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Author Topic: Thomasís Pick Up Lines  (Read 1549 times)

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Offline RapidRod

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Thomasís Pick Up Lines
« on: January 27, 2007, 08:57:31 AM »
Thomasís Pick Up Lines   ;)

1) Did you fart?  Cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?  Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.  I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?  Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?  Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"   Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?  I think he went inta
this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up.

Offline Lis

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Re: Thomasís Pick Up Lines
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2007, 09:51:31 AM »
LOL!!!!!!

priceless!!!
poz 1986....

Offline skeebo1969

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Re: Thomasís Pick Up Lines
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2007, 11:22:19 AM »


  14. Hello, wat yo name is?

  15. Do you wanna see if what they say about white guys is true?

  16. My daddy was half black, wanna see?

  17. Hey girl, haven't you heard once you go white you know it's right? 

  18. Remember sister, eating pussy was invented by us white guys.

      more to be added after my second, maybe third cup of coffee.....
I despise the song Love is in the Air, you should too.

Offline Ihavehope

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Re: Thomasís Pick Up Lines
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2007, 11:45:15 AM »
love them..
Infected: April 2005
12/6/06 - Diagnosed HIV positive
12/19/06 - CD4 = 240  22% VL = 26,300
1/4/07 - CD4 = 200 16% VL = ?
2/9/07 = Started Kaletra/Truvada
3/13/07 = CD4 = 386 22% VL ?

Offline RapidRod

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Re: Thomasís Pick Up Lines
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2007, 11:49:31 AM »
ROFL

Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: Thomasís Pick Up Lines
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2007, 06:42:24 PM »
LMFAO....Thomas and Rod, Y'all are off the chain...Waiting patiently for the next installment...
Started Atripla/Ziagen on 9/13/07.
10/31/07 CD4-265 VL- undetectable
2/6/08 CD4- 401 VL- undetectable
5/7/08 CD4- 705 VL- undetectable
6/4/08 CD4- 775 VL- undetectable
8/6/08 CD4- 805 VL- undetectable
11/13/08 CD4- 774 VL--undetectable
2/4/09  CD4- 484  VL- 18,000 (2 months off meds)
3/3/09---Starting Back on Meds---
4/27/09 CD4- 664 VL-- undetectable
6/17/09 CD4- 438 VL- 439
8/09 CD4- 404 VL- 1,600
01-22-10-- CD4- 525 VL- 59,000
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