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Offline RapidRod

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Cowboy
« on: January 27, 2007, 08:45:04 AM »
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar
(The Brokeback Bar). "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really
want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name
of your willy?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the
slogan
'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS,
because 'It really Satisfies.'"

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give
him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to
his
left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"

The fella proudly replies," 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on
tickin!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who
happen
to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call
yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
'Quality
is Job One'." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'"
And gives a wink!

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
asks, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's' STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A
WOMAN."

Offline allopathicholistic

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Re: Cowboy
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2007, 03:12:06 PM »
 :D  :D

{{sigh}} too bad for me   :'(  :D

good one!

Offline pozguy75

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Re: Cowboy
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2007, 05:22:57 PM »
 :) :D ;D

Very funny! I love that!
Dx 2005
ATRIPLA

 


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