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Author Topic: Porcipine Love  (Read 960 times)

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Offline swede_dish

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Porcipine Love
« on: January 19, 2007, 03:15:44 PM »
Regina Spektor.


"Mary Ann"

Miss Marry Ann
Kept her man
In porcupine gloves, in porcupine gloves
And on that day
As scheduled
They made porcupine love, porcupine love

So stiff and stuck and prickly
He came in and then back out quickly
But lord not any quicker than according to plan
Like a soldier, one foot in front of the other

Miss Marry Ann
Had a man
Named Stan, Stan Buttler
He had no antlers
He had no center
He had no enter and he had no exit

His hair was short and prickly
He came in and then back out quickly
But lord not any quicker than according to plan
Like a soldier, one foot in front of the other

And how he loved her apple pies,
How he loved her meat loaf,
How he loved her chicken breasts,
How he loved her pudding,
Served promptly at eight o'clock,
Served promptly at seven
Served promptly at ten o'clock,
And promptly at eleven heaven

Miss Marry Ann
Kept her cans
In alphabetical order
Miss Marry Ann
Began to have
Some thoughts of murder

Miss Marry Ann
Started to think
Real hard about her future
Miss Marry Ann
Preferred her meat
To be freshly butchered

Oh she killed him rather quickly
Man that woman was truly sickly
But lord not any sicker than according to plan
Like a soldier, one foot in front of the other

And how he loved her apple pies,
How he loved her meat loaf,
How he loved her chicken breasts,
How he loved her pudding,
Served promptly at eight o'clock,
Served promptly at seven
Served promptly at ten o'clock,
And promptly at eleven heaven

Miss Marry Ann
Kept her man
In porcupine gloves, in porcupine gloves
And on that day
As scheduled
They made porcupine love,
Porcupine lo-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-apchu!

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PLUS!!!!


I found out I will be going on a bit of a tour of South America this comming Fall....
Beunos Aires - To see my dad's family...
Various places in Brazil and a breif stint in Chile....

AHHHH.
I love my Great Auntie Silvie....She's the only reason I'm going....she became very very ill this past winter and had planned on going but decided against it...she's ok but she says she's too old (which I doubt) so...because I'm getting my degree this spring, she said I could go instead...I think alot of it is because my family treats me like a flea on a dead dog.  ANYWAY.

I'm just in a very good mood right now and TGIF!!!!


I hope everyone is well and ready for a great weekend...

Love,
Jenn
« Last Edit: January 19, 2007, 03:20:20 PM by swede_dish »
"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. "
-Bette Midler

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Re: If you haven't heard this song do it now!
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2007, 03:18:59 PM »
And just who sings this lyrical ray of hope?
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

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Re: Porcipine Love
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2007, 03:20:47 PM »
I edited it! Regina Spektor...my dreams in liquid form.
"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. "
-Bette Midler

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Re: Porcipine Love
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2007, 03:22:24 PM »
Need a travel companion?  The wife is only 5'1 you can take me and i'll stuff her in the carry on!
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

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Re: Porcipine Love
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2007, 03:23:32 PM »
I have a better idea.....Your wife and I will just get an extra big duffle bag and we'll fly first class ;)
"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. "
-Bette Midler

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Re: Porcipine Love
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2007, 03:28:37 PM »
I have a better idea.....Your wife and I will just get an extra big duffle bag and we'll fly first class ;)

...and youre funny!  Mmmmmmm if I wasnt already married to the most wonderful girl in the world!
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

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Re: Porcipine Love
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2007, 03:32:22 PM »
And if I didn't like the ladies ;)
"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. "
-Bette Midler

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Re: Porcipine Love
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2007, 03:37:48 PM »
Have I introduced you to my WIFE!!!!  Who also partakes of the bearded clam when the mood strikes!  LOL
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

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Re: Porcipine Love
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2007, 03:41:51 PM »
Hahahahahahahahahah Oh GOODNESS!
"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. "
-Bette Midler

 


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