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Author Topic: Best Brush Off Lines  (Read 4532 times)

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Offline bluelove

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Best Brush Off Lines
« on: January 17, 2007, 10:36:21 PM »
Hello All

Seeing that we are all ages and come from all walks of life this was the best place to ask.What was the best brush off line you ever given or told someone? This is coming out of a talk at work and it got me curious to what might be the best line ever.

And it's not you it's me does not count.

« Last Edit: January 17, 2007, 10:48:01 PM by bluelove »

Offline Biggums

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2007, 10:46:41 PM »
"My psychotherapist thinks I should move on."..........and on he went!
44 year old gay man .......just broke up with the only man I've ever really loved.

You can love completely without complete understanding.

Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2007, 02:14:02 AM »
While slow dancing at a party: "You think I'm a guy don't you."   

And, yes, I thought she was a guy.

Offline Strayboy74

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2007, 02:15:16 AM »
"OMG, I have to leave, I accidentally left my cat on." - I used this line once... :)  I was high, though.  LOL

(and yes it worked - he was high, too)

-joseph
« Last Edit: January 18, 2007, 02:18:47 AM by Strayboy74 »

Offline Lwood

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2007, 08:20:33 AM »
oh Dear, I actually heard the " My Therapist doesnt think I should get involved with anyone right now,"  line once. Guess I was having a  bad hair night..

A drag Queen that I was chatting with once told me about a sure fire brushoff technique : take the person by the hand, look them in the eye and say. " Let me ask you something {insert name} , do you have a personal relationship with our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ ?"   although with my luck, Id get hit on by a priest.

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Offline J.R.E.

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2007, 08:24:06 AM »
 :D

I love to be with you tonight, but I haven't got rid of all the crabs yet, from my last sexcapade !


Ray
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Offline bear60

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2007, 09:41:44 AM »
" My boyfriend gets angry if I stay out too late."
Poz Bear Type in Philadelphia

Offline skeebo1969

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2007, 09:46:09 AM »


   I am on house arrest and can't get a decent job.  Was one..


   You remind me of my sister... this one works really good by the way!!

   Thomas
I despise the song Love is in the Air, you should too.

Offline allopathicholistic

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2007, 11:11:31 AM »
i took mine from the movie basketball diaries. but it's not funny :-\ ... if you've seen that movie then you know which one i mean

Offline bear60

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2007, 11:24:23 AM »
Thomas......ok...I had ( past tense...he died)...a friend who really really liked those guys who were either just out of jail or prison ( with the tatoos to match) or who were drug dealers.  Why I cant imagine....except that he had enough money to as he put it " buy you or sell you". It was that money which did him in. He'd spend days at a time holed up with drugs and some street tough kids.
« Last Edit: January 18, 2007, 11:26:00 AM by bear60 »
Poz Bear Type in Philadelphia

Offline skeebo1969

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2007, 12:07:57 PM »


  Joel,

     Just so you know I was never on house arrest ;D

     Do you mean a tattoo like below?

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I despise the song Love is in the Air, you should too.

Offline marco23

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2007, 12:10:43 PM »
I really want to but the voices tell me I shouldn't.... :D
Don't hide your hurt, pain and feelings inside..for they will harden your heart.

Offline Christine

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2007, 03:48:26 PM »
Well, I was dumped because (in his words) I had not accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as my personal Saviour.... 

And I was told once...I just don't want to go out with you anymore...

Christine
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Offline Alain

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2007, 04:43:14 PM »
I don't deserve you.

Offline Strayboy74

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2007, 05:00:31 PM »
I don't deserve you.

That one's especially ambiguous... :)  -joseph

Offline cubbybear

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2007, 05:11:43 PM »
It's not you, it's me.      :P   (It's all about me sweetie, and there's no room for you!)
There's a bear in there!
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Offline ACinKC

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2007, 05:18:48 PM »
I think i gave you crabs....
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline bear60

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2007, 05:49:04 PM »
How about this classic: 
" I have a headache!"

followed by the ever popular
"Excuse me, I have to throw up"
Poz Bear Type in Philadelphia

Offline fearless

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2007, 06:00:28 PM »
Sorry, I'm already taken.
Be forgiving, be grateful, be optimistic

Offline newt

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2007, 06:11:55 PM »
After 3 dates I was told "Aries, that's not a very nice sign"

hmmm

The other one I remember, cos we became friends was "I'm all over the place...with everybody"

Plus "I can't shag you now I've just poured GHB in my eye"

"I think I just came in my jeans while we were dancing and the moment's over"

"I had your boyfriend last week and I found him aggressive" (well, was true, the dear man could seem like that)

"The object is to be a well patient, not a good patient"

Offline fearless

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2007, 06:25:43 PM »
Aries!, you poor thing.  ;D
Be forgiving, be grateful, be optimistic

Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2007, 07:58:40 PM »
Back off, Queen.  You're face looks like Bruce Lee!
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

Offline CaptCarl

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2007, 07:59:05 PM »
Actually, disclosing my HIV status always seemed to do the trick quite nicely. If it didn't send them running, then I would just say that I don't have sex with negative guys.
The only thing I can do straight is shoot..

Offline pozguy75

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2007, 08:02:14 PM »
My favorite, which is one I use quite often..."Come back, when that grows up!"
Dx 2005
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Offline Eldon

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2007, 10:02:25 PM »
Friendship means more to me than anything else.


"What Can I do today to make a better Tommorrow?"

Offline dtwpuck

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2007, 10:03:38 PM »
Hello All

And it's not you it's me does not count.




No, but "it's not me, it's you" does
Floating through the void in the caress of two giant pink lobsters named Esmerelda and Keith.

Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2007, 01:38:21 AM »
Interesting comments but good old fashioned NO always worked for me but maybe the expression on my face had a lot to do with it. ;D
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Offline Oh501sguy

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2007, 05:38:07 AM »

   I need some space... ( what he didnt say "without you in it")

Offline David_CA

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2007, 06:09:18 AM »
I think "I'd love to, but I've got the shits and need to find a restroom... NOW!" would work nicely.  And on that note, gotta run!   ;)

David
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Offline skeebo1969

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #29 on: January 19, 2007, 07:56:42 AM »


  Oh I forgot this one that was used on me... This was after a blind date set up by friends BTW..

  "Please don't call me anymore!  You might wake up my baby brother!" :-[ :-[


  Thomas
I despise the song Love is in the Air, you should too.

Offline aupointillimite

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2007, 06:05:04 PM »
I only use this one in extreme situations... like when two hours of gentle hints that "I'm not interested in you" hasn't worked.

I've gotten to use it a couple times on ugly morons... and it's mean... but extremely effective.

"Look buddy... you're making my stock plummet.  Why don't you get away from me so all the potential hot investors don't think I'm a junk bond?  OK?  Thanks."

Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

Offline Strayboy74

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Re: Best Brush Off Lines
« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2007, 11:06:50 PM »

  Oh I forgot this one that was used on me... This was after a blind date set up by friends BTW..

  "Please don't call me anymore!  You might wake up my baby brother!" :-[ :-[


  Thomas

LOL...  so 'baby brother' is in a perpetual state of sleep. :)  I don't think this would work so well for someone who is 50. LOL

 


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