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Author Topic: Ok I wrote a letter to a boy I had sort of been seeing  (Read 828 times)

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Offline swede_dish

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Ok I wrote a letter to a boy I had sort of been seeing
« on: January 30, 2007, 06:23:34 PM »
Ok, so he was great and everything...untill i found out how he really was.  Here's what I wrote. (edited majorly.)

Dear David,

Ok. Stop with the bullhonkey.

You call me at 4 am drunk and pissy. I don't need/want that kind of crap in my life right now. The only reason I'm writing you and not saying it to your face is because I know you won't call me back unless you're wasted and well... you're useless to me when you're drunk.





Let me lay this all out for you, compadre.





1. You make me sick. The sound of your voice makes my skin crawl and it makes me want to run headfirst into a brick wall.
-Don't call me. Ever. If you're bleeding...you're car breaks down...you need a kidney...call someone else, because honestly I could care less if your bleeding in a broken car with one kidney.




2. I am not and never was "your woman".
- I wouldn't admit to it even if I was.




3. You're not funny.
-Laughing at fart jokes 24/7 isn't exactly a riot.

4. You're racist
- The south is not going to "rise again" you moron. The 'feds lost, Ponch. (No offense to any southerners in here!)
-The Jews are not controlling your money. You just don't have any.
-The Mexicans are not stealing your jobs.
-Immigrants are not evil. Your mother is an immigrant.
- You pronounce your own last name wronge, slick.


5. The number of AP classes you took in high school does not make you smart. Everyone knows you took AP EVERYTHING. Too bad you didn't pass any of the tests.

6. You make me consider manditory sterilization progams.

7. Get off your high horse cowboy and your panties out of that bunch they seem to allways be in. No one wants to hear your lip.




Either way. I'm done with you and your drama. Now I am off to enjoy time with my cup of coffee and a good book. Reading, you should try it.

Sincerly,
Jenn



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What do you think????? Too harsh?
 
« Last Edit: January 30, 2007, 06:26:10 PM by swede_dish »
"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. "
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: Ok I wrote a letter to a boy I had sort of been seeing
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2007, 06:27:50 PM »
Ooooooh!  That's good!

I like that.  A lot.

Vitriolic and nasty yet restrained. 

But as a part-Jewish Southerner... I would like to make it known that I intend upon rising again with David's money.  He was right about that.   ;)
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

Offline swede_dish

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Re: Ok I wrote a letter to a boy I had sort of been seeing
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2007, 06:30:05 PM »
HAHAHHAHAHA I too am a Jew and I never though t of it that way ;)
"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. "
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Re: Ok I wrote a letter to a boy I had sort of been seeing
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2007, 07:41:32 PM »

What do you think????? Too harsh?
 

Nah... just put a note on the envelope that says "honey, be sure to read the black part".

Floating through the void in the caress of two giant pink lobsters named Esmerelda and Keith.

Offline allopathicholistic

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Re: Ok I wrote a letter to a boy I had sort of been seeing
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2007, 07:44:32 PM »
piss on him for not treating you right

Offline marco23

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Re: Ok I wrote a letter to a boy I had sort of been seeing
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2007, 07:51:54 PM »
I LOVED IT! Since he was drunk, doubt he got the hint though, he probably thought.."wow, she really loves me"..then when he sobers up, he'll think "hmmm, I wonder what I said to make her write this?".   :D
GREAT JOB SWEDE!   ;)
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Offline ACinKC

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Re: Ok I wrote a letter to a boy I had sort of been seeing
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2007, 11:25:27 AM »
Sweet!  She is SINGLE AGAIN!





LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

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Re: Ok I wrote a letter to a boy I had sort of been seeing
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2007, 12:02:17 PM »
HAHAHHAHAHAH
"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. "
-Bette Midler

 


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