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Oscar:
I don't often forward scam alerts, but this one is legit and serious.
 
 BE WARNED! I don't know if you shop at the Home Depot, but this may be
useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam whiles out shopping.
This happened to me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:
Two strapping muscular 18-year-old males come over to your truck as you are
packing your shopping into the back of your 4 X 4.
 
 They both take off there shirts and start wiping your windshield with
 Windex, revealing their young muscular arms, back, wash board abs and semi-hairy
 chest. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and
 instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

 You agree and they get in the back seat of your Crew Cab. On the way, they
 start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front
seat and performs oral  sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen
 last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday and also
 yesterday and most likely tomorrow.


 Hugs and take care,

Dan


(THIS DID NOT ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO ME, BUT I WISH IT DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

The Canuck:
I'll go with an empty wallet.  ;)

The Canuck

Oscar:
Do you think this is why Rocky  was so excited about redoing the bathroom last month???

The Canuck:
Yeah..most likely he went to Homo Depot several times..a very naughty boy that Rocky.  :o

The Canuck

Markmt:
LOL, I got this in an e-mail a while ago, but it was girls instead of the guys....I thought oh well this dosent apply for me....but the warning from the Home Depot sounds like a warning I have to take seriously... :D

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