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Author Topic: This Damn thing  (Read 1501 times)

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Offline yowsaa

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This Damn thing
« on: December 12, 2006, 04:56:30 PM »
This damn thing between my legs has caused me nothing but grief and trouble since the day I learned it wasn't just for peeing.
Should have taken the garden shears to it 25 years ago  :-\

Now I have a gorgeous much younger filly wanting an affair. Temptation, leave me alone please ! Guess I could disclose to scare her off  :o

Offline Teresa

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Re: This Damn thing
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2006, 06:38:04 PM »
Seems a little drastic to me.



BANGKOK (Reuters) - A Thai Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete because he had an erection during meditation and declined to have it reattached, saying he had renounced all earthly cares, a doctor and a newspaper said on Wednesday.
 
The 35-year-old monk, whose name was withheld for privacy reasons, allowed medical staff at Maharaj hospital, 780 km (480 miles) south of Bangkok to dress his wound, but refused reattachment, hospital chief Prawing Euanontouch said.

"We cleaned up the wound, gave him some stitches, but he declined to have it reattached because he said had abandoned everything," Prawing told Reuters by telephone.



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CD4:320
  %: 26.7
 VL: <20
Atripla (started it 8/24/06)
 

Offline Longislander

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Re: This Damn thing
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2006, 07:13:13 PM »
I wonder how he feels today?
infected 10/05 diagnosed 12-05
2/06   379/57000                    6/07 372/30500 25%   4/09 640/U/32% 
5/06   ?? /37000                     8/07 491/55000/24%    9/09 913/U/39%
8/06   349/9500 25%              11/07 515/68000/24     2/10 845/U/38%
9/06   507/16,000 30% !          2/08  516/116k/22%    7/10 906/80/39%
12/06 398/29000 26%             Start Atripla 3/08
3/07   402/80,000 29%            4/08  485/undet!/27
4/07   507/35,000 25%            7/08 625/UD/34%
                                                 11/08 684/U/36%

Offline Just John

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Re: This Damn thing
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2006, 07:31:27 PM »
Sure would be a lot of eunuchs in the catholic church if they felt the same way :o ;D
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: This Damn thing
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2006, 07:37:35 PM »
Yowsaa~~~

What if you disclose and she still wants you? Don't cut it off, it is your friend, it goes everywhere you do and feels everything you do... ;)

As for the monk, man I cringed and I don't even have a penis. It reminded me of an episode of Nip/Tuck where this African girl had her clit repaired because of some tribal thing..... :o
Started Atripla/Ziagen on 9/13/07.
10/31/07 CD4-265 VL- undetectable
2/6/08 CD4- 401 VL- undetectable
5/7/08 CD4- 705 VL- undetectable
6/4/08 CD4- 775 VL- undetectable
8/6/08 CD4- 805 VL- undetectable
11/13/08 CD4- 774 VL--undetectable
2/4/09  CD4- 484  VL- 18,000 (2 months off meds)
3/3/09---Starting Back on Meds---
4/27/09 CD4- 664 VL-- undetectable
6/17/09 CD4- 438 VL- 439
8/09 CD4- 404 VL- 1,600
01-22-10-- CD4- 525 VL- 59,000
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Offline Eldon

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Re: This Damn thing
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2006, 11:43:25 PM »
Hey Yowsaa...

It is a gift, become a master of it.

Offline Angel-Ronnie

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Re: This Damn thing
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2006, 12:33:30 AM »
Yowsaa....
that is when you take it in your hand and say" who is your daddy"  ......... ;D
Bide the Wiccan law ye must,
In perfect love and perfect trust
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill
An' ye harm none, do what ye will.

What ye send forth comes back to thee,
so ever mind the Law of three,
follow this with mind and heart,
Merry ye meet, and merry ye part.

Offline yowsaa

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Re: This Damn thing
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2006, 02:07:13 AM »
Glad everyone finds this so amusing    :-\
It's safe to say the only thing I'm "banging" ...... is my head against the wall   >:(


Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: This Damn thing
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2006, 02:14:17 AM »
I apologize, yowsaa, I was trying to make you smile.
Started Atripla/Ziagen on 9/13/07.
10/31/07 CD4-265 VL- undetectable
2/6/08 CD4- 401 VL- undetectable
5/7/08 CD4- 705 VL- undetectable
6/4/08 CD4- 775 VL- undetectable
8/6/08 CD4- 805 VL- undetectable
11/13/08 CD4- 774 VL--undetectable
2/4/09  CD4- 484  VL- 18,000 (2 months off meds)
3/3/09---Starting Back on Meds---
4/27/09 CD4- 664 VL-- undetectable
6/17/09 CD4- 438 VL- 439
8/09 CD4- 404 VL- 1,600
01-22-10-- CD4- 525 VL- 59,000
Cherish the simple things life has to offer

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Offline yowsaa

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Re: This Damn thing
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2006, 02:27:26 AM »
I apologize, yowsaa, I was trying to make you smile.

Not neccesary dear, I'm only joking too & you all made me chuckle  :)

Most twists of fate now, I just look to the sky and ask "What are you doing to me now Lord, do you think this is funny".

 


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