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Author Topic: My fine is 765.10  (Read 10159 times)

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Dan J.

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My fine is 765.10
« on: January 15, 2007, 12:13:57 PM »
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, send it back to the person that sent it to you and your other friends. Title your email "My fine is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10 
 
Did acid -- $5   

Ever had sex at church -- $25 

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40   

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25   

Had sex for money -- $100
   
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 

Vandalized something -- $20   


H ad sex on your parents' bed -- $10   

Beat up someone -- $20 

Been jumped -- $10   

Crossed dressed -- $10   

Given money to stripper -- $25   

Been in love with a stripper -- $20   

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10   

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15     

Ever drive drunk -- $20     

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50   

Used toys while having sex -- $30   

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20   

Went skinny dipping -- $5   

Had sex in a pool -- $20   

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10   

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20   

Cheated on your significant other -- $10   

Masturbated -- $10   

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close   
friend -- $20 no

Done oral -- $5   

Got oral -- $5   

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25   

Stole something -- $10   

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25   

Made a nasty home video -- $15   

Had a threesome -- $50   

Had sex in the wild -- $20   

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25   

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20   

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20   

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25   

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50   

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25   

Went streaking -- $5   

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15   

Been arrested -- $5   

Spent time in jail -- $15   

Peed in the pool -- $0.50   

Played spin the bottle -- $5   

Done something you regret -- $20     

Had sex with your best friend -- $20   

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25   

Had anal sex -- $80   

Lied to your mate -- $5   

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25   

Tally it up and Title Fine Is..." Then send it to
friends and the person that sent it to you. HEY and out of nosiness, if you care to share your offenses, by all means FEEL FREE!!
 



Offline ACinKC

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2007, 12:18:46 PM »
HOLY SHIT.....

$915.60 out of $1120.60!!

It would be MUCH easier for me to state what i DIDNT do off that list rather than what i DID do.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2007, 12:49:05 PM by ACinKC »
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in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
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RIDE!!!

Offline swede_dish

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2007, 12:40:14 PM »
Let's just say...I won't be seeing my paycheck for a while.
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Offline RapidRod

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2007, 01:42:32 PM »
560.50, glad it wasn't for each time I did it.  :)

Offline Teresa

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2007, 01:43:26 PM »
My fine is $320.00
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Offline allopathicholistic

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2007, 02:10:52 PM »
my fine started nearing too close to $500 so i had to cease and desist

Offline bocker3

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2007, 02:14:56 PM »
Yikes!! $725.60 ( ahhhh -- the good ol' days)

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Offline Coffeechick88

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2007, 02:16:43 PM »
Yikes!  I would barely be able to pay my rent after that and would have to live on Ramen noodles after that.
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Offline cmhjeff

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2007, 02:56:46 PM »
I lost count to many times so I give up.  ::)

Offline jack

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2007, 03:10:05 PM »
I can't get any further than the acid. The 70's were good baby. I brought 280 hits home from college one summer planning to sell 200 and do the rest. Well it was really good 8 hr full body orgasm stuff with maximun hallucinations,and I think i sold two hits and ate the remainder and gave a few to some nice girls. Man,if only viagra had existed then.
What about having sex with a girl,because you were so fucking drunk,you didn't realize she was two months pregnant. She swore up and down that Mick Jagger was the father.  You are really desperate when you have to use the "I am mick Jagger" line to get laid.

Offline cph9680

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2007, 03:19:40 PM »
$505.60

That's not too bad!

Offline ACinKC

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2007, 03:26:00 PM »
SOMEbody better beat my score GODDAMNIT!!!!
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline RapidRod

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2007, 03:35:18 PM »
AC, it just goes to show that you are a true SLUT. :)

Offline ACinKC

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2007, 03:37:01 PM »
mmmmmm i was SO good!
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline Razorbill

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2007, 03:46:04 PM »
$490.50  Christ - I could've afforded more!

Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2007, 03:46:27 PM »
Would you believe me if I said mine was under a $100? I'm sexually retarded...oh well....
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2/6/08 CD4- 401 VL- undetectable
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11/13/08 CD4- 774 VL--undetectable
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4/27/09 CD4- 664 VL-- undetectable
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Offline Strayboy74

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2007, 03:47:16 PM »
$555.50

:)

I peed in the pool.
:)

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Offline Alain

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2007, 03:57:36 PM »
well $960.60 can that be Canadian funds please!

I hate to tell you but if your numbers are ending with .10 .50 or .60....

we know that you kissed strangers and peed in the pool ;D

Offline ACinKC

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2007, 04:02:53 PM »
FINALLY!  A new high score!
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline jack

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2007, 04:03:03 PM »
Geez, looks to me like the $10 a pop(no pun intended) on mastrubation ought to put most guys into 5 figures in a couple of years.

Offline Alain

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2007, 04:17:27 PM »
my revised numbers $935.60

the reason being that I did have sex in church, but it wasn't my choice

so I don't think I should pay for it :P

Offline Andy Velez

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2007, 04:28:08 PM »
Just to clarify, it's for the first offense only on each? I mean, do you get fined for each time you did it?

Because if it's multiples, then I need to get out the calculator. Not bragging. Just saying.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2007, 04:30:07 PM by Andy Velez »
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Offline MSPspud

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2007, 04:33:47 PM »
I came in at $885.60.  It could be worse, but a lot of things I've done weren't on this list   :)

Offline ACinKC

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2007, 04:43:11 PM »
Just to clarify, it's for the first offense only on each? I mean, do you get fined for each time you did it?

Because if it's multiples, then I need to get out the calculator. Not bragging. Just saying.

