'd find peace joy and understanding and become self aware and run around with a knit cap and trench coat preaching about how happy and wonderful everyone is and how everyone has a right to say and feel whatever heinous thing they want all the while meditating on the Sri kuma hamayana rahatha ... yeah i made that up... and stuff ... and still have time to memorize the important ten points listed in every insipid self help book and spout them off in response to any crisis someone has had.  I think I just peed a little.

See... being a dirty hippie isn't really my style.   ;D
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2007, 09:11:32 PM »
See... being a dirty hippie isn't really my style.   ;D

Well I guess we can't have tantric sex and stuff.  Dang.  I hate it when I can't chant and cum.
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2007, 09:15:36 PM »
Well I guess we can't have tantric sex and stuff.  Dang.  I hate it when I can't chant and cum.

Actually, I'm extraordinarily inflexible... muscle-wise.  When I was an infant, the pediatrician told my mom that I was the stiffest baby he'd ever seen.  I've never been much one for stretchy, Gumby-esque exercises.

Although I can bend my my middle finger on my right hand back all the way to my wrist... I'll take what I can get.
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2007, 09:29:52 PM »
Quote from: philly267
I was diagnosed around your age, Benj... if you're lucky you'll grow nastier and bitter like me.

I'm actually thinking that's gonna be the case.

Gonna be?   Ha!

That's all I'm saying.

Boo
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2007, 09:30:18 PM »
I can't touch my toes either
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2007, 09:32:06 PM »
Gonna be?   Ha!

That's all I'm saying.

Boo

Huzzah!  If I'm already there, this means I'll have less work to do!   :D
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2007, 09:33:34 PM »
I can't touch my toes either

No joke... after a night's diversions... the muscles of mine which usually hurt the most are my leg muscles... because I don't do stretching very well.

What you'd expect to be all out of whack is fine... but I'll limp from a seized up thigh muscle for days.
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2007, 09:38:30 PM »
Your HIV is so fat, I took it to Sea World and it got wriiten up for being late!

My second anniversary, year 3, I left the slag of a BF of 5 years and have been a bachelor since...anyone? Indy?

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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2007, 10:05:23 PM »
Your HIV is so fat, when it went to the beach GreenPeace tried to roll it back into the water.
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2007, 10:06:18 PM »
Yo' HIV is so poor, I saw it kicking a can down your veins, I asked what it was doing and it said, "moving."
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2007, 10:23:55 PM »
My HIV is so fierce they bottle it and sell it at Hermes.
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2007, 10:25:58 PM »
My HIV is so fierce they bottle it and sell it at Hermes.

Barbara, please... your HIV is so passe, it's been relegated to performing at King's Dominion.
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2007, 10:33:44 PM »
"Your HIV leads its lives on a level of boredom that would make a battery chicken take up an evening class, sweetie-darling!"

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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2007, 10:34:54 PM »
King's Dominion rocks!!!!!!!!!  I was helping my dad move/drive home in 1981 and he surprised me by turning into the park after I noticed a billboard advert. Imagine saying "oh, there's an amusement park at the next exit!" and your padre immediately decides you need to go there! to this day I have no idea if he was planning to stop there or not, but Benj you bring back a special memory!

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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2007, 10:35:40 PM »
"Your HIV leads its lives on a level of boredom that would make a battery chicken take up an evening class, sweetie-darling!"

Boodina

Your HIV is so anally-retentive, it won't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture!
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2007, 10:37:21 PM »
Barbara, please... your HIV is so passe, it's been relegated to performing at King's Dominion.

Oh please... as if.  I'll have you know I'm Country Club of Virginia material.  They won't even let you in there because of your kosher side.
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2007, 10:38:30 PM »
Oh please... as if.  I'll have you know I'm Country Club of Virginia material.  They won't even let you in there because of your kosher side.

Ooooh!  It's on now!   :D

Your HIV is so fascist, it sends the unter-CD4s to a labor camp in your spleen.
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Re: My HIV is about to enter the terrible twos.
« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2007, 10:48:37 PM »
Damn straight girl... you best watch you back
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