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Author Topic: The Person Below Me Part 2  (Read 3175 times)

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Offline Oscar

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The Person Below Me Part 2
« on: June 12, 2006, 08:05:01 PM »
You know what to do, so do it!

The person below me  told a lie to get out of a speeding ticket.
« Last Edit: June 12, 2006, 08:08:46 PM by Oscar »

jerry

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Re: The Person Below Me Part 2
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2006, 08:45:25 PM »
The person below me tried to get out of the ticket and ended up in jail.

Offline Basquo

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Re: The Person Below Me Part 2
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2006, 09:11:15 PM »
The person below me blew the arresting officer yet complained about "another breathalizer test, damn!"

OK it was me!

the person below me loves "Two and a Half Men"

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: The Person Below Me Part 2
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2006, 09:14:18 PM »
The person below me drinks diesel straight from the pump.

MtD

Offline Biggums

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Re: The Person Below Me Part 2
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2006, 12:29:20 AM »
I switched from diesel to E-85 now because I am environmentally friendly.

The person below me wishes they were Kathryn Manheim
44 year old gay man .......just broke up with the only man I've ever really loved.

You can love completely without complete understanding.

Offline Oscar

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Re: The Person Below Me Part 2
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2006, 12:44:48 PM »
How did you know? Damn I  can't keep a secret anymore. LOL

The person below me buys KY Gel by the case every month.

Offline DanielMark

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Re: The Person Below Me Part 2
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2006, 04:16:12 PM »
The person below me is always borrowing that KY to grease their cookie sheets.  ;D
And their cookies are extremely slippery. :o
« Last Edit: June 14, 2006, 03:13:42 PM by DanielMark »
MEDS: REYATAZ & KIVEXA (SINCE AUG 2008)

MAY 2000 LAB RESULTS: CD4 678
VL STILL UNDETECTABLE

DIAGNOSED IN 1988

Offline ademas

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Re: The Person Below Me Part 2
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2006, 09:23:55 AM »
that would be me.   ;D

The person below me plans on camping outside the theatre for 3 days to be first in line for tickets to "The Devil Wears Prada".

Offline Oscar

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Re: The Person Below Me Part 2
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2006, 03:08:59 PM »
That is why I bought those Prada sunglasses.

The person below me was once a fluffer for the adult film industry.

Offline cmhjeff

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Re: The Person Below Me Part 2
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2006, 03:17:32 PM »
No I don't know ???  Is this a game, teach me teach me :)

Offline livingpositively

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Re: The Person Below Me Part 2
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2006, 07:13:22 PM »
It wasn't just once   :P ::)

The person below me is the naked lube wrestling champion.
4/6/07   CD4 450, % 23, No VL
2/19/07 CD4 487, % 26, VL 47,500
1/4/07   CD4 357, % 27, No VL
10/3/06 CD4 500, % 26, VL 18,000
7/6/06   CD4 530, % 29, VL 83,800
4/6/06   CD4 555, % 28, VL 13,000

Offline TedEBearNC

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Re: The Person Below Me Part 2
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2006, 10:24:04 PM »
And UNDEFEATED!  Of course, it helps the that the supply of KY mysteriously dried up. ::glances at DanielMark::  :D

The person below me runs around the house naked with their underwear on their head singing Ethel Merman tunes.
Member since March 2004

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: The Person Below Me Part 2
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2006, 10:25:50 PM »
But only with the windows open.

The person below me sniffs bicycle seats.

MtD

Offline MoltenStorm

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Re: The Person Below Me Part 2
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2006, 11:01:41 PM »
I love that new ass smell! If only they'd bottle it!  :o

The person below me ended up with a tube of superglue because the KY was taken by Ademas and took the song "Stuck on you" to a whole new dimension, but in reality, the 'o' should be changed to another vowel.
"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful nor conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes." - 1 Corinthians 13:4-7, adaptation in A Walk To Remember

CD4: 555 / 29% / Undetectable - 7 Nov 2006
CD4: 555 / 29% / Undetectable - 5 Feb 2007

Offline MoltenStorm

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Re: The Person Below Me Part 2
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2006, 10:42:02 AM »
BUMP
"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful nor conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes." - 1 Corinthians 13:4-7, adaptation in A Walk To Remember

CD4: 555 / 29% / Undetectable - 7 Nov 2006
CD4: 555 / 29% / Undetectable - 5 Feb 2007

Offline DanielMark

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Re: The Person Below Me Part 2
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2006, 04:24:22 AM »
The person below me thinks no one can see them picking thier nose when they are driving their car.
MEDS: REYATAZ & KIVEXA (SINCE AUG 2008)

MAY 2000 LAB RESULTS: CD4 678
VL STILL UNDETECTABLE

DIAGNOSED IN 1988

Offline cubbybear

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Re: The Person Below Me Part 2
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2006, 05:10:03 AM »
Doh! And I thought I was being sneaky.

The person below me once broke their brand new Jeff Stryker Dildo by going to town on it way too hard.
There's a bear in there!
Positive since 2000
Diagnosed 17/9/2005 CD4 35 VL 293,000
Meds 23/9/2005 Sustiva/Truvada
Currently CD4 232 VL Undetectable

Offline JeffInNYC

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Re: The Person Below Me Part 2
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2006, 10:09:08 AM »
I couldnt control myself - Stryker just makes my ass water.   ;D

The person below me stole my broken Jeff Stryker dildo to keep it as a souvenier.

Offline water duck

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Re: The Person Below Me Part 2
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2006, 11:06:51 AM »
WHY sits on a dildo when u can have the real thing  ;) ;)

The person below me made me a date with Jeff Stryker for a night !!

 


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