Yes only one each.

Otherwise mine would look like the GNP of a Small Asian Country!
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline Nadine

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2007, 05:09:02 PM »
My fine is 540.50


Offline Strayboy74

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2007, 05:12:19 PM »
My fine is 540.50



Nadine, girl!!!  you peed in the pool too?

glad to see there are some people here with low fines... it's not easy upholding the moral fiber of this community!  LOL

-joseph

Offline ACinKC

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #26 on: January 15, 2007, 05:25:35 PM »
Collectively we have the moral fiber strength of a wet kleenex!!!!
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline DingoBoi

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #27 on: January 15, 2007, 05:32:53 PM »
$1015.60   ::)

oooh, I'm a wild child.

Dan J.

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #28 on: January 15, 2007, 05:41:31 PM »
$1015.60   ::)

oooh, I'm a wild child.

We knew that already! It is one of the many reason we love you so much!!!  ;D

Dan J.

Offline ACinKC

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #29 on: January 15, 2007, 05:46:39 PM »
$1015.60   ::)

oooh, I'm a wild child.

You are only $105 from the MAX allowed!
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline newt

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #30 on: January 15, 2007, 06:10:30 PM »
$750.60..good job the £'s strong right now - matt
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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #31 on: January 15, 2007, 06:36:41 PM »
You are only $105 from the MAX allowed!

ah, yes... well then... figure out which one's I HAVEN'T done!

Offline ACinKC

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #32 on: January 15, 2007, 06:37:59 PM »
You've never had sex for money and not done acid.
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline heartforyou

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #33 on: January 15, 2007, 06:53:09 PM »
695.6

Does getting bottles of champagne for sex and giving them to your mom for her birthday count for any dollars????

and sex in a plane???

been in a tensome... 200 dollars???

had sex while actually driving a car, with more then two people in it and others watching from a truck???

OML...... I will be bankrupt...

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Offline thunter34

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #34 on: January 15, 2007, 06:55:39 PM »
I wish the fines posted for these activities were all I really ended up paying for them!   :-\
AIDS isn't for sissies.

Offline Dachshund

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #35 on: January 15, 2007, 07:14:00 PM »
One time at band camp I paid a Puerto Rican to have sex with me in the confessional...I don't think that counts cuz I was wearing a dress.

Offline DingoBoi

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2007, 07:36:20 PM »
You've never had sex for money and not done acid.

I would have has sex for
money
but the bitch couldn't pay.

And do you really think I'd be this crazy if I HADN'T done acid?


Offline Longislander

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #37 on: January 16, 2007, 12:10:15 AM »
a respectable $460.10 ;)
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8/06   349/9500 25%              11/07 515/68000/24     2/10 845/U/38%
9/06   507/16,000 30% !          2/08  516/116k/22%    7/10 906/80/39%
12/06 398/29000 26%             Start Atripla 3/08
3/07   402/80,000 29%            4/08  485/undet!/27
4/07   507/35,000 25%            7/08 625/UD/34%
                                                 11/08 684/U/36%

Offline thunter34

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #38 on: January 16, 2007, 12:12:54 AM »
a respectable $460.10 ;)


Shoulda known...
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Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #39 on: January 16, 2007, 01:54:25 AM »
I don't know why you would be fined for some of these things. Like kissing someone of the same sex is a bad thing. I calculated $330.10.

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #40 on: January 16, 2007, 03:20:21 AM »
$860.60

not many puerto ricans in london

kate
« Last Edit: January 16, 2007, 03:28:39 AM by penguin »

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #41 on: January 16, 2007, 04:54:11 AM »
$730.60, I think. I'm calculating a bit groggily. Jay
Her finely-touched spirit had still its fine issues, though they were not widely visible. Her full nature, like that river of which Cyrus broke the strength, spent itself in channels which had no great name on the earth. But the effect of her being on those around her was incalculably diffusive: for the growing good of the world is partly dependent on unhistoric acts; and that things are not so ill with you and me as they might have been, is half owing to the number who lived faithfully a hidden life, and rest in unvisited tombs.

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #42 on: January 16, 2007, 07:26:15 AM »
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« Last Edit: February 15, 2007, 09:53:00 AM by carousel »

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #43 on: January 16, 2007, 08:13:12 AM »
Does that count?

Yes....add .50 to your fine  ;)

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #44 on: January 16, 2007, 09:09:55 AM »
I think I would rather do community service than pay the fine or serve my sentence in jail.  Of course then if I served my sentence I would probably have to add to my fine. 

Total $850.60.

Woods

edited:  $870. 60 - Took another look at the list and had to add $20 for that great night with the Puerto Rican Guy.
« Last Edit: January 16, 2007, 11:37:24 AM by woodshere »
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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #45 on: January 16, 2007, 11:17:51 AM »
$185.50...I should have enjoyed myself more in my younger days...sigh....
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Offline ACinKC

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #46 on: January 16, 2007, 11:57:42 AM »
$185.50...I should have enjoyed myself more in my younger days...sigh....
Christine

Hey hottie I can help with some of those!! WINK WINK!!!
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline Strayboy74

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #47 on: January 16, 2007, 12:39:24 PM »
I think it really should include defacating in someone's wash machine, as well - and it should be under the header, "Drunken Party Adventures".

-joseph

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #48 on: January 16, 2007, 01:02:59 PM »
$520.60   I finally did all the math.

I'm only 21...le sigh!
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Offline ACinKC

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Re: My fine is 765.10
« Reply #49 on: January 16, 2007, 02:55:21 PM »
21?!?!?!?!?!?!

You just got hotter!!!
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

 


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